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Jokes EtcRe: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by HamidO1(m): 9:34pm On May 07, 2011
^^ I.d for the second time today I dey tell you make you no dey play with your medications. Which of the Efemena you wan give am?? You see jacky sister (Natasha) there, you no give am ba,
Jokes EtcRe: Yes Or No {Season II} by HamidO1(m): 7:15pm On May 07, 2011
honestly it's difficult to say yes/no to that. We need to be a lot more creative to make the section lively, not to sure of the drama thing though.

Do you have any other idea??
PoliticsRe: Imo State Guber: Rochas Okorocha Has Won! by HamidO1(m): 11:44am On May 07, 2011
Pop Alomo for the good people of Imo abeg. I dey envy una seriously, my own state still dey dull.
PoliticsRe: Imo State Supplementary Election Results And Proceedings by HamidO1(m): 10:49am On May 07, 2011
You can like to pop Alomo abeg. I'm very happy for the people of IMO and pray other SE states will do same in 2015. PDP can't take us where we dream to be
PoliticsRe: Imo State Supplementary Election Results And Proceedings by HamidO1(m): 10:41am On May 07, 2011
People of IMO finally liberated from PDP(Devils). I rejoice with you guyz. I hope Rochas justifies the people's mandate. Big ups to all serious opposition parties.
Jokes EtcRe: Yes Or No {Season II} by HamidO1(m): 6:57am On May 07, 2011
No, she is talking of the ones listed above mind you.

I.d walahi o sick seriously. jor ma lo ogun e regularly, shey na me gbeborun huh??

Do you have your weekend planned out??
Jokes EtcRe: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by HamidO1(m): 12:24am On May 07, 2011
neyshed:
Shay omo to nidi perese yen. Well he don tee. Battery low bro C ya tmrw
idi perese ke?? Gbo gbon to ye ki o fi she idi ni o fi shé manchester then, o yi make sense now, Mehn see adjective for Ney mouth abeg "perese"

@yinka yinka I dey o, Abeg no follow Ney mouth, just pity am and continue the good work. Lol
Jokes EtcRe: Yes Or No {Season II} by HamidO1(m): 12:13am On May 07, 2011
Nop, Oh sorry Yes

I can see iya kekere n iya agba trying to snatch Kate's husband

Am I suppose to seek permission to join??
Jokes EtcRe: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by HamidO1(m): 12:00am On May 07, 2011
Iya kekere, iya medium, iya agba, Na wa o, see all of them. I.d don dey even plan spa closing ceremony sef, 100yrs ti ya pe ni yen.
@T_z long time, It has teyed gan,
@Ney when last you see Gem, Hahaha.
Jokes EtcRe: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by HamidO1(m): 9:19pm On May 06, 2011
neyshed:
Hamid!! Hold him boxer shey u no see me, anyway kilon sele naw
Ney Baba. Baba o!! How I go take see you no hail, e no possible. Oya leave my boxers abeg, how you dey bro??
Jokes EtcRe: Yes Or No {Season II} by HamidO1(m): 4:52pm On May 06, 2011
No, the recent crisis was their excuse.

Do you have interest in international relationshuh
Jokes EtcRe: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by HamidO1(m): 4:36pm On May 06, 2011
@Yinka,  If I hear?? I never run o, it's better described as omo wa se ori se, o fe sa lo. Shey you never hear say nothing good comes easy?  How you dey?

Thank Baba Gawd it's weekend.

@EL werin dey bro??

