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RomanceShe needs your Advice:My Boyfriend's Wife Is My New Boss, Should I Be Worried? by Hackerjay(op):
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I'm confused I recently got a job and realized my immediate boss is my married boyfriend's wife.

I've had some meetings with this lady in the past, so imagine my shock at finding out she's my new boss.

But the weirdest part of this is, since I joined the company, she has never acted like we know each other from the past. I'm worried. So my question is this; should I also act like all is well and pretend like I don't know this woman, or should I just move on, leave the company and find work elsewhere?

As for the man we both share, I don't see us ever breaking up. And where I work is a place anyone would even wish to be hired as a contract staff.

Please advice her on What she Should do?
HealthFive(5) Interesting Scientific Facts About Breas;t You Must Know by Hackerjay(op): 8:21pm On Oct 16, 2013
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Scientists have done weird studies on the cultural fascination with breasts. Below you will find the strangest ones...

1. Poor men like big breasts while financially secure men prefer smaller breasts.

According to Psychology Today, the amount of money a man earns is connected with size of breasts he prefers. The study, conducted by two psychologists, set out to explore the link between financial state and breast size preferences.

Men from different backgrounds were shown animated female figures with different sizes and were asked which of them they considered more sexually attractive.

The results were as follows: poorer men or men undergoing "resource insecurity" preferred larger breasts while those who were financially well off and stable preferred smaller boobs.

2. Hungry men desire big breasts while satiated men prefer a smaller chest.

Scientists revealed that hungry men preferred larger breasts compared to those whose stomachs were full.

What is here to add? Bon appétit indeed!

3. Squeezing breasts may prevent cancer

Man can actually be saving the life of their beloved by continuously grabbing her breasts.

According to the UC Berkeley and Lawrence Berkeley National Laboratory, squeezing breasts can prevent cancer.Apparently mechanical forces and applying physical pressure on the breasts can stop the rapid growth of cancer and prevent out of control cells from turning malignant.

4. Bras accelerate sagging]

French study conducted over 15 years on women aged between 18 and 35, suggests that wearing a bra is totally useless for women and may actually cause more harm than good. The study claimed that those women who did not wear a bra benefited long term, as they were able to develop more muscle tissue, which provided natural support.

It is strange that the study did not provide for the actual breast size of the women who were involved in the test.

5. Staring at boobs extends a man's life by five years

A German study, which has been circulating around the internet for years, supposedly involved a team of investigators visiting three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany, and comparing the health of 200 males over a period of five years.

Half of the volunteers were asked to stare at busty women daily; the other half was prevented from doing so.

The result? Those who were enjoying the sight of big-breasted beauties over five years had lower blood pressure; slower pulse rates and were less likely to develop coronary artery disease.

[b]Source:[/b]www./kingerjay.noni
HealthSix(6) Tips To Fight/cure Body Odour For Men And Women by Hackerjay(op): 12:28pm On Oct 16, 2013
Ever had that moment where you wonder if you smell, well, not so great? It happens. But you can make body odor go away. Try these six tips.

1. Keep Yourself Squeaky Clean

Shower at least once a day and you'll wash away sweat as well as reduce the number of bacteria on your skin.
Sweat by itself is virtually odorless. But when microscopic bacteria that live naturally on your skin mix with sweat, they multiply quickly and raise quite a stink.
So washing thoroughly, especially areas prone to sweating, can reduce body odor.
If you sweat normally, you might have more of a problem with body odor than people who sweat too much.
That's because, when people sweat excessively, the sweat tends to wash away the odor-causing bacteria.

2. Use Antibacterial Soap

Choose an antibacterial bath soap. Washing thoroughly with an antibacterial soap bar will reduce the bacteria count, in turn reducing the odor.
Look for the words "antibacterial" on the soap's packaging.

3. Towel Off Thoroughly

Once you've showered, be sure you dry yourself completely. Towel off and make sure you dry any areas where you sweat a lot.
If your skin is dry, it's harder for bacteria that cause body odor to breed on it.

