₦airaland Forum

samflexxy:
11) The ones that are forming holy mary cause one guy don use and dump her

12) The ones who like drooling on celebrities
This ones can self-service with majid silvers pics but when you toast them they will turn you down.

chai my ribs! This guy eh!

donphilopus:
PDP, pls we need more propagandas to bust. Bunch of losers. Watch as the People's General is sworn in as the President of Nigeria come May 29th!

who's going to wait till MAY 29th??


Febuhari14th night or 15th morning!


Abi are u not tired??

adexsimply:
Southampton, please trash them.

u carry bad belle enter 2015?

pamcode:
Make southampton score make i begin dance shoki

thank God u no kuku sabi dance, abi u think say I no know u?


GGMU!

EroticAngelina:
lmao! why wont he be sick when hes damn old and has been a failure since 2003?
Wishing him quick recovery tho. but








#gejtill2019!

am cock sure GEJ can't win in ya compound.

iLovePusssy:
Dis z total bullcrap.. Who watch bluefilm pass white man ... Mtcheeew

I do what

He's indeed shaking a part of the world.


But bad things don't last.

F00028:
what of those of us wey dey still use am?

hahahahahahahaha na die remain for una

missberrypop5:
Ifa

LOL! Ashually tot is chango!

tit:
President Jonathan na baba!
What wisdom!
He is a godsent
and a blessing to Nigeria!

Four more years!

which god send am?

pinkhill:
all u need is needle and thread
sew it up



joking

but I think you were serious.

MrTeymee:
Chop ya Own and clean mouth

you must be Abubakar shekau's brother, your wickedness are the same in sense.

needofadvice:
Hello Nairalanders,

One faithful night i was having a heart-to-heart chat with my girlfriend which later leads to us talking about our past. While she was talking about her ex boyfriends she told me that she had dated 11 guys before she met me and she slept with 9 of them. This girl i'm talking about is just 21 years old, i was shocked and dumbfounded. My feelings towards her has changed ever since that night i always try as much as possible to hide the feelings for her. Please my fellow brothers and sisters, is this kind of a girl worth spending the rest of my life with? Please kindly advice my on worth to do because right now i'm thinking of breaking up with her. This girl is just 21 years old. Please i need mature advises not insults.

Thank you all.

Mr boyfriend! how many ex girlfriends do u have?

herald9:
Take it to the bank

And save it ba?

hahahahaha

xcolanto:
On

You are indeed ignorant of international politics, foreign, past and current events. You have no idea the roles Yemen and Sudan plays when it comes to terrorism on a global scale.
While your more interested in coming off as rude and sensible you fail to note that these countries Yemen & Sudan are recruiting/ traning grounds for terrorism globally.
Just so you feel good with yourself and think you are smart or knowledgable on this matters, I'll leave you to wallow in your ignorance and half facts on global terrorism

Run along now! Wouldn't want to be infected with shallow thinking

stop playing the role of the IGNORANT bOY! You should have told me u have problems reading english language.

OK!mr man all am saying is that they don't have LINKS! Thinking they have links because of the roles they play on terrorism globally is illogical and unsound.

xcolanto:
Your not saying anything new or telling me something I don't know. Rather your expantiating on the points I made to you. If you know all this and your much aware of the happenings in the north, why term boko local? It's eithet your ignorant or highly confused

if there must be an ignorant person here you should be the one, you took boko haram to far yemen and sudan and I tried letting u know their exploits which is local to me. Are u now saying cotonue is foreign to Lagos?


You are trying to be a bigot but you are yet to be tagged one.

Stop analysin a national issue same way you analyse Super Story


Full stop.

xcolanto:
@ bolded, you appear to be politically naive! The boko of 2009 is in no way thst of today. Most boko fighters are jihadist recruits from Sudan, Mali, chad, Niger and Yemen. Due to the fact that they have dark skin and are in the nigerian territories doesn't make them Nigerians. Do your reasearch and be informed. This is a regional war against the nigerian state be guided.

LOL!

Let me educate you more on this: if you say most boko fighters are recruits from chad,niger,mali, I might believe you cos the ones that attacked damaturu sometimes ago are mostly chadians that lost their ways in the town and that was why they were caught. U now mentioning yemen! Like seriously do u know where yemen is? Has it ever occured to you that the foreign boko members caught shares boarder withg us? And if u must know must of them caught confessed that they were paid to fight and they have definite time for that.


Make pure research before making a public comment.

EUROBOMBER:
My dear, take it from me, the boko haram we are dealing with today is much bigger and worse that the one started by the late Yusuf and Shekau. You are right in saying that we have some muslim northern soldiers that still see boko haram as freedom fighters, those fighting to establish and spread Sharia all over Nigeria and all over the world. That is what ISIS, Al Qaeda, Taliban , etc are btrying to do

LOL! Am talking about the NiGERIAN army as awhole and u are mentioning THE MUSLIM NORTHERN SOLDIERS!! Are u really ready for change?


I stay in maiduguri and I know what am taking about, if it may entice u to know this: the sergent caught in maiduguri helping boko haram with information within is from delta state, but the case was closed due to what u and I know.

The hypocrisy I mentioned above involves money and don't tell me money has something to do with tribe or religion.

Comparing boko haram to alqaeda is the dumbest thing one would ever think of(just saying from what I saw and still seing in maiduguri).

Atk01:
Are they also 19 years old?

lols ofcos yes na! Have u forgotten that wiz kid started 21 and still 21.

