₦airaland Forum

dipo2much:
The way u insult parents only shows that you were neither loved as a child nor intended for conception in the first place. But then,u should look beyond all of that. There has to be a reason GOD brought you to life. I still believe in you,hannie. Balotelli is suffering from the same mental disorder as you,and even tho u are supposed to have outgrown your own,I refuse to give up on you,brother. your[b] Imbecyl [/b] nature may last the night,but joy comes in the morning. Believe it or not,I will say a prayer for you as I go to sleep

BLOODY E-goat . . .after a comma leave a space - THATS HOW TO WRITE PROPERLY AND LEGIBLY!!!

If I call u an illiterate they will say am bullying u, now its about u preaching to me, bloody Arrow!

I have told u as long as u keep it coming I am going to put u in ur freaking place,am yet to lose out in cyber vituperative battles, if I lose out it surely wont be to an asiwere like ur r.etarded self who doesnt know he's meant to be a passerby here and not even be read from

how can u believe in me when am ur NEMESIS ?

BLOODY ESIN INU IWE FEELING FUNKY!!!

U compare me with Balotelli . .I compare u with my monkey, u are nothing but a freaking nitwit!!!

I have told u ur IQ is too low for u to even yap bunkumery at me, I shyt on u any freaking time.

NOW THIS WARNING, DONT TRY TO REPLY ME NO MORE, ELSE I WILL ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY MAKE UR FURTHER E-LIFE A FREAKING MISERY!!!

abrahamzo:
More Stories: The nigerian on d street live in hell & our rulers have no idea what they go through. My dad is one of the oga @ NLC & also a politician. We live in luxury & enjoy d best d earth has to offer. We eat in exotic eatries & lodge many times in 5star hotels. This life is possible for all nigerians I believe. D last time I travelled from benin to lagos by road, I regreted it. when we get 2 power, We will make dis present FG pay for d many lives lost on that road. People has valuable as we are.

ur dad is an oga at NLC and also a Politician ?

Interesting!

^ Who is UTOMI ?

Utomi is part of the problems we all are suffering today . . .abi no be the same Utomi wey dem Shagari use against Awolowo in the UPN/NPN days ?

abegi!!!

based on the debates I have watched I stand with ELDEE on SHEKARAU . . .

Nigeria will be better off with Shekarau than any of the others, he has shown more understanding of the problems the country is faced with, his political platform however is a fat NO NO!

I am an ACN card-carrying member and I dont want to see RIBADU anywhere near ASO ROCK!

dipo2much:
Unrepentantly despondent. You are a absolutely hopeless dude,hannie. Your insanity  is clearly beyond recall. At this rate, you'll end up been fed to the lions in ibadan zoo . At least, u would have served a purpose. Inutile  hanniemal,

AWON IRAN BABA E NILE LO N BAWI!!!

gutters dont get constructed anymore, they come readymade in the form of nitwits like u . . .

your IQ is abysmally poor but u will never know when to stop revealing the obvious THAT EVEN your PARENTS REGRET NOT HAVING WASTED U . . .I dont expect u to understand but all the people u worship here on NL will tell u am the last person u want to do this with . . .

asiwere, omo alaileko, akotileta, omo pau bi ibon . . .God punish u!

whats the meaning of 'INUTILE' ? Olodo like urself, u should be in the Education section asking for how to get urself registered for JAMB, at least thats what your father gives u money for, use the airtime wisely . . .stop making a mockery of your generation, bloody asswipe 

U keep chatting bunkum up and down like say dem don open gate for u . . .I no blame u na the eruption of your s.emen from your scrotal sac right up thru your brain dey make u talk as if say your parents threw u away on birthing u!!! In actual fact they wanted to, only that their pastor was your saving grace 

your generation thought u would make a good ambassador thereafter, at least given all the prayer and fasting on your wretched soul . . . now all they know is REGRETS!!! o ma se o 

Shame on u . . .BLOODY TUMFULU!!! OMO IYA DEJO 

dipo2much:
My guy, u no get anything to offer jare. Me cho nu. You sef look the nonsense wey you talk above. I dey write jamb,fine. You dey write flapdoodle,bringing nothing near brilliance in any of your posts.
Iswerigawd, when I dey write jamb sef,I smart pass as you be now . Iswerigawd,I no dey play.

Remove insults from your posts,hannie. You can do it,I believe in you. Seriously o

waste of copulation!!!

u cant even write legibly to save your wretched life . . .shame!

@Semiu

nothing do u bro

Political jobbers

@Becomrich

what sayest thou, now?

