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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Hargbo(m): 7:16am On May 12, 2015
Ayima:
2015 batch B is September, know it now so that you won't get shocked when the timetable is released. I don't want anybody to be shocked in such a way that he or she will miss the service because of over shock, so start preparing now!
Overshock ke....so hillarious...even if NYSC turn to ant...I no go miss am again
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Hargbo(m): 7:15am On May 12, 2015
hilsocial:
Any evidence bro .
E dey for NYSC site na
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Hargbo(m): 7:15am On May 12, 2015
hilsocial:
Any evidence bro .
E dey for NYSC site na
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Hargbo(m): 6:51pm On May 11, 2015
hilsocial:
Chill na Nov.
Na september
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Hargbo(m): 6:44pm On May 11, 2015
erisegun:
lmao......no mind babatawa jare. Ajigbomu ni boy yen
shocked
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Hargbo(m): 1:58pm On May 11, 2015
babatawa:
Hargbo ori pipe lo need... Mr man, nur be me you call
Ki lo sele babatawa
Jokes Etc › Re: 18+ Only. Minor, Pls Do Not Open by Hargbo(op): 8:39am On May 11, 2015
A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
Jokes Etc › Re: 18+ Only. Minor, Pls Do Not Open by Hargbo(op): 8:26am On May 11, 2015
In Tanzania, two friends went for an interview...
One was educated and the other wasn't, so they agreed to help each other.
They agreed that the educated one should go first... And when he come back, he should give the other answers to all the questions.
The first guy's interview started:
QN 1: "When was Tanzania's independence?"
GUY 1: "It was supposed to be 1960 but it was postponed to 1961 due to many reasons."
QN 2: "Who brought independence to Tanzania?"
GUY 1: "So many participated but it was Mwalimu Nyerere who finalized it."
QN 3: "It's believed that in planet Mars, there is life...is it true?"
GUY 1: "So many people say so, but it has not been scientifically proven."
When he left the interview room, he went straight to his uneducated friend and gave him all the answers.
Second guy's interview also started:
QN 1: "When were you born?"
GUY 2: "It was supposed to be 1960 but it was postponed to 1961."
QN 2: "What!! Who is your father?"
GUY 2: "So many participated but it was Mwalimu Nyerere who finalized it."
QN 3: "Oh My God!! Are u CRAZYhuh"
GUY 2: "So many say so but it has not been scientifically proven!"
Jokes Etc › Re: 18+ Only. Minor, Pls Do Not Open by Hargbo(op): 8:24am On May 11, 2015
Shortyy:
do you want to start a tribalistic war here or something?
War ke...aw I wan carry bazooka come hre.
Bt I sure say juDas mst be an igbo guy
Jokes Etc › 18+ Only. Minor, Pls Do Not Open by Hargbo(op): 8:13am On May 11, 2015
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If judas should be from NIGERIA, WHICH tribe will he behuh?
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Hargbo(m): 8:02am On May 11, 2015
babatawa:
Bros na still that game we dey talk about??

coz messi wey i knw nur b cannibal...
suarez has been teaching Messi on aw to make better use of his teeth
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Hargbo(m): 10:30pm On May 06, 2015
hilsocial:
Bk from Camp Nou, Pep will see Messi in his dream to9t, he don see wetin Man U see for finals twice. Meanwhile, good pm all.
Walahi...I no go lie Messi do wonder today...the guy chop all of Bayern scrotum finish fiafia
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Hargbo(m): 10:16pm On May 06, 2015
2el:
As the 2015 batch A are about going by May, it's better we start a trend for 2015 batch B, it is only about 7 month for we to enter camp too(November).#TeamB15
Na september batch b go comot
Literature › Nigeria Old National Anthem by Hargbo(op): 8:23am On May 04, 2015
"Nigeria, We Hail Thee" (1960-1978)
Nigeria, we hail thee,
Our own dear native land,
Though tribe and tongue may differ,
In brotherhood we stand,
Nigerians all are proud to serve
Our sovereign Motherland.
Our flag shall be a symbol
That truth and justice reign,
In peace or battle honour'd,
And this we count as gain,
To hand on to our children
A banner without stain.
O God of all creation,
Grant this our one request,
Help us to build a nation
Where no man is oppressed,
And so with peace and plenty
Nigeria may be blessed.
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Politics › Re: General Buhari At Lagos State 2015 Thanksgiving Service by Hargbo(m): 8:40am On Jan 05, 2015
tempex88:
FP. Asap....