BTW anyone knows where Efemena_abcde>--xyz deyhuh Me need to see ma swthrt, it has teyed seriously grin
PoliticsRe: Ibori Path To 14yrs Jail by HamidO1(m): 11:02am On May 06, 2011
I pray he gets the maximum possible jail term. Hopefully others will learn.
PoliticsRe: Rochas Asks Supporters To Boycott Today's Supplementary Elections In Imo by HamidO1(m): 10:52am On May 06, 2011
I smell mischief here. @op what a cheap way to bring your position down, I doubt if anyone will fall for this though.
Jokes EtcRe: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by HamidO1(m): 10:44pm On May 05, 2011
Which kind life,  After all the public holidays, they want make person do two weeks job in two days. Chei!! Hi guyz, how una dey?? make person come cheer me up abeg.
I.d which kind treatment you fit give person wey him brain no rest since morning?
Jokes EtcRe: God Of Soccer by HamidO1(m): 5:01pm On May 05, 2011
Good one, You too dey make sense guy.
Jokes EtcRe: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by HamidO1(m): 7:38pm On May 01, 2011
^^ Offers her his handkerchief. *sorry ma'am don't know if you'll use this cos it has a nice Arsenal logo on it* Hahaha, Omo fergie bawo ni??
PoliticsRe: New Power Sharing Arrangement: Pdp’s Zoning Knocks Off South-west Zone by HamidO1(m): 8:48am On May 01, 2011
^^ Bros, that your signature is no longer possible. I'm glad I voted the guy though. Why not try mine or modify mine to your taste. cheesy
PoliticsRe: Bola Tinubu Is A Religious Bigot by HamidO1(m): 7:46am On May 01, 2011
@op do you think at all?? Of what use is religion if you have a performer?? Why didn't the same Tinubu ask people not to vote GEJ because he is a Christian?? What if I tell you governor Fashola's wife is a Christian. Think before you type; you irritating m¤r¤n.
PoliticsRe: New Power Sharing Arrangement: Pdp’s Zoning Knocks Off South-west Zone by HamidO1(m): 7:38am On May 01, 2011
Who cares?? dem go fear opposition this time. If you talk anyhow, the likes of Ngige will fix you. Of what importance was the speaker of house of Rep (Bankole) to his people. Mtscheeew.
PoliticsRe: Penkelemesi: Bode George Blasts Obj Over Pdp’s Poor Showing In S/w by HamidO1(m): 7:22am On May 01, 2011
gokuu:
If PDP wants to bounce back in the SW, it has to dismantle the ACN machinery in lagos. The PDP can accomplish this by playing the 'ethnic card', maybe fielding a 'charismatic' & 'sellable' igbo man as governor and an 'hausa man' as deputy governor & covertly sponsor some one like jimi agbaje on the platform of labour party to break bloc 'yoruba' votes, with this it should be assured of over 1/3 of state assembly seats, making it able to ground any ACN govt, so as to discourage the electorate, with that, it can stage its comeback!
What machinery are you talking about?? We all know the party that banks on the use of machinery (rigging, voter inducement and intimidation) to win elections. Fashola didn't stop opposition parties from campaigning and selling their programs to the people, did he?? You can't say the same about PDP controlled states like Bayelsa, Akwa Ibom and Delta where the incumbent governors did very obvious things to stop the opposition. They even go as far as planting people in opposition parties to disrupt such parties. Progressive minded people don't think this way. Must you bring an enemy down to succeed?? Hell no!!
PoliticsRe: Penkelemesi: Bode George Blasts Obj Over Pdp’s Poor Showing In S/w by HamidO1(m): 7:01am On May 01, 2011
Beaf:
^
I don't think the ACN performance mantra really holds outside the SW, or beyond Fashola and Oshiomole to a degree. In other regions, ACN has tended to put forward political journeymen (aside from Ngige in the SE). I don't see it really growing outside the SW, the ingredents aren't there, at least not for the next 8 years.
I think good governance is contagious because it's very difficult for a group of people to see their next door neighbors developing and enjoying the dividends of democracy without wanting same. A typical example is Lagos and Oyo state, while one governor is been praised for his good works in several quarters, the other is busy fighting his own people. What I'm saying basically is that an excellent performance by the incoming Action congress governors in their various states will definately open doors for opposition and the PDP might lose its grip before 2019 as you said above. Don't forget that some states will have their governorship elections taking place next year. I expect the competition to fly PDP's flag in subsequent elections will reduce since it's now glaring you don't need to rig to get there.
Jokes EtcRe: Sharp Guy by HamidO1(m): 8:26pm On Apr 30, 2011
Sharp old man,  @op you too much gringrin
Jokes EtcRe: Yes Or No {Season II} by HamidO1(m): 5:50pm On Apr 30, 2011
Yes, it becomes more difficult at the senior level though.

Are you getting tired of the public holidays??
Jokes EtcRe: The Jooor Thread (Male Bash Females, Females Bash Males) by HamidO1(m): 5:39pm On Apr 30, 2011
jooor o, una too much abeg

Which of una wan win billions for who want to be a millionaire, Jor o

Abi you want use Dame patience do MC for Royal wedding, Jor oo,

Shey you fit use Tura do baby soap,

Abi you fit drive speed boat inside jacuzzi,

Mehn the thing no easy, Una dey try jor.
PoliticsRe: Patrick Yakowa Has Won In Kaduna State! by HamidO1(m): 2:55pm On Apr 30, 2011
The guy is definately sitting on a very volatile state. I just have this feeling that the slightest provocation right now will trigger a very serious conflict in the state. I pray the guy looks for a way to reconcile everyone for peace to rein in the state. BTW don't expect anything special from a PDP governor who has corrupt men like Namadi Sambo and Makarfi surrounding him.
Jokes EtcRe: Poor Fred! And Friends by HamidO1(m): 12:26pm On Apr 30, 2011
Nice 1 yinks, Me love tha store that sells everything.

This is a weekend starter:

Arrested for laughing!!
This is from an actual trial in the UK.
A young Woman who was several months pregnant was sitting in a bus. When she noticed a young man smiling at her she began feeling humiliated on account of her condition.
She changed her seat & he seemed more amused.
She moved again and then on seeing him laughing more, she filed a court case on him.
In the court the Man's defence was: "When the lady boarded the bus I couldn't help noticing she was pregnant. She sat under an advertisement, which read 'Coming Soon - The unknown boon'
I was even more amused when she then sat under a shaving advertisement, which read: 'William's stick did the trick'
Then I could not control myself any longer when on the third move she sat under an advertisement, which read: 'Dunlop Rubber would have prevented this accident,
The case was dismissed when the judge fell off his chair laughing
Jokes EtcRe: Lazy Student by HamidO1(m): 9:59pm On Apr 29, 2011
^^ guy you can like to commot for road.

@op very nice,
Jokes EtcRe: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by HamidO1(m): 6:45pm On Apr 29, 2011
^^ 18 years non stop treble abi. You too much jor, Yinka o de ba Gem soro, Kilode to fe ma form fun padi me now.

Another long weekend in the making, Hoping for a full house, oh sorry full spa else na boredom be that o.
Jokes EtcRe: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by HamidO1(m): 6:28pm On Apr 29, 2011
yinkalink:
thought as much. shoulda known u were a goner. pele oh! iru e le ma ma ri oh. wink
Agghhh!! I reject am. Mind your sef o. Shey six years never do una?? Enemies!!
Iru n tio shé wa ni eyin na ma ma ri ni agbara Baba loke, Did I hear you say Amen?
Jokes EtcRe: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by HamidO1(m): 6:20pm On Apr 29, 2011
@ Yinka which club you dey play on Sunday??
You don know my club be dat,

Abeg no remind me say we noh win any trophy for the past six seasons. It's our way of life and remember no condition is permanent. Lol

@Ney werin dey

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