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Phones / Re: 5 Things You Shouldn't Share On Facebook by Handsomeemmy(m): 6:51am On Sep 21, 2016
Contentious Post, but some of the points raise are very important, I don share my phone Number/Email and House address on most social media.

Relationship status and work status are a bit contentious individual difference come into play.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2017 Australia Government MSc Scholarship For Nigerians- 2.2 Can Apply by Handsomeemmy(m): 10:57am On Sep 04, 2016
Would check this out.
Education / Re: Why Does It Take Extremely Long Time To Obtain University Transcript In Nigeria by Handsomeemmy(m): 10:34pm On Sep 03, 2016
osonsjay:

please can I get your digits
I want to process a result certificate
so we can talk more
I am sorry, if it is about Certificate, I'm not sure I can help, I am not anywhere close to IMSU right now, and I haven't mine certificate too, still using my statement of Result, would try and find time to get my certificate next, I heard they don't mail it out or give it to someone that's not the owner, not sure though.
Education / Re: Why Does It Take Extremely Long Time To Obtain University Transcript In Nigeria by Handsomeemmy(m): 7:00pm On Sep 03, 2016
osonsjay:

bros please I need some information from you on that imsu level

Alright!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Re: Administration Officer by Handsomeemmy(m): 3:17pm On Aug 24, 2016
This is nice, I meet all the criteria listed, but since I am working, I would allow others take this opportunity, great to see that Tehn now employ labour, God bless your hustles.

I won't forget the confidence repose on me few year ago when they asked me to take help them in reaching out to motherless baby home in Kano.
Politics / Re: Yakubu Gowon Visits Buhari Today by Handsomeemmy(m): 4:03pm On Aug 23, 2016
There seems to be a problem somewhere, I don't visit by these past leaders is coincidence, Something is brewing, there is something we the citizens are not aware of, I believe they visit him to tell him about the increased sufferings of Nigerians and the killings that's going on unabated.

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Health / Re: Help!!! My Husband Is A One Minute Man, I Am Frustrated! by Handsomeemmy(m): 6:57am On Aug 18, 2016
kolomax:
When a wife complains of her husband's sexual weakness, I ask her, what have you done to increase his sexual prowess? ?

The kind of food you feed your husband could make him perform soo poorly.

Sex is not an individual responsibility since both of you engage in it and enjoy it. Sex must be enjoyed equally.



If this is the case, wives you have a big role to play not by only inviting him to bed but helping him last longer in bed and doing the work excellently .

Let me remind you of Ginger and dried dates.

Ginger is a powerful natural aphrodisiac, increases sexual prowess, increase libido and makes one stay longer in bed.

Dear wives, when your lovely husband return from work in the evening and after serving his meal, just give him Ginger Juice.

Place ginger into a blender, cover with 1 and half cup of water and blend until ginger is thick and pasty. Strain and squeeze juice from ginger, place it on fire and allow it to heat a little bit then give it to oga to drink. he will climb mountain Everest with ease.

I have a friend who told me after making love to his wife just one round he fell off. Then his wife went to the kitchen, grinned ginger and inserted it into her vagina , that very moment his boneless leg became very hard and he climbed Kalahari mountain twice.

As for dates, make sure you both eat if before taking little of your 3 daily meals, it gives alot
(C&P)
This is wh they called comprehensive report.
Education / Re: Secondary Students Fight With Cutlass In Ibadan (Photos) by Handsomeemmy(m): 6:58pm On Aug 12, 2016
Made me to remember the few years I spent at C and S college ilorin, one of those days, boy from government day secondary(Awon Omo exchange) attacked our school, most of the staffs ran away some of the borders were wounded

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Celebrities / Re: Joe: How Resembling Tuface Idibia Made Me Cry Bitterly by Handsomeemmy(m): 6:23pm On Aug 09, 2016
He is right, we were in the choir together, Sunday school choir to main Church, St.paul's military Church bukavu Barracks Kano state, school mate as well.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Handsomeemmy(m): 11:15am On Jul 29, 2016
mikkyj9:

Not short-listed; sorry!
Please help me check Harisson John Uket, CrossRiver state and Nelson Onazi Benue State all Dssc. Thank
Health / Re: World Hepatitis Day 2016: How His Parents Caused His Death by Handsomeemmy(m): 12:53pm On Jul 28, 2016
Deadly disease, Only few knows about it existence, only few have tested for it Do an Hepatitis test today and encourage others to do same, that constant headache, fever, stomach ache Could be as a result of Hepatitis B, go for testing, it is not m than 4000 naira. The earlier treatment is started, th better.... so I heard.

