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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I’m Tired Of Life: No Job And No Hope Of Getting A Job by Halfamilli: 1:59am On Sep 11, 2020
God will help op and so many other graduate out there.

you see, for those people that are planning to giving up, remember it's the time to shut the devil up.

I don't care how and which form it gonna take, all I know is that in gonna make it. sound simple? come and see me in real life, and you will know all I'm putting in place to make that happen, ain't got nobody except God.


the country is happening hard, I can't change that fact but I must fvcking survive.
Romance / Re: Benefits Of Having Sex Everyday by Halfamilli: 11:27pm On Sep 09, 2020
gringrin

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Romance / Re: Abuja kings & queens match making, here to hook you up with somebody. by Halfamilli: 11:27pm On Sep 09, 2020
not ready for this yet
Family / Re: Uncle Set To Divorce Wife After Plumber Removed 23 Condoms Blocking Our Toilet.. by Halfamilli: 11:25pm On Sep 09, 2020
stanliwise:
Ahahahahhaa
Haba, anyway anything is possible but that would be so so so so betraying

anything is possible bro. human are weird
Romance / Re: Big Members Here I Really Need Assistance Please by Halfamilli: 11:22pm On Sep 09, 2020
you don't need to beg bro
Family / Re: I Will Be So Happy If I See Help That Can Make My Wish Come Through by Halfamilli: 11:21pm On Sep 09, 2020
I'm in my early twenties too and I'm planning to learn IT skill and all I have been doing to raise the money is manson work. you can make up to 2k per day and save 1k. After few days, you will see the reason why you don't have to beg....

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Family / Re: Uncle Set To Divorce Wife After Plumber Removed 23 Condoms Blocking Our Toilet.. by Halfamilli: 11:18pm On Sep 09, 2020
stanliwise:
let me guess, the latest thing she buys for him.

she might be nice to him in the other room too
Romance / Re: Advise Needed by Halfamilli: 11:14pm On Sep 09, 2020
I'm not sure you can; you posted this in won't section, how sure are we that you won't go ahead and register in the wrong department even if you were eventually given admission.


on a serious note, you should..... provided you have your money.
Romance / Re: All Nigerian Girls Are Witches! by Halfamilli: 11:12pm On Sep 09, 2020
sorry about your experience. But, hay man, there are some good lady out........ sometime they, they are ugly
Family / Re: Uncle Set To Divorce Wife After Plumber Removed 23 Condoms Blocking Our Toilet.. by Halfamilli: 11:09pm On Sep 09, 2020
stanliwise:
You cannot contribute to the issue o, the child that beat the evil drum must be ready for the dance of the spirit. Make madam and husband settle the matter. Abi na you dey go put the condoms there?

do you know what op is not � ng about?
Family / Re: Uncle Set To Divorce Wife After Plumber Removed 23 Condoms Blocking Our Toilet.. by Halfamilli: 11:07pm On Sep 09, 2020
culf:



Its not by mouth, its only God's grace.


And most time, it's all about discipline. But we must endeavor to acknowledge God on our paths in life.
Family / Re: Uncle Set To Divorce Wife After Plumber Removed 23 Condoms Blocking Our Toilet.. by Halfamilli: 11:06pm On Sep 09, 2020
may we never get married to a hoe. 23 condoms in house that than a your of your stay, that's average of 2 two times per month based on evidence on ground. what about the unaccounted flushed condoms. your brother ned a refund of the bride price ASAP

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Romance / Not Today! by Halfamilli: 7:46am On Sep 07, 2020
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Nairaland / General / Re: Photos Of The Snake I Killed In My Living Room by Halfamilli: 7:34am On Sep 05, 2020
1stdeolaw:
Good evening, everyone.

This evening while I was in the room, my wife was still at the living room, she saw this snake crawling on the tiles in the living room and yelled.

I didn't believe her when she screamed she saw a snake but decided to check it out. Truly, it was a snake and I reached for a stick which I used to smash the head.

Please what species is it and how dangerous could it have been? It isn't really big yet. Could there be more?

Thanks.

it's called lalaconda, genus preportous. it's not dangerous unless she bite you.
Nairaland / General / Re: Photos Of The Snake I Killed In My Living Room by Halfamilli: 10:00pm On Sep 04, 2020
xn
Romance / Re: 10 Things You Should Never Sacrifice For A Relationship by Halfamilli: 9:58pm On Sep 04, 2020
NobleSeed:
alaye calm down.... Are trying to say I should sacrifice my heart for relationship instead for love?

do I even know what you are taking about? when you jammed real love, every sacrifices is allow but unfortunately, we are all born looking guilty
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Type 60+wpm by Halfamilli: 9:42pm On Sep 04, 2020
what's wpm, I can type 100 pages of anything!
Celebrities / Re: Erica Makes It To Xvideos, Nigerians React (photo) by Halfamilli: 9:41pm On Sep 04, 2020
well, I don't have anything to say
Autos / Re: Please I Help Me, Thy Brother. I Need A Car For Mobility! by Halfamilli: 9:36pm On Sep 04, 2020
okau
TV/Movies / Re: Bbnaija 2020 Updates: Lucy Fires Dorathy And Prince - Hell Of A Fight by Halfamilli: 9:35pm On Sep 04, 2020
oka
Properties / Re: 5bedrooms House For Sale In Chevron Lekki Lagos Fully Detached Duplex +BQ by Halfamilli: 9:34pm On Sep 04, 2020
God, the Nah? just this one time, I won't bother you when next I grace this planet
Politics / Re: Oba Of Benin To Obaseki: Warn Your Boys. You Will Not Be Governor Forever by Halfamilli: 9:33pm On Sep 04, 2020
and you won't be king forever

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Investment / Re: Agricultural Empowerment-Join us and be successful by Halfamilli: 9:31pm On Sep 04, 2020
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shut the fvck up, and move
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Urgent Vacancies In Abuja by Halfamilli: 9:26pm On Sep 04, 2020
I have got fee question bro, I can move although I'm in abuja, gwahwalada but what about the pay and other stuff. does it worth it?

