₦airaland Forum

First off, let me state clearly that I am not trying to court controversy . . .

second, I am a card-carrying stakeholder and staunch, well-informed member of the ACN.

My dream was quite simple . . .

* Fashola won convincingly in Lagos

* GEJ controversially won the Presidential elections and there were grumblings in the land.

* The way GEJ won became quite obvious when the figures couldnt add up together and figures of voters became more than the total number of registered voters.

* The powers that be - OBJ and IBB had their hand in how it all happened and they foisted their powers on the people brazenly.

* LETS JUST PRAY THERE WONT BE VIOLENCE.

PS

I have found it a hard pill to swallow that with all the 1man 1vote nonsense we have been listening to, GEJ will still become President. Na wao.

@Jencejyde

do/did I need to dig out info about you ? definitely NO . . .The Segun was my junior too in school and myself and himself played severally alongside my good self in our 'set' days at AKO . . .abi no be the same school captain wey go play for 3SC? Abeg talk another thing, wetin be hin own matric no? ask about me from him and he will tell u how hin dey take cover anytime wey I dey come with my usual 'Shawcross' tackle

See . . .guy, u dey take things too far by telling what u do viz a viz being an SSS, IT bla bla . . .the cyberspace doesnt give 2 fcks abt that u know ?

by the way u don enter school d day wey dem play UI and UI go win wey dem lock dem up for inside Ijebu Ode stadium, tell all the players and their supporters make dem line up chop cane

even as grad, I still followed the school team for quite a while whilst waiting for call-up, even after NYSC sef I still dey jive go there, in fact we played together severally for 'AKO' . . .chei see ur life for gbangba

medjai:
Deji Tinubu
Abiola Kazeem
Mike Maiyaki
Bada Akintunde Johnson
Tega(A very good female analyst)

I'm quite sure a few of these guys are NLers . . .just we all have to be quite careful of our offline identities.

Tega is one in a million, our own Kiibati sef no dare near am

MeGaStReEt:
Top Sport

Godwin Enakhena
I love Oma Akatugba
Kufre Ekpe
Olaleye Dada

Godwin Enakhena is not in the league of those other smaller boys u have mentioned with him, they are his protegees, the ones that are younger and stand out is BIOLA KASSIM and probably DAVID OLAYINKA, aside from the Top sports youngies Bada Akintunde Johnson, Bode Oguntuyi and Shina Okeleji arent doing badly, this lady EJIRO must also be acknowledged . . .Oma Akatugba makes too many errors to be taken seriously, his lust for controversy puts him in a bad stead in the industry . . .

I can only ask for our presenters to be as good as MIKE MAIYAKI, SPIFF SAGBAMAH, MITCHELL OBI, GODWIN ENAKHENA, FEYI OGUNDUYILE, OVEDJE KODESOH, GODWIN DUDU-ORUMEN, DEJI OMOTOYINBO, DEJI TINUBU, FELIX OKUGBE, AKINLOYE OYEBANJI, PAUL BASSEY . . .who have I missed?

nawao . . .can we have screenshots of the payments made b4 we would judge who is to apologize

@V3


STFU and catch the fun . . .

u should be wondering how much of Jencejyde I know,whereas he is here posturing like he is some Naija Obama

I am just trying to spice this place up cos of the INTL break, so why get worked up?

Jencejyde na my boy, only say hin no know who be dis, hin for SHOUT!!!

I did this same thing for Topeorekoy, immediately he knew I was the one that had been tackling him I placed a call to Jackal/Cougar/Sharon and they spoke for some time . . .na so we dey regulate !!!

Jencejyde:
V3, tell him to shut up, like i said, I dont take poo from nobody, Im an easy going dude, but peeps cross the line with me, It goind down oh, I already said what i had to say, Better still all he has to do is not respond to any of my threads,, Im good, but insulting me and you are saying nothing, Nah men,

Jide Tobun, I just checked ur pix on ur profile and u havent even changed much

I suppose wack that ur silly head . . .in school u looked up to toughies like myself for protection, now u come dey form Jackie Chan for me, GOD PUNISH U !

@Jencejyde

keep yapping bunkumery u hear

if u had half a brain, reading thru my posts u would have deciphered that I KNOW U and I have just been riling u up intentionally but u wont know cos u think the www is forever an anonymous place . . .