4. Apply "Industrial Strength" Deodorants or Antiperspirants

Once you are clean and dry, use a strong deodorant or antiperspirant on your underarms.
While deodorants do not prevent sweating, they mask the smell of bacteria on your skin.
Antiperspirants contain aluminum chloride, a chemical that reduces sweating, and often also contain a deodorant.
Stronger deodorants and antiperspirants are available without a prescription.
Look for products that say on the label they are higher strength due to ingredients.
If you think you need even more help, you may want to ask your doctor about prescription antiperspirants.
Apply the deodorant or antiperspirant twice a day, once in the morning and once in the evening

5. Keep Your Wardrobe Squeaky Clean

Change clothes often when you're sweating heavily. Fresh clothes help keep body odor down.
Be sure to change your socks as well, especially if you tend to have foot odor.
Use deodorant powders in your shoes, replace insoles frequently, and go barefoot if possible.

6. Cut Out or Cut Down "Offensive" Foods

What you eat affects your body odor.
Foods that tend to make you sweat more, such as hot peppers or other spicy foods, might also contribute to body odor.
And the aroma of foods such as onions or garlic can be carried in the sweat, making you smell bad

[b]Source:[/b]www.fb.com/kingerjay.noni
LiteratureRe: The Preacher's Son!!! by Hackerjay(m): 10:28pm On Oct 14, 2013
festwiz: We thank God for the return of our long lost(infact) dead brother HACKERJAy.welcome back bros.so where my puff-puff?
dead ke?
Pls ooo,nah jux smal strike ooo
LiteratureRe: The Preacher's Son!!! by Hackerjay(m): 10:17pm On Oct 14, 2013
The rock5555: U took the words outta my mouth, am glad he is back.

Its remaining gifteey, vivy gift and ritababe to show. Am missing my priceless love and chubby-faith too.

@lekinz-na play o, my teeth don leak finish, i no want more out

tanks to u all.

Typing new update...

Am back like a prodigal son...
LiteratureRe: The Preacher's Son!!! by Hackerjay(m): 10:13pm On Oct 14, 2013
kingphilip: Wow finally Hackerjay is back make una clear road for am abeg
chairman,i see u wella
RomanceSex Puzzle:Who Is The Cheapest Between Both Girls? by Hackerjay(op): 9:33pm On Oct 14, 2013
Linda is 16years old and she had had se;xual intercourse 9times with five(5) different guys...

While

Rita is 21years old and she had had se;xual intercourse 24times with 3 different guys...

Who is cheapest girl between linda and rita?

Note:both are not in any relationship...
LiteratureRe: The Preacher's Son!!! by Hackerjay(m): 7:21pm On Oct 14, 2013
In the land of Makurdi and the time of Romance,the satisfaction of the girls sexual urge rest on the joystick of a young boy,His name...The-Rock


[size=80] PREVIOUSLY ON"THE PREACHER'S SON[/size]
(AJEBO VS AJEPKAKO)


"Waiter come and collect your money"-Prince


"Waiter, get this boy and his guards a cup of ice cream each and then went we eat finish bring the bill to me, i would pay"-Uduak


The waiter brought the order while i ate my meat like a big man, Prince was fumming and he pushed his ice cream one side.-Arrogant


"Bros drink na?" -Uduak


"Is it your business, just pay abeg" -Prince


"Oh God, why me?" -Uduak

*****************************
"Where are you coming from?" -Uduak's mum(jamb question)


Mummy, i went to church o" -Uduak


"At 14 years you are already having girl friends abi, you are supposed to be reading for your Mock exams instead you are busy chasing girls, do you want to give someone daughter belly" -Uduak's Mum


"I would give you twenty strokes" -Uduak's Mum


I went inside to see a worst joke, my kid sister was laying on my bed, biscuit, sweet and chewing gum packets laid all around. -Gobe


"Mummy, is like the sickness that used to catch Uduak don catch Victory o, see she dey sleep for bathrom" -Uduak jnr bro.