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Politics / Re: Something Strange Is Happening In The Southwest - Azuka Onwuka by Handsomeemmy(m): 2:23pm On Jul 19, 2016
Firefire:



E wo, ki Oluwa gba wa lowo awon asiwaju jegudu jera ile Kaaro O'jire.

Amin ooo Ki Oluwa Kowa yo Ki Eledumare gba lowo won.

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Politics / Re: Something Strange Is Happening In The Southwest - Azuka Onwuka by Handsomeemmy(m): 2:21pm On Jul 19, 2016
Akinaukwa:

You fail to add that recently riverine communities in Ikorodu LGA of Lagos State and some parts of Ogun State have been under siege by Niger Delta militants who have been on killing, kidnapping and destruction spree unchallenged. Rather than fight back at least with Ijebu charms, my people are packing their loads and relocating. What is the essence of having OPC, what are they doing, what usefulness are they serving to the South West especially at a time like these, rather they are looking for contract to guard oil and gas pipelines. Am ashamed oh! Let the truth be said.

I forgot it my brother, pardon me jare,
Politics / Re: Something Strange Is Happening In The Southwest - Azuka Onwuka by Handsomeemmy(m): 11:41am On Jul 19, 2016
Moneytize:
Shut the bleep up, Igbo claiming Yorubas.

I will give you the dignity of a response, read mot of my previous post, I am Yoruba
Politics / Re: Something Strange Is Happening In The Southwest - Azuka Onwuka by Handsomeemmy(m): 10:52am On Jul 19, 2016
[quote author=Firefire post=47689463

Yoruba... a proud Yoruba

grin cheesy cheesy grin[/quote]

If you read through my previous post on Nairaland you will know for sure that I am not calming to be who I am not
Politics / Re: Something Strange Is Happening In The Southwest - Azuka Onwuka by Handsomeemmy(m): 10:07am On Jul 19, 2016
Azuka Couldn't have said it better, he hit the nail on the head, our silence in South west on issues that need our voices is unbecoming, in South West of yesteryears, we usually differentiate politics from the progress and development of the region but today it has become all about politics, people like Bola Ahmed Tinubu who I "respect" have gained unnecessarily relevance against the development that should be in The south west, I hate this silence that has become the Norms in my region.
People are suffering, the government is not doing enough, nepotism and Favouritism has been the order of the day for this regime yet my people chose to protest against what's happening between Remi Tinubu and Dino Melaye.

I thought every lives matters in Nigeria, especially in the south west, what do we chose to be use by the Core north to do their biddings and rape our women, destroy our farmland and killed the elderly and Children? And yet we are quiet, I know silence is golden but not this type of silence that lead to death and erode evrything humanity stands for.

We in the south west viz a viz Nigeria need to have a rethink and chart another course while it is still day.

I believe in the continuous existence of One Nigeria but it must be restructured to better aid development and not one core section dictating for others how life should be lived.

Before you labelled me IPOD, I am a full Yoruba Man, and I am not ready to be like Esau.

Best wishes.

I write from Nigeria

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Career / Re: What Were Your Childhood Dreams And Have You Lived Up To Them? by Handsomeemmy(m): 1:07am On Jul 18, 2016
Unluvable:


You won't believe when I say I totally understand and I am indirectly laughing at myself.....

I'm still figuring out the moniker smiley

Where have you been? Missed you.

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Crime / Re: Julius Gospel Inalegwu Kidnapped In Kano by Handsomeemmy(m): 6:27pm On Jun 23, 2016
He was my classmate, Neighbour and Childhood friend, we lived and schooled in the Army Barracks together before, my prayer is that God will bring him back safely, may God help us to get things right in this country.

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Politics / Re: Ojuawo Appear In Court In Military Uniform by Handsomeemmy(m): 3:03pm On Jun 23, 2016
Firstly, He is not in anyway insulting or abusing the military uniform or institution, he is only alleged to have committed a crimes which he has not been convicted of so he is very much innocent until proven guilty.

Secondly, today is another day at work, whether in efcc custody or airfoce headquarters, he his not yet a retired military officer, he is still in service of the Nigerian Armed Forces and the Nigerian airforce, so he is within he right to wear the uniform without any query, NOT EVEN THE PRESIDENT CAN QUERY HIM on that.

Thirdly, according to military tradition, as an officer, even after retirement, he is entitled to that uniform you see on him( it is called ceremonial or Number 1 dress) , that's what he is expect to dress with to military weddings, dubars or other social when invited. It is just that in this part of the world, most retired military men hardly wear their uniform to military weddings when invited .