GMB did not remove his cap.

Assuming today was january 2016, we have from left, prof yemi Osinbajo, vice president of the federal republic of Nigeria, Rtd Gen Mohammud Buhari, president federal republic of Nigeria, baabatunde Raji Fashola, attroney general of the Federation and Pastor EA Adeboye, president, Christain Association of Nigeria.

Vote APC to make this a reality
biggest Mumu
NYSC › Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by Hargbo(m): 8:24am On Jan 05, 2015
2015 Batch A NYSC Mobilization
Timetable is out. All prospective Batch A
Corp members for 2015 are to check out
their NYSC Mobilization Timetable.
Please note, this Timetable has been
made official and as such, you should
print these out or Copy them out as this is
what you will need during your various
session.
The various sessions have been
distinguished according to their various
events and the date required of you to
perform one specific task or the other.
1. 2015 Batch A pre-mobilization
workshop – You need to know that
the pre-mobilization workshop for
all Batch A kicks-of on the 17th –
19th December, 2014. This is also
mandatory for all prospective Corp
members.
2. Final year students / prospective
corps members sensitization – To
make your NYSC years memorable
free of tussles, you will need to be at
the various sensitization/briefing
points which holds between 19th –
23rd January, 2015
3. NYSC programme list will be
displayed on the official NYSC
portal in which you can cross check
the ones that pertains to you online.
This will be viewable between 1st –
15th February, 2015
4. Submission and the online
Uploading of the Senate and/or
Academic Board Approved Re-
validation Lists and Result by CPIs
is scheduled for 16th – 21st
February, 2015
5. Foreign and Locally educated
Nigerian Graduates registration will
be done online between 2nd March
– 4th April, 2015
6. Mobilization status notification will
be pushed forward to all
prospective Corps Members
between 13th – 14th April, 2015
7. The Delivery of all print-outs to
CPIS is scheduled for 15th – 17th
April, 2015
8. Verification of Complaints – All
complains as pertain to your NYSC
status will be reviewed all across
the federation between 17th and
18th April, 2015 at the FCT
secretariat.
9. All health cases and marital status
will be submitted by the CPIs
between 20th and 22nd April, 2015.
10. Advance Notification for online
printing of your call-up letters will
be communicated to you on the
27th of April, 2015
11. The Delivery of call-up letters and
other relevant documentations will
reach the CPIs on 27th – 29th April,
2015
12. The Online printing of the said call-
up letters by Corps Members and its
collection in the various institutions
is scheduled for 27th April – 4th
May, 2015
13. Finally, the 2015 Batch A
Orientation Course kicks-off
between 5th and 26th May, 2015
Therefore, stay tune for more updates on
2015 Batch A Mobilization.
NYSC › Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by Hargbo(m): 8:21am On Jan 05, 2015
johndanny:
Good morning house, pls when is the time table for batch A coming out cos guys no fit wait again o after my Dept don f*ck my style up for batch C, just hope its for d better...
na may
Christianity Etc › Re: Papa Oyedepo's Tongues by Hargbo(m): 9:53am On Dec 10, 2014
emmanuelagbeniga@gmail.com
Dis my email pls send it to me also
Thank u
Health › Re: How To Rapidly Increase Your Pen*s Size To12 Inches Within A Month by Hargbo(op): 8:42pm On Nov 29, 2014
ifaoni:
yea, shes not a LovePeddler. I lasts long in bem
lol
NYSC › Re: Can Anyone In NYSC Camp Confirm The Payment Of N38,900 Alawee? by Hargbo(m): 8:18pm On Nov 29, 2014
omoteamac:
punctuation to "ME THINKS"(instead of "I THINK"wink?i cnt even define ur problem gan sef..define it nd get a solutn to it...olobe
aw much fortune ve u amass with the fucking grammar u sabi...dudes
NYSC › Re: Can Anyone In NYSC Camp Confirm The Payment Of N38,900 Alawee? by Hargbo(m): 8:15pm On Nov 29, 2014
Chartey:
How can someone come down to Katsina from Abujahuhhuh
y is it nt possible...u never commor for ur crib b4
NYSC › Re: Can Anyone In NYSC Camp Confirm The Payment Of N38,900 Alawee? by Hargbo(m): 8:13pm On Nov 29, 2014
SammyHoe:
if you let corpers remain with the 19,800 naira, then u'll be havin many more unemployed graduate every year. Why not look at it in this way; if the allowee is made 38k then there ll be self employment. Then those unemployed of yours will get employed by these self employed 'otondos' when they become established.
dis is so dissappointing...if u want to be self employed u can start with any capital...it is nt until they pay u 38k....the higher the money....the bulkier the responsibilitiesss...dnt deceive urself on on fucking money to be self employed
NYSC › Re: Can Anyone In NYSC Camp Confirm The Payment Of N38,900 Alawee? by Hargbo(m): 8:09pm On Nov 29, 2014
osisey2010:
I just heard from a corper in Nasarawa state that they've begin paying them N38900 in their orientation camp... Confirmed from an otondo in abuja camp and its d same news.
na 19800 dey pay dem....mtchew
Phones › Re: Pls How Do I Use My Bb As Wireless Hotspot??? by Hargbo(m): 3:14am On Nov 29, 2014
ddjay:
Konga staff, mtcheew
yeah....advertising for konga as if dre re no other ways to connect ur phone without hotspot...freak
Phones › Re: Pls How Do I Use My Bb As Wireless Hotspot??? by Hargbo(m): 7:22pm On Nov 28, 2014
hufou:
Creating hotspots using a Blackberry can be very confusing for a beginner. In this tutorial, I'll be breaking down this process so you can follow step by step.
*note: Kindly hit the quote or like button if you find this helpful.
Let's get down to work:

Step 1: Sell your existing Blackberry phone (it's practically useless for this purpose)
Step 2: Add some money then click here to buy a Blackberry with hotspot capabilities @ Konga
Step3: Switch on your Hotspot
Congrats, you just setup hotspot on your Blackberry
is dis the useless process u claim u can come up with....so disgusting
Health › Re: How To Rapidly Increase Your Pen*s Size To12 Inches Within A Month by Hargbo(op): 5:21pm On Nov 28, 2014
Oduduwaboy:
hmmm.just beware of penile fracture !
A penile fracture can occur only when there is trauma to the erect p*nis.
For those of us dat does not know what a penile dysfunction is :During an erec*tion, the pe*nis is engorged with blood. If the peni*s is bent suddenly or forcefully while it's engorged, the trauma may rupture the lining of one of the two cylinders in the pe*nis (corpus cavernosum) responsible for erections — resulting in a peni*s fracture. The trauma is usually related to aggressive or acrobatic sexual intercourse or, in some cases, aggressive mastur*bation.
A pen*is fracture is a painful injury that' often accompanied by an audible cracking sound, followed immediately by dark bruising of the peni*s due to blood escaping the cylinder. In some cases the tube that drains urine from the body (urethra) may be damaged as well, and
blood may be visible at the urinary opening of the pen*is.
A pen*is fracture requires urgent medical attention. A pen*is fracture can usually be diagnosed with a physical exam, and prompt surgical repair is typically recommended. Left untreated, a pe*nis fracture may result in deformity of the peni*s or the inability to have or maintain an ere*ction (erectile dysfunction).
Health › Re: How To Rapidly Increase Your Pen*s Size To12 Inches Within A Month by Hargbo(op): 11:20pm On Nov 25, 2014
PRISTINEMUSCLES:
What you put up there are just truck load of junks. Anyone that tries those would only end up hurting his pen.is. The length of the pen.is is overated what matters are its girth(circumference) as well as its owner's ability to use it efficiently.
guys like. to showoff that they have. the biggest. dix
Health › Re: How To Rapidly Increase Your Pen*s Size To12 Inches Within A Month by Hargbo(op): 3:37pm On Nov 25, 2014
ifaoni:
My 5inch is ok
wt 5inch small...does ur girl enjoy it
Politics › Should We Do To America What They Did Tous by Hargbo(op): 3:01pm On Nov 25, 2014
This life they say comes in phases,I remember the last time nigeria asked america to give us the experimental drugs instead it was given to other countries•now they need our help to teach them how we contained the ebolavirus•house wat is your take on this. should we or not
Health › How To Rapidly Increase Your Pen*s Size To12 Inches Within A Month by Hargbo(op):
The male organ i.e. penile structure is not made up of bones but contain strong muscles that eat up more blood and retain to stand
up and remain erect while the man is aroused sexually. Said this, when the man is sexually excited seeing naked woman or during the pre-intimacy, the muscles of the penile structure retains the blood and make the organ erected. The best hand exercise to make penis bigger based on this is stretching it naturally. During the day, stretch the organ downward (when it
