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Tis kinda boring in here so i tuk the liberty of inviting akpos ova!

Wife: if ii knew you were dis poor ii wudnt have married you!!!!

Akpos: what did you think ii meant wen i said you were the only tin ii have in this world?

kandiikane: Lool, abeg mek I go sleep. My head dey pain me.

Rest easy naw kandy! And hey, dnt go dreaming abt dese blessings Ʊ just saw in here .... D Lord iz uя sight! G night

kandiikane: In fact, after this shyt stunt played up in this thread no man on here has the right to call anyone ugly. Una dey craze?

Huh? you get it all wrong cos ii §☺̣̣̥̇ do! I do reserve d right to name names and lay blames !

spikes C: guy, shift here first. i thought u said make i leave vivian for you

Take a chill pill gee! We aint in no contest .... And bsides, no 1 asked you to leave V. And oh, incase you haven't realised,, V z married!

Take life easy .... Be fun and friendly naw SON Φkγ̲̣̣̥‎​?

Naw haw abt ∂at ? ℓ☺ℓz

kandiikane: Harddon, if you kondo nor reach 9.5 inches or over, then you cannot surprise me.

I'd let dis slid ... Cos you r yus tryina make me wake up dis sleeping beast .... Not gud i must tell ya swit ruv ... Not gud cos wen it start, evn ♏ԑ self dey fear d tin .... It has a rude mind of its own and ii wudnt wano watch while he ruffles dose fyn bones of urs up bliv me

ItsModella: I doubt you saw this guy
https://www.nairaland.com/alleviate2002us

Totally missed dis ish! He had bera wake up and taste d coffeee cos
he can't charm any body into voting him !

CFCfan: Then translate am for Kandii.

Totally missed dis ish! He had bera wake up and taste d coffeee cos he can't charm any body into voting him !

y me: Lol. . . . I am not igbo o

@post
https://www.nairaland.com/clemzy16
he makes me wanna Awwwww
he is cute

Y me? Y not you? Tis bin very long ii came across such a bone structure up in here gurl! And just as ï was scanning tru d creamy skin hoping to seee an angelic gift-from-d-gods- face, d pix turned headless! Had to take off!

kandiikane: Lol ok you post your front view mek I see.

Beware wor you ask ƒoя Kandy .... the oηε up dere isn't enuf ƒoя huh?

Ma southern hemisphere? Daz ma family zone ..restricted access .... But Bliv ♏ԑ wen i Saч , you cudnt handle that .

So you see y d front view τaικ shld be dropped? Ρρℓ r gono fall, feint and die! Hahahahahaha

y me: https://www.nairaland.com/ossai%20famous
chineke

Damn! NL STONE COLD! Officially d worst i'v seen §☺̣̣̥̇ far!

[quote author=Ileke-IdI]Is this boy still not in elementary school? https://www.nairaland.com/clemzy16



40 ma fat black butt.... Sweet 22 more likey

kandiikane: Lol, even if the face nor fine, the front view is always beautiful.

Chai dis babe is bent on ruining it ƒoя us all! Front view? Oh thou fairest of dem heavens, touch dis woman!

Front view? Nah, tis more like unkempt gorilla çhest heirs ƒoя dose that hv graduated from d zoo and ƒoя those that haven't, you are gana be seeing push pot bellies, flat slate-like chest and damneð feeble hungry luking muscles!

Got the liver ƒoя dis picture i just painted?

kandiikane: To the men with 6packs or more, you will be asked for pictures in briefs or your na.ked nyash(whichever one you prefer) so be ready.

Oh dearest Kandy?!!!!!!! You can't ß shit'rouz?

We are still tryna wake up frm d sudden ugly set of reality that has thus befallen us and you wano take it a notch up?

In d name of d God you serve, plz don't do this : if we cud t stand them with cloths onn, haw cud we survive wen dey bare it all?

Plz héed dis voice of reasoning! Don't

spikes C: Is it cos of the girl
Oya take am, i dash you.




