Rice and Goat meat

Arizona and loud no dey inside the house.

Aje

PrinxArthur1:
You literally don't have to lie to women, if she likes you enough ,she will lie to herself

This is subtle Evil

saphiere:
God is own your side baby girl.

JUSTICE FOR CHIDINMA

Give her iPhone

Kilometer na my Ring tone abeg

MuhMubRaj:
Burna Boy na King but I no get the guts to tell am say that Kilometer song na Rubbish, kilometre kilometre kilometre kilometre kilometre haba Bro, You just won the Grammy you should keep the standard high.

I just paid for my tinted permit.. Which way now

Some redpillers can be dumb eh

Thank you for this.

ichidodo:
I support you bro... Having personally benefitted from your write-ups..The amount of mad props that is supposed to be accrued to someone but by some design get to another who has taken advantage of the former's creativity instead of using his brain and God given creativity to come up with something dope for posterity can make a brother go irate...The reason you have a somewhat blow back from this ruckus is that most Nigerians come from a culture of "use and dump"..."Copy and paste".... "Borrow borrow make me rich"..Cue the outrage on calling out an activity so common place in our society,Nigeria...We find it difficult to create when we can easily take from someone else and use....My advise is don't hesitate to clapback to any dumb thief minded motherf**er who doesn't know the sacrifices it takes to create something..

You did a good job here

A Fool and his money are soon Departed

You are a foolish boy

SangoOlukosoOba:
Lies!

Kemi always paid to twist stories!

She has track records of twisting stories.

IPOB / ESN killed Gulak, and it was under the instruction of Mazi Kanu

Senior priest, chief priest... A yoruba slang boss

pansophist:


My guy what is the meaning of "Agba Awo"?

Pansophist na Agba Awo. If you know you know

Yes. It was sweet till it became sour as usual... Not bad.

I got a call too today. I just opened a UBA acc on Monday

Foolish men and a promiscuous woman

Sozinn starting to sound annoying, For real

Mumu thread

Stop sounding silly. No be naija u dey.

chaloskyx:
HAVE YOU HEARED OF THE TERM INSURANCE? KINDLY LOOK INTO IT AND SAVE YOURSELF THE HEART ACHE OF A 3RD ROBBERY INCIDENT

Are you a female

2t17:
Sowie

Who Nigeria help?

Oluwa Burna

David fan club are here

rocknation62:
See Port Harcourt boy wey dey yarn Dust! (WEED)

You don collect Grammy now pride don start Abi? (PRIDE GOES BEFORE FALL)

Your fans are Majorly from Nigeria & Africa at large (AFRICAN GAINT)

Davido wey dem born for US sef no fit talk dis mumu talk. (30BG)

Na now I know why DAVIDO Say make you FEM

Who be this

WarmShisha:




Dumbo. The fact that your grandpa managed Fela and your mum fvcks Fela doesn't make you greater than any adeleke

Adeleke and Davido's family conquered Politics providing governors and senators

They conquered Nigerian energy sector with omotosho plant and Pacific energy

They are one of the biggest tertiary education scholarship sponsors

Their company in Atlanta services the whole world




.

Wetin con happen

Euouae:
In as much as the gains of Marijuana outweighs the ills, It is still a lethal herb that can distort reasoning, common sense, dressing and communication.

I feel you bruh

Moneysoldier007:
Short story on my birthday,

I have been single for the third year in a role. I have a few shorties I get down with but there's this particular one I have been fucking for a year plus.

We are not dating but been fuckinggggg randomly depending on our personal madness, I call it madness cos this is what we do,

'Whenever we see its always a banger, the vibe is everything for me, she brings me that happy vibe, great sex, plus she's got a big ass, sexy as fuckkkk"

No matter how much I like you, how pretty you are, my duty is to make you feel lower than me and give you low self esteem, so once she leaves I wouldn't call or WhatsApp, not even to ask if you got home safely.

It pisses her off cos we just had like a weekend of fun and excitement together but I tell every woman the same thing when leaving my place.

"CALL ME WHEN YOU GET HOME".

But every time they over believe themselves and feel they've over bleeped your brains out so you should be calling them every sec to check up on them and shit, so they always want to tempt you by either not purposely letting you know they arrived home safely and just to drag a reaction or attention out of you, but I can't be that man cos I am fuckingggggg stingy with my attention.


Back to the story, we could stay for like another two or three months and once she visits we are fucking everywhere in the whole house.

Two weeks before my birthday we were together at my place having a home chilling, wild sex, highness weekend, it dawned on me I needed a date for this birthday cos the plan was to chill at Oniru Beach till dawn with a few quality friends, myself and Waywardpikin been talking about where I'd want the venue to be prior to even before this time.

I asked her to be my date cos she was the best one amongst others I would rather have on a day like that.

She was the one who finally became in charge of the preparations, we deliberated on what was to be needed and the amount of friends I had in mind, if she'd want to invite anyone too, so I sent her the funds to take care of the Asun and other stuffs while I handled all the liquor and ganja that would last a night till at least early dawn.

We have been running into this conversation back and forth and truth is as a woman I was already seeing the signs from the punchlines she's been dropping me all through this period that the question "what are we now?" after my birthday would surface, simply put a full blown relationship would follow suit.

The problem is the last thing I want in my peaceful life right now is a woman, I just wanna make more money, Bleep the only bitches I am attracted to cos I have told myself I ain't ever having sex with just any kitten cos I don't know about other Niggas I feel extremely bad and worthless when I Bleep a bitch I am neither into or find attractive, it's a sex done with hate and piled up konji.

