₦airaland Forum

Why on earth are Nigerian Santas so unattractive? Majority of them will pass for the local Egungun masquerade.
Year in year out, I don't seem to notice any improvements in there looks. The costumes don't fit, showing the black parts of their necks. And the beards are made of cotton wools and i've even seen beards made from kerosene stove wools. The rain boots are nothing to write home about.
If we must do anything, let's try and do it right. Some of the father christmas can't even speak correct English. (Don't say I told you but, the other day, I noticed that the AIT father xmas was wearing red lipstick)

I think the topic should be: Does the marriage ring stop a woman from falling for other men.
I'm also a man and i'm talking from experience.
As young as I am, I can seduce any female. Married or single, young or old, widowed or divorced. It's just a matter of the charms.

@hons: the stuff is working, my brother have tested but yhello too slow for my area so I stick to E!

lepere:
@hanoobaba to be precise and the address is .co.in not  .ca.in . Thanks in advance

LMAO. Don't be precise, be specific. Ever since Ori k mentioned my name you guys have turned me into E! manager. Well for your info, those idiots at yahoo have locked my mail for suspected spam activity therefore I can no longer send out mails. If you want it' IM me.

Zain have started their madness again. They have gone inzain. Their settings isn't going again.

weet:
@Hanobaba point of correction Thanks Babe not man ok?

Correction taken. Thanks babe.

For those of you clamouring for a nuclear arsenal, I think you've forgotten the Ikeja bomb blast.

Can someone help me with the cutoff mark for biochemistry.

Thanks man.

Pls, guys can someone help me with the cut-off for english education. Thanks.

Luckily for me, I live next to an etisalat mast in Abk, and I get download speed of up to 100 kb/s during the day but night, the is so fast at times it exceeds 180kb/s. Etisalat is the only network that has constant edge in my area. MTN and Zain sucks. Glo no be network.

banom:
I did not see the bolded in red, i am off for a lunch.

Mr Banom you are not a man. What on earth can she do other than to come here and start her normal rantings that everyone knows her for. She will understand that I was only trying to make a point. (Thank God I didn't mention anyone's name) . Have your lunch in peace.

mr.official:
Ode, did you look at the poster's nick?

Don't let me call you an idiot. Wait a minute chelsea has a match today, so that explain all the post in blue. Didn't the bible say by their works you shall know the stupid supporters of chelsea.

@gabry: Slap me. You don't want to do that.

Dere I:
Will ke? na wa for u ooo. u harsh o.

This is not a matter of harshness. There is nothing that will make me raise my hand against a girl. And I don't think any girl should raise her hand at me or else she wants her face battered.
So do you suggest I should do what the bible says. If she slaps the left side i'll simply turn the right side. I'm not a mumu.

Malaysian ambassadors are denying tall Nigerian men visas. For fear that short Malaysian guys will no longer look attractive to Malaysian girls. And you happen to be a case study.

WTF! Slap who? Na who give am liver? There are some things I can never tolerate in my life. I'll guess maybe she has just written her will.

Why are some people so stupid? This is a matter of simple english. The poster asked a simple question, 'where was god during the Rwandan genocide?' It's as simple as ABC, if god truely exist, where was he.
Let's just assume someone stole a meat inside the nairaland pot of stew and my prime suspect happens to be tpia. Then I asked her this question 'tpia, if you didn't steal the meat, who do you think stole it?' does my question mean i'm saying tpia isn't the thief. Definately not. Why don't you guys just answer the question rather than just beating around the bush.
Where was he?
Taking a nap?
Dancing yahooze?
Banging a beautiful angel?
Or may be he was boozing at the heavenly bar.

@Hon: What of download?

CDM wetin, abeg no talk that one at all. I don't know wetin dem do me but I can't just use CDMA. Maybe I can try the new multilinks blue broadband.

Sprite all the way says my 8 years old younger brother who is at my shoulder right now. The only section that is safe for him is this food section. The young man has refused to go to sleep. And I just can't leave nairaland so we are both at the food section drinking sprite.

This phone section is just boring today.

Something needs to be done about the conditions of slaughter-houses all over the federation. But i've been eating those meats since I was a kid and nothing has happened to me. You need to visit the odo eran in Abeokuta, the condition is almost the same. But I find it hard to believe that the meats are roasted with tyres, the butchers here use hot water to remove the hair. And when they get to the market, different flies will begin to draw map of Nigeria on the meat. Never the less, the meat still dey sweet.

@puskin: When you come turn to mod.

Why on earth did god create me? Why should he create me when he knows that I might not do his will which makes me a candidate of hell? Freewill my foot. I think religionists should think rather than swallow the principles of there religions hook, line and sinker.

I'm still waiting for the price to come down to 2,500 before I buy my own. About that locking thing, can't it be hacked or flashed?

Kiss?!?
Never saw them do anything romantic in front of us kids. But my father is a real bad man, if my mother gave him the chance, he would have done more than kissing in our presence.

@Genuflect: try downloading from any of these two sites. www.wapberry.com wap.mobilerection.com let me know if it goes.