EUROBOMBER:
You must understand that this boko haram problem we are faced with has international dimensions, Maitasinie is nothing close to what we are dealing with here. If only the northerners had quenched this group at their budding stage we wouldn't be having all these. Alas, boko haram has transformed into an army capable of engaging Nigeria in a full-scale war.

where did u get this from? Paper I guess. I still see boko haram as a local terror group, the main issue is the hypocrisy going in the Nigerian army, cos I know and believe if they really wants to wipe the word BOKO HARAM off Nigeria , they will.


Let's pray and hope for change.

After dey will come and tell us they are 31.

Old cargos dem!

Lol u wan mek me die here, am yet to see wiz kid and ordinary flavour sorrounded by awhole miley cyrus and jay zee? Biko nu

missberrypop5:
1) Bring back peace to Nigeria.

2) Constant Electricity.

chai! Nne so no light for area

Flavour dey chop dog

This is very sad!! I feel for her family sha oo!



But the way people dey big pass their age these days dey tire me Oo.

EroticAngelina:
Tho i feel sorry for the man, but he shouldnt have slapped her like that now!
The woman sef be witch. How can someone bite of the dickk??!?? Her teeth be cutlass ni? This story doesnt seem true and complete to me! So the man had strenght to slap her, but didnt have the strenght to push her away when she was zipping down his trousers? Even the period and time she used to bite off his dickk?! Coz biting off the dick with teeth z nt like biting meat o

thinking so too but if true then that thing must be soft like boiled-fried-cooked kpomo

Oluwatosean:
Chaii. The man 4 allow dem satisfy demselves first b4 stroking dea buttocks

who told u?? For them to go unclad dey must have gone like 3 rounds.

SeverusSnape:
Well, I'm a wizard from the house of slytherin and we never endorsed Jonathan. Those witches and wizards that endorsed him are political sorcerers, A sorcerer must not play politics, unlike Imams and Pastors that goes around endorsing politicians.

Good! Then, be a good wizard and vote for change come feb 14.

" As things stand right now, from the oracle of the Holy Spirit, Jonathan should honourably resign quietly and let Nigeria be. The destiny of Nigeria is greater than Goodluck Jonathan. The Goodluck in Jonathan has become a bad luck to Nigerians. Whatever brought him in should send him back and let Nigeria be.... .....Let me tell you,
in the history of Nigeria, we have never experienced
bloodshed as we have in the time of Goodluck. If Goodluck
means bloodshed for Nigerians, are you waiting until your own blood is shed,” - Rev..Father Ejike Mbaka.
Aside its humiliating, death- dealing punches, Rev. Ejike Mba 's total wash down of a now ruined presidency project resonates across the nation and measures in vitriolic intensity to similar unpalatable comments on Jonathan's poor stewardship of the Nigeria state.....from Obasanjo to Prof Kolade and Wole Soyinka the verdict is one and same.- the dense overgrowth of scathing comments and negative perception of Jonathan's regime comes with an exciting but curious remarkability of precision and exactitude on the constituency and the principality where those comments spring from - the Christian community- the very community he desired to set against the rest of the nation in his ethno- religious divisionism enterprise.
For sure Rev. Ejike's reference to bloodshed offers a moment of reflection as we reconstruct the trajectory of the regime's bloody history.. a regime contemplated at birth from the dark tunnel of contrived bloodshed - Henry Okah confession (Oct 2010 Abuja bombing) sustained through the absurdity of romance with blood- stained shady characters ( Modu Sheriff , Idris Derby, Chadian president, Ayo Oristejafor - Pastor in arms trade/ scandal ) to the Asari Dokubo projected blood birth:
" I will overrun the Yoruba land before I proceed to destroy the North" Asari Dokubo.
Before Rev Ejik Mbaka's bombshell , Rev Chris Okotie had also alluded to the regimes Dark world of bloodshed:
“The implication of Dr. Jonathan’s declaration on
11-11-2014 has occult significance. When the
number is repeated, it takes a greater ritualistic intensity.
“In the pre-natural world, the number 11 is a powerful
occult number, it represents judgment, destruction and
death of man. Each digit in the 11-11-2014 date, when
added together, viz: 1+1+1+1+2+0+1+4, you get 11. That’s
why the declaration was done on 11/11/2014, which is the
highest level of occult numerology.
“This sacred number in the occult world demonstrates an
appeasement of the powers of darkness to favour the
supplicant. The name of Satan in Latin is LVX. L is 50, V is
5 and X is 10. When you add that together, you get 65.
When you add 6 + 5, you get 11. Satan’s number is 11.”
He said the question would be whether the President’s
declaration was orchestrated by occult considerations or a
mere coincidence.
In answering the question, Okotie said, “Since 11 represents
judgment, destruction and death of man, can we extrapolate
from the experiences of President Goodluck Jonathan’s
administration so far that number 11 has been prevalent in
our nation? " - Rev Chris Okotie.
The nation must yet thank her stars for the courageous propensities of this great men of faith for sounding the red alert but not before the she digests the shocker from the agents of darkness -the Association of Witches and Wizards have a message for Nigerians;
"The election has been won and lost in the spirit
realm. The candidate who by destiny has the
overwhelming support of our society as well as other
supernatural principalities in the high places is
President Jonathan and he has won the election." Witches & Wizards..

NB. Please this is a very serious issue, endeavour to patiently read and comprehend before making comment , as there would be no room for irrelevant comment.

If u take these chikens to pastor chris oyakilome's stadium abi na church sef, he will tell u they are possessed.


RIP to the dead!