CodeRED:
@Ferlie, my love, where have you been? The island girl misses you, like how hog misses mud

@topic
Kit is presently hiding out in Ode Omu, in an attempt to elude the EFCC, naughty person

Facebook Tigress

@DK

hope say dem never deport u from the Chicago wey u dey?

@Slimshay

I see something for my dream wey go excite u . . .

ARSENAL WON THE EPL 2010/2011 SEASON!!!

@Jencejyde

how many Brazilians u don see wey make am for EPL?

The league simply doesnt suit them as the EPL is faster-paced than most other leagues. Shawcross and Barton never retire now

dipo2much:
See dis clown! Na u sabi footie abi? pls! Do u remember sayin diaby shoulda bn the supersub/saviour that shoulda bn brought in in that FA cup tie with orient? Yes,hannie you said that. And that singular suggestion showed you don't know shyte footiewise and you just post 'to be heard too' cos thereafter, u agreed that diaby isn't good for arsenal and should be shipped off too. Also, in your shallow knowledge of footie,u still absolve squills of any blame in that almunia-squills howler against the baggies. Did u ever think of what vermealen woulda done if he were in squills shoes that time? Verm woulda snuffed out d threat on sight, squills could've but didn't. So squills indeed should be blamed.
Hanniemal,wahalai u r fawkin armchair supporter. People dey talk,you sef open your stinkin gob dey feel like person wey play football? Lol. You fawkin admitted that you were no good and u were surprised when they picked u to play a competitive game. And even if I never played,must one play the game to know what it entails?did mourinho or sacchi ever play to make their mark ?
And stop being a shameless liar,dawg. Me egg jencyjide on against you? What for? You've being a lousy roach to me before jency came on board.
Talk about attention,hannie u r a fawking disgrace! Are u not the one who shamelessly conceeded that e-popularity is your motivation here? And u couldn't get it honourably cos your posts are neither intelligent nor witty.
You are a roach! Hannie.
To answer your question,I did play footie. I played DMF and was a good goalie too. At 6"5,maybe I woulda been arsenal goalie if I had gone professional .

WHO BE THIS E-GOAT ?

anyone with answers?

why would an ELEPHANT like myself stoop so low to getting into vituperative posturings with vermins like the e-diot e-goat ?

if u look am now, the e-diot wey dey talk just dey prepare for JAMB ni o . . .

bump

God bless u ELDEE and BANKY W . .

Poseterity will judge u right!!!

way to go, everything in life is not about money.

Nuff said!

@Topic

we need to know!!!

we need to know GEJ's siblings and who gave birth them to them . . .we knew Carter's children, we knew Reagan's children, we knew Bush's children, we knew Clinton's child, we know Obama's children . . .WE DIDNT KNOW ALL OF OBJ's children cos of the large number . . .but since GEJ has just a few we need to know his children

dipo2much:
When I say this bush hanniemal is a lowlife, the mods will say I should edit my post. This pest of a poster is here for POPULARITY,  ridiculous.  He doesn't care if he speaks intelligently or not,he just wants attention. Now,I understand him better. Someone should pls tell him that he could get popular constructively,like many others here have done. Or he could do it with a good sense of humour,a la donkeykanu. But deciding to be known by been an abusive child is rather unacceptable. NO ONE condones an abusive person, not even old school mates.

who be this rat wey dey talk ?   

any Mods that tells u to edit your posts is an asstard, even if na Seun hin no the number on my jersey . . .

bloody ballboy feeling funky by the sidelines  u think say I get your time? abi u wan take style style gather attention ? shame suppose don catch u when u see say as u dey try instigate Jencejyde against me, we come be brothers . . .Ode oshi!

Oya . . .where for your life u don play football? at least we get peeps for here like Jyde, Debo, Ibime and myself wey don play ball . . .even table soccer u no play u wan dey mescayarn for here  . . .Thunder fire ur yansh!!!

The way u nitwits drop names sef dey funny, u na no dey mention Jackal u dey mention DK, even DK sef go slap una say [b]BABA NI BABA nje  ;[/b]D

@DK

I go soon hand over the official list of some our vermins for u to dey handle for another thread as they keep wanking on u 

yummy001:
BABA IYABO: Ha! Goodluck, IBB and even you Atiku visiting me together?



        IBB: You know old comrades always come together no matter what! 



         BABA IYABO: You are right IBB, but what about these civilians… especially you Atiku



         GOODLUCK: It’s the same matter that brought the three of us to visit you sir!



         BABA IYABO: Ehen? When am about to eat pounded yam and my favorite bitter-leaf soup?



