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A small boy named Akpos lived in a village in
Warri,
Nigeria. None of his classmates liked him because
of
his stupidity, especially his teacher, who was
always
yelling at him, "You are driving me crazy Akpos!"
One day Akpos' mother came to the school to check
on
how he was doing. The teacher told his mother
honestly, that her son is simply a disaster, getting
very
low marks and had never seen such a dumb boy in
her
entire teaching career!
The mother was shocked at the feedback, withdrew
her
son from the school and even moved to another
town!
25 years later, the teacher was diagnosed with an
incurable heart disease. All the doctors strongly
advised her to have an open heart operation, which
only one surgeon could perform. Left with no other
options, the teacher decided to have the operation,
which was successful.
When she opened her eyes after the surgery, she
saw a
handsome doctor smiling down at her! She wanted
to
thank him, but could not talk. Her face started to
turn
blue, she raised her hand, trying to tell him
something
but eventually died!
The doctor was shocked and was trying to work
out
what went wrong. When he turned around, he saw
our
friend Akpos, working as a cleaner in the clinic,
who
had unplugged the oxygen equipment to connect
his
phone charger!
Don't tell me you thought that Akpos became a
doctor?.... Hehehehe

Money has different names !!! In Church its called
(offering), In School its (fee), In marriage it's called
(dowry), In divorce (alimony), When u owe
someone
its (debt ), When u pay the government (tax), In
Court (fines), Civil Servant retirees (pension), Boss
to workers (salary), Master to subordinates
(wages),
When u borrow from bank (loan), When u offer after
a service (tip), To kidnappers (ransom), Illegally
received in d name of service (bribe).
The question is: "When a Husband gives it to his
Wife" What do we call it?
Answer __________??

aemmy:
vision
ion
ions
visit
net
not
sin
son
sieve
vise
ten
tel
tile
tiles
tens
tense
tie
ties
nets
vest
lie
lies
nit
nits
tone
tones
ton
teen
teens
tin
tins
tine
tines
lest
let
lot
lots
sole
one
ones
seven
set
seen
sit
see
stone
stove
lion
lions
loin
loins
solve
vote
toe
votes
toes
volt
volts
eve
eves
elves
lone
lines
line
vine
vines
site
vile
voles
vole


OP, hw come it's one word dt u're able to form

u don vex

Do you no dat u can find more than 104 words
in TELEVISION? mine is "OIL" Drop yours and
dont copy another person's word.

basbone:
SU means Sheh Udeycraze?

See U

Serioys after Uselessness

I believe before now Nigerian army should
have gone an extra length on mapping out
strategies, how to bring an end to this
mayhem. I don't want to say that Nigerian
army are,not capable to face boko haram,
well it's well.

if someone call u SU, Chai make una reject am o. if u know the meaning, u will.shout kwe kwe..
i saw some christains ladies and. my called her SU; naso I ask am for the meaning. chai i no fit talk am. pls help me type am

sheyman4phy:
Oga Ade eti e n gbo igbokugbo

Lolz

donmalcolm21:
Scrap NYSC and montise the allowance to graduates.

aw many graduate do u think will get the money

ewizard1:
@Hargbo Here!!!

I didnt want to put another seller's link on that. So here is the better one I got.

thanks man

Sleekbash:
As the 2014 batch C are about going by November, I thought to myself that it's better we start a trend for 2015 batch A cos the year is about ending.... It's only roughly about 6months for we 2015 batch A to enter camp too. #TeamA15#

I am hearing 2015 batch A. will be cancelled due to election. aw true is dat

The House of
Representatives on Thursday in Abuja
passed for second reading a bill seeking
an improved welfare package for members
of the National Youth Service Corps.
The bill seeks to amend the NYSC Act No
51 of 1993 by making provisions to
enhance the welfare of corps members,
encourage acquisition of special business
and commercial skills at the end of the
annual service year.
Moshood Mustapha (All Progressives
Congress – Kwara), who sponsored the
bill, expressed regrets over unemployment
and poverty rate bedeviling the country.
He said the proposed amendment would
encourage self-employment.
Section 7(3) of the proposed amendment
seeks to increase state governments
annual subvention from N500,000 to
N50m, to enable NYSC to cater adequately
for the welfare and skill acquisition needs
of corps members.
It said such minimum subvention shall be
provided before the commencement of the
service year, for which it was intended.
Section 18 (2) also seeks to increase
minimum accommodation allowance from
N250 per month to N5,000 while transport
allowance might be increased from N150
per month to N5,000.
The sponsor added, “The bill seeks to
amend the NYSC Decree 51 of 1993 to
provide for the training of corps members
to acquire skills and business.
“It would enable them to seek other means
of sustainable livelihood and fend for
themselves other than the white collar
jobs that are in acute shortage”. (NAN)

Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to
do is stand still and look stupid.

the password is for version 3

but version 4 is on the way

Here are some 10 web links that lay hid deep
inside your Google account dashboard that
answers most of the questions posed by most
users of Google accounts; Questions like, Which
website has access to my Google account? What
does Google know about me? Where can I see
ads that I’ve clicked on Google search? Where
can I get a list of ad that I’ve clicked on Google?
What does Google know about the places I’ve
visited recently? Where should I go if have
forgotten the administrator password for
Google? What are my interests as determined by
Google? Of course, these are far from being
rhetoric questions. These links would show you
how much of you Google knows in an interesting
depth. Here they are:
1. https://accounts.google.com/
SignUpWithoutGmail
With this URL, you can signup to a new Google
account without necessarily following the
religious protocol of using your @gmail.com as
username. You can actually sign up using any
email address.
2. https://maps.google.com/locationhistory
Your Android device may be reporting your
recent location data and velocity (are you moving
and if yes, how fast are you moving) back to
Google servers. Head over to the Google Maps
website to see your entire location history and
you also have the option to export this data as
KML files that can be viewed inside Google Earth
or even Google Drive.
See: 10 Fantabulous Google Features You Should
be Using
3. https://www.google.com/ads/preferences/
Mathematicians can actually calculate your
height using the size gotten from your footprints;
In like manner, Google actually approximates
your personality based on the site you have
visited, your Google plus account, and other
signals. Google make estimations of your age,
gender, etc, and uses these data to serve you
better. Use this URL to view how Google estimates
you to be.
4. https://security.google.com/settings/security/
activity
Given the IP and approximate location, you can
check if anyone else had used your Google
account. Go to the activity report to see a log of
every device that has recently been used to log
into your Google account. Unfortunately, you
can’t remotely log out of a Google session. But,
this URL sure gets you some security to cut down
your worries.
5. https://support.google.com/legal
Digital conveniences are at your fingertips, just
move them! If you ever find your content
appearing on another website that is using one
or more Google products – say Blogger, AdSense,
Google+ or YouTube – you can raise a DMCA
complaint with Google against that site to get
that content removed. This wizard can also be
used to remove websites from Google search
results that are not welcoming to your content.
6. https://www.google.com/takeout
Freedom! Yes, you can download your photos,
contacts, videos, Gmail messages out of Google’s
territory. All you do is head straight to the
Takeout page to download.
See also: How to Use Google to Solve Simple &
Complicated Mathematics
7. https://security.google.com/settings/security/
permissions
This is a complete list of web apps, browser
extensions, Google Scripts and mobile apps that
have any read or write access to your Google
data. If the permission level says “access to basic
account info”, it basically means that you have
used your Google account to sign-in to that app.
8. https://www.google.com/settings/account/
inactive
Though this does not work for Google apps, it’s a
kind of Google reminder to log onto your Gmail
account (accounts-perhaps you have multiple) in
intervals of a few months. This helps you avoid
violating Google’s program policy (because you
have to login at least once every 9 months).
9. https://history.google.com
https://history.google.com/history/audio
‘Measurement is for the ease of enquiry’. Google
records every search term that you’ve ever typed
into their search boxes. They even keep a log of
every Google ad that you have clicked on various
websites and if you are a Google Now user, you
can also see a log of all your audio search
queries. OK Google.
10. https://admin.google.com/domain.com/
VerifyAdminAccountPasswordReset [*]
Replace domain.com in the above URL with your
own web domain name.
‘Once smart, twice smarter’, This URL gives you
the ‘twice smarter edge’ against hacking. If ever
your account is hacked, this secret link helps you
reset your admin password, you would also have
to verify your domain name by creating a CNAME
record in your DNS.

Autobots must escape sight from a
bounty hunter who takes control of the
human serendipity: Unexpectedly, Optimus
Prime and his remaining gang turn to a
mechanic and his daughter for help.

Advance english dictionary version 3
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