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Christianity Etc › Re: 10 Sermons That Makes The Congregation Dislike Their Pastors by hahn(m): 12:46pm On Oct 25, 2015
1, 3, 5 and 7 are the same thing undecided
Christianity Etc › Re: The Nonsense Of Spiritual Husbands, Wives And Children: Do They Exist? by hahn(m): 10:32am On Oct 25, 2015
cold:
No! Funny they only exist in Nigeria and other deeply religious countries in Africa. How come we never hear of all these spiri-spiri stuff in Norway,Sweden,Germany and the likes?
Because it's too cold over there grin
Christianity Etc › Re: . by hahn(m): 10:30am On Oct 25, 2015
They are the founding fathers of hell fire.
Christianity Etc › Re: The Clergy Project: Godless Pastors by hahn(m): 8:22am On Oct 25, 2015
winner01:
Usain bolt has the power to fun faster than any other human.

Now where is the power?

Is it like a network reception or something?

How does it look like?

Does it ooze out of the body of the bearer?

Is it transmittable?

Thats your layman format.

Answer that, then you'll know that your being here aint ordinary, its more of a mind control by the devil.

You need to open your eyes.
Haba! smdamhatst

This is a really dumb comment sad
Christianity Etc › Re: The Clergy Project: Godless Pastors by hahn(m): 7:20am On Oct 25, 2015
djdoxxx:
Lol...This Should Be For Clergies...Lmao
The clergies won't understand. undecided

And that's how I didn't hear from you again
Christianity Etc › Re: Unanswered Question In The Bible That Needs To Be Cleared by hahn(m): 7:18am On Oct 25, 2015
Anas09:
Ah Hahn.
Aunty, good morning. I trust you are getting ready for church grin
Christianity Etc › Re: The Clergy Project: Godless Pastors by hahn(m): 7:15am On Oct 25, 2015
winner01:
You will man, Just give sanity a chance. wink
I did and it feels great! grin

When will you? undecided
Christianity Etc › Re: The Clergy Project: Godless Pastors by hahn(m): 4:32pm On Oct 24, 2015
winner01:
Dont worry man, you'll be ok.
I doubt it grin
Agriculture › Re: My First Plantain Merchandise To Lagos... by hahn(m): 3:55pm On Oct 24, 2015
djdoxxx:
Ok Then...I Will Need To Finish Here Then...
OK
Agriculture › Re: My First Plantain Merchandise To Lagos... by hahn(m): 3:47pm On Oct 24, 2015
djdoxxx:
Lol...Bad Sharp Guy...How Much Then?
Send an email to soh.8686@yahoo.com with specific features you want on the site and i'll send you a quotation.
Christianity Etc › Re: The Clergy Project: Godless Pastors by hahn(m): 3:41pm On Oct 24, 2015
winner01:
Lol, I laugh at your crap at times. Im not desperate, im convinced. They are 2 different things.

You desperation is why you are in the religion section.
You are desperately convinced of your delusion. It's understandable grin
Agriculture › Re: My First Plantain Merchandise To Lagos... by hahn(m): 3:40pm On Oct 24, 2015
djdoxxx:
Thats Good...A Networking Referral Site Where A Subscriber Would Pay And Get Access To Informational Ebooks And Would Also Get Paid In Return By Refferring People Too Into The Network...Can You Give Me A Tutorial On How To Build Such?
And I was here hoping I'd be able to bill you to build it grin
Christianity Etc › Re: The Clergy Project: Godless Pastors by hahn(m): 3:12pm On Oct 24, 2015
menesheh:
grin

like seriously

the guy thought am attacking his person but am really not, despite my using some euphemistic words indirectly to pass my info to him because of his high level of irrationality. He has spent a hell of time on this section to have notice those deceits in his faith.
He's high on mass religious opium. He's desperately holding on to his belief. It's understandable
Agriculture › Re: My First Plantain Merchandise To Lagos... by hahn(m): 3:00pm On Oct 24, 2015
djdoxxx:
Okay, Very Great...I Have A Blog Already But I Am Yet To Do Anything On It As I Am Thinking Of Combining It With A Networking...That Is, I Would Be Building A Networking Site And Then Linking It Up With My Blog Site To Sell Ebooks And Products...Can You Design A Network Referral Site?
Yes I can. What exactly do you have in mind?
Christianity Etc › Re: The Origin of Na.kedness by hahn(m): 2:57pm On Oct 24, 2015
winner01:
Hahn, i hope you can read and comprehend cos you repeating the same damn logic.
Read my reply to you again, open your heart this time, you'll understand.
Read mine again, apply the same logic and open your brain, you'll understand.
Christianity Etc › Re: The Clergy Project: Godless Pastors by hahn(m): 2:09pm On Oct 24, 2015
winner01:
Dont bother, the devil was there way before you. He has dealt with several generations. He knows his way around man. God is my way around this world. You wasted your time quoting me ape.
Clown grin
Christianity Etc › Re: The Origin of Na.kedness by hahn(m): 2:08pm On Oct 24, 2015
Thoniameek:
The atheist always finds a way to blame God for everything!

