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Maths is if no use but you just have to get the basic knowledge in it just in case

Its needed

na so now.....

what is your budget like @ op?

this malaika of a person..... If he beat u (@ op) u go reach house blame ur mama why she persuade u. The drama u watched for be experience...

op
Didnt pass the message correctly

me...... snack for traffic ke
Na there i buy land collect c of o and do the neccessary documentation.
Nigeria traffic na baba...
It shud be a sight attraction for those comming to Nigeria for the first time.

its tru ooohh
It affect in either way... I got a friend we nicknamed virus and he never does anything right.
Just as the name implies.

One of my biggest fantasies is to pay a visit to Googleplex and have a glimpse of what people search for all around the world.
That would give me an insight into what people love, what people need, what people want to do and so on and so forth.


This blog (http://recentnigerianjobs.com/ ) has a massive amount of traffic everyday from job seekers in Nigeria, who are either ardent followers or those who come via google search.
Trust me, I use an analytics software that enables my view and monitor the search terms that bring users to my blog.
Today, I have decided to compile and share an unedited list of the 9 funniest search terms (there are even more) to my blog by job seekers in Nigeria.


1. an OND graduate needs a job
2. job vancancy in nigeria this octomber
3. anybody need plumber in akure
4. google please show me latest jobs in nigeria
5. why can i not get a job in nigeria
6. wetin b de latex job for dis warri
7. what did i do y didnt NIMC call me for interview
8. i want to humbly apply for a job in a reputable organisation
9. are there jobs in naija today?
No disrespect, but this is funny. People really need jobs!
Have a great day peeps and don't forget to share with friends to make their day too.

source

http://www.recentnigerianjobs.com/2013/10/9-funniest-google-search-terms-by-job.html

are u not aware of all these before you go ahead with the implant...........my sister it is normal and the best thing i would advise for you is to withdraw and abstain or used c.d

whichwayforwardnigeria

noted op

going to try this out










and be expecting my feedback

not bad for a festival

wizkid, over to you..let see your jaiye jaiye by then i shall comment.

black box retrieved
ok will that bring back the dead soul?
and more over na today dem dey talk about black box

abeg if them no lie like that how them go sell?

can baba carry this beautiful chick on his leg?
Abeg na chair the babe sit jare but the closeness for a photo shoot is really something

what kind of doll be dis?

good for them and as she said go and sin no more

but the only solution to the story is litigation. let the people go to court or them be illiterate ni?

ok, noted

esbjay@gmail.co:
Holly is the hottest, and what happen to idera Johnson's pant?

Holly Ademoluti Omoboyewa is the one i am voting for ooohh

absolutely wonderful.............

why blackberry when android and galaxy never rest,
abeg next chapter

Baba_Eleko: Fine or bribe

OYA MAKE DEM EXPLAIN

Samgreguc: UI, UNIBEN, OAU,UNIIBADAN, ABU, UNIJOS, UNIPORT.

Can someone explain to this man that UI and UNIBADAN is d same.. This is among the reason why Nigerian universities can never be ranked among top 100 in d world

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Built2last: Using the word "Nigeria" includes me and i feel that is insulting because i am Nigeria. i work for my money, i pay my tax and and a patriotic citizen at that.

i have never kidnapped anybody nor have held political office before. how then can we concluded that Nigeria is a country of kidnappers?

the word should be some Nigerians? someone should correct that nkita of a man

This is an example of how this people portrays our nationality to the rest of the world
God be the judge

so them dey play us abi?
God go catch them.......

where do you get all these statistics of yours?
source pls

pls can someone explain the real motives behind this inauguration?

how come he is the one saying this, op source pls............i really need to confirm this







if true make i no go loose my girlfriend to this old man