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tempem:
valid point. How about scraping WTF?! It's been overused. Infact, a close example is your valid post.

I see you are not a fan of sarcasm. Point appreciated though.

It's "scrapping" sha.

2015 will be over soon. It will soon be a thing of the past. Deservingly some overused words here on nairaland should die with 2015!

1. 'Unclad' - By this point, I have an automatic revulsion whenever my eyes caught this word in a nairaland topic headline or in the body of the post. WTF is unclad??! 90% of users of this word have no inkling of what it means. If they come across the photo of Tonto Dike sweeping Mr Churchill's compound in a wrapper tied over her chest, they will hurry down here to epileptically declared that she has been caught "unclad"! I can imagine the raving madness in their eyes as they type the topic. WTF??!

2. 'Stuns/Stunning' - At the rate these words pops up all over nairaland and other blogs, you will think Nigeria is overflowing with stunners! It doesn't matter which dress the celebrity is wearing, Mofos will still declared maddeningly that "Mrs X stuns in her bathroom slippers" Mr AY in the same shoes for 9 days running continue to 'stun' the sheeples. Practically anything stuns the users of these words. In fact are you guys okay at all? I don't see how anybody can be stunned this much within a single day and not go dazed and mad! If the use of the word is correct, then every single girl on the road should be termed a 'flock of stunners' cos some of them dresses better that these celebs all the time without fail and with minimal budget. WTF??

3. 'Hilarious' - Are we (you) all mad? If everything is hilarious and funny to some of you guys, I am afraid there is something more to it o. You don't find some things 'amusing'? 'Witty'?It definitely has to be hilarious? As in, you rolled on the floor and feel pains in your ribs when you see the thing? WTF??!

4. 'Clueless' - Guys, GEJ is gone now, can we all chill a bit? I recognize that there are still a lot of people is his exceptional mould hanging around here and on other blogs or sites but can we find other choice words or adjectives to qualify them? Such as 'future-less idiots' for instance? Just saying...WTF tho??!

5. 'My Joystick' - Dem swear for una?? Is there a permanent 'blue' tarpaulin over the area you grew up? What the actual f@#k??!

6. Eggplants: - We all know that billionaire blogger who is embarrassingly obsessed with this 'thing. Apparently everybody now wants to find one in their nearest vicinity. WTF??


I am sure there are more annoyingly overused words that deserves a timely death, feel free, the floor is open.

There are however some words I never get tired of seeing. 'Mbok' is a strangely cute word which I don't even know the meaning. It's small and full at the same time.

2015 will be over soon. It will soon be a thing of the past. Deservingly some overused words here on nairaland should die with 2015!

1. 'Unclad' - By this point, I have an automatic revulsion whenever my eyes caught this word in a nairaland topic headline or in the body of the post. WTF is unclad??! 90% of users of this word have no inkling of what it means. If they come across the photo of Tonto Dike sweeping Mr Churchill's compound in a wrapper tied over her chest, they will hurry down here to epileptically declared that she has been caught "unclad"! I can imagine the raving madness in their eyes as they type the topic. WTF??!

2. 'Stuns/Stunning' - At the rate these words pops up all over nairaland and other blogs, you will think Nigeria is overflowing with stunners! It doesn't matter which dress the celebrity is wearing, Mofos will still declared maddeningly that "Mrs X stuns in her bathroom slippers" Mr AY in the same shoes for 9 days running continue to 'stun' the sheeples. Practically anything stuns the users of these words. In fact are you guys okay at all? I don't see how anybody can be stunned this much within a single day and not go dazed and mad! If the use of the word is correct, then every single girl on the road should be termed a 'flock of stunners' cos some of them dresses better that these celebs all the time without fail and with minimal budget. WTF??

3. 'Hilarious' - Are we (you) all mad? If everything is hilarious and funny to some of you guys, I am afraid there is something more to it o. You don't find some things 'amusing'? 'Witty'?It definitely has to be hilarious? As in, you rolled on the floor and feel pains in your ribs when you see the thing? WTF??!

4. 'Clueless' - Guys, GEJ is gone now, can we all chill a bit? I recognize that there are still a lot of people is his exceptional mould hanging around here and on other blogs or sites but can we find other choice words or adjectives to qualify them? Such as 'future-less idiots' for instance? Just saying...WTF tho??!

5. 'My Joystick' - Dem swear for una?? Is there a permanent 'blue' tarpaulin over the area you grew up? What the actual f@#k??!


I am sure there are more annoyingly overused words that deserves a timely death, feel free, the floor is open.

There are however some words I never get tired of seeing. 'Mbok' is a strangely cute word which I don't even know the meaning. It's small and full at the same time.

moderation2020:
your late parents are unfortunate fellows, he-diots

I see I touched a nerve. It's already looking like it won't be well with u definitely. I no know sha,maybe fasting and prayers go work for u, Mr. U.F

moderation2020:
no the question should hv been, why does your mother feel entitled to fragment your father's family, scratched face he-goat

You see why people like you are referred to as an 'unfortunate fellow' now abi? You see?

chiefmidwife:
I have friends across board in nigeria ,but not withstanding I prefer to to die if Biafra is not freed
Biafra or death period

The question is why though? Why do you feel entitled to fragment a nation?

Gidi

WTF

How did we get here

At this rate, when are we ever going to win the World Cup?

Truth is that whenever I look at an Eagle's Team picture, I don't see anything that inspires a sense of 'strenght', rather it inspires a sense of 'Maybe Sha'

Happy Independence sha.

