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Jokes EtcRe: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by HamidO1(m): 8:19pm On Jul 06, 2011
^^ Yes I do, Wassup swthrt?? How was your day?
Jokes EtcRe: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by HamidO1(m): 12:22pm On Jul 06, 2011
jackpot:
jealousy is an evil trait, deargo find a fleshy arse and stick your head inside there for some delicious faeces treat *no offence*hehehe. . .you're day-dreaming. I don't need to boast with our lovingness. El knows better.

[color=indigo]I came, I saw and I conquered[/color]
Honestly guy, the only thing you are good at is typing "no offence" . What more? If this thread of yours continues to drag, something better will come up and nothing will happen. To say you are not creative at all is an understatement. no offence
Jokes EtcRe: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by HamidO1(m): 9:41am On Jul 06, 2011
Na wa o. I'm glad people are copying and pasting pictures on this thread *oh sorry parking their cars in the car pack* cheesy, make the thing do finish

abeg so better people go fit hook us up with better off topic joint abeg.

El, nice car you've got. With that your Bugatti even Natasha go leave Jacky come meet you.
Jokes EtcRe: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by HamidO1(m): 11:33pm On Jul 05, 2011
[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=664423.msg8658211#msg8658211 date=1309903714]^^ abi? cheesy cheesy

now take me home pls - i'm tired. . .

**yawns. . .and don't forget to teach me some more Hausa - you promised. . .

anyways - how was work today swthrt?**
[/quote]Work was good o, tiring though. Tired huh? You really need to rest swthrt, I'll hook you up with some hot chocolate while you change.[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=664423.msg8658211#msg8658211 date=1309903714]^^ abi? cheesy cheesy

now take me home pls - i'm tired. . .

**yawns. . .and don't forget to teach me some more Hausa - you promised. . .

anyways - how was work today swthrt?**
[/quote]Work was good o, tiring though. Tired huh? You really need to rest swthrt, I'll hook you up with some hot chocolate while you change.
Jokes EtcRe: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by HamidO1(m): 11:16pm On Jul 05, 2011
[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=664423.msg8658040#msg8658040 date=1309902037]ehen? & where've you been all this while? lipsrsealed lipsrsealed[/quote]I've been around o swerie, Since some of our favorite hangouts(Badosky spa) closed, there's been no place fit for a princess like you in town. Not even this bar that looks like a local pami joint.

Don't be deceived by this palm wine tappers o,
Jokes EtcRe: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by HamidO1(m): 11:02pm On Jul 05, 2011
[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=664423.msg8658040#msg8658040 date=1309902037]I'd like the bouquet of flowers to be: Black, brown, grey and green roses.[/quote]Hehehe, Nothing good comes easy, she go soon ask you to go find red carpet grass come. Just finish your first assignment first sha,
Jokes EtcRe: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by HamidO1(m): 10:49pm On Jul 05, 2011
^^ Better check those things well, strolling by every night can be dangerous o. Chei!!

Oya somebody please wake moi up, Efe wetin now. Lol
Jokes EtcRe: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by HamidO1(m): 6:00pm On Jul 05, 2011
Easy man. Better job for wetin now?? My friend drop that thing, na the better job dey keep me busy wey make me no dey ever come this your dry bar. You better pray make controversial things like this dey happen for this dry thead make we see road go.
Jokes EtcRe: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by HamidO1(m): 4:20pm On Jul 05, 2011
Idowuogbo:
hehehe i neva strt i jus wan began lol. i don miss u small na, so  i jus dey reboot
Small ba? I.d no go gree talk true, shey na to talk plenty dey fear youhuh Talk your mind now, Efe no go vex say you miss moi. hahaha.

Wassup I.d, o to ijo meta, shey everything wa pa??
Jokes EtcRe: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by HamidO1(m): 2:48pm On Jul 05, 2011
^^ Alhaja shey na you finger the chicken huh Kitchen utensils ke, for wetin now? I.d you don start ba?
Jokes EtcRe: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by HamidO1(m): 2:38pm On Jul 05, 2011
OMG!!!!! El, EL, El who's this oweniwe guy? I've always known there's something fishy about Jacky's bar. Damn!!!

There's no way Efe is ever coming to this bar alone again. Lol
Jokes EtcRe: Half Brother! by HamidO1(m): 11:02pm On Jul 02, 2011
Half brother ke?? shocked

Abeg what Baba gawd has joined together, let no Nairalander put asunder.

Wassup bro, e don tey o,
Jokes EtcRe: Yes Or No {Season II} by HamidO1(m): 11:06pm On Jun 30, 2011
Six digits??

Is that your Ultimate goal?? I've always known Jacky's an NFA
Jokes EtcRe: Yes Or No {Season II} by HamidO1(m): 10:27pm On Jun 30, 2011
Yeah. Trying to be very positive.

