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 Christianity Etc › Re: The Solemnity Of Christ The King Sunday by Haakeem(m): 5:28pm On Nov 21, 2021 |
Oddfinder:I don't care! fvck u and damn jesus! 1 Like |
| Crime › Re: Michael Goguen Kept Spreadsheet Of 5,000 Women He Had Sex With by Haakeem(m): 5:25pm On Nov 21, 2021 |
zinaunreal:Its obvious you go nothing to say...which one is wasted data slowpoke? i repeat quote me no more. |
| Crime › Re: Michael Goguen Kept Spreadsheet Of 5,000 Women He Had Sex With by Haakeem(m): 5:16pm On Nov 21, 2021 |
zinaunreal:Is that all you got? wasted sparm! quote me no more |
| Christianity Etc › Re: The Solemnity Of Christ The King Sunday by Haakeem(m): 5:14pm On Nov 21, 2021 |
freeborn02:your jesus and our isa are different so shut up! |
| Crime › Re: Michael Goguen Kept Spreadsheet Of 5,000 Women He Had Sex With by Haakeem(m): 5:04pm On Nov 21, 2021 |
zinaunreal:goan sit down jhor!So tiwa savage is cheap? Mumu! 2 Likes |
| Christianity Etc › Re: The Solemnity Of Christ The King Sunday by Haakeem(m): 4:59pm On Nov 21, 2021 |
Oddfinder:Its clear that your are really pissed and in pain  ;Dewu!
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| Christianity Etc › Re: The Solemnity Of Christ The King Sunday by Haakeem(m): 3:55pm On Nov 21, 2021 |
Fvck jesus the fake prophet. 2 Likes |
| Romance › Re: Lady Cancels Her Wedding After Discovering That Her Husband-to-be Is Married by Haakeem(m): 3:53pm On Nov 21, 2021 |
FutureIsFemale:(In tears)...very terrible.....as so as to women too(wipes tears)they are very very terrible. 2 Likes |
| Politics › Re: EFCC Vs Kogi: Governors, Others Fingered In 2023 Plot To Stop NC Candidates by Haakeem(m): 3:47pm On Nov 21, 2021 |
Yahaya bello my man the money kidnapper The babymind daydreamer The future president Continue deciving ur self my boy..... 1 Like |
| Education › Re: Money Rain On The Streets Of California, USA (VIDEO) by Haakeem(m): 8:44am On Nov 21, 2021 |
GlorifiedTunde:abeg make him kuku ma teleport 2 of us 2gether i promise i won't disappoint you azin i know how to pick money weller, i would pick $100 in 5sec reason am....we would turn billionairas when we teleport back 1 Like |
| Food › Re: Have You Ever Known Or Met Someone Who Could Eat So Much At A Sitting. by Haakeem(m): 10:15pm On Nov 20, 2021 |
The day i finised 1 spag at a sitting,i had a sleepless night......... 2 Likes 1 Share |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool Vs Arsenal (4 - 0) On 20th November 2021 by Haakeem(m): 7:13pm On Nov 20, 2021 |
Arsenal should man up and equalize this game....though i am man uni*** fa**. 3 Likes |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Watford Vs Manchester United (4 - 1) On 20th November 2021 by Haakeem(m): 4:39pm On Nov 20, 2021 |
Odinaka00:Shut up! this is football matter not family matter....thinking upsidedown anyhw. 4 Likes 1 Share |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Watford Vs Manchester United (4 - 1) On 20th November 2021 by Haakeem(m): 4:17pm On Nov 20, 2021 |
Edoblakky:Na de gea sabi. 1 Like |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Leicester City Vs Chelsea (0 - 3) On 20th November 2021 by Haakeem(m): 2:02pm On Nov 20, 2021 |
bencr7:What is this one saying  1 Like |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Leicester City Vs Chelsea (0 - 3) On 20th November 2021 by Haakeem(m): 1:54pm On Nov 20, 2021 |
Witlee1:you are the someone right? 1 Like |
| Family › Re: My Smallie Sister-in-law Makes My Life Difficult In My Own House by Haakeem(m): 12:23pm On Nov 20, 2021 |
