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Foreign AffairsRe: Trump Instructs US Navy To Shoot Down Iranian Gunboats If They Harass US Ships by Happyfela(m): 4:31pm On Apr 22, 2020
Mumu
IgboMooslim:
I am a bona-fide Igbo Mooslem. I cannot deny my heritage.
God bless all Igbo Mooslems
Foreign AffairsRe: Trump Instructs US Navy To Shoot Down Iranian Gunboats If They Harass US Ships by Happyfela(m): 4:30pm On Apr 22, 2020
Mumu
timesup234:
Noise. It will be the end of overhyped America. All those weapons America claim they have are all lies. They dont exist.
SportsRe: John Obi Mikel Celebrates His 33rd Birthday Today by Happyfela(m): 8:53am On Apr 22, 2020
How times flies, Everyone loved this guy in 2005. Went to Chelsea and became something else, no biggie, he won some trophies, I just think he would have been bigger at Manchester.

Blues don't quote me
PoliticsRe: Sani Abacha With Abiola & Michael Otedola (Throwback Photo) by Happyfela(m): 8:12am On Apr 22, 2020
Abacha would have died that year no matter what, he had been marked and ticked for death by the powers that be
PoliticsRe: "Nnamdi Kanu Is Alive" - Kemi Olunloyo by Happyfela(m): 8:07am On Apr 22, 2020
I've not found a reason to hate kemi yet, I don't hate easily.
PoliticsRe: Lagos Distributes Stimulus Package In Riverine Communities by Happyfela(m): 10:36pm On Apr 21, 2020
You dey riverine area.
GodloveTony:
Beautifully done, but e never reach my side o
Foreign AffairsRe: Why Do White People Like To Travel by Happyfela(m): 4:20pm On Apr 21, 2020
And there's a war in Congo now, if I'm right
dukeprince50:
I miss ilamina.
Nigerians travel alot too.
Nigerians are even in DR Congo, when I chat with one guy, he said he moved there cos things are cheap and sex is easy to get.
SportsRe: Anthony Joshua Names 7 Fighters He Wants To Face Before Retirement by Happyfela(m): 3:38pm On Apr 21, 2020
FURY to win again by Unanimous decision this time. What do you think.
tarantino1:
It's still going to be a one sided fight with fury eating him up and licking his blood.

Fury beating Wilder like that again Will give me endless joy

Certainly not a thrilla in manilla type of thing where both Ali and Frazier badly beat each other up and Ali only won cos Frazier gave up first.
Foreign AffairsRe: Why Do White People Like To Travel by Happyfela(m): 12:17pm On Apr 21, 2020
They love adventure. They love to explore. You can tell by thier History.
RomanceRe: Who Are The Prettiest & Sexiest Nigerian Girls You've Seen On Instagram? by Happyfela(m): 12:16pm On Apr 21, 2020
Bring all of them to my inner chambers....
RomanceRe: The Craziest Thing You've Ever Saved Someone's Number With by Happyfela(m): 10:12am On Apr 21, 2020
Lol.
RomanceRe: Happily Ever After Is NOT A ZeeWorld Rollercoaster In Reality!!! by Happyfela(m): 10:07am On Apr 21, 2020
Love is Over rated.
SportsRe: Anthony Joshua Names 7 Fighters He Wants To Face Before Retirement by Happyfela(m): 8:47am On Apr 21, 2020
AJ VS Fury is the Fight we want to see.

Fury Wilder Triology is going to be Intense
HealthRe: Richard Quest Tests Positive To COVID-19 by Happyfela(m): 8:36am On Apr 21, 2020
Get well soon Mr Quest.


What a profitable Hour.
RomanceRe: What Is That Bad Thing You Did,that You Managed To Get Away With Till Today? by Happyfela(m): 12:03am On Apr 21, 2020
I believe you
GuestLog:
Quick tip: Did you know that when you confidently stare at a lady's eyes(one at a time) & then her lips, eyes again and then lips in a gentle way could make her kiss you without asking for it?
FamilyRe: What Is The Weirdest Thing You Have Seen In Someone Else House? by Happyfela(m): 12:58pm On Apr 20, 2020
Name of the book pls
Nooil:
Hmmm, I took a romantic novel from my friend in secondary school. Do you know as I started reading this book, I started noticing strange sexual advances from men. Happened like two days. I returned the book back without finishing it.
RomanceRe: Have You Ever Fall In Love With Your Neighbour? by Happyfela(m): 12:35pm On Apr 20, 2020
I like this woman lol
XhosaNostra:
Yes. In fact, I was obsessed with him. I'd watch everything he did. I knew his whole schedule. Basically, I stalked the guy tongue He was so handsome though, I couldn't help myself.
After months of stalking, I started planning meeting him. So one evening as he returned from work, I decided I was going to throw away the trash, which means we were going to bump into each other on the stairs wink I didn't wanna make it too obvious, so I dressed in normal "house clothes". I'm one of those people that look more attractive when I'm a little shabby & dirty, so I went in for the kill in my grimiest look I can pull grin
Anyway, we crossed paths for the 1st time & we both nodded our greetings as we passed each other. After two or more such orchestrated meetings, we had a chat. He said something & my dreams literally came true in that narrow staircase cheesy
Long story short, he wasn't what I expected. After a few chats, I lost interest in him. I wouldn't call him dumb, but he wasn't too bright lol. All big & beautiful with a tiny brain embarassed
RomanceRe: What’s A Good Conversation Starter To Ask Your Crush? by Happyfela(m): 12:22pm On Apr 20, 2020
Works for me everytime if it's a Girl you would see again... I just ask with a cool voice What's your name first time out of the blues, most times they will blurt it out honestly. Then I just nod my head and smile. Now I know her name. I exit.

