₦airaland Forum

u look so tynie-puenie bitch!!!! is that u

Faremisodeeq:
.how I move out from thread like this

wristbangle:
Bros, are u really happy that the economy is grounded and also no light for several weeks now?

u dey ask because ur entire pamily depends on oil or because u r too lazy to diversify ur brain from our oil!!!!!!

Sultanchidi:
Police nor b work police nor b work bt pple dey Forge documents to enter police.

NO MIND THEM!!!!

as for me, am counting down from ten days down until bubu shows up again to address us on how he traveled

AdaNri1:
Much ado about ENT. If Nigerian youths were united in struggle, they will go on a massive protest and ban all travel for medical treatment by govt officials. Government should develop our hospitals and use it with us or pay for any Nigerian who chooses to go and be treated abroad.

a very intelligent lady!!!! a poor man can die because of malaria, an accident victim will drop dead because of doctors slow intervention and unnecessary protocol and yet, so much billion is appropriated for medical in our budget but still medical service is for the rich. bubu, bubu, buharia, is this really what u promised us before election

Agunechemba1:
You have tried.


But that's not our priority now.


Create jobs for the timid population.

Hunger is in the land. People are suffering, sponsor bills that would create employment for the average Nigerian on the street.

so politic is no more job dont u know that our old leaders are the majority of the stakeholders in our present system and u should also know that with age reduction, it paves way for youth to aspire in politics.

hmmmm......my elder bros serving the country as a member of Nigeria Police Force is yet to receive his salary.....Nigeria Police should stop using the salaries of their slaves to boost their contract with banks!!!!!

santity100:
It is very painful that most states are unable to pay salaries for some months and even the oil rich states with huge allocations are in this category.

Despite all this Lagos State Government has continued to pay salary to its public servants on the 23rd or 22nd on every month and recently leave allowance was paid to public servant.

Kudos to Lagos State Government !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kudos to Governor Ambode !!!!!!!!!!!!!

today, i had a terrible encounter with a man cladding himself on attire well known to be nothern wear and i called him Hausa man. he nearly stabbed me, yelling, i no be hausa, i no be hausa. i am jos man!!!. please, someone should correct me because this man was speaking and ranting displaying his fury still am yet to be corrected

Jirate:
www.dailytrust.com.ng/news/general/we-spent-one-year-planning-lai-mohammed/148735.html

lai, i always remember the way u use to ginger during last year election as if u got panacea of Nigeria wahala from heaven but record has shown that u and bubu came with punishment from hell and will never be forgotten as those that plunged Nigeria into economic crisis and fermine + severe hardship

Omooba77:
Many of us who are Christian belief we will make heaven; but our action may deny us a place in His kingdom.
Unforgiveness is a great sin before God, many of us find it hard to forgive, any one who died not forgiving will not make heaven. We can check the following passages to see the reality of the truth,just as Our Lord's prayer says,forgive us our sins as we forgive others Luke 11:4 ;Matthew 6:12. Also the parable in Matthew 18:21-35.
Let us learn to forgive and allow peace of God to reign in our hearts. Shallom!

i like ur encouragement but sometimes our sinful nature overtakes us with jet speed and i think it over takes ur spirit too. even incidents affects us too. example, someone like a boko haram member slaughtered ur entire family including ur mother and wife and twins, raze ur house to the ground and after, army arrested him and they only require ur mercy to let him go??

[quote author=BenueBlog post=45850864]This couple were pictured cutting their wedding cake with a sword yesterday at a wedding reception in Benue State.

Strange, albeit the groom is a soldier. Is someone going use a gun one day?

Source: http://benue.info/photo-unbelievable-see-what-this-benue-couple-used-to-cut-their-wedding-cake/[/q
wishing dem fruitful matrimony with heavenly blessings upon them....really dripping for this young matrimony!!!!!!

Otth:
[s]Okay, this is a challenge I need a solution to. My parents are saying no money no money when it is obvious that they have. My little brother is home because he has outstanding fees so I was wondering if I should give him my tithe to pay part while I pay the tithe next month when I get my next salary, I don't know what to do.

Mods please move it to fp, I need urgent solution to this[/s].

ur faith is in doubt!!!!!!!

yobish!!!! last time i checked, they were still couples except competent court proves otherwise. so no case as character assassination!!!!!