Wick3:SAPA.......but if the husband is rich,it would be the wife complaining 1 Like |
| Literature › Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Haakeem(m): 12:51am On Nov 20, 2021 |
Op kwantinew. |
| Jobs/Vacancies › Re: What I Did Yesterday After I Lost My Last N200 During Interview by Haakeem(m): 10:04pm On Nov 19, 2021 |
Those of you that beg when you are in need try.....I got the same experience with your's last month but your's is more worster....I asked passersby for help some told me, go and hustle while some answered me normally that they don't have.....after a reply i got from one fair man that i should go and hustle...i nearlly broked down i started seeing this world as nothing i was really depressed that whole week at the thought of 'go and hustle'shebi i tell you say i no they hustle?na hustling no they pay o i am trying.....anyways op may almighty GOD provide. 5 Likes |
| Romance › Re: Why Do I Get Angry After Sex? by Haakeem(m): 9:24pm On Nov 19, 2021 |
Simply because you got no feelings for all the ladies you've fvcked so far,you are just after their toto ...Fall in love and see wether you would hate her or love her more after doing the do. 1 Like |
| Education › Re: See What A Man Found In His School Bag After 38years by Haakeem(m): 8:56pm On Nov 19, 2021 |
tillaman:Ahh! haba! 1 Like |
| Family › Re: Advice Needed, My Wife Is Driving Me Crazy by Haakeem(m): 8:55pm On Nov 19, 2021 |
millionboi:pls help me ask the spirit in me in the morning o. 1 Like |
| Food › Different Types Of People In The Kitchen by Haakeem(op): 7:34pm On Nov 19, 2021*. Modified: 12:47pm On Nov 29, 2021 |
DIFFERENT TYPES OF PEOPLE IN THE KITCHEN. 1.THE TASTERS: Just 16 slices of plantains that they are frying.they have already eaten 10 from tasting. 2.THE RUNNERS:These ones are major enemies of hot oil they can't stand and put anything inside the oil they would be displaying taekwondo if the oil mistakenly makes noise temple run activated. 3.THE SACRIFICERS:These ones mostly forgot that they are cooking something until the whole house starts to smell of burnt food . Ordinary to warm beans it would be burnt offering. Thank you o, the gods have accepted your sacrifice. 4. THE YOUTUBE SEARCHERS:These ones cannot cook without going to check for lectures.Hmm ordinary to prepare cornflakes they would go to YouTube and check. 5.THE IG/WHATSAPP/ SNAPCHAT/ STORY ONES:These one would never cook in peace they would use video to injure someone taking me through the journey to cook delicacies that I won't eat is that one not witchcraft. 6.THE SPIRITUAL :These ones don't measure ingredients before putting they just put until one spirit inside of them tells them that it's ok. 7.THE GIST GIVERS:These ones are not in the kitchen to cook oh they are the backbone of the chefs, steady giving the chef gist while they are cooking.Benefits of being a gist giver is that sometimes you will eat free meat and even fish. 8.THE IMPRESSERS:These ones can over do oh cook indomie for 1hr their own must be cuisine standard. 9. THE NON- TESTERS:These ones can cook anything without tasting but they still get the right taste of the food. So which one are you above mentioned just for fun. 1 Like |
| Romance › Different Types Of People In The Kitchen by Haakeem(op): 7:24pm On Nov 19, 2021 |
DIFFERENT TYPES OF PEOPLE IN THE
KITCHEN
1.THE TASTERS: Just 16 slices of
plantains that they are frying they have
already eaten 10 from tasting
2.THE RUNNERS:These ones are major
enemies of hot oil they can't stand and
put anything inside the oil they would be
displaying taekwondo if the oil
mistakenly makes noise temple run
activated.
