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felixomor:
When a university graduate now equates "fall" to "jump".

U definitely know the devil is up to something.

Sincerely, may the Lord deliver u.
Cheers

Acts 1:18. Have you addressed the passage or u are still propagating ur version?

randomperson:
Copout!

He knows he is yelping nonsense. He was trying to enforce his gibberish.

randomperson:
Another contradiction in the same story... One gospel says Judas bought the Potter's field, another said the chief priests bought the field...
And felixomor be like, "that's not a contradiction, maybe Judas paid half and the chief priests paid half. U have to understand the context and be guided by the holy spirit."
And am like, "just kill me aiidy!!"

Na wa o

Bible: a book for dodos

felixomor:
So long as the book wasnt written by ur mandate, ur asking "why" this, "why that" doesnt make Luke's sentence to contradict Mark's sentence.
Absence is not evidence.

Suicide is a willful "jump" not "fall".
And that is why u were so badly desperate to put "jump" in Luke's book by all means.
But we caught u..

If you like pretend to be illiterate, and childish
U have already seen ur lie.
Repent mehn.

Usual nonsense. Jumped or fall headlong, so far Acts 1:18 did not deem it fit to mention how his body was rotten or how Judas hung himself ( extremely important details), just going straight to him falling headlong, all I see is suicide by jumping from a high platform. All the other mumbo jumbo you are yapping are all excuses to wish away the contradictions of the narrations.

randomperson:
Don't be silly... At least it's better than claiming someone fell headlong from a hanging position... Maybe he hanged by the feet

Hehehehe

I am sure he has been working on twisting the headlong clause

felixomor:
Why are u repeating urself like a child?
Does this 3 paragraphs explain how u arrived at "Jump"(that is no where in the bible)?

Moreso, people in Judas time, hanged near cliffs.
After partial decomposition and sometimes rope snapping the remains could be blown of in any direction including "headlong".
Your childish tautology ends here.

u are trying so hard to cover ur "jump" lie, and the best u can do is to start tautology?
I just keep pitying u.
Sincerely

If that was the case, why wld acts 1 verse 18 conveniently forget to mention that Judas hung himself? It is very straight forward. He bought a field and fell headlong. Suicide by falling headlong. That is how to jump when committing suicide, you go headlong to ensure quick death.

Pity urself

felixomor:
Mark reported how he died.
Luke recorded the final process of his remains.
Simple as ABC.
Luke would have only "contradicted" Mark by saying "Judas never hanged"
But he, Luke never said so.


Still, U r not making sense o.

because u still cant tell me why u put "jump" in the bible?
Why did u do that?

Now you must think we all stuppid.

Here are the bible verses

Matthew 27:5
Then he threw down the pieces of silver in the temple and departed, and went and hanged himself.
Acts 1:18
Now this man purchased a field with the wages of iniquity; and falling headlong he burst open in the middle and all his entrails gushed out.

So how do you fall headlong from a hanging position? Are you trying to rewrite the bible?

If a man was to commit suicide by jumping, do you know the proper way is to jump head first to ensure quick death? But here you are trying to twist things to suit ur nonsense fancies.

Again don't presume us fools here, I know ur church members wld applaud ur "explanations" to ease their confusion, but don't try selling ur bullcrap to us here.

felixomor:
U have now resorted to childish tautology?
Hahahaha......

Why have u decided to spoil yourself with lies?

What lies?
You mean the lies you told? Saying Judas hanged himself, then fell from hanging himself? Still searching the bible to see where that is written.
While blahblahring, pls be kind to address the below

Now you must think we all stuppid.

Here are the bible verses

Matthew 27:5
Then he threw down the pieces of silver in the temple and departed, and went and hanged himself.
Acts 1:18
Now this man purchased a field with the wages of iniquity; and falling headlong he burst open in the middle and all his entrails gushed out.

So how do you fall headlong from a hanging position? Are you trying to rewrite the bible?

If a man was to commit suicide by jumping, do you know the proper way is to jump head first to ensure quick death? But here you are trying to twist things to suit ur nonsense fancies.

Again don't presume us fools here, I know ur church members wld applaud ur "explanations" to ease their confusion, but don't try selling ur bullcrap to us here.

Or just admit you fabricated your judas story (sure it's not in any bible, so someone is making up stuff here)

felixomor:
U r the one blabbing.
2 people already cleared u.






And u r still lying here?

Blah blah blah

Address the below

Now you must think we all stuppid.

Here are the bible verses

Matthew 27:5
Then he threw down the pieces of silver in the temple and departed, and went and hanged himself.
Acts 1:18
Now this man purchased a field with the wages of iniquity; and falling headlong he burst open in the middle and all his entrails gushed out.

So how do you fall headlong from a hanging position? Are you trying to rewrite the bible?

