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That's why God,the Almighty directed us to marry if we are to engage in any form of sexual "acts" .
"I said ANY sexual ACTS"
AH! OSUMIO!

I'm dumbfolded. Sick people tarnishing the name of Islam,and Islam "literally" means peace. So where is the peace?

And he is right,you know?

Yieldings:
LOL, that's my mom. It seems many Nigerian mothers are like this.

You will just start feeling bad for the seller after a while...




LOL https://forum.blackhairmedia.com/smileys/smiley36.gif

Exactly

ThisMeansWAR:
is true o.
Has anyone seen chukwudi today?

God 4bids bad thing o. No ill luck to my fellow nairalanders

Not surprised sha. Abeg stop painting Nigeria in dirt nw. Na beg i dy beg. Biko!

HML TO U GUYS

I didnt knw how he scored bt i voted my country man orji

I give it to producers. You hardly hear any of them with good lyrics.
Na gbugbu gbagba u go dey hear and they sabi shout "baby o" en.
Na beat we dey dance

You just have to tell d guest not to give her, so that she wud knw it s nt a gud tin to beg for food and to control herself in the future.

By d time she'd divide the price into 5,I wud just put my hands on my head say "mogbe".
I remember one day, I even shouted "Maami how could you price diz leather sandals #400 when d seller said it's #1200 last?"
Shout out to all mothers a.k.a. "The home managers"

See as he dey decorate dat ghana guy with blows every angle

Datazone:
Okay, lets be serious OP. Although I have done mine but you wrote the post like you are afraid and hopeless. Well, as a Warri boy, make I give you mind make your mind strong like pillar.

You see bro, the issue of BVN ending today or whatever na big story, na mumu go believe that kain thing. Shay you dey understand? If the money wey dey your sist. bank account nor fit flash mtn to mtn nor just bother to panic, just tell her to open new one. On the contrary, if her account is damn loaded and fat like rick ross belle or the money many like Nigeria problems just tell her to chillax. The deactivation package wey these banks dey talk about na just to make the bank account inactive. You dey feel me so, guy? So, if your sist. just wan collect her pepper back from her bank account she just need to provide some documents like the usual utility bill and valid id card only. Nor fear bro, we dey your back! If the banker nor wan give your sist. her money wey she work for, just holla me guy. Then the banker go tell me whether na hin work the money put for the account.

And u no know say u made my evening o. Funny warri boi

Datazone:
Okay, lets be serious OP. Although I have done mine but you wrote the post like you are afraid and hopeless. Well, as a Warri boy, make I give you mind make your mind strong like pillar.

You see bro, the issue of BVN ending today or whatever na big story, na mumu go believe that kain thing. Shay you dey understand? If the money wey dey your sist. bank account nor fit flash mtn to mtn nor just bother to panic, just tell her to open new one. On the contrary, if her account is damn loaded and fat like rick ross belle or the money many like Nigeria problems just tell her to chillax. The deactivation package wey these banks dey talk about na just to make the bank account inactive. You dey feel me so, guy? So, if your sist. just wan collect her pepper back from her bank account she just need to provide some documents like the usual utility bill and valid id card only. Nor fear bro, we dey your back! If the banker nor wan give your sist. her money wey she work for, just holla me guy. Then the banker go tell me whether na hin work the money put for the account.

And u no know say u made my evening o. Funny warri boi

Tell her d truth, talk to her,her response is ur lead. Try s*xing with her again and u decide wot to do after. Thanx.

Naija na film o. Yorubas were insulted and ibos are screaming pains. See funny comments.
Oto leni t'alu,otò leni t'ara nta.

Coments made so far, meant Igbos want Yorub.as to fight the hau.sa/fulan.is on their behalf or do they really cared for SW to this extent? I dnt get it.

zaynie:
Una weldone o

My princess landed right on her EDD....25th October 2015. VBAC

It was not easy o but Alhamdulillah....

Thank God n thank u 4 giving my wife a birthday mate. Jazakumullah khaeer. Today is her day.

zaynie:
We are inseparable o....oya oga pay your double dues. .

No prob ma'am.

lovinam:
Congratulations oga!!
Ehem @ Zaynie come and collect the dues o! Na ddouble oga go pay cos he don tiff information for here too much.

Thanx ma'ams. Zaynie and dues are inseparable sha. Its a joyful due though.

Nice thread I must say. I shall let my preggy iyawo to come over here n learn one or two thing from all these lovely mamas. I read this thread on a daily basis. This thread turns me in to prof. and my wife be like" wia do u learn all these"?
Save delivery to all of u preg mamas and may God answer ttc.
#Firsttimefather.

They are just there for trip sake n nothing more...... Tired jarey

Chewing gum kissing

If you hate this one,angels would hate you o. This house is massive! Walahi Olohun gbo! God wey ur eyes? I want bigger and better one too o

Hornie tigeresses. They want to look different and they ended up looking like bunch of mumus.

Awon eleribu iyawo

Ntor! I will come back later to read the comments

Ameen! Supernatural delivery to my wife too.

Peavey:
Hello everyone, a close relative of mine got pregnant about 2-3 months ago & she has vomited at least once everyday since then at times increasing to five for the past 2months plus. To those with similar experiences or knowledge about this scenario, please help out. She's really giving me cause for concern.

it's part of the package as one of d mamas here wud say. They call it morning sickness

Unnecessary display of unwanted stupidity by one rich basket monk.ey

23rd

Claps n scatters mouth while sayin "ey! ey!! Osumio

Im only here to read anticipated hate comments....