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Sports / Re: Messi Takes Tb Joshua’s Advice, Decides To Stay In Barcelona by Halfamilli: 9:23pm On Sep 04, 2020
really? do I need to read this long epistle to tell you what's up?
Romance / Re: 10 Things You Should Never Sacrifice For A Relationship by Halfamilli: 9:22pm On Sep 04, 2020
NobleSeed:
So what then should we sacrifice? Just asking ooh.
you heart, if you are lucky enough to meet real human
Romance / Re: 10 Things You Should Never Sacrifice For A Relationship by Halfamilli: 9:21pm On Sep 04, 2020
xnn,

you shouldn't sanctify yourself, every other thing is allow
Romance / Re: Why I Disrupted My Wife And Her Boyfriend's Wedding - Jilted Husband by Halfamilli: 9:20pm On Sep 04, 2020
you don't need to tell us, you just saved a nigga. although, it might be painful in the beginning, but tryst me, you did the best thing in the world yet, unknowingly.
Romance / Re: E by Halfamilli: 8:38pm On Sep 01, 2020
I do bit no money

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Politics / Re: 5,000 Lawyers Have Registered With New NBA, Says Co-convener by Halfamilli: 8:32pm On Sep 01, 2020
nx
Romance / What Have You Gain On This Forum, WWW.NAIRALAND.COM by Halfamilli: 3:04pm On Aug 31, 2020
well, after my fruitless job hunt, and couple with the fact that I don't know if I'm cursed. I have decided to appreciate little I have achieved. i was thinking about my achievement and everytime there's always a reference to nairaland in whatever they are.
I don't really know where to start from but all I know is that, nairaland has been a very vital tools to development of this country.
without waisting your time, here are the what I have learned from nairaland.
1. reality: just imagine Nigeria without nairaland. I know there are other public online forum, but which of these so called forum was set up before 2006?

2. inquisitive: well, I now really want to know more.

3. investigative: with more than four million topics and billions of comments, finding a prototype of a person is much more easier. let's just say, your clone is in somewhere in nairaland.

4. how fvcked the country is really is: what if the media is countrol in Nigeria just like nuke Korea?

5. job: yes, you heard me well, I got a job on nairaland but there are many things I won't tell you.

6. me: consciousness of myself and........

7. relationship tips: a big shout-out to ubanja( hope that's the correct spelling), and his crew.

8. how to cook: uncertified chef but still learning.

9. the view of average Nigerian: don't talk, I know what you think!

10. add, yours/

GOD BLESS SEUN OSEWA....... Oops, he's an atheist.

*** correction would be made later


[b] well, after my fruitless job hunt, and couple with the fact that I don't know if I'm cursed. I have decided to appreciate little I have achieved. i was thinking about my achievement and everytime there's always a reference to nairaland in whatever they are.
I don't really know where to start from but all I know is that, nairaland has been a very vital tools to development of this country.
without waisting your time, here are the what I have learned from nairaland.
1. reality: just imagine Nigeria without nairaland. I know there are other public online forum, but which of these so called forum was set up before 2006?

2. inquisitive: well, I now really want to know more.

3. investigative: with more than four million topics and billions of comments, finding a prototype of a person is much more easier. let's just say, your clone is in somewhere in nairaland.

4. how fvcked the country is really is: what if the media is countrol in Nigeria just like nuke Korea?

5. job: yes, you heard me well, I got a job on nairaland but there are many things I won't tell you.

6. me: consciousness of myself and........

7. relationship tips: a big shout-out to ubanja( hope that's the correct spelling), and his crew.

8. how to cook: uncertified chef but still learning.

9. the view of average Nigerian: don't talk, I know what you think!

10. add, yours/

GOD BLESS SEUN OSEWA....... Oops, he's an atheist.

*** correction would be made later


[/b] well, after my fruitless job hunt, and couple with the fact that I don't know if I'm cursed. I have decided to appreciate little I have achieved. i was thinking about my achievement and everytime there's always a reference to nairaland in whatever they are.
I don't really know where to start from but all I know is that, nairaland has been a very vital tools to development of this country.
without waisting your time, here are the what I have learned from nairaland.
1. reality: just imagine Nigeria without nairaland. I know there are other public online forum, but which of these so called forum was set up before 2006?

2. inquisitive: well, I now really want to know more.

3. investigative: with more than four million topics and billions of comments, finding a prototype of a person is much more easier. let's just say, your clone is in somewhere in nairaland.

4. how fvcked the country is really is: what if the media is countrol in Nigeria just like nuke Korea?

5. job: yes, you heard me well, I got a job on nairaland but there are many things I won't tell you.

6. me: consciousness of myself and........

7. relationship tips: a big shout-out to ubanja( hope that's the correct spelling), and his crew.

8. how to cook: uncertified chef but still learning.

9. the view of average Nigerian: don't talk, I know what you think!

10. add, yours/

GOD BLESS SEUN OSEWA....... Oops, he's an atheist.

*** correction would be made later

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