₦airaland Forum

Samiceman:
I know a girl who is always on her period!

hahahaha! mine is twice a month

that "I love you too" is tooooooooooo common, I just told somebody now sef

missed you too.@jabdulhamid97

Rexyl:
that's the only name divinely personified. The wonderful name which is not associated with wickedness, violence, ungodliness and unrighteousness. That's is reason people can't afford to bear the name

A footballer is bearing the name JESUS.

[quote author=milky3 post=30952271][/quote]hahahhah!

my ribs ooo lol

DonBrutus:
sorry u sound familiar, are u an abusite?

Nop

thank God ooooo

Catalyst4real:
Only Jamb can Give you the Admission, When you Score a Terribly Insane Score In relation to the General Jamb performance index.(For mbbs, the one i know). A guy from Ogun got Mbbs in Abu in 2010, his Jamb Score was 291. Thats what am talking about. Abu honours people with high jamb Score compared to people with high post utme score and low jamb Score. E.g a person with 260 in jamb and 280 p.utme will be admitted ahead of a person with 230 and 320 in post utme. Forget about the Aggregate. So admission to Non catchment is possible, provided you have what it takes

Oga dis your analysis is wrong oo

B4UIWAZ:
Seen.... I've replied

hey! He's yet to make it oo!

this kind thread no supposed exist for akwa ibom oo cos all the gals don tear finish even 13yrs

If you think am lying Take a trip to akwa ibom

Blackett:
You don't need to be sorry. The article isn't yours. . .

yeah and I can see is yours.

damseyl:
@Op you are wrong, the topic should be - Ten Silly Things Some Silly Girls do because of love

lol!

10 STUPID THINGS GIRLS DO IN
THE NAME OF LOVE:
1. Living with a man who has
not paid ur pride price or
wedded u.
2. Accepting to be a second
wife.
3. Wearing the engagement ring
of man who doesn't even know
ur home, seen ur parents or
recieved their consent.
4. Using your boyfriend's picture
as your profile picture.
5. Giving your BRIDE PRIDE
(virginity) to a man who has not
paid your BRIDE PRICE.
6. Bathing naked with your
boyfriend
7. Cooking food regularly and
washing clothes for your
boyfriend.
8. Public show of romance with
your boyfriend.
9. Disobeying your parents for
the sake of a man who your
parents don't even know or
have accepted.
10. Disobeying God because of
a guy. Some girls would say, I
know it's wrong to have sex with
him, but I love him and don't
want him to get another girl.....It
shows how cheap and stupid
such a girl is to choose to please
a man rather than God.
Giving a man sex simply
because he promised you
marriage.
I'm sorry for being raw........Just
don't be stupid and temporary
insane.

Do you Agree or Disagree?

ilugunboy:
Of course ....I attended Unimaid......beautiful school I must confess.

Really?

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LOL!!

did you just say GEJ can express himself publicly? are u a Nigerian at all? I av couple of his speeches, maybe I can help u by sending them to you, so u listen and judge yasef

e sweet to spell billions but getting it is the problem.....op how much u worth? 900 billion dollarzzzzz I guess

hahahahaha! you are just allergic to kissing, try sex her next time.

This one na elele oo! well tell her not to worry that her ideal man would come.

only card?

endy4oxide:
nice but this is a group award......


we still hoping on our indigenous, naija born nd breed artist to bring home GRAMMY

don't tell you are still waiting for 9ice to bring home that his invicible grammy?

jacksparrow1207:
Seriousbabe AKA Ashley Zee bursted

hahahaha wawawawawa huhuhuh you don finish her (sorry him) wallahi

The Nigerian edikaikong soup has over the years
topped the list of Nigerian popular soups because
of its nutritional value and ease of preparation.This
soup is native to the efiks, people from cross river
state. The name edikaikong simply translates to
“vegetable soup”
I make more of this soup more often than every
other Nigerian soup simply because it is likely the
best source of vitamins known to me.
The only downside to this soup is that it loses its
nutritional value when refrigerated over a long
period of time. It is advisable to make what would
be enough for one day or at most two days (but
that is if you care about its nutritional value, some
folks don’t remember that part)
Here are all the ingredients for making Nigerian
edikaikong soup, you can reduce or increase
depending on the number of people you are
looking to feed.
Ingredients For Ten serving
Stock fish head (medium size)
Dried fish (2 medium size)
1 cup of crayfish
Waterleaf (a bowl full) sliced
Fluted pumpkin (ugwu leaf) sliced (a bowl full)
35cl red oil (requires much)
Meat of choice (preferably assorted meat) (shaki
[cow stripe], pkomo, beef, intestine etc)
Salt and pepper to taste
Maggi or knorr cube (2 to 3)
2 cups of Periwinkles (Click to see) (optional)

The preparation
Parboil meat with necessary ingredients, 2 cubes
of maggi, 1 bulb of onions, salt and other spice of
choice. (I like to also add kitchen glory (beef
seasoning) while parboiling meats but I am not
sure if this spice is available in other countries)
Cook for 10 minutes then add water and cook till
meat is 70% softer for consumption, wash the dry
fish and stock fish with hot water to remove sand
and impurities then add to the cooking meat on
fire. (You can add this at the beginning if you have
very dry (strong) fish
Slice the ugwu leaf and Water leaves to bits (this is
normally done by the traders in the market (in
Nigeria) but you can slice at home with the help of
a very sharp knife and a chopping board.
Pour the leaves separately in bowls and soak in
water, sieve to remove sand.
It is advisable to wash the leave thoroughly before
slicing, this is actually the major reason why I
chose to slice my leaves myself
To the boiling meat on fire; add the ground
crayfish, 35cl red oil, it takes lots of oil to prepare
this soup. I used about 30cl to make the soup in
the video below.
Add one or two cubes of maggi, salt and pepper to
taste. Cook for 10 to 15 minutes, be sure the
whole combination is boiling with very little trace
of water (like you would find in the video)
Stir, taste for salt and pepper before adding the
water leaf and periwinkles, stir and allow for about
3 minutes then add the ugwu leaves (fluted
pumpkin), stir, cover half-way and cook for five
minutes.
Taste for maggi, salt and pepper.
You just made a delicious edikaiakong soup, you
can serve with Nigerian fufu, semo, wheat, eba, or
pounded yam.