I left/was leaving the school as u were just matriculating therefore urself and my younger ones attended school at the same time, explains why I can tell u neither BJ, ATUPA, IBRAHIM (Flavour), Bayo of Biology dept, Babangida, Debola that Odegbami took to Yankee would never look me in the eye . . .urself JIDE would NEVER EVER look me in the eye, when we come online to play and diss ourselves we ought to know how not to bring in here personal details like u brought up, it exposes u

@Biolabee

abeg no vex, na DIPO2MUCH I wan call out . . .pls accept my gentleman's apology

@Jencejyde

seriously . .whats ur problem?

I keep telling u that u are a SMALLIE . . .but u wont know cos u are obviously r.etarded and as a lost cause u just must keep disgracing urself in here . . .

before u dreamt of ever playing in that school team u boast of today, I was already running teams with ur so-called Coach Kenny so what the freaing dust are u raising and yapping ur mouth off like an abandoned gutter?

look at all my responses to u, I never dissed u nor ur family, u mentioned my generation when in actual fact u cant even face up to me and tell me jackshit . . .infact I could stand in front of u all day and u wont be able to defend all u just posted but whats the genesis of all this? U SAID ALMUNIA AND SQUILLS WERE AT FAULT AND U STARTED QUOTING UR OOU PEDIGREE AS A NUGA SUPERSTAR AS IF ALL THE OTHER BUFFS SEF NO PLAY 'SET' B4 . . .na wao

I wonder how u will feel if I yab u and ur generation or even remind u of how u should have been flushed away in ur formative stage in the lavatories BUT U ARE MY BOY, so I wont go down that lane . . .

I am watching u

@V3

U get my jazz for hand? are u kidding me?

even with all ur mod powers I go finish u like say u no exist b4 . . .dem open gate for u?

duty calls . . .

@V3

na u be the adofuro   

e-bashing doesnt give me any erection, what I meant is that some lowlifes only have a life behind the puta and thats because they have a pretty low self-esteem . . .

ask anybody wey sabi me, I am naturally caustic yet a very happy, fun-loving fellow, u wont even believe it . . .

u change name?

wetin happen wey make u decamp from your former name  . . . . na IFABIYI u dey bear for your former NL life ?  abi na u be TOBA1909 wey dey 'lost' after CESC 

@Kay-pumpkin

stop viewing the topic from afar . . .COMMENT!

@v3

stop lying . . .u are just a little older than to be called a newbie 

am I worse than Jackal? I doubt! I would rather say we are brothers in crime and I WILL ALWAYS STAND UP FOR HIM ANYTIME ANYDAY WHEN IT GETS TO HOW UNFAIRLY HE GETS TREATED!!!

A lot of under-g stuff had gone down with some people, some people were doing things with themselves, some were f.ucking themselves, some were hacking themselves, some were blackmailing themselves,some were even said to be begging money from themselves BLA BLA . . .DR KIT HAS A BLAMELESS RECORD STILL! I dont give a f@.ck I maintain what goes down here but PLS AND PLS even when they mention the vaguest of things like their parents' lost cause, how does that change how much Glo charges per kilobytes? HAVE U BEEN TO SOME OTHER FOREIGN FORA TO SEE THE KIND OF DISSERY THAT GOES ON IN THERE? The fact that we have a culture still shouldnt oppress the fact that some people only get their erection from behing the puta . . .FREE THEM 

duduspace:
Dr. Kit I no dey o, jejeli diss Coach Kenny o make him boys no come do royal rumble for your backyard 

Jencejyde comes highly recommended sha, no be beans to do wetin e don do as I never do pass 'boolu alafesegba'  5 a side for weekend throughout my life and I'm sure Bendtner's touch is at least 10 times better than mine while Denilson would likely complete two 5 meter laps while I'm still halfway through my first lap, but even experts miss the obvious things atimes so make we just disagree without fighting.

@Dipo

The truth is that you can't really correct anyone on this forum, even the mods who ban have their work cut out. But it does take 2 to tango and if you don't take the bait people generally quieten over time. Some people will always rub you the wrong way, thats a fact of life. Dr. Kit is Dr. Kit and not everyone will get along with him at all times but then he is still a contributor as everyone else. Lets not take ourselves too seriously, life no hard reach that one. I'm sure Dr. Kit respects Jencejydes pedigree even if he doesn't own up here.

