₦airaland Forum

Elbizzcklinz:
FUNNY...it's a nice, soft paper.

Muafrika2:
Ha ha

This one doesn't even know that Zuckerberg decamped

hahn:
Op, whatever you do, do not throw your bible away.

You can use it to roll weed and even wipe your ass after a good poop

Yes, it is very useful

soulpeppersoup:
That is the different between those who receive from God and those who does not.

One need the holy spirit to reveal to him the mysteries of God hidden in scriptures.

One day as I read that book God spoke to me clearly saying, "son you no not, neither do you have understanding." Therefore, he continued, "you walk in darkness that is while your life has lost bearing, but if you will discover the light in my word to walk in them. You will not have to pray to me before your life return on the right course." And He gave me sign.

adedayourt:
am not understanding, what's a malam doing with a sum of 10million naira in the first place. Den I think did guy need spiritual attention ASAP

Culin:
Ah! Seriously what did MMM participants do to offend the mods on nairaland?

myking95:
Young man, shut your mouth...don't use a faceless forum to hoard insults. Our minds are not in the same league. Once again shut your mouth and learn manners. Idiot

johnydon22:
The Famous Johannes Kepler once thought that the moon craters were works of intelligent beings on the moon, he observed the perfect geometrical models of the craters and he attributed this to intelligence since he thinks that such perfect circles can not be formed through random chaotic natural causalities - so he concluded that there must equally be intelligent beings on the moon just like earth.

But it's no news that he was wrong, the craters even though perfect circles are in fact product of chance and chaos, random fates interwoven in an uncharted cosmic play.
falling bodies of great speed (e.g meteors) will create a local explosion equally symetrical in every direction therefore creates perfect circles. so you are making the same mistake kepler did and that is placing a limit on nature from what you think it can achieve or cant.

Life is a chemistry made mostly of the most abundant elements in the universe, it's an intricate organic chemisty but the bedrocks of this chemistry is also abundant through out the universe - Hydrogen, carbon, oxygen, nitrogen are the basic compositions in the chemisty of life they are also the commonest elements in the universe.

Johanness kepler once asked while eating a salad "If this lettuce, cabbage, carrot, peas and milk has been floating eternally, could they be that by chance they will at a point meet and salad is made?"

"yes" was the answer given by his wife.

The universe has oxygen and hydrogen in abundance do you think water is not a MUST result? even though it is dependent on random distribution of these elements - water is still in abundance through out this cosmos.

the universe has every material necessary for life, you are just limiting it's possibility by establishing the limit of complexity you think it can achieve which is in fact dishonest - nature is boundless and as far as we know the universe might be teaming with life just like it has water.

even an organic compound as complex as ethanol (alcohol) occurs naturally.

Complexity can also be a product of accumulation over time, you are neglecting the important factor which is TIME.

then again let us examine the argument that "something complex cannot be without being designed" well i am not saying you are wrong by saying God must have probably designed life or anything else but check this.

For something to be conscious, intelligent and powerful enough to design or create something as intricate as life that thing must be equally as complex or even more complex.

so isn't God definite and perfect?
Isn't God beautiful?
isn't God overly complex?

unless you would argue that God is just a conscious nebulous nothing.

so using an even more complex thing (God) to explain the complexity of life by trailing the line "nothing complex can exist without being put in place by external design" the argument falls on itself.

since God is equally complex doesn't that logic require God to be also designed and caused? But if you say God is not caused or designed then you have by yourself contradicted your own argument by proposing something (God) can exist without being put in place.

therefore we can still apply that pleading, save a step and say that your argument does not hold sway on the complexity of life.

Chance is a cosmological agent - imagine this, on the night of your conception up to 2million sperm cells swam towards the ovum and each of this sperm cells could have formed a different individual and do not forget that even the ovum itself if it was different could still lead to a different result.

so now even your own chance of existing is less than 1:2,000,000... but yet here you are, it means that up to 2,000,000 other possible humans are not existing because you are existing.

it was a very slim chance, nearly impossible but you are here - Understand this that something is unlikely or has a slim chance is not exactly same as impossible and given a very broad field of incessant causalities like the cosmos 'nothing is impossible'

DoctorAlien:
It's not as if they don't know that GOD exists: they know that GOD exists. They'd rather continue to assure themselves that He does not exist than give up their sinful lifestyles.