Full of Suspense,Comedy,Action,Retaliation and lot of Fun


NEXT UPDATE COMING SOON
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LiteratureRe: The Preacher's Son!!! by Hackerjay(m): 11:19pm On Oct 11, 2013
Guy,ur last update don succeed in crackin my Ribs
LiteratureRe: The Preacher's Son!!! by Hackerjay(m): 3:18pm On Oct 08, 2013
Vickie Zion: hmmm dat 1 U no go find me na #teamvirgin#gudnyt ooh
#Teamvirgin#
LiteratureRe: Literature Section Awards 2013 by Hackerjay(m): 1:55pm On Oct 08, 2013
Adventure-The preacher's son by TheRock555

Comedy-The preacher's son by TheRock555

Action-An evening with Eva
RomancePhotos:meet The Sexiest Woman On Earth by Hackerjay(op): 1:15pm On Oct 08, 2013
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Scarlett Johansson has earned the title for a second time seven years after being named Esquire magazine's sexiest woman alive.
Johansson, who also won in 2006, is the first woman to get the honor twice.
The acclaimed actress, whose films include Girl With A Pearl Earring and The Avengers, celebrated the accolade with a cover shoot for the popular glossy monthly.

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DID SHE REALLY WORTH THE HONOUR?
Jokes EtcRe: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Hackerjay(m): 5:44pm On Oct 07, 2013
PoliticsRe: Fani Kayode Suggests Aviation Minister Stella Oduah Be Sacked Due To The Crash. by Hackerjay(op): 4:34pm On Oct 06, 2013
Alikaxon: Fani Kayode: I urge you to cool down, that plane crash is not her fault, If its her fault, I will stil have helped you to depricate her. You should understand that the plane crash was spiritually masterminded, and how could she control the spirit rhelm. And at your age and experience, I believ you know the spiritual implication of such things, but you are just being deceitful. Its spiritual because they said "prophet Tb Joshua saw the vision" which means that it has happened in the spirit rhelm and can only be averted spiritually for it not to happen physically. They say "the spirit controls the physical" if it was just a physical accident, It wouldn't had been revealed to prophet Tb Joshua in a vision as it was. So, the idea of Fani kayode condemning the aviation minister does not arise, maybe he has something personal with her. [P'CETO SPEAKS]
If the incident is seen by T.B Joshua does not make it a spiritual accident,cos Prophets saw vision about any evil either spiritual or physical...
LiteratureRe: The Preacher's Son!!! by Hackerjay(m): 4:23pm On Oct 06, 2013
The rock5555: Welcome back bro. Where have you been. Oya begin run inference noooowww
Am soorry,nah one idiot gal carry belle come meet me say nah me giv am...

I go resume my prev. Job sha
LiteratureRe: The Preacher's Son!!! by Hackerjay(m): 2:49pm On Oct 06, 2013
I fell in love with Rita-babe now am back again
But i no go let Daniel giv me first attack again
before,am weak bt now my strengh is regained
Daniel,we shall knw the winner @ d end of d game


Smellos
PoliticsFani Kayode Suggests Aviation Minister Stella Oduah Be Sacked Due To The Crash. by Hackerjay(op): 1:53pm On Oct 06, 2013
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A VOTE OF CONFIDENCE FOR STELLA ODUAH?


On June 3rd 2012 there was a plane crash in Nigeria in which over 163 people were killed.
Over one year later on 3rd October 2013 there was another plane crash in which 17 people died.


Before the first crash took place last year and between the two major crashes there were numerous other smaller ones involving light aircrafts, helicopters etc. that were not publicised.


All these these unfortunate events occured under the tenure of Princess Stella Oduah, the Hon. Minister of Aviation.


Under her watch close to 200 Nigerians have been killed in air crashes in the last two years alone. This does not surprise me because it was predictable considering her spiritual and emotional disposition.


What surprises me is the fact that just one day after those that perished in the latest crash were killed, before the victims were buried, before the site of the crash was cleared, before the charred remains of some of the broken bodies still lay on the crash site and before any formal investigation into the causes of the crash have even commenced, let alone been concluded, the ruling PDP, through their spokesman Chief Olisa Metuh, has told the world that they have ''full confidence'' in Stella Oduah and that ''she should be allowed to continue her good work''.


Is there any greater evidence of the fact that the PDP is a sick party that is led by sick people than this?


Such insensitivity is rarely seen anywhere in the world. Only in Nigeria can this happen. I wonder if Metuh would have been so quick to speak up for the Minister of Aviation if she had been a yoruba and if the crash had taken place at Enugu airport whilst the body of a former Igbo governor with some of his family members and government officials was being flown home for burial.
I imagine that in that scenario they would have asked for his or her head.