Lastly, this air vice marshal is equivalent to Major General in the Nigerian Army, that means he is a two start general, the best the military can do is to retire him, he can not be dismissed, but after retirement, he maybe charge to court and imprison.

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Politics / Re: Military Officers Planning To Overthrow Buhari - JNDLF (By DailyPost NG) by Handsomeemmy(m): 5:28pm On Jun 22, 2016
Lies... only one serving Army officer is above Major General that's Buratail, aside the Chief of Defense staff that's a full Four star general and he is the overse of Army Navy and Airforce. , The other general above major general in the Miltary are Chief of Naval Staff and Chief of Air staff.

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Fashion / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Semi-final by Handsomeemmy(m): 3:02pm On Jun 22, 2016
I vote
lanicky

Ivyy

Cc NLjega

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Religion / Re: Kano Religious Police Hisbah Arrest, Punish Muslims Refusing To Fast by Handsomeemmy(m): 2:38pm On Jun 22, 2016
That has always been their way, why force someone to do what they are not willing to do?
Religion observance is not compulsory in our constitution. If I am a Muslim and they arrest, I will sue them not in sharia court sha.

Lastly, what blessing is there for something you are forced to do?

Cc lalastilala
Fashion / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Elimination Round 2 by Handsomeemmy(m): 11:03am On Jun 21, 2016
I vote for
Lanicky

Ivyy


Cc Nljega

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Fashion / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Elimination Round 2 by Handsomeemmy(m): 10:57am On Jun 21, 2016
naughtynaughty:
lol sultan have u made up to 300comnts wit dis ur moniker? grin it's invalid ; D
where naughtynaughty
Health / Re: The Death Camps Called Government Hospitals In Nigeria! How Ekene Lost His Dad by Handsomeemmy(m): 6:28pm On Jun 14, 2016
That was how I lost my Dad too, I am yet to cry over His death, I can relate perfectly well with this story, I have not forgiven those nurses and Doctors, God will judge them all

The attitude of most health workers in Nigeria have killed most people than the sickness they are suffering from.

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Religion / Re: Supo Ayokunle Emerges As New CAN President by Handsomeemmy(m): 5:21pm On Jun 14, 2016
My prayer is that God will grant him the wisdom and needed anointing to lead Christian Association of Nigeria to new and greater height so that it will be the envy of us, I hope and pray that the new CAN leadership will invest more in evangelism, de-monitize the gospel of our Lord and Saviour Jesus and Pressure the government and the political class on the need for true federalism, the issue of forced conversion and destroying of place of worship especially in the core northern states should not also be handle with levity and draconian laws show be spoken against, lastly they should work hard in uniting the body of Jesus Christ.

Jesus loves you all.


Lalasticlala over to you.

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Religion / Supo Ayokunle Emerges As New CAN President by Handsomeemmy(m): 4:47pm On Jun 14, 2016
BREAKING: New CAN President Emerges

In the election to the post of CAN President, Rev. Supo Ayokunle defeated Elder Joseph Otubu in the just concluded Christian Association of Nigeria (CAN) election as announced by the out-going president, Pastor Ayo Oritsejafor.

The election was concluded and the result announced just around 2:30pm in the Christian Ecumenical Centre, Abuja where the President of the Nigerian Baptist Convention (NBC), Rev. Supo Ayokunle lead the Motailatu Church Cherubim and Seraphim Movement (MCCSW), Elder Joseph Otubu by 54 votes to 28 Votes .

http://www.nta.ng/news/politics/20160614-breaking-new-can-president-emerges/.

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Politics / Re: Fayose, A Political Prophet Or What? (pic) by Handsomeemmy(m): 6:27pm On May 17, 2016
wilcox:
Mere assumption that is playing out
You can say that but some of the things he predicted are here with us now.
Politics / Re: Fayose, A Political Prophet Or What? (pic) by Handsomeemmy(m): 9:17am On May 17, 2016
Ratebuster:
impressive . very unfortunate that the so called doom predicted is now playing out
Very very unfortunate.

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Politics / Fayose, A Political Prophet Or What? (pic) by Handsomeemmy(m): 7:52am On May 17, 2016
Was he right? What do you have to say about his prophecy as pertaining this government so far?

What are you


https://mobile.twitter.com/i/status/730667966098997248?

Career / Re: Some Moment You Can Relate To In Arms Force Training by Handsomeemmy(m): 6:54am On May 10, 2016
Mod please edit it Armed Force not arms force.

I can relate to this though, not uniformed military but military at heart, that's if you understand.
cheesy cheesycheesy

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