You seem to have some specific expectations, isn't it??
Jokes EtcRe: English And Waffi by HamidO1(m): 10:21pm On Jun 30, 2011
Lol @ una fall my hand.
Jokes EtcRe: Half Brother! by HamidO1(m): 10:00pm On Jun 30, 2011
I suspect her Dad will be their Gaurd man, Lol
Jokes EtcRe: Yes Or No {Season II} by HamidO1(m): 9:41pm On Jun 30, 2011
No, It seems we've got two Goodmuyis in the house

Are you confused? You can talk to me

Do you need help??
PoliticsRe: Just Been Posted To Borno (boko Haram) State &my Parents Insist I Boycott Service. by HamidO1(m): 4:37pm On Jun 30, 2011
Chukbeck:
Insist that if u must serve it should be in the Governors house.
Even the governor's house isn't safe. You sure have forgotten the police headquarters right?
PoliticsRe: Just Been Posted To Borno (boko Haram) State &my Parents Insist I Boycott Service. by HamidO1(m): 4:18pm On Jun 30, 2011
No where is safe in Nigeria right now. Some places are obviously no go area e.g Borno. Do not risk your life bro, the worst that can happen is for you to wait till November to be remobilized. If you are a risk taker sha you can go to camp for three weeks, I'm sure they'll allow all those that want to redeploy to do so. It's very risky though. Think of your siblings and parents before you decide.
PoliticsRe: Full Ministerial List Out! Twelve Women Make List by HamidO1(m): 4:26pm On Jun 28, 2011
playboy19:
The list sound like failure
Sounds more like betrayal in some places. Imagine states where people said no to some politicians by voting against them during the elections and GEJ who they voted for as their president now going back to the same people they rejected all in the name of compensation. Nigeria has better people than these, believe me.
GEJ should know that these are the people that will basically implement his vision for the country that's if he has one anyway.
PoliticsRe: If You Became The President Of Nigeria For A Day: by HamidO1(m): 3:41pm On Jun 28, 2011
I'll make sure Obj, IBB, Tony Anenih and all PDP chieftains are killed using government machinery. That way, 50% of our problem is solved.
PoliticsRe: Full Ministerial List Out! Twelve Women Make List by HamidO1(m): 3:35pm On Jun 28, 2011
This is just the beginning, watch out for part two!!! This Dezani Allison Madueke sef, shey na her Papa house be that? I still can see how things are going to get better with people like this.
Jokes EtcRe: Yes Or No {Season II} by HamidO1(m): 8:13pm On Jun 26, 2011
Yeah. I'm happy

[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=628505.msg8595196#msg8595196 date=1309110959]Yeah, I'm fine - & you? cheesy cheesy[/quote]I'm good, just chilling.

Have you noticed how fast the year is moving?
Jokes EtcRe: Yes Or No {Season II} by HamidO1(m): 3:39pm On Jun 26, 2011
Think what? I've seen my swthrt and that's all that matters now. Lol

Hello sweerie, how are you today?

Hope you're good?
Jokes EtcRe: Yes Or No {Season II} by HamidO1(m): 3:07pm On Jun 26, 2011
Yes. Not something big though, just brain surgery for some Mumus

Do you think that'll be enough?
Jokes EtcRe: Yes Or No {Season II} by HamidO1(m): 9:21pm On Jun 25, 2011
No, With the emergence of Boko Haram, you can never tell

Are you enjoying the weekend??
Jokes EtcRe: Yes Or No {Season II} by HamidO1(m): 10:51pm On Jun 18, 2011
Yeah swerie, miss you plenri plenri.

[size=4pt]oya swerie sit down make we talk, did you miss moi at all??[/size]
Efeeeeeee, did you have a good day??
Jokes EtcRe: Yes Or No {Season II} by HamidO1(m): 10:15pm On Jun 18, 2011
Yeah, miss screaming Efeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Oya come online swthrt, will you??

@Ms T_z I'm good o. Wassup, you still keep up with the news??
Jokes EtcRe: Yes Or No {Season II} by HamidO1(m): 8:03pm On Jun 18, 2011
Can't say,

Ms T_z, long time. Hope you're good??

Do you think the joke section is dying??
Jokes EtcRe: Yes Or No {Season II} by HamidO1(m): 5:41pm On Jun 18, 2011
Nop, I'm talking to Natasha. Lol

Now you know who I'm talking to, don't you?
Jokes EtcRe: Yes Or No {Season II} by HamidO1(m): 4:14pm On Jun 18, 2011
How him go give up when you no give in. Lol

Wassup swerie, it has teyed o. Hope you good?
Jokes EtcRe: Yes Or No {Season II} by HamidO1(m): 8:27am On Jun 18, 2011
Beg to eat!! Never been to boarding school guy, you know what I mean right??

Hope your weekend is going has planned?

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