3.THE SACRIFICERS:These ones mostly
forgot that they are cooking something
until the whole house starts to smell of
burnt food . Ordinary to warm beans it
would be burnt offering. Thank you o,
the gods have accepted your sacrifice
4) THE YOUTUBE SEARCHERS:These
ones cannot cook without going to
check for lectures.Hmm ordinary to
prepare cornflakes they would go to
YouTube and check.
5.THE IG/WHATSAPP/SNAPCHAT/
STORY ONES:These one would never
cook in peace they would use video to
injure someone taking me through the
journey to cook delicacies that I won't
eat is that one not witchcraft.
6.THE SPIRITUAL :These ones don't
measure ingredients before putting they
just put until one spirit inside of them
tells them that it's ok.
7.THE GIST GIVERS:These ones are not
in the kitchen to cook oh they are the
backbone of the chefs, steady giving the
chef gist while they are cooking.Benefits
of being a gist giver is that sometimes you will eat free meat and even fish. 8: THE IMPRESSERS:These ones can over do oh cook indomie for 1hr their own must be cuisine standard. 9: THE NON-TESTERS:These ones can cook anything without tasting but they still get the right taste of the food. So which one are you above mentioned just for fun. 2 Likes |
| Health › Re: Help, My 2weeks Old Baby Has A Sunken Fontanelle. What Do We Do? by Haakeem(m): 3:21pm On Nov 19, 2021 |
Mtcheew 1 Like |
| Family › Re: Advice Needed, My Wife Is Driving Me Crazy by Haakeem(m): 3:17pm On Nov 19, 2021 |
richmanrichard: 2 Likes |
| Crime › Re: My Mum Was Scammed By Bank First Bank Staff by Haakeem(m): 9:35am On Nov 19, 2021 |
Ezemarcel:Bullshit! 1 Like
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| Romance › Re: Have You Ever Been In This Situation? Share Your Experience by Haakeem(m): 9:28am On Nov 19, 2021 |
[quote author=ORLAHOLUWA post=107733021]That was how I had a crush on this beautiful girl in school back then, OASOS, OKE-BOLA, my friends and hostel mate knew I liked the girl, so whenever we come across the girl, they start to shout, whenever the girl was seen by my friends, they will shout my name, there was a day the girl also participated in a foot ball which required a penalty shootout, as soon as it was the girl's turn, my friends started to shout my name again and the girl became suspicious too. So on this great day, during the heat of inter house sport, i participated in the 400m race and won, my friends watched the girl clapping for me then they used the opportunity to set us up, then they met with the girl and told her I would like to see her�, that she should wait under the tree opposite our hostel. My friends then came to inform me about the plan, and said the girl was waiting under the tree, they gave me a phone to get her contact, then I decided to summon the Abeg no kee me with laughter. 3 Likes |
| Crime › Re: My Mum Was Scammed By Bank First Bank Staff by Haakeem(m): 9:09am On Nov 19, 2021 |
Ezemarcel:you think like a newbornbabymonkey....i guess you work in a bank....typing shit anyhw nonsence. 4 Likes 1 Share |
| Family › Re: Advice Needed, My Wife Is Driving Me Crazy by Haakeem(m): 6:34am On Nov 19, 2021 |
Your wife must be from igbo or yoruba tribe ah most of them can't bere it with their husband,but once GOD accepts prayer and the husband got visa and flew out from the country without taking his wife, those type of wives would be the one ranting that they were with you when everything was hard,you were with me what?.....my advise is that you continue refusing her food till you faint off 8 Likes 1 Share |
| Education › Re: CCTV Caught A Witch Performing Ritual At Midnight On Ghanaian Campus (VIDEO) by Haakeem(m): 11:57pm On Nov 18, 2021 |
Afriqan:point of correction technology is the senior of most satan..If you doubt me,sniper would pierce a man that has odeshi power. 1 Like |
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