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Let's all imagine that we have different companies producing/selling power like we have in the communication sector where we have mtn, glo, visafone etc. I believe there will be regular power supply if this happens! NEPA/PHCN can be compared to MTEL and i believe they wont stand d fierce competition if private organizations or individuals are allowed to venture into the power sector! May the Almighty God never allow them to call off the strike as this might push the govt to encourage private organizations to come in into the sector!

oscarwodo:
i really will like to meet this girl so dat she will disgrace my family too

Yeah, me too! Lol!

oscarwodo:
i really will like to meet this girl so dat she will disgrace my family too

Yeah, me too! Lol!

nonny:
Lol, very funny. GOd is blessing the mouses and the cat is eating them.

Your english is more funny than the joke itself. I bet you skipped nursery/primary school. Abi una no do singular and plural? Singular mouse= plural mice! Understood?! Now give yourself a applause of round, Sorry, a round of applause!

nonny:
Lol, very funny. GOd is blessing the mouses and the cat is eating them.

Your english is more funny than the joke itself. I bet you skipped nursery/primary school. Abi una no do singular and plural? Singular mouse= plural mice! Understood?! Now give yourself a applause of round, Sorry, a round of applause!

There's supposed to be a meeting today in the senate chambers today. I hope they'll discuss the post ume issue today.

Lol!

talknafree:
Then turn your head upside-down. or are you as fat as your desktop monitor?

Ha ha! Abeg help me ask am oh!

The best joke on NL!

navyboy:
Fine, its a joke but u got to face reality at times. How an earth would u use Para 3 for pple in da Military & also Spyker associating such with da Generals!!! Dudes, we aint dullards in d Armed Forces but Intellectuals. However, keep da jokes coming.

I agree with you! By the way, attention!! And dont be at ease until Jonathan wins the next election! Officer on deck!! Lol!

[quote author=kody-licky link=topic=59240.msg6605535#msg6605535 date=1282290954]@hakunajay

why must u awake the dead?
abeg let the post rest in peace[/quote]You too should rest in peace!

Ha ha!

Pls add me
hakunajay@yahoo.ca

@mobo- keep up the lies!

The guy's story is okay even if it's a lie! At least it gives you guys the opportunity to vent your opinion on him which i think has a good psychological effect on you guys. It helps to relieve you guys' stress. I'm i right or wrong?

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naijacutee:
It is very impressive that you are thinking on your feet and not waiting for jobs to fall from heaven, and taking the bull by the horns. I cannot offer you a loan, but I would like to know what transport route you are thinking of serving. I'm starting up something in the future, where I will need to contract out regular transportation of some items through a small business like yours. My address is in my profile - please leave me your contact details, and I will like to keep in touch after you start the venture. I wish you all the best.

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Refurbished but it is wonderful! It half-made my day! Lol!

Lol! The mother must have felt good hearing the first few words and must have fainted when the last sentence was made. Lol!

Abegi oh! No bring al-qeeda oh! Lol! Anyway, na cows go vote for u!

oYaTo:
Yup. .that yab too much

Your own analysis of the yab sef deserves an oscar

I must remind myself to steer clear of any beef with hankunajay. .

No brother! U got it all wrong. I dont beef anybody it's just a yab which is a common thing btw friends, i mean real friends. For example, my friends and i on facebook, would yab each other as if we're mortal enemies and others will be wondering n begging us to stop fighting, meanwhile we're just enjoying ourselves! I love it when someone twists words n throw it at me- cos it makes me think! But when i noticed that the person is getting serious or spoiling for a fight, ol boy, i'll just run oh! Cos i hate fights, especially stupid fights without no just cause! Also, btw my clique, the words "your papa!" simply means good mornin btw us and then we'll start yabbing. Can u imagine that? Anyway, a good joke or yab makes my day! Lol!

Same thing bro!

Yeah, translation?
Ibo- ta' nshi!
Hausa- chi kashi!
Yoruba- je igbè!
English- E.A.T Poo! Lol!

No offence meant and i hope none is taken!

Lol! Yeah i need a salty salt mummy too!

I know. I'm just pulling your legs! I need a sugar aunt too. hakunajim@gmail.com

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DAVE20:
Then where do u think I can get them

Zone 4! Lol!

sledge406:
Na your type dey abuse browsing privilege.
Becos I wan laff, make I dey read slowly.

what i'm trying to say is that, try to slowly assimilate the words in other to understand a joke. Sometimes, jokes can be witty n complex n it takes a matured mind to grab d meaning. Perhaps, u're damn SLOW or simply DUMB? And i never know that browsing is a PRIVILEGE to you? Are you in your bush? I mean village where d entire community share a desktop owned by d king- and u have to maximise your own privilege by going through jokes without tryin to understand them? Cos u dont wanna waste d privilege given to you?

I'm still waitin and prayin for a miracle.

The joke is okay! Try to read it slowly and you'll understand.