Good
morning nlder's. I don't know where to start.

So this morning I woke up feeling wet, I can't phantom what was going, but after few seconds I was already in a pool water. I don't know where to go from here.

Modified: there's no point to beg!

I'm going to be stronger I guess

How else do I say this and not look desperate? It's been eleven months after NYSC, and no job. It seems there might not be light at the end of the tunnel, I think I'm losing already.

I pray for depression to stay far away.

BSc public administer

I'm based in Abuja

Second class lower.

Any job at all, all im begging for is to survive

kestolove95:
What about the ones in aso rock?

Error 404... I'm not programmed to disrespect others, we are sorry for being unable to read your reply...

I don't know which come first, career or joke. I guess it's only when you are not hungry you will laugh easily.

I need a job seriously, I'm based in Abuja. Employ me and I will impress you..... Did I sound still desperate, we are all in this country. It's only suit that covers some of our official flaws.

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Safe journey, another crime await some are of old mellenium men. Oh my world, it's better to be crying in million, thou sayet my heart.

The winner, that's the only Bleep we are interested in now!

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
They should Keep it

This is the main reason i don't feel bad and guilty when people say bombing is bad

I do it with joy....I focus on those Moda fuckkkers....

You can't put a padlock on my Great great grandfather's mouth and subject them to misery and suffering and now you think your posterity will go scot free

Damnnn nigga, there is no justification for what's bad but only if we know the truth. I don't mind joining anyways...

I'm my pen opinion, I think you should;


1. Know the exact place and your real date of birth, the house address of your parent when you were born

2. Go to the neighborhood in a stealth mode, as anyone that would be nice enough to tell you anything about your dad... I suggest a long time enemy/friend

3. Try to be diplomatic as much as possible in what whatever you want to ask or engage some expert

4. Make sure you are nice to those people

5. If you are a Christian pray for God's direction, this should be no one but I don't know if you are an atheist.

6. Know who to ask
Or

1. Take them to community elders forum( I don't like this though)

2. Get him drunk and ask him ( not suitable)

3. Visit shrine, I got a good location for you.


As real nigga, you don't ask the modest guy where they sell kush when you first enter the town.
Best of luck

Sometimes, I don't do many talks

MejiLoyon:
Good points....but forget story.
Person go slap me you say make I no kpokpo I'm face because say na public. Won't work. I go do facial remodelling immediately.
That mess issue very important. The day Wey one oyinbo mess for my face na him I swear say if e hold me and I fit get away with am I go drop am like album.
I swear the guy mess silent pistol own but I catch am. I ask am why na, he talk say the hmm hmm as we cover nose dey run dey sweet am for belle. The day Wey I give am one na that day him school of thought change. Mess Wey dey choke. Wey dey high like eegbow. Him eye red. Blood nearly comot from him nose.
Mess Wey dey crash hard drive. Straight from the streets of isolo. Since that day he repent

I have to come back and like this comment, you made my day already.... Can I buy you coke?

Maybe we should blame the immediate administration one more time

Someday!

Karma is a modified female dog... Oga boss, it's your turn to eat from the sour soup you guys used to distribute up and down

What keeping me depressed rn is how to make that money.... Maybe you can help a dying soul

Keep this shit clean, that's what I promised myself when I created this account... This place is not as faceless as I think

Well, I'm not saying thus is the ultimate truth by the government agency neither am I trying to justify the honour some people are spreading here but the fact still remains I don't know who to believe

It's okay, we are all waiting for it

Nnz

It's okay

Semantic. wether they force him or not, all I know is that all this cover-up can't change the fact that DSS Magued him... If hushbingo was around, he would have been running his mouth like faulty water dispenser

For more joke, press 001

Dh

Pearlqueen:
The clock is at 2 O'clock and the cookie has 7 dots as against 3 O'clock and 10 dots respectively in the other equations.

Therefore,
2 O'clock + 1 banana + 1 banana x 7 dotted cookie
Employing the BODMAS principle, you'll have a linear equation thus:

2+1+(1*7)
= 2+1+7
=10.

So just to add 1+2 you have already started taking in BODMAS and linearing the equation, no be everybody sabi book nah....

10


Count cookie point, check the time and the banana quantity. As i no sabi book, I sabi ***

Let yee without sin be the first to caste the stope but nonetheless, this is not a valid reason not to prosecute whoever has hand in the backwardness of our dear country irrespective of their political affiliation but the only thing I'm against is the victimization of the opposition by this current administration.

As a matter of fact whatever my stand maybe, these people don't give a damn about me, so i would pretend not to give a damn about them too. OGUN KILL ALL OF UNA

keentola:
send me a message on WhatsApp.... my number is in the bio section.. let's talk

I have done that bro

Nigerian politics, we need no circus to be entertained!

And you are only interested in the dollar Treasury. It take a pro thief to know one without much investigation

keentola:
yes, after you pay money for them�

Lol. Man is broke more than a broken bottle at the moment, i can't afford shishi.... Okay gimme small portion to teat your product nah, even if nah one chapter