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Trunaijian:
Relax. Don't be in a haste to make judgements. Rome wasn't built in a day. The govt is trying very hard for the betterment of you and I. We need help. Needing external help doesn't mean they aren't looking inwards. We know we are rich. We will generate the much needed revenue internally in due time and by Gods grace. These things take time. Its not magic. Lets us keep praying that God gives the govt the wisdom and know how to lift Nigeria from the doldrums to the much needed heights. We must pray for them. If they fail, we fail. If they succeed, we do same.

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no more time to wait before taking ur stance on issues concerning the way forward for this country of mine ruled by criminals, tyrants and self-centered jihadists. what am saying is that, present leadership lacks the political will to fulfill its overwhelmed promises to the people. the bad side of this deal is that it will flock our market with more chinese product that made in nigeria product will be discouraged which is also against buhari's initial change campaign. a contract that will enrich china and plunge us in eternal debt.

i wish i will get to know the benefits of this so called deal our president just signed in China now and how it'll favour our country in the coming future because nobody borrows to eat nowadays. instead of looking inwards to create wealth because our country is enriched with a lot of resources like population, market environment, agriculture, intellects, to mention a few. in my opinion, our president just diversified our attention instead of economy. enjoy today and suffer tomorrow is another name for this loan!!!!!

divinehand2003:
Forbes got it all mixed up.
[s]-First of all it's not a loan, but it's an investment. Both parties are doing business together.

-Secondly, it's not $2 billion, but it's $6 billion investment package, and the various items and projects for which this cash would be spent on is properly highlighted.

So Nigerians, should we rather sit on the fence and do nothing waiting for manna to fall from above? No, half bread is better than not.


We must do something now[/s].

China has offered Nigeria a $6 billion loan to fund infrastructure projects, the Minister of Foreign Affairs, Mr. Geoffrey Onyema, said yesterday in Beijing the Chinese capital.
Nigeria is facing its worst economic crisis in decades as sinking oil prices eat into its foreign reserves and the naira weakens against other currencies.

Nigeria has been for months looking for sources to help plug a projected 2016 deficit of N2.2 trillion ($11.1 billion) as Buhari plans to triple capital spending in the 2016 fiscal year.

According to Reuters, during Buhari’s visit to Beijing, the Industrial and Commercial Bank of China Ltd (ICBC), the world’s biggest lender, and Nigeria’s central bank signed a deal on yuan transactions.
“It means that the renminbi (yuan) is free to flow among different banks in Nigeria, and the renminbi has been included in the foreign exchange reserves of Nigeria,” Lin Songtian, Director General of the African Affairs Department of China’s foreign ministry, told reporters.

The agreement was reached following a meeting between Buhari and Chinese President Xi Jinping.

Dorothy Onyekasi had all the features of a pregnant woman when she stepped into the arrival hall of the Murtala Muhammed International Airport, Ikeja, yesterday, on her way from Dubai, United Arabs Emirate (UAE).

Her dressing, protruding tummy and manner of walking were true to type.

But that was until she had to go through screening by the National Drug Law Enforcement Agency (NDLEA) whose agents found her pregnancy to be fake.

Instead of pregnancy, Onyekas, 41, had strapped to her body substance suspected to be cocaine.

The mother of three, according to the agency’s spokesman, Mr. Mitchell Ofoyeju, faked her pregnancy with 86 pellets of substance that tested positive for cocaine.
He said: “The drug was intercepted during the inward screening of passengers on an Emirates flight from Dubai, United Arab Emirates.

“The substance has a total weight of 1.720 kilogrammes with an estimated street value of N20.6 million.”

The NDLEA commander at the Lagos airport, Ahmadu Garba, said the wraps of cocaine would have been easily mistaken for pregnancy.

“It was discovered that the suspect kept 86 wraps of cocaine inside a waist bag which was tied to her stomach.

“The drug was detected by NDLEA officers on her arrival from Dubai. The drug was immediately packed and weighed in her presence.

“It had a gross weight of 1.720 kilogrammes,” Ahmadu stated.

She is expected to be charged to court soon.

The suspect said it was all her fault, saying: “While I was preparing to return, I met a man in Dubai who gave me the drug and promised to give me enough money to expand my business.

“He also told me that when I get to Nigeria, he would call his partner to collect the drug and give me my money. When I got here, the drug was detected at the airport and I was arrested. It is all my fault. If only I was contented with the profit from the sales of my goods; I would not have been in this problem”.

