Tipsy ke? Replying you in your exact words

If you never join protest go join o, headquarters na ojota. It's for a worthy cause though.

^^ You too, evening peeps

Idowuogbo:


I hia am ooo,dey enter me wen I decide to spray you ostrich excreta u go no wassup.

I.d!! How many times I don tell you say nofin do you?? Abi you no wan be role model for upcoming generation ni, okay since you no want make

them too get bling bling all over their , I don shut up.

DONkollione:

@ jackpot

iv beta pple to beef. Sorry old man , Celeb on nl hw jobless and senseless an old fool can be, Mtcheeeew[color=#000099][/color].

oouch!! Mehn this una fight go don tey o, when the thing start??

Yeah I know, none of the resolution in the past has ever been taken serious huh

You go work today so?? Abi you don join strike from Jand??

I'm good ma'am.

Same to you.

Your new year resolutions aren't similar to I.d's, are they Sha don't tell her I said this o.

Wow!!! My swthrt It has teyed gan o, shey na me leave you abi na you leave moi or better still we leave each other

Missed ya ma'am, oya start gisting moi from a-z. Hope you're good,

Idowuogbo:


@hamid
Kai y u on my case na,my new year resolution better pass odas nau,abeg liv my matayas o hen hen.

On your case ke?? Carry on sis, nofin do you

BTW where everybody go abi una don start fuel subsidy protest for night?

jackpot:

why on earth do a lady call another prick-less lady "dearie"?
I thought that word's meant for opposite sexes?

BTW, what do you romantic ladies use to catapult yourselves to orgasmm? Candles or Electronic Pricks?

Happy new year bros, you for try use positive colors for your posts this year o. That your color no join at all. Na 2012 we dey remember!!

ARareGem:

I wasn't sad because of that na. We don see this year so? Happy new year o!

Same to you ma'am. No copy I.d o cos na be everybody fit afford to put bling bling all over their . Na I.d talk am, no be me.

I hear you, I sha don tell you say na OYO you dey now!!!. I hope say Baba Ibeji no go vex sha

^^ Werin come be your own now?? Person drop decision to put bling bling where it matters, you want take over?? I.d carry on jor, na OYO you dey sha.

^^ Hey ma'am I'm good o. Laying my hands on so many things this days all in the bid to take care of you

How are you?? It has teyed gan, I'm pretty sure I need to make up for lost time huh?

No worry, I go carry you go iya basira side to chop anything you want. She dey sell everything, both local and continental dishes!!

I sha know I'll catch you online one of this days

Happy new year guyz,

^^ I like it when people do their job well, you've taken security guard job to the next level. Keep it up man!! You even know when your madam dey go piss, nofin do you

Backyard ke?? So I.d don dey do backyard runs for her zone abi? Nofin do una sha

Shurr!!!! Where everybody dey now

^^ Compliments ma'am, You don chao xmas stuffs finish ba?

Idowuogbo:

^looool come hia yeye buoy , if i catch you

Catch me ke?? Leave my trouser jor, I'm engaged!!

^^ That one pass my power!!! Even on boxing day, you no dey get break??

^^ Aggghhhh, you sure say no be him wife dey vex you? shey you dey among her fellow widow ni?? Leave Jona abeg, na lost course him be. Shey xmas dey sweet sha?

^^ Merry Xmas Id, shey you get any special treat for moi? At least for Xmas now!!

^^ See them, Them like awuf pass anything

Hope y'all are good

Id my weekend fine o, you can't help but think there's work tomorrow sha. Take am easy with Ajibel now, shey you no hear say person just snatch his

gf?

Ajibel:


@Hamid,sorry oga mi. I go mind my own,my gf dump me dats y i dey search. . .

Omo, "my gf dumped me" and "I dumped my gf na two different things o". So which one do you bros??

Idowuogbo:


Hamiddd bros mi wey u waka go na I miss u small sha,omo forget d aboki bit at least I talk say u dey gbayi nau.Its all about Badosky lounging omo sit down make I go bring sometin wey sempe your mood.Babaaaa ni yennn

Nice one o, shey weekend dun sha?

^^ Omo look front jor, na my padi Neyshed wifey you dey look so o.

Feels good to be in here, I'm pretty sure this section will pick up once more.

Id shey na me be aboki??

El man!! I dey o, just limited my visit to this bar; instead of easing tension when I get here, it creates more tension. Abeg make una just dey prepare

better offtopic thread wey go make sense jor. I almost lost my wifey to this rope we are calling a thread, she's still mine though

How have you been?? El Classico on your mind I guess

Anyone but Jacky please!!!, the joke section lost it's steam thanks to his jokelessness

All I'm trying to say incase you don't know what jokelessness means is that Jackpot nor get talent

Page 98!!! I still get more time to chill be dat.

Soldier go, soldier come; barrack go still remain the same. Jackie's thread will never be forgotten, everlasting thread

Abeg anyone that sees my swthrt should please tell her we'll renew our vows in the next thread jor, this one almost ended our union. The devil is a

lair sha.

We now know who the most boring people in the world are, Did I hear you say JACKPOT and Co.? Yes, you're right.

Na only left I see o, I no see the remaining thing wey you type. How you dey now? Next time person talk like that to Efe, You fit use your weapon (mouth) finish the person jor.