is not erected of course) a few times. This naturally lengthens the structure and
you get bigger organ. The second answer for how to make your pe*nis bigger naturally by using your hands is massage it upward when it is erected. For this, you can manually erect
the pen*is using hands and once it is stood, you can putt it upward. Do this gently and a couple of dozen times. You can practice this 3-4 times a day for 3-4 months to see visible results.
The muscles in pe*nis are similar to that of what you have in rest of the body (say biceps). But then, these muscles grow bigger when they retain the blood. Building these muscles is quite similar to that of biceps and triceps. You can use traction and lift it with erected penis. A very little weight can be tied with glans pe*nis and as you do a weight lifting using arms, can
do with pe*nis. However, you must take care that you should not use too much weight there and lift the traction gently.
Travel › 1,200 Japanese Workers Builds Underground In 4hrs by Hargbo(op): 8:39am On Nov 21, 2014
On March 15, 2013, the Shibuya Station Toyoko Line
above-ground train quietly shut down for good, to be
replaced with a new section of subway track connecting
Shibuya Station and the nearby Daikanyama Station.
Converting the line from above-ground to underground
was a massive operation, requiring a grand total of
1,200 engineers and countless man-hours.
But, even if you’d been living in Tokyo at the time, you
probably wouldn’t have noticed the construction,
because it all occurred during the train line’s off-hours…
over the course of one single night.
In just one night, Tokyu Railways put their proprietary,
somewhat clunkily named STRUM (Shifting Track Right
Under Method) tech to the test, mobilizing all 1,200
engineers at once to slowly lower the existing tracks
along a pre-built incline to connect it with the subway
tracks below.
Building the incline required holding the tracks up on
temporary scaffolding as the company dug out the earth
below, which kind of makes us doubly glad the method
held up.
In all, with the Tokyu railway’s last train arriving at the
Shibuya Station at 1:00 am, and the first train the
following morning departing at around 5:00 am, the
army of engineers had a vanishingly short four hours to
put everything in place and send a few trains on a test
run before morning commuters arrived.
It’s almost a miracle that everything went smoothly, as
with so many boots on the ground and such a short time
to accomplish the task, it must have been a logistical
nightmare; each engineer required to know exactly
which bolt they were in charge of turning.
Thanks to Tokyu’s incredible organization and the
commendable teamwork of the engineers, the new
section of track from Shibuya to Daikanyama was ready
to roll overnight, giving us a renewed respect for
Japanese engineering.

Phones › Re: Best Blackberry Data Plan In Nigeria: Which Network? by Hargbo(m): 7:16pm On Nov 20, 2014
toluxa1:
For my area, its Airtel followed by GLO, then maybe Eti. MTN is not qualified to be on d list, even if dem dash me, I no go use. Extremely slow.
wat is d best. BB plan for Airtel on Curve 7, the cost nd the and the data size

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