ShoProperties:
grin Lalasticlala, mynd44 Happy Sunday

ShoProperties:
Why isn't life enough proof for atheists that God exists? How can something so complicated occur randomly?
There will never be enough proof for atheists until God walks up to them and asks them so sit down and shut up… and I don’t see that happening. I enjoy my agnostic friends that question the existence of God. I think everyone who has faith questions at one point or another, but that is what faith is all about.

myking95:
While u have some valid points, I'll ask u something, for people to believe in the supernatural for thousands of years are they fools? Yes not everything u see or hear is true, but let me tell u. I'm from okobo in akwa Ibom state Nigeria, at age 8 I've witnessed some wierd supernatural stuff, I've seen HIV results changes, as protocol I've see a girl with a withered hand literally come back to life that was august 2014, my dad told us of how his mates used to swallow razors and how the diabolic fishermen turned to crocodiles at sea, in October 2016, a man threatened to send lightening to my dad and he did exactly one week later, it was not even raining, I've used leaves to perform magic and levitation before I was 10. And I'm not an ignoramus, I'm an engineering student. Just because u can't see something, doesn't mean it doesn't exist. Do u see radio waves, don't u see their effect? These atheists, just a little enlightenment of their mind is what is puffing them up, the universe holds more secrets than you can know. While I don't endorse fear of the spiritual, understanding and enlightenment of the mind is in order so u can defend and protect yourself

fastguy10:
It look like Muslims suffer in western while Christians suffer in Africa

obiageIi:
We didnt need gen before buhari

Beremx:
see where your mind dey go? bad boy like you.

Kwonder:
Mugu...when I have different versions of the Word on my devices, this retard is eating paper like a goat

hopefulLandlord:
nonsense

how many pedophile priest have been running mad? shouldn't he start in his house first?

oh! okay your god has his priorities right, example of such is where he vehemently condemned eating of shellfishes but condoned slavery

we all know eating shellfishes is worse than owning another human as property and passing them to one's children and children's children

hahn:
He just wasted perfect toilet tissue

Koolking:
Pray from now till next century, God will never answered you.

MMM participants themselves robbed others to get to where they were (wondering where the 30% was coming from?). Bragging MMM changed their status last year. What goes around comes around. It's non-negotiable natural law.

MARKone:
Oh lawd

I have money trapped there, but this shii is damn too funny. But i think that's what we need right now, laughter..

OgorCDL:
May God grant you all that you wish for your fellow Nigerians who participated in this MMM scheme because it was a means to survive Buhari's harsh economy. That is all I have to say to you.

It's just a shame that nairaland has been reduced to a forum of jobless scoundrels who have nothing better to do than to hate because they are myopic, cowardly and lack the financial capacity to participate.

I am a living testimony that MMM pays. I have been paid since last week and I have requested to PH so I see no reason for all the negative publicity especially on nairaland.

Don't worry. MMM will shame all of you soon.

holuhsheun:
Dnt really wants to argue with you because I knw u wnt accept defeat, u ve bin deluded. ur sins r troubling u.. Only jesus can gv peace of mind bro

holuhsheun:
D problem I have with some people is that, they r trying every means to refute Christianity all because of their evil act which God promise to judge. n dey felt that if they can amass people to ignore n criticize Christianity dey ll find d joy dey r looking for, (i bet u'll never find) which u can never have except dey repent n gve their life to jesus.. (the truth exist no matter how or what u felt)
Come to think of it. how will u measure morality if deres no jesus n on what basis will d unjust and d just man be weighed. who's responsible for forgiveness of our past sin if we actually want to turn a new leave(d government or who?). Which religion actually touch morality to the extent of our intents. You'll rather be looking for a trust Worthy person to do work for u Dan for u to be a trustworthy person. We'll let me add DS to it God ll nt only bring all your works to judgement but hell awaits you except u repent

Phaeze:
Good one.

Christianity was designed to be acceptable to Romans. Anything that was problematic in the Gospels was simply altered. The "big picture" was all that mattered. The fine print could be argued about later by theologians (and that's exactly what happened).

Religion, in the past as now, was not only psychological but also political. A religion, for example, that says that Jews are the chosen people will not be adopted by anyone other than Jews. The Roman Empire certainly wouldn't have embraced it. "Jewish" Christianity had to be Romanised. Christianity was founded after Christ's death and burial, not during his lifetime. Christianity is much more closely related to pagan gods than it is to Yahweh of the Jews.

As for Jesus being "God", this was only established by a vote at the Council of Nicea in 325 CE. In other words, for three centuries there were many people who called themselves Christians who did not necessarily regard Jesus as God. The Jehovah's Witnesses of today are of similar ilk. They call themselves Christians but they follow the tradition of Arius that Jesus is God's first and greatest creation, but is not himself God. If Christians understood the history of Christianity, and weren't some idiots from Neptune, they would stop being Christians. It is the biggest fraud ever perpetrated against humanity.

mrmrmister:
The last point is the most important of all.
SEED OFFERING
They must pay

Roon9:
Lols! See blatant lies! Seun and co are obviously working hard for their paymasters.
Go on peddle some more lies! Your site will go down first before MMM does. Rubbish

ybalogs:
Chai,I believe it's payback time for you abi?As you don warn people around you and they refused to budge,just stay silent as you revel on your "I told you so" slogan nah.We don hear so abeg just stop rubbing pepper for we wound.

ybalogs:
Una no go leave us alone?Nah your money?Just watch as we GH soon even with people refusing to PH.

admax:
Seems some people participated or won past editions of this Big Brother show, so where are they now?

Useless show

Only jobless people watch those shows.

Everblazinggg:
Some believe and love
Those that love confess him
God remains himself.