          Okay o!As long as you guys don’t disturb me when am eating



          ATIKU: We will try not to disturb when the food is served

         
        IBB: But you have not even asked us what brought us here

         
        BABA IYABO: Eh! It’s because my mind is on the bitter-leaf soup, you should know I don’t joke it with. By the way it was prepared by my new catch! She is just 25, you should see her. You know my wife is dead shey?

         
        ATIKU: Yes we know, but the problem that brought us can’t wait it is very urgent!

         
        BABA IYABO: And I should forget the bitter-leaf soup because of the problem shey?

         
        IBB: Of cause not, we know you don’t joke with bitter-leaf soup

         
        BABA IYABO: So what are you waiting for Goodluck? Spill it!

         
        ATIKU: It’s about the new phenomenon sweeping the country?

         
        BABA IYABO: Mogbe! That is impossible I mean Japan is so far from here so how could the radiation get into this country?

         
        GOODLUCK: Not Japan sir, I mean the tsunami sweeping across the country

         
        BABA IYABO: Apart from Japan, there has not been any recent tsunami that I know of

         
        ATIKU: He is talking about the BB tsunami spreading like plague at an alarming rate!

         
        BABA IYABO: Buhari? Bakare? And that’s why you came to disturb me when am about to eat my special bitter-leaf soup prepared by my sweet 16!

         
        GOODLUCK: Sixteen? Is that not illegal? I thought you just said she was 25?

         
        ATIKU: She is 25 quiet alright, but we call young girls sweet sixteen!

         
        BABA IYABO: I never believe I will say this, but THANK YOU Atiku! By the way IBB are you also afraid of BB?

         
        GOODLUCK: Sorry sir, but at the rate they are going they might,

         
        BABA IYABO: Don’t ever interrupt me again when I am speaking or I will ask IBB to give you some military training right now!

         
        IBB: its not like I am afraid of them, but if BUHARI becomes president don’t you think he will come after us for corruption?

         
        ATIKU: That is what I am afraid of.

         
        BABA IYABO: Of cause, you should be afraid Atiku! You stole too much money ke!

         
        ATIKU: No just me alone!

         
        BABA IYABO: Oh! So you want to compare yourself with IBB and myself abi? Now tell me, were you in the military? And are you a general for crying out loud

         
        GOODLUCK: He was in the Customs sir!

         
        BABA IYABO: And that makes him a military man shey? Olodo! Oya tell me if he also fought in the War?! I should have known the first time I saw your face, you are not smart at all Goodluck I truly regret installing you, because you are not smart at all

         
        GOODLUCK: Tunde Bakare’s SNG helped too sir!

         
        BABA IYABO: When Queen Turai was treating you like her houseboy shey? All these happened because you are not a strong man! I should have installed an ex military man! Nigerians love strong people! The other day you were shaking because a little girl from CNN was interviewing you. Didn’t you see my own interview? I told the British boy straight to his face that his questions were silly! Same with IBB, nobody can intimidate us. Anyway as your father, I will still make sure you retain your post after the elections but you must be strong shogbo?

         
        ATIKU: But what if BB wins, what are we going to do?

         
        BABA IYABO: Has Mr FIX-IT left our dear party? I said we will take care of it!

         
        GOODLUCK: But how is that going to be possible if BB wins? They have instructed their supporters to go to the pooling stations with petrol and matches and if JEGA boys try to rig in our favor they should light them up!

         
        BABA IYABO: Action man! I trust BUHARI, you see we military men don’t take nonsense, we are ready for war at any time and that was why nobody dared me when I was ruling. Anyway now that you know all these, what have you done to convince the people that you are the best man for the job?

         
        GOODLUCK: Ermmmm!!!! Emm! Em!

         
        IBB: But they gave you opportunities to sell yourself to the public through debates

         
        BABA IYABO: I hope you didn’t take that your EMBLERA wife with you to the debates?

         
        ATIKU: Actually he has not attended any debates yet and he is not planning to attend any

         
        BABA IYABO: Goodluck, are you also afraid of talking to your own people? I mean this is not the CNN little girl o!

         
        GOODLUCK: They will ask what I have done since I became the president, especially on corruption and I am afraid I don’t have any answer for,

         
        BABA IYABO: So why haven’t you arrested anybody for corruption? During my time I arrested IG Tafa Balogun, I had the NafDac Woman working hard on fake drugs, Okonjo Iweala was on board working hard too. What have you been doing Goodluck? I mean why didn’t you arrest that Charge and bail Lawyer called Anakonda self!

         
        GOODLUCK: Aondoakaa sir!

