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Nice but it wont work in my country Nigeria

Myer:
When you do a good research you work with facts not emotions.
Thanks for this.

Any article that celebrates CR7 is a goal.
Haters don't understand it's a privilege for them to even experience watching CR7 play.

The one true GOAT!

Its also a privilage for you to also watch MESSi play so shut the Bleep up!MESSI THE one and only true GOAT.

Op abeg pls share data for me naaw.

Hmmmm op are you sure? Or you just cooked up this story up.....

Op they calm down.

temitope27:
which part of kogi are you from

Nagazi... why ask? kogi state is safe but not the safest state in nigeria....hope you are getting my point?

Though!! I'm from kogi state and kogi state the safest state in nigeria? yahaya bello stop lying

Elan83:
Bros! Almost everybody get d issue, Bvm "BVN" provided but invalid, it's not our fault but yours

corrected

Blackchampion:
I know someone who was paid yesterday, even though her BVN Status was and is still showing invalid as I type.

ageh! you are giving ur self hope isokay.

B-power hmmm.....

You call that thing a missile?tweh! Stupid news with no proof.

dodoatirice:
See name seff solskeajer to spell am na war.

'OLE' con top am....usless name.

Speechlesss.....but wait! U said 'JUST' Pls 150k is not just,even 10k is not just.

sapa

EmmanuelScott1:
Interpreted

women, you guys should be looking at the big head u want marry, you have big head, He get big head too, did you guys want to born big thrice head.

LOL

smartasuen:
My brother by 'left the planet', do you mean repatriated to Naija or what I am trying not to think? Let us know now o, so we think of ways of saving ur new woman from you.

this was what i wanted to ask him exactly.

Lalasticlala

NaijaGoBetter20:
I just send you mail now, reply with your phone number

abeg no go dupe they guy o.if you wanted to help him be blessed.

Shake any jealous felling of you and continue thanking GOD that it was not your husband that got her pregnant or else it would have been a worster case.

mtcheeeew sapa free me!

floss:
I don't know how to come into this mata

just gather data and listen to youtube sound tape, the guy explained all what happened and as so to the eyewitness.

FOR THOSE OF U THINKING OF REARINR SCORPION HEHE ®Musty: the scorpion rearer®
"Unlike many invertebrates, scorpions don’t
lay eggs, they wander off. Instead, the
females give birth to minute, almost fully
formed baby scorpions..." The Herpetologist
emphasized.
"Really?" I exclaimed. "How much does their
venom cost?"
He scratched his head and drawled "the last
time I checked, it was....ehmmm — 24,278
naira per gallon"
I was surprised at how lucrative scorpion
rearing was. I credited a huge amount of
money to his bank account. For the
necessary things needed for the scorpion
rearing
350,000naira!. Was not a money to joke
with — the money I had earlier planned to
start a business with. LIFE NA RISK. I comfort
myself.
The news of my wanting to rear scorpions
spread around the community, not
excluding my family. I had been called to the
family's court of justice a number of times.
But I still insisted.
"My Elders, is like you people don't know
how lucrative scorpion rearing is. With 100
gallons of scorpion poison we can rebuild
our family house and...."
"Shut up! Before the gods shorten your
penis...what insolence, stupidity. Snakes and
scorpions are considered sacrilegious
reptiles..." My uncle poured out.
Law was meant to be broken. The
Herpetologist finally brought all that was
needed. He constructed a rectangular
aluminium glass with a vent at the corner
with an opening at the top. 15 black
poisonous emperor scorpions were caged
inside it.
Due to so much pressure from my father, I
moved the cage from the sitting room
where it was earlier to my room.
So one evening, we returned from a
marriage ceremony that took almost the
whole day. I went into my room exhausted. I
unbuttoned my shirt, hung it at its regular
place and dived on my bed. Lo and behold! I
felt a sensitive pain in my stomach, it was
very excruciating, I thought the world was
coming to an end. scorpion! I screamed
I was rushed to a nearby chemist.
My family couldn't sleep in the house that
night for fear of the missing scorpions. 15
poisonous scorpions!.
350,000 naira wasted. How the scorpions
got out of the cage still surprises me...
™ Musty strange