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Lezzlie:
You're a virgin

I have had my fill of them.

I shouldn't be discussing sexual stuffs with you.

Lolz, close your mouth a fly is coming.


I am a nurse so I can discuss sex like it's the weather. But yeah, don't kwarrupt my innocent mind.

Hmmm, what can I say? God help us. But it's just too bad why did they expose them like that, did they die wtout cloths or there is nothing to at least cover their nudity, oga o.

emusmith:
On your dp

Lolz, what about them?

Lezzlie:
I was hoping to wife you, being a Muslim.

I have this hunch you will prove my stereotyping of Nigerian girls wrong

Except of course you're a virgin.

There are lots of lovely muslim ladies out there who might be interested, you can always chose from, if you really want to.

Ever heard the saying 'don't underestimate virgins'? . Probably not.

emusmith:
Those kids?

Lolz, what kids?

Eh! God help and protect us. Why are there so many animals around these days. Until death penalty is introduced for these rapists, animals will continue roaming free.

Seriously, why would anyone be tired of being single? Relationships are full of too much drama.

Lezzlie:
No be you dey compare sex to cookies?

You gave your thought of sex away right there.

And you come off as a virgin.

Are you?

If you are , the thought of sex should either bring you fright or joy, eh, maybe a little curiosity too.


Talking of Nigerian women, the vast majority prefer money and fastfood.

I still haven't met a Nigerian girl who sucked my diick without her teeth grating the shaft of my diick!!!

Babe, that's why i can hold myself from _ejaculating for 50 minutes while a Nigerian girl tongues my diick.

I gave my thought of sex with you. Hmmmm, curiosity, joy, fright, try indifference.


Lolz, You should do an ultimate search for such girl and wife her, u know?

Lezzlie:
What NONSENSE!!!

You prefer cookies to sex ? Typical Nigerian girl!!!

That's why I said Nigerian girls dont know how to please a man in bed in no. 4


If I pull down all of nairaland just to bring you to my bed, you will only open your legs out of a sense of loyalty!

You won't let me go so deep enough to ring your bell.

You will narrow the width of your thighs to hinder my hips from pushing my diiick all the way deep inside of you---- where heaven meets earth.


You'll be thinking of damm cookies!!!

That's why number 4 says you always grow out of shape so soon.

Lolz, is it paining you on my behalf? I won't even open my legs if I don't want to, not even for loyalty, whatever that means, to someone I'm not married to. And neither do I expect anything from him. Lolz, about not knowing how to please men, ur experience, pele. That's a first, so a typical Nigerian girl doesn't like sex? More like atypical, and we are all different anyway. If a girl is thinking of cookies while having sex then the guy is not doing his job.

Not going out of shape anytime soon so I might as well treat myself to treats once in a while, don't you think?

Lezzlie:
You find sweet talk weird and funny
Sweet talk is a prelude to fück !

Hope you don't see fücking as weird too
** modified in respect to your update***

Your real face has an enchanting mystery of compellation!
Fücking you should be one of the defining moment of my life

Yes, is that weird?
I will rather stuff my face with cookies [quote author=Lezzlie post=43795843]

Lezzlie:
I didn't set out to make you laugh, hun.

But if you're going to keep laughing all day, then I won't be inviting you to my bed

Eeyah, sorry. I just find alot of things weird and funny, sweet talks being one of them. About your bed, does my real face seem interested

Dheartless:
ok pigeon I will extend your regards .

I bought a couple but now they are scattered all over, I am trying to clear them out my roof top , but I promise before I do that, I will definately let them know.

good day pigeon .

thanks for your pigeonated time .

You are highly welcome, relative to pigeons . U should do a better job of keeping them in check. Your register is marked so have a lovely day.

Dheartless:
which register??
you be primary school teacher??
sorry I don't roll with such class , my bad , I will move on now .
bye pigeon ;.D

Registers.ain't only used in Schools, u know? And my regards to ur pigeons at home

Dheartless:
which register??
you be primary school teacher??
sorry I don't roll with such class , my bad , I will move on now .
bye pigeon ;.D

Registers ain't only used in Schools, u know? And my regards to ur pigeons at home

Dheartless:
which register??
you be primary school teacher??
sorry I don't roll with such class , my bad , I will move on now .
bye pigeon ;.D

Dheartless:
hey pigeon just as FTBOY said . you need to gerrarahia!! this thread doesn't need emotions.

Ok, mark the register and face front.

Lezzlie:
I love your smile, but don't lol too much here so you can close your lips shut against mine when we meet outside

You stand the chance of being my first Muslim true love both here and otherworldly!!!

Have you deflowered a man ever ?

Lezz is offering you that here for gratis !!!

I can study you as you do your Quran

Lolz, now this is hilarious. Nice try btw.

Eeyah. My God grant him quick recovery.

