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dreydee:
I think I know what to do, I'm going to give her younger brother the phone tomorrow, and give her a pack of chocolates and juice,then I'll see her reaction.
When we talk tonight,I'll try to find out if she has financial problems, cause she is not this greedy.
Like I said before,she doesn't like asking around for help, she's got this self-pride and independent mindset. Thanks for the contributions guys.

Blakyclyde:
Young man, do well to post your source.
I bet you got the entire write-up from Ben Hayward's column on www.goal.com.

Anyway, King Lionel UMEAGWU Messi, the Ijaya gbogbo I of Mushin, the Ezegbakagbaka II of one village (I don 4get d name o! Chai! See my life) for Abia State, and the Lion of the tribe of Nou Camp has done it again!
Haters, go and jump off the 3rd Mainland Bridge!
King Messi rules!

hadunihade:
Lwkmd

Superstar007:
So, because of common 240,000 USD these people are making noise. What if I mention the amount D'banj is owing me

misreal:
..hmmmm.....na me be second to comment.when I go be first sef?.....anyways,RIP to the okoye brothers

rahazaqa:
Since dbanj parted ways with Don j,som ppl have been praying for this guy downfall. I don't know why? they feel sad whenever he does something good and they feel good when he faces challenges. This life self...

sanity12:
true talk bro buh he has oda businesses dat fetches him more money.......

hadunihade:
Comfirm role model

Bleshh:
uhmmmnn.. Dunt worri, i would treat u good n nice... As we v always been... Oya kiss me, may we go sleep. Am tired *yawning*

Bleshh:
of course na.... U v to.... Submit to ya boo ||

Bleshh:
uhhhhhn.... U berra dont lemme wake the neighbours up... *takes cane from u* ..... Kisses u, n pushes u on the bed.... ||

Bleshh:
*screams in pain* yeeeeeeeeeeeeeh!! Iyaff hit me ooo!!! || || Aduni , u berra dont wish ur future hubby bad thing.... I love u in advance *muuuah* (kiss in advance)

Bleshh:
I dey here o...... No cum sit for my own sit oo.... I dey cum

Kaybaba5:
i was discussing with my girlfriend and she said she is not virgin, immediately she started begging thinking that the end of relationship has come. but i gave her hope

amzee:
This is what you get in a country
where the Presidency worships
militants and gives them contracts:

Popular Lagos-based lawyer,
Festus Keyamo, has petitioned the
State Security Services and the
Nigerian Police over an alleged
threat to his life by an ex-militant
leader popularly known as
Tompolo.

In the letter dated October 29, and
also copied to the President and the
Delta State governor, Keyamo said
that Tompolo threatened to “beat
him to death” for wading into a
perceived fraud in the just
concluded Delta State local
government election.
Keyamo said: “At exactly
10:13p.m. on Tuesday,
October 28, 2014, I received a
telephone call from one Mr.
Government Ekpemupolo
(alias Tompolo)…,
“We have been acquaintances
in the past, so I know his
numbers. After reaffirming that
he is Tompolo when I picked
his call, he went straight to the
point by informing me that he
wishes to inform me that he
and his ‘boys’ will kill me by
beating me to death or
shooting me anywhere they
can find me. And that the hunt
for me is on.

“His exact words in pidgin
English was ‘we dey look for
you. Anywhere we see you,
whether for Lagos or Abuja or
Warri, we go beat you die or
we go shoot you.’

“He said he would kill me because I have decided to take up the matter
involving his blood brother, Mr.
George Ekpemupolo, who was used
to illegally substitute another
candidate, Mr. Weyinmi Omadeli
(48 hours to the election) in the
Warri South-West L.G.A elections
that were concluded last Saturday
in Delta State.”

