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Xb4Real: If not for this man's big grammar, I would have had something reasonable to say. But de grammar too much. I read it for sure, but can't comprehend. Bekee bu agbara. If not for this man's big grammar, I would have had something reasonable to say. But de grammar too much. I read it for sure, but can't comprehend. Bekee bu agbara.

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Nobel Laureate, Professor Wole Soyinka, has frowned at the headline of a national daily which screamed, “How I escaped Nairobi attack, Soyinka”, saying it was “disrespectful and reductionist.”
Soyinka added that the headline left a false impression on the minds of casual readers, and banalised both the purpose and tenor of the memorial reading session held in honour of the late Ghanaian poet, Kofi Awoonor, who was among those killed by the recent terrorist siege on the Westgate shopping mall in Kenya.
In a statement, the Nobel Laureate explained that “The circumstances of the Nairobi outrage, the graveissues surrounding this pattern of human negativity, and the stature of Kofi Awoonor in whose honour we were gathered – which constituted the core of my address – deserve worthier treatment than this.”
Soyinka condemned the attempt to attribute sentiments such as “Escaped Attack” to him in the reportage which he described as “highly immoral and unprincipled”.
While decrying the trend to sensationalize reports by publishers in their bid to gain more patronage, Soyinka noted that such “left a false impression on the minds of casual readers”.
“You will have sold a few extra copies of your paper but – is this all that journalism is about? Have we now abandoned all notion of ‘responsible journalism’ on the altar of sales figures?” he asked rhetorically.
-The Nation

Abiola Ajimobi, the Governor of Oyo State, has sacked all his commissioners, assistants, and advisers.
According to the sources of Premium Times, the Governor announced the dissolution of his cabinet in the afternoon of September 23, 2013, Monday.
According to a statement issued by the Director, Cabinet, Mr. Dotun Omokemi, the decision was taken upon termination of the state executive council meeting.
In the statement, Governor Ajimobi said there was the need to inject fresh blood into the administration, in the quest to serve the state better.
The Governor thanked the commissioners and Special Advisers who made up the executive council for their contributions so far and asked them to hand over to the Permanent Secretaries in their various ministries.

If you have choosen federal polytechnic offa as your school of choice and waiting patiencely for admission,let meet here and rub mind together.

Have You Ever wondered :-
- Why "abbreviation" is such a long word ?
- Why doctors call what they do practice ?
- Why glue doesn't stick to its container?
- Why sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
- Why we have freedom of speech and pay telephone bills ?
- Why Screw Driver doesn;t Need a Driving Licence to Drive?
- Why Adekunle Ciroma Chukwuma Keep Writing Waec Every Year?

Nobody is perfect,we are just trying to be perfect...may God help us

Guys,do u realise dat girls are nt thesame,

Awww they have found true love and Nigerians can't wait to welcome their inlaw home...