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All because of the Loot some people are going to pack which they won't even get a share of.

Barbaric animals

Lolz, serves you right. OP

Lezzlie:
Nice try, darl!!
But you and I know you aren't married!
Don't ask me how I know.
Don't push too hard, Allah has a way of unknotting puzzles.

Lolz.

It is not what you think and dem dey ontop woman

Lezzlie:
Ah, I remember you, Muslim and intelligent too.

I have always had this recurring clairvoyance I will marry a Muslim woman with brains. I just can't contain the excitement of making love to one with all her inbred religious taboos and restraints.

Undo your hijab and let me mend your heart.

But I'm semi-married, if it sails through, hope you wouldn't mind joining my harem. I'll set up a nice cozy, little, corner for you and our two boys and a girl


Do not bother changing your religion, I don't require much from my ladies; just keep the bed ready and your thighs warm.

Let my husband catch you.

Lezzlie:
bwahahaha!!!

Read your post, darl. Your issue with me is that my rebuke was more scathing than hers!

You didn't attack her personally as you did me.

All is fair in love and war, sugar.

Oh, when I wrote that post, I wasn't seeking an outright rationality; I came for blood, to paint the whole streets of nairaland red with the blood Janus-faced biitches who don't have respect and love of our mothers!!!


Check my posts ( in main handle) no male in NL have seduced NL women with more raw endearment as I did.


But the male in me will always hand-spank the stupidity of any female who runs out of line!!!


And what's your main handle? This is clearly an alternate.

I didn't attack her personally cos someone close to me already said my mind which I thank her for. The post is silly and more than enough men were bashing all women folk already as it is. There are many female bashing threads created daily where lots of men come to call women bit.ches and all sorts of names and you'll always see more than enough men hailing them, the ones that talk well about women are reffered to ass lickers or sissies. No one ever complains about them.

My issue.with you is bringing the entire black female populace into it, face your opponent and learn to use 'some' or 'most' as needed not putting everyone in the same box. Great you got your blood.


Yh, this is an alternate. We have met before. I'm HaneefahRN.

FTBOY:
you're a pathological liar and you ought to bury your head in shame! you probably were dead until the emergence of this thread because most of the comments you've made on nairaland are on this particular thread. you seem bitter and frustrated.....even your "diplomacy" is not doing enough to cover your anguish. so stfu and gerrarahia mehn!!

Please, take your gibberish elsewhere.

BUTCHCASSIDY:
Truth is when women put up threads bashing men, the men dont take it seriously. You women however take stuff about you too seriously

If they don't take it serious, why the need to bash every Nigerian woman and sometimes almost the entire black woman race or create counter threads? A lot of people can't take what they dish out to others. A guy can decide to call all women bit.ches, hoes and you'll see people like him hailing him, let any lady try and do anything close and u'll see them swarming to attack not only her but the entire black female identity. There are so many female bashing threads and you will see them so happy and excited to call women names, anyone who stands up for others is termed being emotional.

daretodiffer:
Seun, what about the parts where some men support rape . Using the moniker, Kazna6.9,as a case study, the quoted are the things he wrote. The moderator banned me when I gave me a well deserved reply to the red highlighted post but guess what? This moniker walked free






2) Words like bitch, sluts, LovePeddler etc etc should attract an outright ban, hiding them does not change anything. It is unfair if I am called a bitch for stating my opinion because I am a woman. If it reads bitch even though it is written differently, the moniker must be banned!

3) Also, it would be better if topics that generalise Nigerian ladies, starts with 'Some'. The same should be applied to negative threads about Nigerian men.

4) Threads that clearly belittle and degrade Nigerian men and women should also attract ban. Green66 and searching4love are the main culprits here. It is nauseating to see the son/daughter of a Nigerian dissing his/her own people. if the op were of different colour, none of us would hesitate to call him/her out. Besides, I don't see how it differs from other forms of hate and discrimination like Racism or Tribalism. If I open a thread to degrade Nigerian men, I should be banned so should every other moniker on Nairaland. I will like you to note that there is a difference between negative threads and threads that are created to bash and degrade others. Most if not all of us will not get angry at Tosyne's threads but we will if we came across Green66 or searching4love.


5)This forum aims to forward the interests of the Nigerian society and that should include dissuading people from tarnishing its citizens who form the bedrock of the society. Those citizens are Nigerian women and Nigerian men.


You are welcome!!!

God bless. I just love you. Nice and much needed contributions.

Lezzlie:
I'm a kind man, beleive me!

I didn't go all the way whooping your asses for that silly thread you folks wrote up there. I had to restrain myself to preserve whatever is left of your humanity!


As intelligent as you are, you still just can't weed off emotions from logic ----true to your gender!!!

Did you ever sat down to wonder why my counter thread didn't take the exact title of the original thread ?