I just want to live a free life, enjoy myself and have as much fun as I can cos finally life is what you make out of it, then when I finally feel the need to settle down I can now sit down and bring out my list of bitches, scrutinize them and see who's been there the most, made the most sacrifices , passed my shit test and tolerated enough of my shittt and the one I enjoy her company the most cos I swear they are all fucking the same, they just come with different vibes, put up 5 babes and give them the same test and watch them come out with almost exactly the same result, then just select someone, at the end of the day it's a cold and lonely world out there, you need someone by your side when age starts kicking in, so on a personal level this is what women are created for, help mates, to look after you, you need someone there to say,

"Honey are you OK?,

Honey what would you love to have for dinner?,

A kiss on the forehead,

A peck,

Warm hugs,

A part at the back,

Having someone to wake up to next you"

These are what makes us human and not feel alone especially when age begins to creep in.


At around 3am in the morning after my birthday while still at the beach, we had already plans to Bleep at the beach, there was too much fun going on we couldn't make it happen, so I dragged her away while we were still sited with friends to the water side and this was actually the first time I was really having her time since we arrived at the beach the previous evening, I had friends to keep up with and as the celebrant it was my duty to make sure everyone was happy and ok without trying to treat anyone special than the other.

I needed to just come out plain cos I speak my mind, you don't have to like it, all you just gotta do is deal with it.

I was like

"Babe, do you think we need to talk?

Her :" I don't think we need to but we are here already, so I'd like to hear what you want to say,

Me : I know we've been seeing each other back and forth for a long time now and you've been with me back to back two weekends and for everything and stress you've been through for me this period, I appreciate it but from here going forward I am sure you'd be wondering what happens now or what are we doing "

Her : Yes but it already seems like we dating,

Now this was the part I needed to clarify before someone gets emotional and start hitting me up with calls and shit cos I value my space, my privacy, my sanity and freedom, I don't take them for granted, my attention is my pussy so I make sure when I give it to you, you appreciate it, I am the fucking prize, Bitch we don't chase, are you money?.


While this conversation was going on we were deep inside the beach, holding each other close, staring into each other's eyes, who knows she might have thought I wanted to officially ask her out or propose.

"Babe, like this I am sure you already know what we have for one another, some people have friendship, some relationship but what we share is vibeship, when we are apart is like we're enemies and would barely talk to each other but whenever we are together it's always a bang, if we are not in a relationship we cannot break up, I am scared to be in a relationship with you, not scared for me but for you cos if we do I'll hurt you, I am bleeped up in the head, with huge walls around me " I politely said but in a very calm romantic tone while looking at her eyes the whole dammnnnnnnnn time.

She looked at me for a couple of secs without saying a thing then finally echoed,

" Ken, I feel the same way too and I understand, let's leave things as they are so we don't spoil anything but do you see a future between us? "

In trying not to dash her hopes and to continue eating from the cookie jar comfortably without stress and at any given time, I had to tell her what she wanted to hear, we run the game, the game don't run us,

" There's nothing wrong with you, I am open to anything and everything, when the time is right we'll both know".

As soon as I said that I just reached for her lips and started kissing her, let the conversation end like that. we stayed there for a while kissing and doing things apart from sex and the same time me pressing her big ass before we finally went back to join the rest.

By the way if we no dey inside relationship, you no fit come dey count how many years we don dey date.

If you want to shoot yourself in the head take a woman serious and if you want to get the best out of a woman always treat her like a child, it makes her constantly want to prove herself to you cos to me nothing matters more than money or more money.


Happiness comes and goes but what if you filled your life with things that matter??.

IT IS WHAT IT IS.

Maybe you will get some pussy as reward lmao

Jisos

unity004:
enjoying my 2bedroom flat in nasarawa @50,000naira

Mumu

SimplyFacts:
It wasonly smooching/cuddling, I didn't get down with any of the two.

The very close one was with my hostel mate then. She really liked me but couldn't end things with her then boyfriend. We both stayed at boys' quarters. For the lady, having sex was always a thug of war as I got disturbed by her noise/cry, too. It was not too long she got disvirgined & it was still painful accomodating gbolas. There was a night she wouldn't let me go to my room, held me so tight & the romance began in bed. The moment she held the hard stick between my legs, she got scared & asked what it was. The fear was written all over her face & like a magic, my body calmed down immediately. "Don't let us do this to your boyfriend", I said. I left for my room & always avoided having such moment with her. I got more close to her bf so she can forget about me. When I met my gf, it was hard for her to bear at first. From her reactions, my lady was forced to ask if I had anything emotional with her. Had I known earlier that my Ex's P.A (her hostel mate) was not just a friend, I would have cheated on her with that girl.

In short, don't trust me with your gf. I'm a wounded lion

Mumu

udomonday:
I love it too when a woman watches.I happened to spend the night in my girlfriends house. and her cousin was with her.at night I couldn't even wait for her cousin to sleep deeply before I turned to her and started fucking.I could see her cousin who was sleeping on the floor almost sitting up to watch.the moaning was much and she was really turned on.knowing fully well that she was watching increased my libido and I was just banging away.I know that she always wanted me.and was always asking my girlfriend how big my dick is.and wished her boyfriend could bang the way I do.so I really had fun displaying my talent in her presence.needless to say that she finally couldn't hold it any longer.and she seduced me.

Cringe

platodeen:
My name is Yusuff Abayomi.
M 34
Genotype: as
From: Oyo State
Location: Lagos
Profession: Accountant
Complexion: Dark
Height: 6fts
Religion: Muslim
Body Type: Athletic
Looking for: Relationship to marriage.
I am d jovial and fun-to- be-with type. Brilliant and hardworking, but an introvert.

M looking for a Yoruba muslim lady;
Genotype: aa
At least with HND
Never married
Fair in complexion (not compulsory).
Between 25 and 30
Prefered Zodiac: Aries, Libra, Gemini, or Leo

Location: Lagos
08132356057
Pls assist me