I really do wonder about these people. How many more people have to killed in air crashes before our President realises that he needs a new Minister of Aviation?


There is far more to aviation than beautifying airports. The first and most important consideration has to be the safety of the passengers followed by the seriousness, discipline and efficiency of the aviation parastatals and the airworthiness of the planes.
Most important of all when a plane crashes, whatever the reasons or causes, the Minister ought to assume full responsibility and even offer his or her resignation or be removed.
This is because it is his or her primary responsibility to keep air travellers safe and alive.


Sadly it does not appear that this is likely to happen anytime soon. As a matter of fact I am convinced that even if 1,000 people were killed in air crashes in the space of just one year under Goodluck Jonathan he still would not redeploy or sack Stella Oduah because our President just ''doesn't give a damn''.


May God help us and may He keep our skies safe.
LiteratureRe: The Preacher's Son!!! by Hackerjay(m): 9:04am On Oct 04, 2013
In the land of Makurdi and the time of Romance,the satisfaction of the girls sexual urge rest on the joystick of a young boy,His name...The-Rock


[size=80] PREVIOUSLY ON"THE PREACHER'S SON[/size]


"Is uduak peter not in the crowd, Guy comot na, i see you"


Idowu quickly gave me his palm sandals which was smaller than my leg. I wonder why i was small but have mighty leg...


"Can the chairman of this great occasion stand up and give us a speech"


That reminded me of a birthday ceremony i went to while in Jos, then i was in primary thre...


I went to spend the weekend break with Tina's family,,,


"Tomorow is fasting, so prepare yourself very well"


I was expecting to break the fast by 12pm then eat and run to the birthday but instead it was five minutes to twelve that Tina's father came out and informed his son to put beans on the fire...


We knelt down and began praying every prayer ponits the man called out, at times he would carry biro and add more prayer points...


"Guy you go still go birthday because this beans no wan done o"


"Sorry birthday don full just dey go house back, people too much"


"Chairman give speech first before you eat"


"Chai see our chairman dey wear undersize shoe with white leg to make speech"


"God not me again"


Full of Suspence...Romance...action...disapointment...Gobe...embarrasment...


NEXT UPDATE COMING SOON
LiteratureRe: The Preacher's Son!!! by Hackerjay(m): 8:43am On Oct 04, 2013
ritababe: @hackerjay
make we go restaurant make u tell me how u become hacker
*take his hand and enter my car before daniel pump out from nowhere*

I alight frm the car and giv daniel a beating he will neva 4get wit shawn micheal strategy...

I left daniel lyin down in pain,as i open d front seat car,and warn Rita-babe 2 stay awy frm Daniel..

Rita stat d car and we drive 2 d resturant...
LiteratureRe: The Preacher's Son!!! by Hackerjay(m): 8:21am On Oct 04, 2013
ritababe: @hackerjay
make we go restaurant make u tell me how u become hacker
*take his hand and enter my car before daniel pump out from nowhere*
Daniel,u are passin ur boundary ooo,shey nah by force,leave Rita 4 me ooo
LiteratureRe: The Preacher's Son!!! by Hackerjay(m): 10:29pm On Oct 03, 2013
LiteratureRe: The Preacher's Son!!! by Hackerjay(m): 10:20pm On Oct 03, 2013
Daniel2802: Talk wentin u fit do oh?
u wan dey challenge me abi,i neva fight on top gal,bt, Rita go break d record...
LiteratureRe: The Preacher's Son!!! by Hackerjay(m): 10:15pm On Oct 03, 2013
One minute silence 4 d dead @plane crash
LiteratureRe: The Preacher's Son!!! by Hackerjay(m): 10:14pm On Oct 03, 2013
In the land of Makurdi and the time of Romance,the satisfaction of the girls sexual urge rest on the joystick of a young boy,His name...The-Rock


[size=80] PREVIOUSLY ON"THE PREACHER'S SON[/size]


But how would this fine girl actually come to my side just for coming sake...


"Ehm, sorry for startling you but are you peter"


"Am Anita, Jennifer's elder sister, actually my sister had been always telling me about you"


I turned to see my sister and the celebrant smiling and wink at me, they were peeping to see if their match maker job went well...