Dorothy who hails from Enugu State is a Junior Secondary School certificate holder
http://thenationonlineng.net/ndlea-arrests-woman-feigning-pregnancy-wraps-cocaine-2/

Amid Nigerian President, Muhammadu Buhari’s visit to Beijing, Foreign Minister Geoffrey Onyeama announced that China has offered Nigeria a $6 billion loan to pay for infrastructure projects. President Buhari aims to increase spending on public works projects as a means of kickstarting economic growth. Nigeria is facing its worst economic crisis in decades as low global oil prices continue to hit public finances in the crude-exporting country.

Meanwhile, Finance Minister Kemi Adeosun said on April 9 that she is forecasting a budget deficit of 2.2 trillion naira ($11 billion) in 2016, and stressed the need for fiscal discipline. The forecast comes amid increasingly negative economic indicators. Inflation, as measured by the National Bureau of Statistics (NBS), rose to 12.8% in March – its highest level in almost four years – from 11.4% in February. This is mainly as a result of higher food and gasoline prices coupled with restrictions on foreign currency movements. The NBS reported on March 22 that unemployment rose to 10.4% in the final quarter of 2015, up from 9.9% in the previous quarter. Meanwhile, the IMF has lowered its 2016 growth forecast for Nigeria by almost one percentage point to 2.3%.

A short term fix

The loan deal will ease some pressure on Buhari in the short term by allowing him to announce the start of construction and other infrastructure projects. Loans from the Chinese government are likely to command lower interest rates than those available from commercial lenders. Moreover, China is unlikely to demand the reforms and oversight that the World Bank or IMF typically impose as conditions for lending. The Chinese loan is likely to take the form of a credit line that can be accessed on a project by project basis.

Nonetheless, a devaluation of the naira versus the US dollar remains likely in 2016. The Chinese loan does not address the disparity between the official exchange rate of 197-199 naira to the dollar and the actual market rate of approximately 320 naira to the dollar. Financial markets remain convinced that the government will devalue the naira, and until it does investors will remain reluctant to commit money to Nigeria. Difficulties sourcing foreign exchange, and in some cases shortages of industrial and other goods as a result of foreign exchange restrictions, will continue to adversely impact businesses with operations in Nigeria.

The loan amount is larger than expected, putting Nigeria at risk of struggling to repay if the oil price falls further. Buhari is aware of the need to diversify sources of government income, and wants to broaden Nigeria’s tax base and expand its portfolio of export goods. These measures are likely to take years to generate significant additional government revenue, and infrastructure projects are themselves unlikely to generate sufficient income to finance loan repayments in the near term.

What to watch

The IMF and World Bank will hold their spring meetings in Washington, DC April 15-17, at which a Nigerian delegation will be present. The lenders are likely to use the forum to once again exert pressure on Nigeria to loosen or scrap currency controls. Separately, equity and fixed income index provider MSCI will decide by April 29 whether or not to remove Nigeria from its Frontier Markets Index as a result of Nigeria’s currency restrictions. If MSCI expels Nigeria it would be the third such instance, following moves by J.P. Morgan and Barclays, and would add to mounting negative sentiment towards Nigeria among global investors.

The government is likely to come under intense scrutiny from civil society groups and political opponents to ensure that the money is spent on the projects for which it is intended. Nigeria has a poor record when it comes to efficiently deploying funds to build infrastructure. and money is often lost to recurrent spending, inflated salaries, over-invoicing, procurement scams and other methods of theft. Eliminating – or at least limiting – inefficiency and corruption from public works projects will be key if the government’s deal with China is to deliver on economic growth.

back in the days when first class students were like god but now, it can be purchased or sub-standard!!!!!

Blackberrybabes:
University of Maiduguri, Borno State, on Saturday presented first-class degree certificates to 172 students of the institution during its 22nd combined convocation.
The Vice-Chancellor of the institution Prof. Ibrahim Njodi, who, according to the News Agency of Nigeria announced this at the ceremony, said 37, 259 students, comprising five sets of students from 2009 to 2015, graduated at the convocation.


“It is gratifying to inform you that the university graduated five sets of students from 2009/2010, 2010/2011, 2012/2013, 2013/2014, and 2014/2015 academic sessions from 12 colleges, faculties, distance learning centre and 23 affiliated colleges.
“A total of 37, 259 students were graduated. Out of this, 32, 869 were regular students, 841 students were from affiliated colleges and 3,549 students were from the Distant Learning Programme,’’ Njodi said.


