NTA Zamfara Network Centre reports that Jackpot the Rapizt bartender has finally found his Life heartrub.
The Lady whose name wasn't disclosed was said to be a pretty damsel with a romantic claw, two beautiful wings, an admirable Hackle, swift toes, cute Fluff, lovely Hock Joint and a seductive Shank!
No date has been placed yet for the Holy matrimony but speculations has it that it could be staged at Chief Dani1luv's Poultry Farm!
Just Congratulating Jackie, aint easy to marry a Hen bro!

dani1luv:

err, mr guapo, we dun c say u use hypo bleach wash teeth 2day, i c say u teeth bin different

Trust the Power of Harpic

dani1luv:
Also heard your throwing a party for your new bought fully AC'(ed) kekenapep

Lol Thats much berra than the Wheels/Tyres u roll around The streets of Lagos efryday

Idowuogbo:

ara oko accra ,

u check your phone 2day u dey jaw me abi tseeeew

El Guapo:

NTA Zamfara Network Centre reports that Jackpot the Rapizt bartender has finally found his Life heartrub.
The Lady whose name wasn't disclosed was said to be a pretty damsel with a romantic claw, two beautiful wings, an admirable Hackle, swift toes, cute Fluff, lovely Hock Joint and a seductive Shank!
No date has been placed yet for the Holy matrimony but speculations has it that it could be staged at Chief Dani1luv's Poultry Farm!
Just Congratulating Jackie, aint easy to marry a Hen bro!

Trust the Power of Harpic


Lol Thats much berra than the Wheels/Tyres u roll around The streets of Lagos efryday

dani1luv:

Ogaday, thanks for referring to me as Chief,  , thats my boi

Your Boi u wish, u think say i no sabi werrin you fix 4 Jaw? Not beards abi your Sista's wig!

dani1luv:
I hear say na you kill ghadaffi

Point of Correction, not ghadaffi but Ghadaffi, learn to start the names of the deceased with a Caps!

Hamid O:

This thread can't make it to 100 pages no matter what we do. Something more creative please!!!!!!!!!!

mobf:

Monday morning, Mrs Ferguson: wake up Alex, it's 7 already!
Sir Alex: What!! they scored another one??!!

Idowuogbo:

Now I think its time for me to liv u a piece, I seriously don't care if u bleed come meet me for yim.Dude can u pls accept u 2 boring to hold a thread on joke section, on a gud day we have people flooding dis section like say na here healing and redemption camp dey. However, u bin jackshittt have polluted d section wiv your idiotic and moronic sense of humour.Efe and d rest were supporting u b4 now u pay bck wiv cries of boredom wen u got your freedom,I know your excuse is d gorillas u lecture is taking your time.Give up and stick to cracking jokes wiv primates o bcus as dem dey see your face sef u dey crack dem up big time.I have talketh now enter jungle

moi 1-Post lady, you welcum. Were you on maternity leave since? How come you scarce

moshoodn:

Jacky, you just got yourself a new customer. . . Gimme a bottle of henessy. . . You got suya?

yessa

Sir, as we dey so, company policy don change small oh. Na pay before service now. People don dey take style corner our money. They go tell you say dem wan urinate, before you say "Jack" dem don take off.

*holds bottle of Hennessy at hand waiting for him to dip his hand into his pocket!*