Let any Arsenal fan apart from Debo and Muki that has contributed more to ALL Arsenal threads over the past 6 years speak up now . . .

I dont give a flaming f@ck what anyone says, they aint got sh@t on me . . .

even the Coach Kenny boys never reach 

Jencejyde:
@ Hannie I'll just pass you by, looks like you have a problem, Sad backside P.O.S! simple discussion and your mouth is already running, Shame, such a shame, If you cant argue constructively, then maybe you should go and watch Ben 10 or something, whats your point with th STFU, say it in full, lets hear you, I wont bother trading words with you, i would be seen as silly too, so like i said, ill just move on.

Not everybody you meet online is a tout or nonentity, so show some respect if you want same. don't become a public nuisance ehn,

why are u getting all hurt before I had gotten u punched yet ? get the f@ck off my radar dude!!! u said u wont reply me but thereafter u posted almost 100 words after   . . .U are a bloody joke of a wa.nkster!!!

who the bleed are to preach to me on the www? are u PASTOR CHRIS in disguise?   

Ode oshi!

u better stop taking the www too seriously for your e-health 

@Biolabee

In the class of r.etards you are not only the President, u are by far their reference point, if not u would not be w.anking on my every posts. . .I had seriously forgotten that I had made u cry some time again, but u had to try a lame come-back - - -eyah, PELE  TWERP of no origin, omo ala jati jati!!!

your Debosky and f#cksoever name u want to call on here don have anything on me so stop yapping tosh, even Debosky sabi how hin meet this thread when hin join us, so u can keep talking via your putrid anus   

@V3

I dont get u  u talking to me?

go and look at my NL records, b4 u ever knew a Nigerian website like NL existed, not to talk of being a Mod, I have been here and am sure you hardly can find me just picking on people except of course they pick on my posts and start quoting me wantonly . . .The only other set of people I took it upon myself to eradicate alongside Jackal, Debosky, Mukina, Loyika and Akolawole are the very many vermins that almost desecrated NL into oblivion . . .

now get this right : Stop trying to be holier than the Pope, we yab ourselves and I wonder why people will take such dissery serious as to you people banning and in the process using it to suppress other people's opinions,if somebody yabs another person's lineage take off the post and keep the thread SIMPLES! NA U HOLY PASS TO THINK SAY BY BANNING U ARE PERFORMING ACTS OF MORAL RECTITUDE?

Seun himself is aware of all these things, I personally have always lampooned him for double standards in dealing with certain issues but when you as a Mod come here and make it look like as Mod, you are the MINISTER OF INFOTECH, FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA. . .then u must have your shrink resume work from CONMESS strike fast 

@Lateef

are u kidding me ?

u really believe Chavski would still win this league? *SMH*

If it were ur club that were in 2nd place right about now, maybe I would agree to ur believing ur own lies, but freaking sakes Manure and Arsenal are ahead of you and u gaddem-ly think Arsenal will so bottle it and hand over the trophy to you ? u sure got jokes!!!

Manure are in pole position to win this, anybody thinking both Manure and Arsenal will just keep dropping points TOGETHER whilst Chavski keeps accumulating points needs see his shrink thats been on CONMESS strike

Original version 

MeGaStReEt:
[size=14pt]Arsenal are in stray hands, insists Almunia. . .[/size]


Manuel Almunia has vowed he will make A COMEDY OUT of his comeback to the Arsenal team and advised his team-mates to forget the Premier League title.

A howler from the Gunners' goalkeeper at West Brom last weekend ultimately cost his side two precious points in their quest to haul in Manchester United at the top of the table.

But Almunia insists Arsenal are in [b]stray[/b]hands, inspite of injuries to first-choice keepers Wojciech Szczesny and Lukasz Fabianski, and says now is his time to revenge his having spent much of the season watching from the sidelines.

'I have had some very bad moments this season but now I am content because I have a chance to revenge my humiliation,' he said. 'I am a professional and I would never leave a club or a project unless I JAZZ THE CLUB WITH MY BADLUCK. I will always RIDICULE my club. I am an ANTI-Arsenal player and that's where I want to END MY CAREER. 

