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Communication between birds. This is a great caption

@ OP. You wrote that a lady.... and you used "his". Pls check and modify.

Really? This sounds so absurd.
1. How's it possible for the Gorilla to swallow such?
2. How did the Gorilla come in contact with the money?
3. Firstly it was a snake in Jamb's office. Now, it's a Gorilla at a zoo.

Naija! Which way nah? *sighs

What a pity. The dolphin swam in the wrong water body and unfortunately found itself dead before death strikes it.

As a true professional, Hazard has always been wonderful. That has been his number 1 edge over Neymar Jr.

To my fellow Barça fans, only God can save us come next season. Btw, this is Real Madrid's second top signing after Luka Jovic.

Yes, exactly. The course is Financial accounting.

Bizlifelines201:
Do you mean financial accounting auditor?
At your level of education, you should be aware of the necessity of clarity in what you want.Many readers will initially struggle with your understanding what you really want.

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Pls, watch what you say or type carefully.

delugajackson:
Perhaps she should have been adorned with suicide bomb vests and a couple of hand grenades to further express her fashion sense. Then proceed to say the words "Allahu akbar" and send hundreds of souls to their early graves in exchange for 72 Tokunbo virgins to prove that she's totally Islamic.

But I guess I'll never know what it means to be a Muslim, what it feels like to kill for no reason.

Venue: Wanda Metropolitano Stadium, Madrid, Spain
Capacity : 67,829
Referee : Damir Skomina (SLOVENIA)


Little wonder why the English Premier League (EPL) is dubbed as the most successful and competitive football league in the world. History was made when, for the first time ever, four EPL clubs featured in the finals of the top two European Club competitions - UEFA Champions League (UCL) and the UEFA Europa League (UEL). Last Wednesday, marked he first half of the history. Maurizio Sarri's Chelsea Blue Army won the UEL after defeating Arsenal FC 4-1, in Azerbaijan. Tonight, the other half of the history will come into life when Liverpool FC face off with Tottenham Hotspurs.
Neither of both teams will have an iota of belief if Octopus Paul predicts their appearances in the final stage of the competition,this season. Liverpool FC defeated FC Barcelona 4-3 on aggregates, after suffering a 3-0 loss at the Nou Camp. Prior to the second leg, Liverpool favourite, Mohammed Salah suffered an injury during the final EPL match against Newcastle FC. The highlight of the 2nd leg was at the 79th minute when vibrant right back, Alexander - Arnold caught Barça's defense line napping. He took a quick, brilliant corner kick towards Origi who blasted the ball through the goal post.
Liverpool has had a similar comeback which was known as the Miracle Of Istanbul, in 2005 against AC Milan at Instabul, Turkey. Liverpool great, Steven Gerrard inspired his teammates with a nodder which prompted a sharp response to later win by 3-2 on penalties. Tonight's match marks Jurgen Klopp's 3rd appearance in the UCL final. His first was at FC Dortmund in 2013, when they lost by 1-0 to FC Bayern Munich. A similar, unexpected loss was in the 2017/18 UCL final. This time, his Liverpool team lost 3-1 to Real Madrid; no thanks to a shameful, concussion - influenced performance by on - loan goalkeeper, Llorius Karius. Now, tonigt, the German native leads his Liverpool charges to the Wanda Metropolitano Stadium, Madrid, Spain.
In 2009, Argentine coach, Mauricio Pochetino guided his former La Liga clubside -Espanyol, to a mid table finish at he end of the season. He was noted for giving top teams a run for their money in Spanish competitions. Notably among these was when his side defeated derby rivals FC Barcelona , in a league game by 2-1. Five years after, he was appointed as head coach at the White Hart Lane. He had previous stints at Swansea and Southampton football clubs. After survival against Manchester City in the Quarterfinals, Tottenham faced an energetic Ajax team. In the 1st leg, Ajax won by 1-0. A Lucas Moura inspired Spurs lineup defeated Ajax by 3-3 in aggregates, earning the Brazilian winger a MOTM award after his fantastic hat trick of goals.
Tonight, French keeper and captain Hugo Lloris will hope to lift the cup just like he did in the 2018 FIFA World Cup Final In Russia. With both star players, Harry Kane and Mo'Salah declared fit, both teams will look forward to having a Clash Of The Titans, in Madrid. Will it be hat trick of UCL finals losses for Jurgen Klopp, or the first ever European cup title for Spurs and Poch; just like when Chelsea did it in 2012?

Continue running your big mouth like tap. Iffa slap you ehn...

0KNM:
Not shocked. He only needs time to get back to the street. It is who they are

Waoh! A great research and good results as well. I love Biological innovations a lot. Biopesticides are the order of the day, as they are eco-friendly. #Zoology_graduate #Unilorin

Today, FC Barcelona will welcome English Premier League title contenders and 5-tine European champions - Liverpool FC, to the Camp Nou. Luis Suarez will play against his former side once again, after the 2015 Charity game. Memories will begin to be recalled, notably when the then Liverpool skipper, Steven Gerrard slipped off the ball, allowing Demba Ba to slot in a goal that denied the Reds of becoming EPL champions. Nevertheless, it's all in the spirit of the game. PFA Players' Player of the Year award winner, Virgil Van dijk will be tasked with marking out Barça superstar, Lionel Messi. With just 20 goals conceded in 36 league games, Van dijk has proved to be a defensive mountain. All thanks to his calmness and ability to read the game. Messi helped his club to claim a consecutive La Liga title last weekend, after he registered 34 goals in 32 Liga matches. The Barça attack maestro has played against some of the best defenders in the history of the game - John Terry, Nemanja Vidic, Sergio Ramos, Lucio, Alessandro Nesta.... the list goes on and on. Hope you know what that means? The Reds boast of a strong 3-man front line in the likes of Sadio Mane, Firminho and Mo' Salah. Throughout the season, Barça has relied much on Messi's magical brilliance, as seen in previous seasons. Like Sinusoidal waves, Luis Suarez's performance of late has recalled for a replacement for the Uruguayan international; with age telling on his side. The goalkeepers of both teams have been impressive between the goal posts. Question is, Can Gerrard Pique and Lenglet's partnership pose a problem to Mane, Firminho or Mo?
Though some fans argue that the game between these two heavyweights is more/less the final of this season's UCL tournament. However, the contest for the Ballon d'Or award remains a "Survival of the fittest" between Van dijk and Leo Meesi.
... Still on the road to the Wanda Metropolitano stadium, come June 1st.

Back then, I didn't really like him. But of recent, this guy has been outspoken for the right reasons, and he's become mlre matured. Good one from Raheem.

Lobatan!

Ufranklin92:
Your statement was useless