₦airaland Forum

Olarajee:
We like deceiving ourselves. So u n ur wife plus kid won't be able to live on 50 or 100k per month?

Tooh... you know the truth yourself.

Oyami lenu o. When so many people r living below or on 18k and r doing well.
Depend on him and his spouse spendings sha

zaynie:
Hiccups is normal o. My MiL said its cos the stomach is expanding....I dont know if its true .
In the tummy, during the day your wife was active and her going back and forths rocked your baby to sleep, at night when your wife was still and asleep the baby more active . Now that he is out, he is still used to the style. In about a month or so, he will readjust.


Powder with cornstarch.....Boots.
cc happymama.
I use boots and rising raving ( really good for rashes), i dont apply directly. First I put on my palm and let the 'dust' settle away from my LO. With my fingers, I apply little by little.
I use it only once daily. At night.

Thanks 4 ur help always@Zaynie. Expanding stomach again with all the "chop chop"

Hello to u Mamas in d house, pls what is the cause of hiccup in infant(2wks). Sleeps alot during day time n sucks a lot during the night after bath.
I don't knw bt to him(my L.O),frm 7am to 6pm is night(sleepin tinz) and 10pm to 4am is his day time.(a lot of serious sucking).
JJC #FTF

kadunasouth:
Tude todaju
Epo obo, iku ojia, igi nla ata ijosi ati eru alamo ati aidan ao gun gbogbo re month ose dudu ao ma fi we gbogbo ide aye larawa loma tu danu pelu ase Alayelorun

Edakun baba,kini je "epo obo"?

zaynie:
Congrats Sir.
May your child always bring you pride and joy. Amin.
Please give kisses to Atinuke's birthday mate (your wife). Tell her to do and come and nack us original BS plus make she port enter newborn thread.

U just make her smilet just reading ur comment. Thanks ma'am

ginababy:
Congratulations to u n family. Pls dnt stop helping wife as der is a blessing attached. More grace, plenty of money.

Thats one of my hobbies,thanks ma'am.

FINA4804:
@presVa, sorry I don't have the details I just stumbled on the advert while I was driving.
@Hafyz23, Big Congratulations. Thank God for safe delivery

Thank u ma'am

BritneyStacy:
That was thoughtful of you. Please what was it like being there and watching her in pains? Please share with us. ...

Lemme try,E.D.D. is to be 20th,or next month said ultrasound. She said was havin cramp in the lower stomach under navel area On the 9th aroun 11pm. I tot it was part of d package as one woman wud say here,but it became like 30mins-5mins. We went to hospital dat night n were told to wait for water to break , no water or any stain until doc decide to try sumtin with warm water and using hand around 5:30 to 6am as she is firstimer(wife). Scream of pains n i was like "can God transfer sum of d pain to me" coz d sight is nt what i cn wish my enemy o.
I kept prayin silently and at d same tym thinkin all sorts of "bad things" and wud remind mysef God forbids bad thing. By God's grace ,he arrived at 7am after bin shoulder-stucked for sum minutes. Salutes to midwife and wifey for being strong.Funny thing is: It was on d 9th I just buy baby n hospital needs coz of d money, like he sees my bank acct. b4 coming. Mother healthy,little man suckin seriously and family happy. By HIS grace alone. Thank u mothers

tyconcepts:
Sweet news......Congrats to the latest Dad in da building Plz drag DW here to share the BS.


Congrats Dad.

I would. I was there with her in d labour room. Now i knw why women reap a lot more 4rm their children than men.
Women are more experienced.

Hafyz23:
Nice thread I must say. I shall let my preggy iyawo to come over here n learn one or two thing from all these lovely mamas. I read this thread on a daily basis. This thread turns me in to prof. and my wife be like" wia do u learn all these"?
Save delivery to all of u preg mamas and may God answer ttc.
#Firsttimefather.

. Thanks to The Almighty. I'm happy to tell all the beautiful women on this thread that my wife put to bed on the 10th/02 /'16 at 7am dot.
Midwives at the hospital said i was calm through out the delivery process courtesy of u people experience. I wil like to mention sum people bt all of u guys are the best.
Tanx to Zaynie(mrs pay ur dues to only me),tyconcept,modath,iya ejima,ginababy,ozycy, et.c. U guys are greatly numerous and hilarious.
Thanks to everybody.
I'm a Dad of a little boy.

Humble king

Expecially my mother. She sabi twist ears and pinching one skin. She was tough but now old and cnt do all those tinz again

Where is 'DMX' on d list?

Jona na daft truely o if d money was magalooken under his watch. He use the hat to cover his brain instead of his head

Werey eleribu. Oniri kuri

Atleast we all have one or two people which are our relative in diff. sector. I think its best plead to them to try and do anything in their capacity to help build this country and shun illegal deals

You can keep it, I don't need your money.And 2M no b small money o but,I am not your fan.

Dem try but God pass them. God is great

Corruption everywhere. This one wey don set finish. No be fast rising na sun "seting"

E get one woman wey dey teach yoruba for my sch then, we nicknamed her "Mrs Thunder" . The woman na disciplinarian.

It is b'cos of our cultural and religious beliefs that see woman as 2nd individual to her husband. That's nt good though

When u dy c money 4 dia ,abi?

Thanks to The Almighty.
What works for me and my wife is communication. We talked and wud 4get we are hungry. We fetch water together,cook together,wash clothes and almost all household chores together. We chat on the phone when we are far away even at our different work places.
She's nt only my wife bt my best friend.
Always together. It's God's grace. And COMMUNICATION.

400k for mere; "Your son say he wan marry our daughter,shey una aware and agree? Yes or no? Give them basket of fruits amounting to roughly 5k. Lobatan!

Putting it into good use is the koko jor!

Be your own bo$$

Turn ons: clean chocolatey face,medium boobs,clean,good cook and undestanding.
Turn offs: too beautiful,talkative,big yansh,fair complexion.

Dammytrager:
Turn ons: Flat ass and boobs
Turn offs: Big ass and boobs

are u serious?

Islam gives me peace always. Alhamdulillahi

Abagworo:
With the kind of news trickling down from EFCC Nigerians may be forced to deal with these people ourselves. They deserve jungle justice.

I tell you. "jungle justice go berra" . Imagineing how they just keep sharing the money and the list keeps getting longer. I don't think I ever enjoy anytin from govt.

I'd rather go for a foolish woman if these are ur defination of "wise" woman. I want a wife nt a "wise slave"