'The injuries to Fabianski and Szczesny have given me a chance in the position again. I am INSENSITIVE to my team-mates and I care less whether they make a quick recovery, but now is my moment at Arsenal. It's an important time but I will try to show why I am ALUMINA and do my[b]blips[/b] for the team.'

Almunia's old rival Jens Lehmann was brought in last week as goalkeeping cover with Szczesny, Fabianski and Vito Mannone all unavailable.

The pair clashed during the German's previous spell at the club when fighting for the No 1 jersey, but Almunia revealed that they have since held clear the air talks.


'Lehmann has arrived to help us and that is NEGATIVE for our work this season. For me, Jens Lehmann was one of the best keepers in the world and his experience turns my head in. 

'To fail in the Carling Cup, FA Cup and Champions League wasnt any hard a blow for us to take, but the title is FAR FROM possible and this is no challenge whatsoever. It's been NICE with injuries and confidence. do we need Cesc Fabregas or do you think he's such an important player for us?  I'm hoping he shouldnt be back from injury as quickly as possible as I might be next to join Barca from Arsenal after him.'   
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-1368699/Arsenal-safe-hands-insists-Manuel-Almunia.html

I dont freaking give a hoot about whether anybody is Pro-Seun or Pro-Mukina, Pro-Buhari or Pro-GEJ . . .what I give a hoot about is . . .even if u lots keep clamouring for Jarus to be removed U MUST SHOW 1 PERSON THAT WOULD HAVE DONE BETTER GIVEN THE JOB!!!

@Jarus

e be like say u dey collect salary for mod-ship, abeg dude, make sure say u drop something for the boyz else we go come raid ur caban o

Jencejyde:
Huh, Dude, what pedigree is being rubbished, all that was being said is about who was responsible for the goal and analysing the scenario, Yeah you are right we never won the Nuga games as a football team, thanks to the "HOST MUST WIN RULE", (If you have ever been to the Nuga games and the rot that has killed our football in this country, then you will know what im talking about, But for that, i have a Bronze medal in WAUG, West African University Games,3 gold medals and one silver medal from invitationals(NICON NUFOL inclusive), and the best we had in Nuga was a Third place match which we lost on penalties to Nsuka. Two Gold Medals in Back to Back Defense of OGUN STATE INSTITUTIONAL GAMES, where i was voted as MVP in the last Edition i participated just before graduating, before being called up to the Ogun State Team. Popularly known as SNOOKER by my team mates, as i was also once a junior national Snooker Champion during the first ever National Snooker championships held at the Lagos Country club way back in 1998.

There is no need for me to go on and on, as i know what i know and i have always been a winner all my life, That's because i work hard and study hard in everything, I DONT put my LIFE to Chance and start LIVING WITH REGRETS,

Our coach was Simply called coach kenny (Dont know if he is still there sha) but ill leave you to find out the rest if you wish, before you start creating unnecessary hostility.

Jesus wept!!!

This guy's credentials reeks of 'impotencia' which one be ' I almost was a winner' in all of ur CV?

Guy just STFU!!! No one needs to know what u have been in ur past life or what u intend to be when u probably sign for Arsenal at the age of 42 . .abi ur name na LEHMANN ni ?

@Duduspace

was I lying ni? Almunia was at fault, SIMPLES! but some way some how we just had to had someone come teach us THE BASICS OF DEFENDING according to COACH KENNY OF OOU FOOTBALL TEAM . . . Abegi!!!

A defender is busy scoring goals and some people are here making excuses for a striker not any better than Bendtner . . .nawao

Luiz has scored 2 already, Torres has played 8 matches and yet no goal but you all believe he will justify the price tag ? u all are bloody joking!

DD and Anelka are there to fight for their places in the team, Kalou and Malouda themselves stake claims to attacking positions and you think given that even if Torres doesnt keep scoring he will one day justify the tag ? JOKES!

Well, RA bought him for commercial reasons abi no be so? no need to complain then!

@Jencejyde

stop rubbishing ur 'OSU' pedigree with this ridiculous defence of ALUMINA . . .meanwhile with all u spurt here about basics of defending I dont recall having read OSU or OOU won NUGA games, so what are you yapping about ?

were u the chief ball boy in OOU or the most senior Male Cheerleader 

@Slim

I no need jazz Alumi .  .the guy himself stinks of pure unadulterated jazz, i wonder how u guys dont puke when he shakes his dyed head whenever he records his ever many howlers . . .

