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See em'.

I.d Noni!! Long time, she can't say that to Efe o.

@Gem Wassup, remember my padi Neyshed

Better!!! With such two words post, we might get to 100 pages before 2013.

Agybabe:
@hamid your own end in this bar is just outside the exit. Mstcheeew.

Outside the exit You for try speak your language o. I know you before Try introduce yourself next time jor.

Mehn everlasting thread , nothing do us. We'll see the end someday.

This thread can't make it to 100 pages no matter what we do. Something more creative please!!!!!!!!!!

^^^ Na wa for them o, them no dey come bar on Saturday night come serve people. na Sunday morning you go see them, ehm Jacky!! you open Sunday morning again? I can see you're also tired and can't wait for the official death of this already dead bar . Carry on jor, just leave the door wide open make 100 pages do come.

^^ Sit down there. Jacky go reply you tomorrow morning when he reach cyber cafe. It's not too late to go somewhere else sha.

Mehn it feels like a Monday morning in here, Una dey work on Sunday night ni? Jacky just close this thing already abeg,

Idowuogbo:
^kai u don pass bad o , see finishing loooool


by d way u didnt wish me a happy birthday ,bad bad friend

Aggghhhh, I.D mi o mo walahi, oya ma binu. You sef for invite me for the party now! Shey mi o miss ju sha?

ARareGem:
^^
Where have you been?

El should answer this. Make I rephrase am, El!! Where did you hide Yinks?

it took 5 months to get 80 pages on this thread, how long do we have to wait to get 100 pages. Just wondering!!! Don't even try solving that Jackie, it's too complex for ur bra*n, My swthrt can help you sha, beautiful, intelligent mathematician, Hehehe, sorry Jackie! Didn't mean to make you jealous, Just trying to calculate what's left of this dead thread. Lol

Hahaha,  Na wa, which kind drink Jacky serve these two?

Ok now, let's see how Baba onome will escape this today. Tell am wetin you bring from farm make we hear.

El Guapo:
[color=#0066ff]Hey Rare run Come hug Dad, am home!

Hamid how u went celebrating the Indepen. Day?![/color]

I celebrated independence day indoor bro. The fear of Boko Haram is the beginning of wisdom in Abuja this days. If you hear banger sef, na to run o; too young to die mehn. Make I atleast formalize my union with Efe first. Lol

Gem wey rare, wassup ma'am? long time,

bright007:
@hamid:no b your fault,atleast nobody get common wheelbarrow for una village.But dats å tin of d past as I hear that your uncle has been promoted to d post of å BOKO HARAM cleaner $ as such he ŵăš given å beetle.One tin dat is good about dis is dat,he will be used as å demonstration to show graduating boko haram students aw to bomb.This way ťĥĕ beetle will be willed to you.so keep praying hard.

What is this guy saying? Somebody!
Now I believe El; educating you is surely an herculean task, serious one.

^^ You sure say no be Keke Napep sef the guy dey call Escalade now, I have a feeling we should educate the guy.

It's either they are driving by in an old model escalade or serving cow wings. Shey the two of una no dey ever dream big?

Okay now, If you guyz think I'll say don't fight again and then ask you to hug to be sure things are alright then you both have failed. There's no way El is gonna hug my swthrt, fa! fa!! fa!!! Foul!!! El better come up with something tactical.
Oya you Efe!! Time to go home, this guyz no dey use eye see better thing.

Yinka!!! Where's this lady now. Come carry El go house jor. You guyz will be fine, I guess it's just the unimaginable boredom this bar brings that's causing the tension.

Not surprised though considering who started season II.

Hey ma'am, have a great week and make sure your swthrt is always at the back of your mind. Loooooool

Hey bro!! It's been a while man. Free my sweerie jor, I brought that up to tease her. Una be padi now

Forget the rules ke, can't forget the rules that helped me get moi swthrt o. YES/NO season 1 = unforgettable. Lol

Do you think this thread is back for real?

Where else can she be than the puff-puff business spot. I didn't say that though.

Smart one, I was going to do that as usual. Had loads of fun this weekend, hope you did same abi na fridge you just busy dey stock What was EL saying about you entering for Miss Universe? Lol

^^ I'll keep ya company for a while before going to bed sweerie, I'm sure you're fine and you know what tomorrow is huh,

[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=664423.msg9211287#msg9211287 date=1316872550]Idle talk in an idle bar on an idle day for idle customers feeling idle 'cos of idle Jackie Chan, the undisputed king of idlers . . [/quote]Bored huh

[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=664423.msg9173010#msg9173010 date=1316381246]ah! only just seeing this post. . .

well, in that case:

my swthrt - Na ji kewan ka

Na ji kewan ka

Na ji kewan ka

**whispers shyly into his ear: ID says you're 7-in-1 & you move mountains. . .is that true? **[/quote]** whispers back into her ear; did you bother asking I.d what 7 in 1 means. As for moving mountains sha, moi can do that for you alone. Lol **

Baba God have mercy!!! Them don analyze me finish.

Idowuogbo:
Yes aboki to gbayi , Suilamon ton leri kiri  

Change ke , d day u find yellow zebra na dat day i fit incorporate changes

Nne  2nd job ke   , to my understanding Jackpot has always bin working in the zoo o

Baby bcus he got promoted to d primate section no min he get second job o

Educating gorillas is part of the job bebe , Jack of al trade sweerie .Have u ever wondered y his loves to call himsef Jack

I.d can't change o. Even Jacky students (monkeys) go laugh for this one.

[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=664423.msg9172868#msg9172868 date=1316379365]^^ Lol!!

ID you don hear - oya close eye now make u nor spoil. . .

swthrt - how d'you say: "I've missed you" in Hausa?? [/quote]Na ji kewan ka, that's it.

Hu hi he ho. That's monkey language courtesy Jacky and it means 'welcome'.

How have you ladies been?

[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=664423.msg9172769#msg9172769 date=1316378367]Lol!

abeg slow down first now, I'm not running away - at least say "hello" to moi now - abi?  

and I'd like a hug too  

and yes, Jackie Chan nearly kill me with bordom.[/quote]Hahaha, Did I forget to say hello? Missed you sweerie!!

I.d!!! Close your eyes and ear now. Lol

There's just no way you're logging out without adding moi on yahoo messenger, aggghhhh I almost thought Jacky had succeeded in driving you away. Oya do add me jor
Good to see ya sweerie

Idowuogbo:
Bros owo mi loke , i dey trow way give your almighty presence

I no it has te te since we paparazzi dis grounds but i dont go 2 d zoo evryday na , so we have to be careful coming here bcus thread starter na cross breed between eranko and eniyan  

True talk, na more of eranko than eniyan sef. Even person wey they employ to teach monkey how to display for zoo na lecturer.

@ Jacky just shout up make them gist abeg. hopefully by tomorrow morning this thread go be history

tanimz:
Ehn?! Hamid! Na you be this? Longest time. Where hath thou been? How life? You and Efe don   ni? Why don't you know where she is?

That Jackpot? The guy na crase man. Na when I get time I dey answer am.

Me and Efe don do werin?? Leave story o, what Baba gawd has joined together ehn not even a dull lecturer like Jacky can put asunder. You know how many questions you ask me for just three lines sha