watching porn to ease of some steam & built up pressure

. Quite true

emusmith:
Yea, everything na double double. I hope you get wetin you dey find

That was from way back o. Pesin don get sense now o.

G0ldcircle:

That was from way back o. Pesin don get sense now o.

haha; wetin be the sense wey you discover?

emusmith:
I got you there right?

The teenage girl me.

Lmao. Nothing one wouldn't read on Nairaland.

I must create threads, no matter how it turns out.

"Kissing thier little nephews and nieces in a kinda way" really? Smh

"Carrying other women's babies, here and there"

charmmy:
The teenage girl me.

You a teenager?

Deejavuu:
Lmao. Nothing one wouldn't read on Nairaland.

I must create threads, no matter how it turns out.

"Kissing thier little nephews and nieces in a kinda way" really? Smh

"Carrying other women's babies, here and there"

Hmm, someone is pained

emusmith:


Hmm, someone is pained

Same old stale line. pained indeed!!!

Stop churning out what you don't know. No payment for thread created sweetie

Deejavuu:


Same old stale line. pained indeed!!!

Stop churning out what you don't know. No payment for thread created sweetie

Ok.

Land for sale

emusmith:

Seven things singles do when tired of being called "single"


This happens all the time. When a guy or a girl is tired of staying alone or "testing", they do most or all of the following subconsciously;

1. Expectantly call every unknown number they missed.

Have you been there before? People do it BUT among those that are termed "Single & Searching", it's on the high. Her voice changes He calls back, hoping to hear a girl's voice. If it's a guy (hardware), voicemail lo wa!


2. Attend every church meeting

I've met some who weren't serious with church activities before until they start getting to 27. Hmm, it's well. The guys, theirs is 30-33. They join the units with lots of girls like...


3. Fantasizing or playacting the meeting of their future spouse

You hear them say, " this is how I'm going to tell people we met each other"; maybe in a bus or a keke. Every outing is a call to fantasize: Is this gonna be the day? Eeyah, it is on the way.


4. Carrying other women's babies here and there

Carrying other people's babies become a hobby especially when those babies are "sweet", you know what I mean. Not the "cry-cry" ones o; that's what I mean.


5. Kissing their lil cousins or nephew, in a kinda way

Especially the emotional ones, they make a sport out of lip-kissing lil children in a playful manner. Please, biko, let's not expose these innocent ones to what we know nothing about. Cheeks, forehead, yes! Lips, No! That's a No-Go area. If you must do that, get yourself a mate.


6. Displaying bbm pins on social media

Well, while this is okay, sometimes, it has proven abortive as some folks lack the maturity to handle friendship in such a way that no one gets hurt. Most times, greed and lustful desires end up thwarting what could have been.


7. Frequently attending wedding ceremonies and all kinds of gatherings

Even burial ceremonies o! Lol! He/she can just be anywhere.


Being single is not a 'curse'. I believe, it's a time to really explore one's self and mind towards the future. Don't rush or hurry any relationship into marriage.

Do your best part and leave the rest. You can't force a guy or a girl to love you when there are over 100 people that wants to buy your 100 friends suya just to get your number. Take a chill pill!

The future is bright. Good day!

So which of them is a crime or a reason for ridicule?

emusmith, lovely post. Long time

KashyBaby:
Lol...how come I was not in this categories when I am SINGLE ooohh maybe I was never tired to be single

Abi o. I really enjoyed being single na..

Celibacy rocks.

Funny thing is, I'm single, and I definitely aint tired of being called single. In fact, I love it, and I don't do anyone of the listed. I even have many single friends who are just like me...

Well, hasty generalization and irrelevant conclusion seem to be the most committed fallacy of this age.

one thing I made up my mind for is not to wait till mid or late twenties before I start thinking about settling down...it causes desperation, and one ends up ''managing'' what one sees...

wristbangle:
emusmith, lovely post. Long time

I trust, na dis kind post you dey ever like.

KashyBaby:



Lol... ofcurz I do have time I can sit down and chat for a couple of hours while drinking my magarita

Margarita for naija?

alexistaiwo:
Thinking of marriage in this current political administration and econmic situation coupled with the kind of nigerian ladies of nowadays is like signing your own ticket to hell.
Hit like if you agree

Obviously,nobody agrees to your sh*tty opinion

Am sure you are not yet matured and ready for marriage
A lot of people are still geting married

Seriously, why would anyone be tired of being single? Relationships are full of too much drama.

IamLEGEND1:
we wey don old for singles zone,sotey we don forget how relationships dey be like.

LMAO! So true.

anochuko01:
one thing I made up my mind for is not to wait till mid or late twenties before I start thinking about settling down...it causes desperation, and one ends up ''managing'' what one sees...

That's the right time bro

wristbangle:
emusmith, lovely post. Long time

Thanks bro. Will reach you soon

G0ldcircle:
Their amen is usually the loudest when pastor says 'ur husbands shall locate you'. They join groups with the most eligible bachelors.

ehn now.. no denying, are u not one of em?

HaneefahAde:
Seriously, why would anyone be tired of being single? Relationships are full of too much drama.

Those kids?

HaneefahAde:
Seriously, why would anyone be tired of being single? Relationships are full of too much drama.

the dramas i dont like.

G0ldcircle:
Their amen is usually the loudest when pastor says 'ur husbands shall locate you'. They join groups with the most eligible bachelors.

Condom, you're right dear.

missyadorable:


Obviously,nobody agrees to your sh*tty opinion

Am sure you are not yet matured and ready for marriage
A lot of people are still geting married

jeez i can sense desperation here. judging by ur confrontational stance, am guessing u are way past the marriageable age without anybody foolish enough to marry a wasted loose material.
Dont worry u can always be a fourth wife

@op, none of ur point applies abeg. Kindly change d title to "desperate singles" cos not all singles indulge in these ur points.

Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew

emusmith:
Those kids?

Lolz, what kids?