That guy has been brought over to come and make bad anything potentially good for Arsenal, na me talk am say hin be AGENT ALUMINA!!! 

ask Debo . . .na tay tay for upward of 5 years here I don talk am say as long as say na ALUMINA dey post we no fit win anything, even if na COINS dem wan give us 

or what do u think explains how TECH9 went out just because of a seemingly harmless freekick by Alves   

as per Song, I don talk am also say as long as SONG no dey our team is almost non-effective, peeps like Debo argued otherwise and I remember u also mentioned CESC as one very influential figure, in fact IBIME mentioned his being the best player in the Premership . . .I KEEP HAVING MY LAFFS!!!

NASRI is better than CESC, u guys need to start keying in stats and realities, if CESC goes today let AW hand over the baton to either Song or NASRI, make una come see results!!! 

who is deleting Cougar's posts?

if it is V3 . . .u had better stop it . . .

we used to enjoy the taunts as a family here, stop abusing ur mod powers, if u want to ban him, pls do but stop deleting comments and turning our heads in.

I wanted to quote Jackals' posts and all of a sudden I cant find them . . . there is something wrong here!

Olasumbo1:
Wat is hurting u in all this matter now, Who & who has created different accounts?, Wat is your business if any1 had created 100 accounts , People just run their mouths 2 insults others, Its a free world, If it wasnt free, u wouldnt have bn able 2 add your meaningless comment as well, Wen your so called Adeola brought an innocent guy 2 d public 2 blackmail him, U were enjoying her story, Now people stood up 2 oppose d rubbish she has written about that guy, U r tired of reading d truth, pls u better respect urself i beg,

see this mumucious fellow who appears hurt, me or u ?

u got 5 posts and u are here yapping tosh . . .u wan die e-death abi

I see ADEBAYOR performing wonders tonight, Madrid all the way!

^ seriously its no rocket science . . .

both husband and wife are already on this thread, probably joined by the latest wife . . .

see as all of them just dey create new account just to create different spins to the story!!!

Nairaland I HAIL!!! 

If the wife na husband-beater dem no go talk, na its about the man and also a celeb WE ALL MUST RANT

[quote author=*Cougar* link=topic=613256.msg7919663#msg7919663 date=1300228852]i don't need to see how good kos will be. koscielny is dud! djourou has been holding that defence like glue. here is the evidence. . . .

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/03/13/article-1365909-0B299FDB00000578-107_302x247.jpg[/quote]God bless u Jackal!!!

KOSILEYIN ISNT BY HALF, AS GOOD AS DJOROU . . .He's got a lot to learn, what did they say about schoolboy defenders that doesnt apply to KOSILEYIN ?

all season long have kept on maintaing that the most important player in that squad is SONG, the triumvate gets complete when you add DJOROU and NASRI . . .Wilshere has outdone himself already and Walcott and RVP would have been MUCH MORE INFLUENTIAL but I guess there is something about injuries that might keep haunting these guys.

1st things first . . .

I have been very busy and am sure u cats know am never one to run from the battle line . . .the scummies won and am not so surprised . . .the moment I saw ALMUNIA in goal I told my friends WE WONT WIN THIS GAME, what did they do ? they moved from the same corner and left just the same way they did when we lost to BARCA and I saw TECH9 leave the field . . .It was painful but there and then I knew it was over . . .as long as ALMUNIA is on the field and Arsenal needs to win anything except Emirates cup, WE WILL ALWAYS LOSE . . .Imagine losing Tech9 to the mildest of freekicks by ALVES? This is more spiritual than physical . . .I don tell una right now if Almunia will be in goal against MANURE on MAY 1st y'all should just forget it!!!

back to the present . . .

@Biolabee . . .Diaby offers something refreshingly unique to that team, the problem with his is the injury issues which he seems to be having like I have seen same made a mess of Rosicky, part of me wants Diaby to go and part of me wants him to stay, isnt that what makes us gunners . . .INDECISIVENESS?