The original thread was entitled " 10 Reasons Not to date A Nigerian Guy Of Today "



That was an outright war on Nigerian males!!!

I decided not to take that title as counters often do for 2 reasons :


1) The lexical composition is dumb and kiddish!

2) I decided to spare you by not seeking to tell my niggers not to date/marry you guys as the dumb, slow-witted, bimbo did!!!

If you didn't see any benevolence in that then I'll have ask you to dry your tears or put a lid on your rage!


When your fabulous dummy, wrote nonsense about men, didn't you see the need to advise her on a sure path to damnation?

Show me your post on that thread, if you offered solace of any sort, I will open a conciliatory thread.


But if you didn't, trouble me no more!

You were taking it too far, I don't care if you insult her all day, the thread was stupid. Outright war by just one female and few cohorts and you had to bring in almost the entire black women race. I don't know how to copy posts from other threads but I can remember my statements. I said so are we to marry the Nigerian men of tommorow? And went on to talk about men that are quick to call all women bitche.s, hoes, gold diggers, etc not finding it funny. I later expatiated on the generalization we can't deny some men are guilty of what she said, some women are also guilty of what you wrote, but what gets on my nerves is generalizing , placing everyone in the same box cos of some experiences with some. I made similar comments on this thread about both threads being lame, immature and unneccessary. Many ladies also countered her. I don't care who any decides or prefers to marry just stop soiling ever people's image with stereotypes. Yes, I was emotional and no, I see no logic here.

adconline:
Keep deceiving yourself .. Most of these women you are talking about are in the minority .. Go to a Naija university and carry out a simple opinion poll, ask girls what are their plans after school, marriage is always in the is top three.. To be married to a guy who's going to put roof over their head. Most of them are more likely to be OK studying philosophy, sociology, etc, and hoping for a husband-not saying that these courses are bad, but how are u going to find a job in Naija in order to raise a family.
We are building a society where we don't challenge most of our young women to study STEM, because we know thare might be a "rich"husband out there.. Even most successful unmarried ones are berated.. why is it OK to ask a young man how he's going feed his family if he studies "philosophy" but it's OK for our young women to flock in that department?

Once again blame your Society. In a marriage who is expected to be the head of the family? Who is expected traditionally to be the breadwinner in the home? Of course there would be more concern about how the man will be able to earn than a woman. Even at that we see graduate women doing other jobs apart from their field to make money, be independent. But many people will still generalize when calling all women gold diggers cos of some hungry ones.

I don't know what Community you live in but most of the married women surrounding me, provide financially for their families either in conjunction with the man or even alone in cases of irresponsible or probably those going through rough times. Most houses are jointly built unless the man is very rich. And many women have their own houses apart from the matrimonial one. I really don't know what you are going on abt? Probably you wld prefer your wife builds the house you'll both build your family in, preferential differences. How many rich men are out there? And when a woman decides to just be on her own without being dependent whatsoever on any man people will still criticize and also generalize when calling women gold diggers.
And don't compare people from the West, an average high schooler has a part time job somewhere, in Nigeria how many graduates even have jobs talk more a secondary school student? And even there the patriarchal norm is just beginning to wane with women being the breadwinner in marriage or even single mothers.

Lezzlie:
I'm seldom wrong!!!

Tell me I exaggerate or generalise.

Search your soul, you have self hate. What have you gained from trying to make your own race feel worthless? It is people like you with their vile words make some black women suffer low self esteem. Some of them are trying so hard not to hate theur skin, not to hate their colour but they have to face discrimination not just from racist but from even.their own men, people that shld be there for them. They want to fit in so much, they start to take in the medua's portrayal of what beauty standards shld be, you shld be white or at least fair skinned and kinky hair is ugly, they are trying to change themselves to fit in with hateful beings cos they are being conditioned to hate themselves, hate their colour, hate their kinky hair, their wide noses, everything that makes them black is been told to them to be ugly not only by racist but by some of their own black men. Then u start wondering why women bleach, why they try so hard to cover that God given kinky hair with weaves?
I went through a black women forum and was drawn to tears from ordeal of some women in the hands of no other than black men, whites ain't even so bad. You feel the need to tell ur women they are repulsive, no one wants them. The white supremacy rings deep, then you wonder why there is so much self hate going round. So what? Someone made a silly and childish thread which lots of females didn't support, is that enough reason for us to lose our heads and sense of maturity? This only reminds me of when I was in junior Sec class when there was a fight btw the sexes and people started tearing each others notes, destroying each others properties not minding who offended them or not. This is the same thing people who call themselves grown adults are doing, except now it's worse.


You disgust me so much right now. You can insult me, cos it seems you take pride in it.

somcherry:
It's as simple as that. There are a lot of countries that don't speak english,that doesn't mean everybody there is uneducated.

She should have used the widely spoken language their educated people use then , not English. It's hilarious tho.

LMAO