If a man was to commit suicide by jumping, do you know the proper way is to jump head first to ensure quick death? But here you are trying to twist things to suit ur nonsense fancies.

Again don't presume us fools here, I know ur church members wld applaud ur "explanations" to ease their confusion, but don't try selling ur bullcrap to us here.

hopefulLandlord:
People prayed against it and averted the economic improvements

Hehehehe

I just love christianity. The religion of doodoos

felixomor:
Only a devil can lie against the bible and still be arguing.
My God o.
U just put something in the bible that wasnt there,
And u slept and woke up and still making noise?

Even DoctorAlien confirmed it almost simultaneously.

Guy, please buy some shame.
Seize noise

Blah blah blah he goes

Address the below

Now you must think we all stuppid.

Here are the bible verses

Matthew 27:5
Then he threw down the pieces of silver in the temple and departed, and went and hanged himself.
Acts 1:18
Now this man purchased a field with the wages of iniquity; and falling headlong he burst open in the middle and all his entrails gushed out.

So how do you fall headlong from a hanging position? Are you trying to rewrite the bible?

If a man was to commit suicide by jumping, do you know the proper way is to jump head first to ensure quick death? But here you are trying to twist things to suit ur nonsense fancies.

Again don't presume us fools here, I know ur church members wld applaud ur "explanations" to ease their confusion, but don't try selling ur bullcrap to us here.

DoctorAlien:
My brother, at times I wonder why people lie like this. These guys are desperate. They insert and remove words from the Bible just to appear credible.

What lie?

Read the bible verses.

Matthew 27:5
Then he threw down the pieces of silver in the temple and departed, and went and hanged himself.
Acts 1:18
Now this man purchased a field with the wages of iniquity; and falling headlong he burst open in the middle and all his entrails gushed out.

So according to you judas fell from his hanging position. How cld he fall from that position and fall headlong? Only a man jumping from a height with suicidal intent would fall headlong to ensure quick death.

Lying for jesus is when you re-edit the bible claiming judas hanged himself, the rope broke and he fell and bust open. Now this is a new level of deceit tho a very dumb one but none the less overly amusing

felixomor:
U remain defiant even in the wake of dictionary definitions.
U even escaped his question so as to avoid us seeing ur errors, and yet u will say Christians who avoid the quiz are stubborn.
That tells a lot.

Besides the story of Judas is simple enough for kids.
Judas hanged himself, his dead body later fell from the height which he hanged himself from.
Both accounts are accurate, they happened at different times.

Although the devil used u to replace "fall" with "jump" in the bible.
It still did not hide the obvious.

You are falling hand, Mr man.

Now you must think we all stuppid.

Here are the bible verses

Matthew 27:5
Then he threw down the pieces of silver in the temple and departed, and went and hanged himself.
Acts 1:18
Now this man purchased a field with the wages of iniquity; and falling headlong he burst open in the middle and all his entrails gushed out.

So how do you fall headlong from a hanging position? Are you trying to rewrite the bible?

If a man was to commit suicide by jumping, do you know the proper way is to jump head first to ensure quick death? But here you are trying to twist things to suit ur nonsense fancies.

Again don't presume us fools here, I know ur church members wld applaud ur "explanations" to ease their confusion, but don't try selling ur bullcrap to us here.

Revelation1:
.Take note; I'm not talking about the fallen angels who were defeated in battle by the Arch angel Michael. I'm talking about demons, witches and wizard. Let's go to the book of Genenis chapter 1 vs 21. And GOD created sea whales, and every living creature that moveth, which the waters brought forth abudantly, after their kind, and every winged fowl after his kind; and saw that it was good. Let it be known to you that Genesis 1vs21 was making reference to the great sea monster Leviathan or Behometh and other sea creatures. Follow me to the book of Isaiah chapter 27vs1. At that time, the lord will judge Leviathan* the crooked snake. The Lord will use his great sword, his hard and powerful sword, to punish Leviathan, the coiled snake. Leviathan is a great sea monster it can be in form of serpent, whale or crocodile. God created serpent the father of all demons, so does it mean that God was the creator of demons since Leviathan was created by him? Honest answer pls. Kingebukasb.log, 4.evergod, W.iigrea7, Ama.lice9, An.as09.

Fantastic question, but then you called intellectually deficient christians to answer you. Are you sure you are really in search of answers?

DoctorAlien:
Let me assess your intelligence:

What statement can be considered as a contradiction to the statement below?

I saw a man at the grave.

I remain defiant. No one scored even 1 question correctly. Because the passages contradict. If you had any iota of intelligence as you presume to, you wld know this. I care not for your intelligence test as that does not change the fact that any answer you chose in the test is wrong because the contradicting narrations claim to address the same event yet could not be more not similar.