If I was talking about how we got to know we were naked from a religious aspect - in fact I wouldn't be talking that with you because I know you won't get it.

I just want to know why humans see the need to put on clothes? Even when they aren't needed at times - why we even bother to make them stylish? Why did evolution make us so conscious of our body when we're naked?

Hahn! How did we know we're naked? And being naked is inappropriate at most places?
Lol. I've already posted my reply.

I am ersponsible for what I write and you are responsible for what you understand grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Unanswered Question In The Bible That Needs To Be Cleared by hahn(m): 1:59pm On Oct 24, 2015
Jeromejnr:
That is why you can go and check out the Hebrew word used for "knew" in that passage and see if he was just saying it to suit his opinion or not.
He knew banged her in Nod after he had left home.

Get it?
Christianity Etc › Re: The Origin of Na.kedness by hahn(m): 1:40pm On Oct 24, 2015
Thoniameek:
I've seen you.....

Now, l've read your reply. And you were just saying everything he already made clear in the post. Please read again.

The part where you said snakes have scales to protect them and all - I understand he asked, "why didn't evolution think it to build human in a way that they could adapt or create a system in them like the snakes, lizards and polar bears?"
You might as well ask why god didn't think about creating us with skins like animals so we wouldn't to bother about clothes. Why didn't he create us with the capability to preceive scent like a dog or the speed of a cheetah or the strength of a bear or the capability to regenerate new limbs like some reptiles or the capability for humans to fly like birds?

It simple, it's not part of our nature.

Why did god create us naked when he new it sinful and inappropriate for us to expose certain parts of our body?

We can comfortably list this as god's first sin

Did create us naked so that he could create the devil and have him introduce sin to us so he could punish us in hell?

Then it would be barbaric.
undecided
Romance › Re: How I Stopped Being Funny by hahn(m): 1:11pm On Oct 24, 2015
Slimzjoe:
Its no News any Longer that whenever you ask a Lady what Qualities she Wants in her Man you'll here Different almost impossible Crap and the Most annoying one, "Must be Funny or have a Good sense of Humour" undecided they want a Funny Dude but will hate you Forever when you Make Jokes with them undecided I remember Jokingly telling Kate she was ugly in a Picture I took with her in 2003. Guess wah? She Never talked to me again since then until Yesterday when I got a Wedding invitation and Clearly written at the Base of the I,V in Kate's Handwriting Was 'The Ugly girl is getting married' huh I was Just Confused cos it was a Honest joke.
Before I forget the reason I created this Thread lemme go straight to it angry

In 1994, I met Amaka in Awka. She was Pretty and in my Department. I was Madly in love but did know how to approach her so I Asked a Female Coz of Mine and she listed everything Females wanted in a man without Excluding that one I now Detest angry

I Bulked up, Approached and we became Friends and yes! I was Funny as Hell. I made sure she always Laughed whenever we where together and we shared lotta Secrets together too. I thought all was going well for me and After 8months, Decided to come Straight!! grin That day, I professed my Love and Read Poems I had composed for weeks to her and Ended it with 'I Love you Amaka'. All through the Period I did all this, she was Just looking At me and Smiling Sheepishly and After I was done, she Broke into Fits of Laughter and started Clapping shocked
Next thing I heard was , 'Joe, you're Such a Clown and in fact,you should be in the theatre Arts Dept. Stop wasting Your talents on Science that's never Appreciated huh Then she hugged me and Said she was gonna Book a Spot for me to Perform on the Upcoming SUG nite cos she Can't be the only one Enjoying my Comic angry angry angry

@bolded, op you waited too long. After 1 week would have been better.
Christianity Etc › Re: Christians,why Do You Always Ignore This Bible Verse by hahn(m): 12:29pm On Oct 24, 2015
Jeromejnr:
@bolded...you see why you need Jesus.

That statement alone even shows that God exists.

