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CelebritiesRe: BBNaija's Cross Posts His Nude Video On Snapchat by Haakeem(m): 1:00pm On Oct 27, 2021
Look at his empty ribs....no pack at all angry
RomanceRe: How Can I Stop My 23-Year-Old Girlfriend From Bed-Wetting? by Haakeem(m): 12:43am On Oct 27, 2021
Chiboto414:
..good of you. I support your ideals..God bless you.
amen thanks alot.
HealthRe: Please Help My Palm Is Strong, It Makes Me Feel Shy When Shaking Hands by Haakeem(m): 5:41am On Oct 26, 2021
JayTripz:
Omooooo!!! Nor be only you Sha...I don shake one guy...my palm almost tear...him don do bricklayer work before....as u de find solution now please AVOID!!! pressing breast abeg
true talk or he might end up bursting the innocent boobs...hehe
RomanceRe: How Can I Stop My 23-Year-Old Girlfriend From Bed-Wetting? by Haakeem(m): 10:17pm On Oct 25, 2021
she should try this method and also apply prayers.......... Lifestyle treatmen.ts. . Set fluid intake limitations . Reduce or cut out caffeine and alcohol from the diet..
Make urinating a routine. Set a schedule to make sure to urinate every one to two hours during the day..
Void bladder before bedtime even when you don't quite feel the need to go..
Set a nighttime bathroom alarm to urinate in the middle of the night..
Protect your bed with special mattress covers..
Wear absorbent briefs during the night.
CrimeRe: EFCC Arraigns Ngozi Olejeme, Former NSITF Chairman for Over ₦1Billion Fraud by Haakeem(m): 8:21am On Oct 22, 2021
MadamVanessa:
Useless zoo EFCC flexing muscle on a poor woman while Idiotic frog eyes bullion van thief, mouth odour personified Tinubu is walking freely and warming up to steal more as he's aspiring to be the zoo president.
corrected.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Atlanta UCL (3 - 2) On 20th October 2021 by Haakeem(m): 9:50pm On Oct 20, 2021
3-2 we made it sha,but ole should better be sack, stop breastfeeding us and the next game u would do ur mind.nonsence couch!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Atlanta UCL (3 - 2) On 20th October 2021 by Haakeem(m): 9:20pm On Oct 20, 2021
Iliveforever:
Don’t just be ignorant. Are you expecting Ronaldo to be goalkeeper, defender, midfielder, striker and coach at the same time??

Blame the fucking coach.. Ronaldo is 'not' the best in premier league but salah
u said ronaldo what?U must be......anyways i have corrected the rubbish u typed.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Atlanta UCL (3 - 2) On 20th October 2021 by Haakeem(m): 9:15pm On Oct 20, 2021
Reussite:
Well for this game i'm not blaming OGS entirely. The whole team was shambolic in this first half; passes misplacement, can't cross properly & losing vital opportunities. Its so painful watching United's game.
Ronaldo sorry for U boo when U would have just jejely moved to City to enjoy good service & goals in every game U chose to play for United. huh
oga shut up! U would have been shocked if he had went to man city....he went to juv nothing happened also came to manure united the same,and u are expecting him to do well at man cityhuh Omo the guy na one of the g.o.a.t but he is already getting old.
EducationRe: Can You Guess Who's Dead In This Picture? by Haakeem(m): 10:36am On Oct 20, 2021
aysuprano:
B