If she go gree you ooo

nah buh Ʈ♓ªƞƘ§ gee ... Ma hands r full .... Best of lucks out there among dem oda nazis

ikekings: Wait oh!!! Sexkillz ain't contesting?

Sure is! Lolly sholly placed a curse on him ! And it seems to be working! Hehehe

spikes C: Thanks sweetypie... one hot cherry kiss for ya

Damn gee! But you really luk ug.......... Arrrgh! Sniffing nose and standing flapping ear blades!

Just a tot , no offense meant .ℓ☺ℓz

vivian chinaza: Urw... I wanna see u in bikini! All of u that I voted for!

ℓ☺ℓz ...... Bikini? Wtf? We got briefs and boxers ...... This is no wrestling contest V

Nnekacherry: Hmmmm
Coming back with my vote...

Såy wor?

Where ma triple distilled vodka zat? Now let da show begin! Campaign managers? Roll d heat .... DJ sk, slams d beats! Let's do dis guys!

vivian chinaza: Have been around pumpkin. Yea I have got guys....waiting for them to upload their bikini pinshure. How u dey na?

ℓ☺ℓz @ bikini pixxy ! ♏ԑ doin sleek Vivi ..... Som pix in here are just arrrrrgh yuck! Makes ♏ԑ feel I'm wasting ma precious time here V

vivian chinaza: Where are my guys? You ready?

Where Ʊ bin chizzy? You got guyz naw?

This is Nigeria and we all do appreciate bin Nigerians. This is nigeria where we kare ƒoя each oda ....not Overseas where a Son has to take permission b4 ballin home to his dad's place , this is not where selfishness is seen as civility. Dad dnt borrow τнεiя kids money here and wud neva do ! Dey sow willingly into τнεiя son's life .... And hell yea! We appreciate bin who we are!

Y boda bringing this weding to nigeria? Y dnt you stay off where your selfish prowess can ß appreciated?

I raise ma glass to all d Nigerians in the house who don't have to change their skin kolour to fit into som western stupidity!

Here we swallow garri, if you can't handle it, stick ova there with your leaves and flowers. ya heaarrrrd!

nosa gold: Btw! You think say e easy to get 6packs? Abeg o! Una don chase most of d contestants away bcus of dz 6packs tin

RODFLMFAO! Wano ß champs in kids gloves? if dey aint gat no packs, dey cud @ least grow som big balls guts .. Ʊ cnt ß found wanting on both naw

As much as i hate dese kidnapping news and the fact that iz an old woman involved, ii Saч tis high time dese politicians feel d pain of the average man on streets. Guess naw she wud feel lil of d pain of odas toiling with what your Value . Hope ya'll r preparing ƒoя anoda 1st of January bomb frm ha?

May God bring d kaka back home safe

Fuckwithme why don't you com in here and sit on some looooong fat thing? Instead of whiling out there?

[quote author=Ileke-IdI]the dues nip ple are bigger than mines[/quote]RODFLMaO!

Saч wor? But someone just played your tape that you got some huge jogs... With tiny nip ples? Hmmmmm mama Mia .... Just wish i cud place ma head inbtw dem jogs

kandiikane:


LOL! What?!

I believe we deserve it, sir.

Just came from yus , same ol same ol .....

So i can OFFÏCIALLY DECLARE THAT ALL NL GURLS ARE UGLY APART FRM ACHUKWUNET!

denzel2009: Moobs alert!

Plz ωɑτz dis? Yuck! Burn dεм fatz out SOM! You luk like la butter

kandiikane: Heeeey! This is not about us but you guys. Post your pics mek we sleep fine.

Your lie no get part two dear gurl .... R you a french woman that they roll tïe up and she comes out hanging ha breath like Larry king? Shw you jor .... Waiting

Shollypopz: Mine are average but I deff got the flat tummy. Now post a picture of you shirtless

You hid behind an Egyptian monk and you want him to reveal all? Ƒoя a start, like seeee what you look like ... Comon don't ß shy, all dem foul mouth kids are all gone to bed