Come to Jesus that your speech and attitude may change.
It's actually the truth smiley

How dies that prove god exists?
Family › Re: Bride Decides To Prove Her Virginity On Her Wedding Day In A Weird Way. by hahn(m): 11:54am On Oct 24, 2015
HungerBAD:
Liar lol.
For real. And I can get you one wink
Christianity Etc › Re: Christians,why Do You Always Ignore This Bible Verse by hahn(m): 11:53am On Oct 24, 2015
Anas09:
@ Hahn. You know you seriously wish that those pastors with Jets, were ur Dad or favorite uncles.
Now that u r not a christian, they buy jets, they don't need U to buy more Jets. As much as I don't subscribe to the Jet craze, but if God blesses them with it why not.
The Bible says, they deserve double of what we have, and those that live by the alter eats from the alter.
Am a Winner, and am proud of my Bishop any day.
@bolded, you are actually wrong. I actually seriously wish that those pastors with jets were ME grin.

My dad and uncles are all a.ssholes grin
Christianity Etc › Re: The Origin of Na.kedness by hahn(m): 11:50am On Oct 24, 2015
winner01:
Your comments have always been rebellious. Its been more like rebellion against reason. You've never made one sensible point since ive known ur moniker.
Its funny this is comming from you. Do you just use words without thinkingundecided. All your posts have shown and still shows inflexibility and rigidity and of course excess gullibility.

This post aint absurd, its only beyond your reasoning faculty. I understand if you cant contribute reasonably, you will do well to keep your ignorance to yourself. Your incompetence will be duly Ignored.
Lol. You and menesheh need to calm down. It's weekend! grin
Family › Re: Bride Decides To Prove Her Virginity On Her Wedding Day In A Weird Way. by hahn(m): 11:34am On Oct 24, 2015
HungerBAD:
Virgin Certificate?

Let me quickly rush to get mine, before Tontoh Dikeh and Afrocandy collects all.
Lol.

I already have mine grin
TV/Movies › Re: "The CEO": Kunle Afolayan Wraps Up The Production In Nairobi Kenya (photos) by hahn(m): 11:33am On Oct 24, 2015
safarigirl:
France and Nairobi? Don't think I'll be interested in anything that isn't shot in Nigeria.....

Still looking forward to Stephanie's 'Dry' and Ebony Life's 'Fifty'
Same here
Politics › Re: Photos : See Prove The Jet Being Use By Customs Boss Hameed Ali,belongs To NCS. by hahn(m): 11:26am On Oct 24, 2015
HungerBAD:
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.com? grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Unanswered Question In The Bible That Needs To Be Cleared by hahn(m): 11:21am On Oct 24, 2015
Czar01:
I hope you remember that in those ancient times of the Old Testament (and even in world history) it was common for siblings to marry each other. Everybody at that time was a descendant of Adam and Eve, so Cain basically married a relative. Adam lived for 930 years, so you can imagine how many children, and grandchildren, and great grandchildren (and great great grand...etc etc etc) that he had.

By the way...
“And Cain went out from the presence of the Lord, and dwelt in the land of Nod, on the east of Eden. And Cain knew his wife; and she conceived, and bore Enoch: and he built a city, and he called the name of the city, after the name of his son, Enoch.”

Jst so you know, the Bible never said he found the woman when he ran away to the land of Nod. It just said he knew her there.

know someone in the biblical way/sense: to have had sex with someone (MacMillan dictionary definition)

Cain knew his wife in Nod..so she conceived and bore Enoch (you understand this, right?). So he already married her before he ran away

Does this make sense to you now?
It could also mean she knew her when he got to Nod. You are only interpreting it to suit your opinion
Family › Re: Bride Decides To Prove Her Virginity On Her Wedding Day In A Weird Way. by hahn(m): 11:14am On Oct 24, 2015
HungerBAD:
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.com? grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Christians,why Do You Always Ignore This Bible Verse by hahn(m): 11:13am On Oct 24, 2015
Anas09:
@hahn
pls don't convert to Christianity, we have enough of the loonies already.
Lol. I only want to add to your pastor's tithe so he can buy a new private jet grin
Christianity Etc › Re: The Origin of Na.kedness by hahn(m): 11:07am On Oct 24, 2015
winner01:
Good!. Sorry about the title but now that i have your attention. Lets think this out.
Now my point is, why did man start wearing clothes?.

If the man and the woman incredibly emerged from an explosion. How did they ever come about the idea of na.kednessundecided.

If man evolved from animals, how come male and female animals still move around "na.ked" till date and why havent they done something about their na.kednessundecided.

Some say the early man lived in an ice-blasted world where he needed to keep his body temperature at healthy levels. I say good reason, but why is it that only man has this exception. I mean other known animals and even plants have an IN-BUILT adaptation to their environment e.g Polar bears, chameleons, snails, Zerophytes e.t.c so why does man get an exception. Seems to me like something happened along the line.