You can fall asleep with your leg inside water
it would make u sleep dah more.....if he was drunk do u know.
LiteratureRe: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Haakeem(m): 10:33am On Oct 20, 2021
op we are waiting for updates na...........
EducationRe: Can You Guess Who's Dead In This Picture? by Haakeem(m): 10:19am On Oct 20, 2021
ChiefSosa:
If 'A' is dead, I don't think 'B' and 'C' would be in the water with him. Remember it takes days for dead bodies to float.
It could be that what 'C' is holding is an electronic device that electrocuted him to death.
then why is he still holding if he is really deadhuh
EducationRe: Can You Guess Who's Dead In This Picture? by Haakeem(m): 10:17am On Oct 20, 2021
A is dah real answer...........if c is dead hw could he still got the grip of that thing in his hand? As for b it is clear,get the answer from his leg.....i movvveeee
SportsRe: During Your Childhood, Who Was Your Football Idol? by Haakeem(m): 10:12am On Oct 20, 2021
Wayne Rooney
HealthRe: Photos of Ongoing Hospital Projects By Kogi State Government by Haakeem(m): 9:47am On Oct 20, 2021
DoctorDree:
Yeye Bello and stewnibu bha?
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PhonesRe: Which Phone Are You Currently Using by Haakeem(m): 8:57pm On Oct 19, 2021
Honestly nokia c3-00
CareerRe: Drop That Harsh Thing In Your Mind, You Wish You Can Email To A Boss Or Client B by Haakeem(m): 6:10pm On Oct 18, 2021
boss the thing wey u take my eye see ennnnnnh,if you are crossing main road and car is coming afar and you are unaware i would not even notify you,it should just hit you and ur wahala away.....that would really satisfy me.
LiteratureRe: An 11 Year Old Talking Of Getting Married…. by Haakeem(m): 7:12pm On Oct 13, 2021
ahmthankgod:
Lol... 11 year old is even big sef, come my area you will watch different movie e.g love at first 9
lol
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FoodRe: What Food Is Forbidden In Your Culture? by Haakeem(m): 9:22pm On Oct 12, 2021
its religion not culture.............. Pig,dog,snake,horse,monitor lizard hehe etc........ Are forbided to be eaten in my religion.
Science/TechnologyRe: Anaconda Wraps Itself Round A Deadly Caiman In Brutal Fight For Survival(Pics) by Haakeem(m): 9:11pm On Oct 12, 2021
Charlieluvboy:
it won't burst
stupid fact u made!If that snake should swallow a fully grown he-goat it would burst talkless of an adult croc! Na nash u dey use reason?
Science/TechnologyRe: Anaconda Wraps Itself Round A Deadly Caiman In Brutal Fight For Survival(Pics) by Haakeem(m): 9:07pm On Oct 12, 2021
Oppy2k2:
Motivational speaker. The snake will die eventually due to numerous bites from the croc.
true talk but sha.... That croc specie isnt that strong if it were the one's from austrilia one bite would terminate the anaconda's skin or what so ever.
Science/TechnologyRe: Anaconda Wraps Itself Round A Deadly Caiman In Brutal Fight For Survival(Pics) by Haakeem(m): 9:04pm On Oct 12, 2021
realsportclub7:
You underestimate the power of an Anaconda
If it were a bigger one

That Croc would have been in the belly of the Anaconda

The Croc is begging for air and y out expect it to bite?

Anyway the Croc wise, he knew Anaconda can breathe under water and he did the needful
nothing as underestimate! the fact is that the crocodile is not that strong.
Science/TechnologyRe: Anaconda Wraps Itself Round A Deadly Caiman In Brutal Fight For Survival(Pics) by Haakeem(m): 9:02pm On Oct 12, 2021
That specie of croc is weak jor....if the anaconda,pythton or what so ever try the maximum wildest crocodile,it would just crush it with a bite caiman!! I am highly ashamed of you.
Technology MarketRe: How Can I Reactivate My Facebook Account by Haakeem(m): 2:53pm On Oct 10, 2021
it depends on wether u deactivated it permanently or temporally,if u deactivated it permanentlly it should be gone by nw,but if temporally,just login with ur normal login detail it would reactivate.
HealthRe: I'm Not Passing Urine: Somebody Should Help Me. by Haakeem(m): 1:55am On Oct 10, 2021
guass:
Are your legs swollen?
ah this ur question funny o..........ahbi the water would go and be storing in his leg nihuh Doctor i hail o kikikiki.....
PhonesRe: MTN Subscribers Lament Service Outage, MTN Apologizes by Haakeem(m): 6:04pm On Oct 09, 2021
it started working just nw................Bleep mtn!!!!!!!!!
LiteratureRe: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Haakeem(m): 7:14am On Oct 09, 2021
ride on. Still following
HealthRe: My Appreciation To This Great Nairalanders And Moderators. by Haakeem(m): 8:18pm On Oct 06, 2021
Just say the truth,u were first using a lightening cream which got a bad reaction on ur skin, due to ur skin type which u mentioned earlier(oily skin), u dumpt the cream and started hiding to advice given to u which really helped u but literally u are back to ur normal skin colour.
LiteratureRe: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Haakeem(m): 3:04pm On Oct 05, 2021
ride on bro................nice job.
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