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cyprus000:
[size=13pt]Being the imbeciile you are.I can see it's a waste of time trying to liberate you from swamp of foolishnes.s,you wallow in.

It will be "down grading" to my persona.
Engaging a scum with the brian of a fuckwit.

I don't blame you tho.
one blowjobb would have averted a nuisance lyk yourself.
Going round cyber space,displaying the dipshity douche-fagg that you are.

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Honestly, you typed and communicates like a dunce. It's not surprising though.

Anyways the answers you seek is in my previous post.

Receive sense. Comprehend.

cyprus000:
[size=13pt][b]for the fact that you included biafra in your fallacous analysis,that is full of bullcrap and void of any atom of sense and fact..
Prove that you sapped it from your opine,which oozes stupidity and ignorance.
It is evident that you know nothing about warfare,apart from the cork and bull myth you where feed.
I will take a pain in ass to educate your ignorance a little

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If I may ask,which military are insinuatiing that will stop biafra?.
Is it the cowards that couldn't execute an effective conventionally warfare against boko haram.
a common insurgency.
we are not even talking about gorrilla warfare which is understantable.
Is it the same militay that is in charge of defending the territoral integrity of your zoo.
But failed woefully in protecting peeps in bama,gwoza,baga which 2,000 plus death was recorded,michika town,Damasak etc.
The same military that countries lyk chad,Niger etc had to come and save your ass in your own territory.
Despit the boyz scout knowing the location of this terrorist and the 22 towns 70% of a state in your federal republic of zoo.which the terrorist occupied.
it still took them months to retake those town with the help of above countries mentioned, coming to save your sorry ass in your territory

Isn't it idiiotic to say that nigeria lead in the UN coalition enforcing law and order and installing peace in countries all over africa,while it can't protect the life and property of it citizens dying in mass daily,which has worsen in the administration of your missiah(buhari)

is it not this same military which couldn't defeat a group of militant's(mend) from an ethnic minority,but had to beg them not disgrace and expose the boyz scout they are, as a military.
By offering them amnesty.
You really think,this is 40's that britian,us france etc hard to equip your sorry ass to face biafra,even at that.
You cowards couldn't stop them for good 3yr's,despit the fact,we fought with 1 gun to 2men,which one man had to hide behind the other,incase the one with gun dies,the latter will pick up the gun and continue fighting.
Same biafra which her youths fought with stick against guns of your boyz scout and this fearless men still put out the over equipted cowards for good 3yrs.

Bfore I forget,I want to advice you to employ the use of google,to educate your ignorance on what's happening in eastern ukrian,iraq,syria and even almighty libya.
Nigeria can't even show face,when this countries are talking about military strenght

And what on earth even makes you think that your boyz scout wouldn't be divided along ethnic lines,just lyk what happened in the 40's,or you expect an igbo man in your military to kill his fellow brother all in the name of your zoo.

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President Buhari has sacked all Service Chiefs. Their sack was made known by the Special Adviser to the President on Media and Publicity Femi Adesina while he spoke to state house correspondents this afternoon.

The fired service chiefs include the Chief of Defence staff, and the heads of Army, Navy and the Air Force. More details later.

I now see the reason why the government tried to ban Half of a Yellow Sun. It is so that uncouth savages like yourself don't go and start nurturing the idea that you are anything other than the pile of dogshhit that you are.

Don't let the feats of boko haram and the GEJ-supervised denigration of the Nigeria's military power mislead you to assume Nigeria will be a walkover. Guys, trust me, you shall die by the thousand!

You kno who is in charge now, don't you? You know who was in charge when Nigeria leads Ecomog, UN and other coalitions on brutal and emphatic missions across Africa, don't you. Well, newsflash: the boys will be back and with first grade weapons along with dozens of years of experience.

After boko and mend, you shall be next. Well, all three of you can always join force if you want. Same deal.

Note: no one is stopping you if you chose to leave in a peaceful way. I personally can't wait to read about your folly when your greedy elder statesmen are done with you all.

'Perish' is however the only word that comes to mind should your folks tries to bring a civil war to our doorsteps in Nigeria.

End of Warning

cyprus000:
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Afraid dun dey catch them


You guyz ain't seen anything yet,until the we finally commence the liberation of our brother from the zoo.

I thought you guyz resorted to creating threads,claiming igbo who is against biafra and how biafra is a bad idea.
It's lyk the the impersonating market is not moving anymore,so you have to change strategy.


Don't worry bro,we are going to leave SS for you guyz.
Since its evidents that's what you lazy ass pest are fighting for.
But if SS also want to come with us,then they shall come with us and if you guyz try bullshit this time.

We shall teach you the difference btwn 40's and 2015.
Even at that,we still put out your cowardly ass for good 3yrs,despit having virtually no weapon.
But things have change now..no need to rally around for armoury again,lyk the 40's.
I hope you guyz didn't think that we were sleeping all this yrs,cos that will be a grave mistake on your side.

Bfor I forget,I want to remind you.
That you don't have military in your zoo,only boyz scout that boko haram are giving heels.
So save your rant on how you will open the gate of hell on biafra,cos we won't be held responsible in making your women widow and your children orphan's,cos if another fracas should popup.
It will be revange this time and I hope you know that revange is sweet and karma is also a bittch


I will personally advice you guyz not to turn your women to widows and your children to orphan's.
Trade carefelully..this is an advice from a loving biafrian
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Guy I believe you . Especially that guy nauseatingly untying a nylon tidily and holistically like he is about to make a sacrifice to the gods of akara It must have really happened to you for you to nail down the disgust you felt this eloquently .