Someone said Bendtner should go? are u guys freaking kidding? for a 22/23 yr old you think he should be let gone? I used to argue same but I have watched him from closer quarters . . . .if the best AW can be getting from transfers are Chamakh and Squilacci why should NIC B be allowed to leave . . .FFS Bendtner apart from Walcott is about our main impact player . . .as long as we continue to keep duds in our team, Bendtner can be the worst dud allo him be

Gibbs, for all his hype was officially rubbish on saturday and I cant see people comment on that . . .

Denilson should go . . simples!

as long as we dont have SONG in our team, I have always said it, we are officially rubbish! that guy is the heart and soul of Arsenal . . .go watch the matches he has been missing in and the percentage win per those matches u will understand that no one understands the club like I do . . _{.make I brag small}

A team that loses to the likes of Fabio, Rafael, Gibson, Brown, Samalling etc needs to be checked for match-fixing . . seriously I tot SIR ALEX had collected some bribe from AW when I saw that teamlist . . .shame we had on some of our best players - RVP, NASRI, DJ20, KOS . . .shame!

^ no be 'doki' na 'loya'

true that . . .Kalou has potentials, if at Chelsea he cant translate those potentials to positivity and reality for himself, his career would soon witness its swansong

abi na until dem loan am go Reading, hin go begin dey do KING OF MY VILLAGE

@Akolawole

egbon. eyin na?

Kalou is one shytty player that plays well in 1 match and plays so badly in the next 3 matches . . .

which potential are we talking about here?

no be the same Kalou wey don crown Young African Footballer of the year almost 4 years ago and yet never upgrade himself to the Senior cadre ever since? abegi!!!

Onto Manure's thrashford home . . .

I am quite hapy that Nani would be missing, I would also be delighted if Fergie plays Scholes and Giggs with Carrick so we can effectively render Rooney useless, the big bother will be that boy Chicarito. boy is pretty good and looks like he's got massive years ahead of him in terms of accomplishments.

Almunia in goal, doesnt give me any boost in confidence . . .forget all those saves against Barca, I have always said it that when u needed luck u can be sure certain players like Almunia would come and inflict u with the direct opposite, abeg make hin prove me wrong by winning a trophy but even at that Tech9 should be in goal if we get to the FA Final, so being in goal whilst we win Manure doesnt negate in anyway the spirituality of my yarns

Cesc . . .I DEY LAFF When I was here telling y'all that Cesc has lost any zeal to do shingbaun for Arsenal majority shouted me down, save for Proudly . .we all can see what rubbish he did to send us out and thereafter he went clubbing as usual with his Barca friends, Xavi and Puyol . . .I hate when we know a cookie has crumbled but how it does, we overlook. . .well, CESC should just go . . .not that in this match against Manure we cant lose or win without him!

Song . . .This boy has always the MOST IMPORTANT player in our side and I have always said without him we will always struggle and that has been the case . . .the problem with some of the wheelchair analysts here is that they focus only on whether Nasri or Arshavin can score, whether or not DJ20 or Clichy can defend their lines well, but neglect the fact that SONG's role in any team he plays for almost always mean the collapse of the midfield when he is abesnt

@Ibime

we have played several big games without Cesc showing up, pray tell how many big games has Cesc shown up on . . .I dont mean the West Hams of this world, I mean Chelsea, Liverpool and other top European teams.

@VIPICO

The big players are u and me . . .

the truth is WHERE ARE THE REAL BUYERS ?

I hate the delusion that runs deep in many brokers' blood, they tend to waste the most precious of ur time to at least decipher a deal aint going nowhere, but SILLY HOPE and IGNORANT FANTASIZING never allows them to think out of the box simple scenarios.

GTC is the major component of NNPC that handles CO transactions in our land, are our brother brokers ever aware of changes that occur in the Petroleum industry, rather all they do is fly documents up and down.

RUBBISH! A buyer wants to buy bla bla bla . . .if he has been buying, why did he stop buying from his previous seller and now needs a new seller?

A buyer needs your ''mandate to sell'' . . .is he ready to show u his ''mandate to buy''?

A buyer needs POP bla bla, in exchange what POF is a buyer ready to profer so we know YES THERE IS A BUYER!!!

Freaking hell . . .people suppose dey open dem eyes wella so dem no go dey chase shadows

which of the Animashauns are u ?