         
        IBB: This is not time for names correction, you should be listening to Baba’s advice

         
        BABA IYABO: Leave him IBB, I don’t blame him at all. He has big mouth when it comes to me, yet he is afraid to even speak to his own people and has nothing to show for one year of ruling

         
        GOODLUCK: I speak to them on Facebook sir!

         
        BABA IYABO: Are you the one writing those things? You were given opportunity to speak directly to them but you ran away

         
        ATIKU: I wish you had installed me instead!

         
        BABA IYABO: You ke? so that you can loot our treasury dry! No thank you! I prefer a clueless Goodluck to you Atiku.

         
        GOODLUCK: Thank you sir! …, But I am still afraid that if BB wins, and we steal their votes all those angry Abokis will burn up the North and instead of the army to allow the country plunge into civil war, they will take over and we will be back to the military days

         
        BABA IYABO: Then you better think of attending the remaining debates, and arresting some people like Anakonda so that Nigerians will know you have Balls, because if the military takes over, IBB and I will be safe. We take care of our own but as for civilians like you and Atiku it will be hell… Anyway my pounded yam and bitter-leaf soup is ready… IBB please join me, Atiku and Goodluck wait for us here. By the time I finish eating I will have enough strength to think of a good strategy for your problem… Shey it is good to have a godfather that you can cry to eh?
        OYA LAUGH SMALL Jare!

sorry to burst ur bubble . . .IBB will not stoop so low to go and meet OBJ in the company of civilians like GEJ and Atiku.

IBB and OBJ are the 2 most powerful living Nigerians, ur comic representation places IBB too condescending for someone of IBB's standing

HNIC:
Na wa oooh
See wetin international break dey cause.
Anyways, we got to catch up on some history regarding our NL folks

_{u never see anything . . .one day I will bring out a few more folks we attended YABATECH together, those ones sef be celebs, they are NLers and they dont even know I know them, I been see those ones last around 14/15yrs ago . . .}

@Debosky

U are a big doofus if u dont come here and defend urself whilst DK and Ibime are having a piss at u . . .the bloody r.ertard u are u been think say I go defend u say u play jeun jeun at all ?

The only jeun jeun I remember playing is the one he is the one is was busy playing with Mama GEE with her bra on his head whilst Yakubu was busy throwing away our World Cup    

@Muki

u better confess . . .who and who for here chop each other money via Western Union? I was told of recent that u have been extorting money off some of our very handsome Naija guys - true dat ?

@Duduspace

This is the period u and Dobosky should be preaching ur financial perspectives, at least that way the International break will wear off faster  

was my dream a nightmare ? NO.

In fact I was elated when I saw the list and alas BRF's name still reflected as the elected governor. My seeing that GEJ rigged the elections was just because in my dream IT WAS OBVIOUS HE LOST and THERE WERE GRUMBLINGS IN THE LAND . . .movement of election results to INEC HEADQUARTERS IN ABUJA was compromised and a lot of things went wrong . . .

I am less bothered by what goes on at the Federal level, because we have refused to practise true Federalism . . .one would have thought as Niger Deltan is now in government certain things will change but the issue remains ALL MAN FOR HIS POCKETS . . .WHAT A SAD TALE !

@Jyde

e be like say u really wan make I wack u like am wont to do . . .

knowing u are my niggie, I could call u an asstard and u shouldnt even lose an hairstrand . . .its all for the fun of it!

telling to STFU doesnt equate to me yabbing u, or is it ? It is when I remind u of the copulation process that birthed u and all the things that could have gone wrong . . .then call me out on yabbing u! Pls stop all this trying to act all so macho with me, replying u already has made u more popular here . . at least knowing that u are my homie, Debosky and Proudly, KayPumpin and Loyika would definitely take ur posts more seriously . . .

make I confess something to u . . .a lot of newbies' posts dont get read by the oldies until they have made their mark some way somehow . . .u have made urs - ENJOY!!! Trying to believe ur hype however go backfire as na me go personally arrange ur f.uckup as we take arrange dem UI boys for Ijebu Ode stadium

^ ^ ^

They are all same of the same . . .

useless people

@Muki

My 1st NL love . . .how are u ?

which one be '' e don do'' for this matter ?

u no sabi say na friendly jibe we be don dey do ?

^ u wan make I start with u again abi?

I go soon send this link to Sagamite

gernded:
Oh dreamer that shows you are nothing but an empty head fellow.

What does it takes to win election in Frica? Rigging.