A. Judas hanged himself. B. Judas jumped and was squashed on a field. What the fvck happened to judas? I don't even know what stupid point you still trying to prove.

felixomor:
I am even glad another person's radar picked ur "narration" vs "event" goof.

I need not argue more.
Good night dear

Not here for too much talk. Talk from today till tomorrow, you cannot pass the test because of the contradictions. No matter how much you talk and define and redefine. The contradictions remain there and you will always fail the quiz so I don't know what your victory is.

DoctorAlien:
People are dumb shaa. If you tell of an event, does it not become a narration?

And how can you tell of an event if you don't narrate it?

And has this solved the contradictions? Too much talk solving nothing. You talk to sound smart, BUT has this solved the contradictions? How many questions were in the quiz? How many did you get right? Why did you not get any right? CONTRADICTIONS. I call a spade a spade.

felixomor:
Oh sorry boy,
"Contradiction" also extends to ideas, statements etc

But sorry, u refused to check the dictionary.
U missed the opportunity to educate urself.

Its not too late, though.
Shalom

I am good with psychology. "Sorry boy" indeed. Does not work with me. Yeah it is too late. You made no sense at all, glad you know your arguments are DOA. We all not fools. Good night

ellacute45:
Laxton also in the UK stop lying joor

Shut your trap. I too know, yet not making sense. Is cape town also in the UK? Has he not shown a map, showing all the towns he listed all in south africa?

felixomor:
Well, since u have refused to allow the true dictionary definition of "contradiction" to perfuse your brain,

Cheers

you need to work on your wittiness. I know you are used to manipulating your fellow doodoos.

You defined contradictions subject to events. You make me laugh, trying to shift attention to the events and away from the narrations. Obviously knowing you are nailed with the contradicting narrations. Pls go suck your thumb, you aint talking to a fool.
Why could you not pass the test? Are the answers not from you bible? If such arguments were presented in a law court, won't the validity of the case be in question based on conflicting arguments from the supposed witnesses?

felixomor:
In case u dont know
A contradiction is a set of events that opppse each other or events that are mutually exclusive.

Its obvious u didnt know that definition before u uttered the bible "contradiction" u blabbed.

This thread below is for people like u.
Its titled.
"Bible contradiction for dummies"
=================
https://www.nairaland.com/3538710/bible-contradiction-dummies-correction-internet

Enjoy.

Oh yeah, that dumb thread, what is it with you and many others trying to promote your threads?
The events need not contradict because it's very likely they never happened. But there is clear contradiction in the narration. Well pointed out by www.exchristian.com.

KingEbukaNaija:
I did . Check again .

Good. Let's keep it clean. Good night

KingEbukaNaija:
Derail the thread ?

I didn't , it was just harsh criticism .

You cld not address the op, you busied yourself with detecting who and who is using multiple accnts to post on the thread. How unsecured can u be?

felixomor:
Define the word "contradiction".

Consult a dictionary

In case you don't have one, you can use the google search bar. Type : "Definition of Contradiction".

AlvanT:
if he does it what will he gain did he tell you he's about to open a church or coerce people to join his sect? what have you gained now? sorry for you life poo!

Their aim is to derail the thread. They feel so inferior and unsecured.

By the way, op, very well put thread

shanicemel:
I dnt beleive that, I know d word of God but l scored 0. However its not consistent

How long shall we deceive ourselves? Is it not so obvious? Those contradictions are just too glaring, it's a shame many christians still see this as a propaganda against christianity, did seun write the bible?

247NewsUpdateNG:
Learning to read and understand well should be top of your 2017 bucket list.

The irony.

247NewsUpdateNG:
From my observation of your comment, I believe you are a Darwin disciple so I put this to you.
Any day you can explain how the first organism or fossil, through which evolution supposedly began, only then do you have the moral jurisdiction to give a Christian this quiz.
Happy New Year!

What does origin of species have to do with contradictions of the bible? If you must address me, ensure u are making sense

Mimzyy:
Happy new year at 7:46pm . Issokay. Wish you the same. Thank you Sir.

Yeah

Anas09:
The Prayer is for the Redeemed, not for the OutCasts so, stop SYH

This is 2017, you will do well to ignore me as I have no business with you. I know it's hard for u, but put some effort in not being so attached to me.

Mimzyy:
I just said this prayer and I thought to share with you all. It's not going to take you more than 10-15minutes to read it from the depth of your heart. Happy new year guys.

Smh
Happy new year

4everGod:
Anyways i am done here. Let those who wish to continue with the tomfoolery continue but we sabi dem

A new year is round the corner. May it be greater for everyone than the one passing away.

Shalom!

Amen.
Thanks for the prayer.

Dumb thread anyway. Next time let's try to ignore trolls like this