The next time we meet, I would start a conversation by saying her name, I don't tell them my name first time too.
RomanceRe: What Is That Bad Thing You Did,that You Managed To Get Away With Till Today? by Happyfela(m): 12:11pm On Apr 20, 2020
So what will happen to your child now
mrpaedo:
-About 11years ago,I had sex numerous times with my neighbours wife.She got pregnant & told me the child was mine.I told her to fvvk off.She then passed of my child as her husbands'
The mumu man was actually celebrating his wife's pregnancy grin grin

-I attended a mixed boarding secondary school from jss 1 to 2.I then discovered a hideout where I could watch the senior girls taking their bath.I was never caught grin
CrimeRe: Man Who Has Been Working As A Female Househelp, Forced To Remove His Clothes by Happyfela(m): 11:59am On Apr 20, 2020
Mischievous persons
RomanceRe: What's The Greatest Gift That Someone Can Give You by Happyfela(m): 10:00am On Apr 20, 2020
Format wey change levels. In this jungle anyone that gives you info that can generate you money should be worshiped... It's tough out there
RomanceRe: What Is That Bad Thing You Did,that You Managed To Get Away With Till Today? by Happyfela(m): 9:58am On Apr 20, 2020
You don't get mad, you get Even
GuestLog:
My best friend found my ex I've lost contact with and decided to sleep with her before telling me he got in touch with her. My other closest friend had a fall out with the first friend and decided to share the secret with me. I didn't react.

Instead the next week, I travelled to Abuja and told his present girlfriend I was in town and we planned to meet (the only girl he ever loved and swore to marry). That day eh! I lashed day light out of that girl and realised why he loved her. she was really sweet. So, I stayed a week and lashed her everyday till I returned back to my state. Till date, I never told anyone what I did.
CelebritiesRe: Gene Deitch Dies At The Age Of 95 In His Apartment by Happyfela(m): 9:35am On Apr 20, 2020
People that say Corona virus is not real, do they Read/Watch the News at all. The thing baffles me
CrimeRe: Letter To '1 Million Boys' By Mushin Area Boys by Happyfela(m): 9:32am On Apr 20, 2020
Mushin Olosa lol.
PoliticsRe: Ben Murray-Bruce And His Children Pose With Guns (Photos) by Happyfela(m): 8:46am On Apr 20, 2020
U sabi
Oblongata:
His girl on his right side is wearing a personal protection or sound blocker

From all indication they are on a shooting range
RomanceRe: Besides 2020 What has been your worst year you've experienced by Happyfela(m): 1:33am On Apr 20, 2020
2015/2016... Massive depression due to huge loss from my first business and the time I felt I wasted investing, then the shitty people around me that year
Foreign AffairsRe: Pollution Dropped, Himalayas Visible In India After 30years From 125miles(Pics) by Happyfela(m): 10:21pm On Apr 19, 2020
Happyfela:
Nature healing itself... But we will be back. It's certain.
Foreign AffairsRe: Pollution Dropped, Himalayas Visible In India After 30years From 125miles(Pics) by Happyfela(m): 10:21pm On Apr 19, 2020
Nature healing itself... But we will be back. It's uncertain.
RomanceRe: Share Your Worst Ever Sexual Regret by Happyfela(m): 1:02pm On Apr 19, 2020
U no use condom for Anal. I envy your courage
Dibodibo:
Mine was in NYSC camp, guy' man got drunk oooo and one babe like that,we rush enter bush, o boy na for anus I come fix d stuff oooo. After the action na so pooo just stain my joy stick oooo
RomanceRe: Share Your Worst Ever Sexual Regret by Happyfela(m): 1:01pm On Apr 19, 2020
Bad luck
mawaki:
I fukd a lady and a year later I heard from a friend that she's HIV positive. That was my first time of fukng and at the age of 30.
RomanceRe: What's The Bad Habit You Have? by Happyfela(m): 12:59pm On Apr 19, 2020
Smoking daily. Check my browser history... How to take care of my lungs as a smoker.
RomanceRe: Why Do Girls Start To Form Love After They Come To Your House? by Happyfela(m): 12:56pm On Apr 19, 2020
Some places in Lagos mainland, if u get room wey proper well with Gotv for zee world, u will get your dick wet many times...been there done that, privacy is important too. If they know no hindrances and unwanted attention from neighbors and your landlord, you go chop kpomo tire brotherman
majamajic:
My area , na cooking and gotv


Just buy a carton of Noddles , sub 2k for decoder

U don't need car , AC and all that

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