He said the university had signed a Memorandum of Understanding with the United Nations Children’s Emergency Fund and Norwegian Embassy to work out a programme on de-radicalisation of repentant members of the Boko Haram terrorists group.
“There is a strong partnership between the university and the UNICEF on safe schools project.
“In this regard, the university will continue to explore all avenues for support and collaborations,’’ Njodi said.

He said there were plans by the university to organise an international conference on Boko Haram terrorism to facilitate research into the mystery behind the group.
According to him, the move is pursuant to President Muhammadu Buhari’s call during his inaugural speech on the need to conduct an in-depth research towards understanding the Boko Haram insurgency.
He said it was also consistent with “our mandate of solving societal problems through research.’’

http://www.punchng.com/unimaid-graduates-172-first-class-students/

squino:
[s]I just paid 170,000 for a bedroom flat(palour, room, kitchen and bath) in Eket, Akwa Ibom, how much are you guys currently paying and what's your location[/s]?

i live at Ikenegbu Owerri where i just paid rent for a room self-container with a whooping sum of 288 thousand naira for a year and six months(must) plus 80 thousand maintenance fee and 50 thousand naira agreement fee, omo, my account is reddy and am also planning to get married. i wonder how much i'll spend to rent two bedroom if i find my missing rib??

get ur mind right, no be our governor dey pay lecturers, na NLC!!!!

bruno419:
Imsu is on strike for 3weeks now..oga go and pay the lecturers

the hope of some serious student was disappointed when ASUU and NLC Imo State chapter failed to reach agreement on how to pay teachers salary in order to call off the strike. it's been 2 weeks or more since IMSU has been on strike but the Commander of free education, Governor Anayo Rochas Okorocha urged the school authority to harmonize their request and consider calling off the strike. meanwhile, IMSU is seeking for autonomy!!!!

Jimeta Police Station in Yola has been bombed!!!!! more later......

sue them all, even bubu!!!! my big bros is a member of NPF and till now, he is yet to receive his salary...bubu wetin happened to all Nigeria Policemen salary? abi u wan use am update your budget??

make i hear sey that pic na bubu!!! our prezidoh got tin neck with shrink contours which outlined his godforsaken face!!!!! well, whatever, i dont give a f'!!!!

Why am i seeing old school serving members instead of agile looking young men??hmmmmm.....the future and efficient of the job lies in our hand!!!!!

if addiction is a bad thing, f"""" me!!!!! am addicted to my job (dedicated Policeman) ...am in love with my duty(24hr) just loving it in Owerri..pls report any corrupt Police officer to the Police HQ ASAP!!!!

olisa vs buhari's government=power shift hands
biakene nwanne? kedu ife di ifaa?? kee ka nwokem ga-esi kwochaa aka tiere okuko aki?
if sey na me, i rather spend more months in sanko waiting for proper sentence which i'll serve diligently in prison and come out with my 400mill intact than to spend some days and still return the mills back with extra pay and empty pocket...olisa, abeg, for the sake of future hunger and for the sake ur family stomach, no return shishi!!!!...chai buhari, there's god ooooooohh...when ur tenure go finish, am sure that ur skinny flesh will sustain u in kirikiri maximus!!!! kikikikikiiiiiiiii!!!!!!

names don't lie: is it true or false that lai mohhamed is a liar?

I remembered that year (2012/2013) when i used to visit Aba from owerri for shopping, gallivanting and frolicking with my friends but now all my men then are now malay squad so going there is of no use and my shopping level have ultimately changed to platinum!!!!! mehn, my normal room in that hotel is rm 317 (2level underground). their room and service so cool. infact, 2700 naira will give a comfortable room underground but your network service will be like airplane mode things..but 3500 (choi!!!!) will give u a super model suit !!!! their animal pepper soup (chicken) full option for only 700 naira!!!!plus cheap strippers that throng the location...oh my goodness...u guys just reminded me of my way back cheap flexing mode. though formal governor theo orji used to lodge there, but the owner, Mandela, is a well known business man who owns a lot of hotels in aba with different names and theo also made him LGA Chairman of Ohafia....
let him use his money to upgrade that area because a lot of guys around there patronized him and so, should enjoy a conducive environment instead of smelly, fishy aroma!!!!! thanks!!!!!

religion is a thing of business this time around. maybe the lady was trying to dupe the man (mouka) from what he (mouka) he has ripped from people all along..still smiling @ it

may the souls of the dead rest in peace.....and instead of blaming the errant policeman, i urge u guys to pray ceaselessly for the betterment of our entire society