http://allnigerianfoods.com/edikaikong-soup.

vlamidir:
Lols... count ur blessings sister, they are more reasonable than ur illiterate Grand Father! Go and rest in peace. #no hard feelings dearie *winks*

hard feelings wey u don already show abi which one?

vinohh:
I used to love APC and whole Febuhari stuffs,..buh now i practically DON'T !!..... because dey just turnd out to be more clueless than i ever thought!! Vote GEJ!

and that's a clueless idea.

quiet!!!!!!! nawawa for JAMB!

clevvermind:
Fayose did well. People just misinterpreted what he did as evil but it's not. Buhari is sick phsically and mentally, therefore he needs serious medical attention abroad cos his case is worse. It can't be handled by doctors in Nigeria. Fayose didn't want him to die.

you classify that as "did well"? you don't oppose by acting stupid little bro.

HOW NEWSPAPERS' HEADLINES ON FEBRUARY
17TH, 2015 WILL LOOK LIKE:

1. "INEC declares Buhari President-Electwith 26.4
million votes! PDP rejects result" -VANGUARD!
2. "Buhari declared winner!". "This is the worst
election in Nigeria's history" (Olisa Metuh) - PUNCH!
3. "APC in a historic victory!". "Godswill Akpabio
flee to Ghana, begs for forgiveness". - PM NEWS!
4. "This is the most rigged election in the world,
Jega must be arrested and imprisoned immediately.
We are heading to court" (Ruben Abati) - DAILY
INDEPENDENT!
5. "South-south boils as INEC
declares Buhari winner, Militants threatened war." -
NIGERIAN TRIBUNE!
6. "APC wins Aso Rock, 70 Senate seats and 65%
House of Reps. We are studying the
results" (Mimiko) - SUN NEWSPAPER!
7. "Militants Protests Buhari's Victory, Demands
Cancellation Of Polls In 21 States" - TRIUMPH
NEWSPAPER!
8. "How Jega Rigged The Polls In Favour Of Buhari"
- PREMIUM TIME
9. "Obama, Cameroon, Hollande, Ban Ki Moon,
World Leaders Congratulate Buhari" - THE
NATION!
10. "I Will Finish All The Gambaris In Niger Delta
Before May 29" (Asari Dokubo) -
SAHARAREPORTERS!
11. "Jega Rigged For The Opposition, We Will Obtain
A Court Order And Arrest Him" (SSS
spokeswoman, Marylin Ogar) - LEADERSHIP!
12. "It Can Never Be Possible, It Is Either Jonathan
Or No Nigeria" (Ayo Fayose) - DAILY
TRUST
13. "Senate President, David Mark In A Secret
Meeting With The Military To Stop May, 29
Handing Over To Buhari" - THISDAY NEWSPAPER
14. "No President That Has His People At Heart Will
Hand Over Power To Someone Who Doesn't Care
About The Masses" (Doyin Okupe) - NTA NEWS
15. "Nigeria Will Be Better Without
Jonathan" (United Nation) - NEW YORK TIMES

LOL!

Eyyah! Wen dem go share him properties? Op

Debate is 90 minutes program that gives electorates the opportunity to see candidates under pressure.

Who win any presidential debate actually, it does not matter in the Nigerian case, but I do belief that debate is very important. In 2011, Buhari, Ribado & Shekarau debated when a non governmental organization, a neutral body 'transition monitoring group' designed the debate. President Jonathan absented. But who won that debate does not make any difference.

Purpose of Presidential Debate.
First, we must remember, presidential debate is not a policy, because no coherent policy on complex issues can be stated within 90 seconds.
But debate do help in changing the minds of the electorates. Presenting a convincing response on the side of a candidate can benefits him/her immensely.


On the side of the electorates, how a candidate endures a slander in a debate, is an outstanding quality than can portray him as a leader. To endure a slander (i.e Nigeria's case when a person will accuse you of murdering your step mum), will give the electorates opportunity to learn how can you react to such unreasonable & unfair accusation as a president will certainly encounter.
Any president who is expected to be treated fairly is a liability.

Debate is a special way of IQ test. The ability of a candidate to answer a complex question that cannot be answered within a given constrain time will show the level of preparedness of a presidential candidate.

Electorates can equally test the calmness of the candidate under pressure & his ability to articulate issues, while convincing the audience that he/she is fit.

The most important will entails that, winner of the debate will appear that if his mind is gleams into will be able to shoulder the responsibilities of a presidency.


Now for us to be convinced by our candidate, BON should not deny Nigerians this opportunity, therefore, I am calling on them with a strong voice to withdraw from organizing the presidential debate & allow a neutral body to organize a neutral debate that both candidates of APC, PDP & other parties will participate to enable us to make a choice.

HAMISU HASSAN.

Ohhh so she's the toyin aimakhu?

adexsimply:
Rubbish!!! I was expecting...

bad yaro