All party rigs Tinubu rigged 2003 election in Lagos is obvious okay.

less i forget take malaria drugs and wake up from the dream and face reality.

u are a doofus of the highest proportions!!!

if u had half a brain, u would have known I am not one of the irritants in here . .

bloody asswipe!

@ALL

Say what u may like . . .the dream is obviously REALITY!

Lets just keep praying electoral violence will not consume our families wherever we may be.

This has to be the pettiest thread ever . . .

more like Ribadu and Buhari creating threads on NL to prove we all should vote who has been corrupt ?

seriously this international break dey cause gbege o

LOL

Maybe u need to keep ur mouth shut Jyde and listen to me . . .

I had only a cap for the school team, I was even forced to play not that I even deemed myself that good though I was always a big boy on and off field, my team the Geology team was always the Arsenal of the whole school but then thats not the point here, I played jeun jeun like DK said but I cant be bothered to start spurting all that here (Methodist, Oru), Fibigbade field (Ago), different places like Oju Ore, Iyalaje, Itamerin, even we play mercenaries sef

_{Pls and pls no one needs to know all you do as we all cant be bothered, despite the fact some of my tightest peeps here know my affiliation with BRF and the ruling party in Lagos I no dey count am as anything . . .}

Back to footie :

why do u think Squilacci was also to blame when you couldnt have been sure of what move he was about to make before Alumi pushed him . . .dont tell me ALUMI IS UR FAVE ARSENAL PLAYER ?

@Beaf

for once I agree with u, all parties have got problems and these problems are money-induced.

who controls more of the money? no be una PDP ?

FOR ALL U MAY SAY, ACN DOESNT HAVE TO RIG IN LAGOS TO WIN, BUT ONE CAN BE SURE THAT PDP WILL DEPEND ONLY ON RIGGING TO ENSURE POWER OF INCUMBENCY DOESNT WASTE AWAY!!!

Its no rocket science, they caught someone with 'election results' in Anambra where ACN is just struggling to find its foot because of the influence of Ngige but what have you got to say about the OYO debacle where PDP is currently ruling ?

I am sure u dont understand me . . .I care less about Ribadu cos I have never trusted him, my party presenting him is to me just making incursions into the North in preparation for the big kill and partly that we are not without a Presidential candidate like times past, thirdly ACN needs to be more involved in mainstream Politicking of the nation rather than the tag of 'SOUTH-WEST' party that we had been tagged with . . .give or take GEJ IS STILL A Arrow

I sabi u jare my sister . . .

only thing be say I no dey poke my nose all about the place hence u might even think I dont know u . . .even if u tasi me, as u be correct person I go take am rub body . . .at least na fine gunner chic wey beta pass Muki u be . . .if Muki like make she vex,na hin wahala be dat, na me, Jackal and Razorr be hin wahala pass for here (smiles no dey work again?)

@Ibime

are u saying Buhari and Ribadu already know their fate ?

are u saying we shouldnt just bother ourselves and just accept PDP will perpetuate themselves in power?

but I thought u all believed that maybe this time 1man 1vote might work?

seriously . . .

the good thing abt the dream for me is that BRF WILL WIN AND WIN OVER AND OVER AGAIN!!!

I am less concerned about what happens at the center, the center is too strong and we all have conspired to make it stronger by not breaking it down, explains why Nigeria will continue to be in a mess . . .

@Naijababe

can I meet you ?

why is that ladies are always quickest to yab me ? Later dem go begin dey count the number of ribs they have and how they needed to be treated specially . . .

MUKI, RAZORR, CRIZTALS, JEJE . . .now NAIJABABE . . .nawao

@Ibime

seriously Jencejyde was a very good midfielder in school, I had just been pulling his legs as I knew he had a bad fuse though hin fuse no short reach my own as my own no get part 2  . . .LOL

BTW who tell u say Debosky no dey play ball ?

@Chamotex

I am officially 17 and still eligible to play for any age-grade team available . . .or u want link me up with Siasia or Eguavoen?

seriously we had this big bro called T.Y.C and he was the 1st captain of the school team when it was founded in the early 80's and almost all the time we played 'set' na me the bro dey 1st choose, I no know the kain affinity d egbon get for me jare . . .that time na so so fancy dem Jencejyde dey play  . . .yeye people wey just be like Arsenal team LOL, na so so final we dey enter we no dey win trophy LOL

Explains why I have been yabbing Jencejyde especially when I come find out say na him, yeye guy wey hin be! as per say Jencejyde na my junior, I no dey serious o . . .JENCEJYDE NA EGBON O . . .HE WAS CLAIMING 14 YRS EVEN AS A 40 YR OLD UNDERGRADUATE!!! ROFLMAO!!!