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You call that thing a missile?tweh! Stupid news with no proof.

dodoatirice:
See name seff solskeajer to spell am na war.

'OLE' con top am....usless name.

Speechlesss.....but wait! U said 'JUST' Pls 150k is not just,even 10k is not just.

sapa

EmmanuelScott1:
Interpreted

women, you guys should be looking at the big head u want marry, you have big head, He get big head too, did you guys want to born big thrice head.

LOL

smartasuen:
My brother by 'left the planet', do you mean repatriated to Naija or what I am trying not to think? Let us know now o, so we think of ways of saving ur new woman from you.

this was what i wanted to ask him exactly.

Lalasticlala

NaijaGoBetter20:
I just send you mail now, reply with your phone number

abeg no go dupe they guy o.if you wanted to help him be blessed.

Shake any jealous felling of you and continue thanking GOD that it was not your husband that got her pregnant or else it would have been a worster case.

mtcheeeew sapa free me!

floss:
I don't know how to come into this mata

just gather data and listen to youtube sound tape, the guy explained all what happened and as so to the eyewitness.

FOR THOSE OF U THINKING OF REARINR SCORPION HEHE ®Musty: the scorpion rearer®
"Unlike many invertebrates, scorpions don’t
lay eggs, they wander off. Instead, the
females give birth to minute, almost fully
formed baby scorpions..." The Herpetologist
emphasized.
"Really?" I exclaimed. "How much does their
venom cost?"
He scratched his head and drawled "the last
time I checked, it was....ehmmm — 24,278
naira per gallon"
I was surprised at how lucrative scorpion
rearing was. I credited a huge amount of
money to his bank account. For the
necessary things needed for the scorpion
rearing
350,000naira!. Was not a money to joke
with — the money I had earlier planned to
start a business with. LIFE NA RISK. I comfort
myself.
The news of my wanting to rear scorpions
spread around the community, not
excluding my family. I had been called to the
family's court of justice a number of times.
But I still insisted.
"My Elders, is like you people don't know
how lucrative scorpion rearing is. With 100
gallons of scorpion poison we can rebuild
our family house and...."
"Shut up! Before the gods shorten your
penis...what insolence, stupidity. Snakes and
scorpions are considered sacrilegious
reptiles..." My uncle poured out.
Law was meant to be broken. The
Herpetologist finally brought all that was
needed. He constructed a rectangular
aluminium glass with a vent at the corner
with an opening at the top. 15 black
poisonous emperor scorpions were caged
inside it.
Due to so much pressure from my father, I
moved the cage from the sitting room
where it was earlier to my room.
So one evening, we returned from a
marriage ceremony that took almost the
whole day. I went into my room exhausted. I
unbuttoned my shirt, hung it at its regular
place and dived on my bed. Lo and behold! I
felt a sensitive pain in my stomach, it was
very excruciating, I thought the world was
coming to an end. scorpion! I screamed
I was rushed to a nearby chemist.
My family couldn't sleep in the house that
night for fear of the missing scorpions. 15
poisonous scorpions!.
350,000 naira wasted. How the scorpions
got out of the cage still surprises me...
™ Musty strange

arewaseye:
infact this height of ignorance is shameful. If the police had joined force with these guys many lives would have been saved. Police with no sense.

And it may even be in the news that police me were the heros that rescued.....so so this or that,see opportunity that may get back your reputation,kai they just wasted it waaaa....police not get sence aswear.

Bigredmachine:
Nothing dey pain me sir...

u wan cry? Hehe

Goan sit down jhor who told you nannies do not get married? U are shouting my nanny here my nanny there nannies are human being not robotmorever she is not your sister,just act wisely shake any jeolous feeling and move on with life or hipertention would just catch u .

I don't believe this news somehow because they did not provide incontrovertible evidence.with just only one picture that is not on its full size and you want me to believe no!

sheDD:
started falling or already fallen
Could barely buy biscuits. Couldn't even buy me common roadside meatpie. The seller said is #300

IMAGINE.

When would the full version of this news come out self.no long talk.... The lady is a witch.

Bigredmachine:
I dey fear women, anytime quarrel wan start between me and any lady, I remember acid and hot water... Then I think of the best way to settle it without letting them know am scared of them...

If you no dey fear woman for this life, you no fit fear hell fire I swear...

Na woman wrapper u go turn last last.

Igbos park everything for head,Drug trafficking o Wickedness in its highest order o Inhuman behaviour o Kidnapping o Childabuse o so so so and So! While fulanis(hausa) and yoruba hm that one na story for another day.

Seun

WISE up its simple,attend her catholic church but after the marriage go back to ur own church.........does gender thinks they are wise show her and her family u are wiser!

If i was related to the guy,i would just abduct the stupid girl and be inserting fresh sliced atarodo pepper in her usless toto then top it with that same hot water.yes she should feel the pain too.....is like spirit is controling the girl self,very inhuman behaviour.

own goal IMAGINE!

It would be miracle if man united won sha.