Animals do not necessarily move around naked. Reptiles have scales, mammals have fur and birds have feathers. All these "clothes" protect them from the harsh weather and animals are known to migrate with the change of seasons. So, your assumption that they are naked is wrong.

Some others say man gradually lost his hairs during the process of evolution, couldnt further cope with the climate, therefore felt the need to keep warm, and so he invented clothes. Wow!!! another good reason, But again why is it that only man gets this exception. Other forms of convergent evolution, hybridization, mutation and even adaptation such as the underground mosquito, nylon-eating bacteria, pest/drought/shade resistant crop varieties e.t.c have shown increased forms of adaptation for survival in their environment. So, why does man get an exception. Something must have happened, dont you think.

Man couldnt have invented clothes just to look good or keep warm. He simply knew something about his na.kedness, and thats odd if you ask me because he emerged, appeared or evolved na.ked according to those theories above. So how did he know about na.kednessundecided

The idea of some body parts becoming private couldnt have developed over time. Man simply realised that he was na.ked and needed to cover his private parts.


So who brought about the idea of na.kedness?undecided
What prompted man to realise the fact that he is na.ked?undecided,
Why are faces, hands e.t.c not considered na.ked?undecided,
Why dont other "coincidental results" of the earth cover their na.kedness?undecided,
Could na.kedness be a doctrine or a concept?undecided.


Please these questions are not related to or directed at atheism and atheists can pass. In my dictionary, atheism is not synonymous to science and does not even deserve the merits of scientific respectability. Your "I dont know"s should remain inside you. Thanks.

Intelligence is developed over time. Your assertion that it isn't is wrong. A simple look at the development in technology is a typical example. It is just like asking why apple didn't create the first iphone with all the features in iphone6. The simple answer is that they had to develop it over time. Man is an intelligent animal and our natural desire for comfort has led to not only the invention of clothes but also helped us figure out what food can be cooked, fried or eaten raw and generally everything else we have discovered to suit our needs. We also invented spoons, plates and cups instead of eating and drinking with our bare hands or directly from the stream.


Contributions from open-minded people are welcome however. But before you make your contribution, ill make mine below;

Then the eyes of both of them (man and woman) were opened, and they realized they were na.ked; so they sewed fig leaves together and made coverings for themselves. - Genesis 3:7

This is a typical Jewish myth that has been presented as an explanation of creation as copied to the bible. It might be right to you but over 4,000 other religions say otherwise and therefore all agree that your idea is the wrong one.

In Genesis 2 it says that Adam and Eve were both originally naked, "but they were not ashamed." After they ate of the Tree of Knowledge, we are told that "the eyes of both of them were opened, and they knew that they were naked."

Here is my question: Was the act of being naked a sinful thing? Why would G‑d have allowed them to walk around naked to start with if it was sinful? And if it was originally fine, how did their disobedience cause their unclothedness to not be so good?


As usual, the bible has a way of contradicting and making a joke of itself and god. Are we to come to the conclusion that god was simply confused when he created man naked? if being naked is a sin, why didn't god just create man and woman with a wardrobe full of clothes?

In my opinion, this is how man knew he was na.ked, this is the day clothes were invented.

[b]Yes, like. you have rightly said, it's YOUR opinion.

My understanding is that man is naturally intelligent. Man did not immediately create clothes, it took us a while to adapt to our environment and eventually figure out that the fur on bears, for instance, will make us feel warm during the winter till we eventually realized that cotton could be woven into cloth. Our intelligence has guided us throughout our existence and has helped us shape our society to suit us. Just as man didn't need divine intervention or any god to tell us to put food in our mouth instead of our a.nus, there is no account of this in your bible, the same applies to realizing our state of n.udity. According to some research, man has only been able to utilize 10% of potential of our intelligence. I guess it is safe to say that religious beliefs have suppressed the remaining 90%. Man would have definitely evolved on a larger scale if we were taught to believe in ourselves instead of an imaginary friend in the sky.[/b]

God bless you.

Zeus bless you too grin
Christianity Etc › Re: The Origin of Na.kedness by hahn(m): 10:03am On Oct 24, 2015
menesheh:
That's the silly part of the whole thing. some people see the god arguments as a battle field where anybody can incite rebellious comments in order to drive a point home.


i dont comment in absurd post especially one from such obstinate fellow like winner01. His level of irrationality is startling.
True that. I agree with your comment.

However, the topic is an interesting one and I'm still thinking of my reply.

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