A four-day-old baby boy has been gruesomely murdered by his own mother who fed him with a N40 rat poison.
Binta Shuaibu, 20, conspired with her friend, Hindatu Umar, 27, to commit the dastardly act in Dan Amarya village, Danja Local Government Area of Katsina State.
The mother and her co-conspirator are now answering to the wicked act in police custody.
What could make a mother willfully kill her own baby?
The suspect, Binta tells her story to Sunday Sun:
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I was born in Layin-Ruwa, Kafur Local Government Area Katsina State. I got married 11years ago and my husband, Inusa later forced me to divorce him. I have only one son, Aminu for him.
After the divorce, I decided to go into prostitution. The money I got from prostitution is what I use to feed my father in the village. My father had divorced my mother because my mother begged him to allow me to return to my former husband, but my father rejected the advice. My father divorced my mother because of that.
While engaged in prostitution, I suddenly had an unwanted pregnancy, which I did not terminate. I was able to conceal the pregnancy and successfully had the baby boy delivered in my room.
The ward head, Maiunguwa in the village where I was doing prostitution had warned all prostitutes not to have unwanted pregnancy, and that anyone who got pregnant must relocate to any nearby village to deliver and care for the baby there.
But because of the warning by village head, I was at a loss to what to do with the baby and my calling as a prostitute.
My good friend, Hindatu Umar suggested that since we do not want to stop prostitution, we should kill the baby. We both went into the street and bought rat poison for N40 and used it to kill the baby.Asked how the baby was actually killed, Binta said:
It was about midnight that the act was carried out. I told my friend, Hindatu that I would not want to witness the killing of my own child.
Hindatu was the one who fed my baby with the poison. She forced him to drink the poison. When she wanted to do it, I went into the other room and took a drug, Valium 5 and slept off. I woke up to see that my baby was dead. We wrapped the dead body with clothes.
News of the heinous crime soon filtered out and the partners in crime were apprehended.
Binta spoke further:
“Unknown to us, the ward head had heard about the news that my baby was killed. He quickly went to Danja Police Station, reported the incident and we were arrested by the police.”
In her own confession, Hindatu Umar said:
I am a prostitute. My friend, Binta delivered a baby boy and we have a law by the ward head in the village of Danja that he doesn’t want any unwanted pregnancy and that any of us prostitutes who gets pregnant should leave the village and deliver the baby in the next village.
We still enjoy our job as prostitutes and so, we both decided to kill the baby. I suggested to her to kill the baby. We went into the street and bought local rat killer and by midnight I gave the baby the poison and he drank the poison and died instantly. I took the container and dropped it in the toilet. Later the news spread and policemen from Danja Police Station arrested us.”
Katsina State Commissioner of Police, Mr. Mohammed Hurdi told Sunday Sun that “it was when the news spread the following morning that the ward head reported the incident to Danja Police Station and this led to the arrest of the two suspects, Binta Shuaibu and Hindatu Umar who are currently at the State CID under investigation.”
CP Hurdi added that the baby had been buried, while the mother of the baby, Binta and her partner, both of whom conspired to commit the murder, would face the wrath of the law.
The commissioner said after investigation had been concluded, the suspects would be charged to court.

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A 42-year-old- factory worker, Mr Sola Babarinde, has asked an Orile-Agege Customary Court in Lagos State to dissolve his 11-year-old marriage to his wife, Nurat, because she threatened to pour acid on his new wife and is never satisfied with sex.
Babarinde had approached the court to seek dissolution of his marriage over allegations of infidelity and threat to his life by his wife.
The resident of 91, Old Otta Road, Orile-Agege in Lagos State, told the court that his wife, Nurat, had taken to adultery, does not cook for him anymore and has an extremely high libido.
“My wife is never satisfied in bed, she asks for more even when we have gone two rounds, she behaves more like a man than a woman. Because of this, she goes out at will and comes home late at night. I have never enjoyed my union with her.
“She left me for six months and before she came back, I had taken another wife to take care of the two children she left for me,” he said.
Babarinde further alleged that Nurat threatened to pour acid on the new wife if she refused to leave the house for her.
“I can’t accept Nurat back because she has done a lot of damage to my life. I want the court to dissolve the union and grant me custody of my children,” he said.
However, 36-year-old Nurat denied all the allegations, adding that her husband was lying just to get rid of her.
Nurat, a trader and resident of 9, Gbadamosi Street, Orile-Agege, stated that since her husband didn’t want her again, she was also ready for divorce.
She also levelled allegations against Babarinde.
She stated: “My husband married another wife while I was sick and was taken out of Lagos for treatment.
“He goes around with anything in skirt and he is always drunk whenever he comes back from work. He came here to lie against me just because he doesn’t want me again.
“I met him when he was wearing rags and now that he thinks he has something, he said he is tired of me,” she said.
The court president, Mr Joseph Adewusi, told the couple to maintain peace and adjourned the case for judgment.