On Tuesday, Mr. Keyamo had
petitioned Emmanuel Uduaghan,
the Delta State governor, over the
latter’s “illegal substitution” of Mr.
Omadeli, a Peoples Democratic
Party, PDP, candidate for Warri
South-West at the council poll with
George Ekpemuopolo, Tompolo’s
younger brother.
“On this issue concerning Warri
South-West L.G.A, I have no choice
but to cry out, because your
decision is capable of igniting a
crisis that will affect all of us. The
decision was taken whimsically
and it is unjust, unfair, illegal, and
ungodly,” Mr. Keyamo had written
to the governor.

“Consequently, it is unacceptable
and will be challenged legally and
politically.”
Mr. Keyamo said Tompolo told him
that nobody had ever challenged
his authority in Delta State.
“I asked Tompolo five times
whether, he was, in fact, threatening
my life over an open line and he
said nobody in the country can do
anything about it by the time I am
dead,” said Mr. Keyamo.
“Co-incidentally, exactly three
minutes after Tompolo dropped his
line, His Excellency, Governor
Uduaghan called me at exactly
10.16pm, and I reported to him
what just transpired between
Tompolo and myself.
“The Governor promised to speak
with him, but that cannot be
reassuring enough, and I know the
remedy in law against an intended
murderer is not to beg him but to
ignite the criminal justice system
against him, no matter how
comatose that system is. ”
Mr. Keyamo said that Tompolo had
the “instrument to kill human
beings”.

“I know the subject of this petition,
Tompolo, is a favoured citizen of
this government, and I am not. I know Tompolo is close to those in
power at the moment, whereas I am
an ordinary citizen. I know Tompolo
has money and influence (which are
factors that are widely
acknowledged to aid a suspect
walk away with murder in Nigeria),
but I have none of these.
“In the circumstance, I am making
this petition public so that when
you refuse to attend to my
complaint and outcry, the ordinary
people of this country will, at least,
know from where my death came
and I will not join the long list of
unresolved murders. My killer,
should, at least be known.”

Lordseyad:
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Sorry, I mean Dolphin.

Jennydoris:
I don't know for them ooooo. Imagining what happens when a bleaching guy marries a bleaching woman .

tolutweety:
Hello
Saw you n wanted you in,but you acted like I was the ceo of a coy.i rather keep mute then.

Welcome to the house.

tolutweety:
Hadunihade...hiii,I see u

Cdamsel..miss u dearie.

Ferdybaba..i loyal oo.TGIF, how wkend go be na?

Veevean1: we v lost touch...why?

Jamean..iv got a request!

Three7Ty9: it's time to love someone on ds thread.

tolutweety:
Hadunihade...hiii,I see u

Cdamsel..miss u dearie.

Ferdybaba..i loyal oo.TGIF, how wkend go be na?

Veevean1: we v lost touch...why?

Jamean..iv got a request!

Three7Ty9: it's time to love someone on ds thread.

Jamean:
What's your request?

davide470:
I am sure quite a number of you JobLanders will agree with me that it’s about time we had a chat room in this section. The most important reason being the constant derailing of serious threads which may span into pages.

Hence forth, IGNORANCE IS NO EXCUSE: All trivial gists, gossips, discussions, chat-ups, e-toasting etcetera should be done on this thread. Any defaulter to the normal Nairaland rules shall be... well, fill in the Gap. Also, if you have any questions for the Mods, if you want to abuse me / us, please feel free to do it here.

Post whatever you ever wanted or needed to say to your favourite JobLander (whatever that means) outside actual serious Job threads.

You can even hook-up, plan a meeting or a coup, just about anything.

Anyways, enjoy!

tebirim:
No point. I will pamper my girl, yes i will pamper her, what did you say? Yes i will pamper her She is my baby and deserves all the pamper in the whole world. Baby i will pamper you till we grow old...

idealsico:
No.It is not insensitivity.We can not allow insurgents to hold this country to ransom. It was actually timed to dissuade the president from declaring his intentions. There are better ways of achieving and or proving your opposition/dislike for the president without taking innocent lives. Again, the masterminds have been disappointed. Nigeria is bigger than any individual or region. God bless Nigeria. My condolences to the bereaved families.