See as woman just make me polish my grammar self like i be wole soyinka, that day i felt the power of a woman...


Dammmmn, i was wearing bathroom slippers, my legs were white like that of a leprousy patient...


"Me no dey hear sorry, we go settle ourselves after this birthday"


"The chairman is Uduak Peter, clap for him"
God not me with my white leg again, i moaned...


What will happen to Uduak,Anita and the boy(who recieved a slap)?


NEXT UPDATE WILL TELL...
LiteratureRe: The Preacher's Son!!! by Hackerjay(m): 4:35pm On Oct 03, 2013
Daniel2802: I don catch you oh.
guy,me and rita,we are equal to 1...abi u wan make i break ur joystick...
Jokes EtcRe: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Hackerjay(m): 12:51pm On Oct 03, 2013
LiteratureRe: The Preacher's Son!!! by Hackerjay(m): 12:39pm On Oct 03, 2013
In the land of Makurdi and the time of Romance,the satisfaction of the girls sexual urge rest on the joystick of a young boy,His name...The-Rock


[size=80] PREVIOUSLY ON"THE PREACHER'S SON[/size]


"Uduak please, mummy said you should take us to a birthday party"


I was so low on self esteem that even go to the field to paly football was a problem...


"Whose birthday is that?"


"Yes na, the birthday is in their house in 72barracks, she invited us, mummy said we should ask either you or sister to follow us because the place is too far, please agree, the girl said she also want you to come self"


I called Idowu and Kolo who quickly agreed to join me because i never trusted those barrack boys, they could mend someone fuckup anytime but since we make up three lanky team they agreed...


He complimented our dressing and told Julain that he would be the master of ceremony which excited the dude...


"Guy, see babbbes" Julian exclaimed with his big eyes wide open...


I sneaked alittle close to them to hear the drama correctly...


"Sorry, i dont have time now so can i get your BB pin so we can ping later"


A hot slap drove sense into his head as he held his face and the girls walked out on him, he walked back like someone struck by lightining as he friends kept on laughing...


the finest of the four girls looked at meand smiled...


"oboy yeaaah escaped my mouth...


What is going to happen between Uduak and the finet babe?


[b]NEXT UPDATE WILL TELL
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LiteratureRe: The Preacher's Son!!! by Hackerjay(m): 12:26pm On Oct 03, 2013
ritababe: @hackerjay
am loving u already
nah naw u jux dey confess,anyway, u are lucky am still single...
LiteratureRe: The Preacher's Son!!! by Hackerjay(m): 4:48am On Oct 03, 2013
In the land of Makurdi and the time of Romance,the satisfaction of the girls sexual urge rest on the joystick of a young boy,His name...The-Rock


[size=80] PREVIOUSLY ON"THE PREACHER'S SON"[/size]


"What is this little foool doing under the sun, my friend jump into the class" (suffering)


"Sir , Jesus and his girl friend" (Funny)


"Yeah my head" Sakar shouted as a thunder bolt knock was arranged on his big head... (Action)


"So today we are going to learn about how Jesus used a woman's hair to wipe his feet... (intoxicated)


So do you students believed that Jesus may have drank palm wine, since we africans drink it?" (Rhetorical question)


"Infact am angry now, i want you students to write the way of preparation of obgono soup and submit it before i come back to the class" (Anger)


I showed that man i was a real cook by naming all the igredients while including special additions like chicken meat, goat and even cow, am sure Jesus stomach would have been rumbling from heaven in malady of the thoughts of my soup when prepared. A thunder hit the sky to comfirm my thoughts... Determination)


"Guy dem no see your note, sakar say the man say make him leave your own, say he would bring it by himself for you" (See Gobe)


After another three strokes he flinged my book at me which i caught before it could tear off, i saw a big zero with my teeth and ears drawn on it.i almost broke into tears when the man finally left and the whole class started shouting 'cry fish" at me as i finally walked home... (curse Day)


My confidence and moral had reduce drastically... (Eeyaa,dejected)


But i saw my soulmate that day or so i thought... (trouble & fuc:king continues)


What will happen at the Birthday?


NEXT UPDATE WILL TELL...
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