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Ayima:Overshock ke....so hillarious...even if NYSC turn to ant...I no go miss am again |
hilsocial:E dey for NYSC site na |
hilsocial:E dey for NYSC site na |
hilsocial:Na september |
erisegun: |
babatawa:Ki lo sele babatawa |
A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough." |
In Tanzania, two friends went for an interview... One was educated and the other wasn't, so they agreed to help each other. They agreed that the educated one should go first... And when he come back, he should give the other answers to all the questions. The first guy's interview started: QN 1: "When was Tanzania's independence?" GUY 1: "It was supposed to be 1960 but it was postponed to 1961 due to many reasons." QN 2: "Who brought independence to Tanzania?" GUY 1: "So many participated but it was Mwalimu Nyerere who finalized it." QN 3: "It's believed that in planet Mars, there is life...is it true?" GUY 1: "So many people say so, but it has not been scientifically proven." When he left the interview room, he went straight to his uneducated friend and gave him all the answers. Second guy's interview also started: QN 1: "When were you born?" GUY 2: "It was supposed to be 1960 but it was postponed to 1961." QN 2: "What!! Who is your father?" GUY 2: "So many participated but it was Mwalimu Nyerere who finalized it." QN 3: "Oh My God!! Are u CRAZY "GUY 2: "So many say so but it has not been scientifically proven!" |
Shortyy:War ke...aw I wan carry bazooka come hre. Bt I sure say juDas mst be an igbo guy |
. . . . . . . . If judas should be from NIGERIA, WHICH tribe will he be ? |
babatawa:suarez has been teaching Messi on aw to make better use of his teeth |
hilsocial:Walahi...I no go lie Messi do wonder today...the guy chop all of Bayern scrotum finish fiafia |
2el:Na september batch b go comot |
"Nigeria, We Hail Thee" (1960-1978) Nigeria, we hail thee, Our own dear native land, Though tribe and tongue may differ, In brotherhood we stand, Nigerians all are proud to serve Our sovereign Motherland. Our flag shall be a symbol That truth and justice reign, In peace or battle honour'd, And this we count as gain, To hand on to our children A banner without stain. O God of all creation, Grant this our one request, Help us to build a nation Where no man is oppressed, And so with peace and plenty Nigeria may be blessed. |
tempex88:biggest Mumu |
2015 Batch A NYSC Mobilization Timetable is out. All prospective Batch A Corp members for 2015 are to check out their NYSC Mobilization Timetable. Please note, this Timetable has been made official and as such, you should print these out or Copy them out as this is what you will need during your various session. The various sessions have been distinguished according to their various events and the date required of you to perform one specific task or the other. 1. 2015 Batch A pre-mobilization workshop – You need to know that the pre-mobilization workshop for all Batch A kicks-of on the 17th – 19th December, 2014. This is also mandatory for all prospective Corp members. 2. Final year students / prospective corps members sensitization – To make your NYSC years memorable free of tussles, you will need to be at the various sensitization/briefing points which holds between 19th – 23rd January, 2015 3. NYSC programme list will be displayed on the official NYSC portal in which you can cross check the ones that pertains to you online. This will be viewable between 1st – 15th February, 2015 4. Submission and the online Uploading of the Senate and/or Academic Board Approved Re- validation Lists and Result by CPIs is scheduled for 16th – 21st February, 2015 5. Foreign and Locally educated Nigerian Graduates registration will be done online between 2nd March – 4th April, 2015 6. Mobilization status notification will be pushed forward to all prospective Corps Members between 13th – 14th April, 2015 7. The Delivery of all print-outs to CPIS is scheduled for 15th – 17th April, 2015 8. Verification of Complaints – All complains as pertain to your NYSC status will be reviewed all across the federation between 17th and 18th April, 2015 at the FCT secretariat. 9. All health cases and marital status will be submitted by the CPIs between 20th and 22nd April, 2015. 10. Advance Notification for online printing of your call-up letters will be communicated to you on the 27th of April, 2015 11. The Delivery of call-up letters and other relevant documentations will reach the CPIs on 27th – 29th April, 2015 12. The Online printing of the said call- up letters by Corps Members and its collection in the various institutions is scheduled for 27th April – 4th May, 2015 13. Finally, the 2015 Batch A Orientation Course kicks-off between 5th and 26th May, 2015 Therefore, stay tune for more updates on 2015 Batch A Mobilization. |
johndanny:na may |
emmanuelagbeniga@gmail.com Dis my email pls send it to me also Thank u |
ifaoni:lol |
omoteamac:aw much fortune ve u amass with the fucking grammar u sabi...dudes |
Chartey:y is it nt possible...u never commor for ur crib b4 |
SammyHoe:dis is so dissappointing...if u want to be self employed u can start with any capital...it is nt until they pay u 38k....the higher the money....the bulkier the responsibilitiesss...dnt deceive urself on on fucking money to be self employed |
osisey2010:na 19800 dey pay dem....mtchew |
ddjay:yeah....advertising for konga as if dre re no other ways to connect ur phone without hotspot...freak |
hufou:is dis the useless process u claim u can come up with....so disgusting |
Oduduwaboy:A penile fracture can occur only when there is trauma to the erect p*nis. For those of us dat does not know what a penile dysfunction is :During an erec*tion, the pe*nis is engorged with blood. If the peni*s is bent suddenly or forcefully while it's engorged, the trauma may rupture the lining of one of the two cylinders in the pe*nis (corpus cavernosum) responsible for erections — resulting in a peni*s fracture. The trauma is usually related to aggressive or acrobatic sexual intercourse or, in some cases, aggressive mastur*bation. A pen*is fracture is a painful injury that' often accompanied by an audible cracking sound, followed immediately by dark bruising of the peni*s due to blood escaping the cylinder. In some cases the tube that drains urine from the body (urethra) may be damaged as well, and blood may be visible at the urinary opening of the pen*is. A pen*is fracture requires urgent medical attention. A pen*is fracture can usually be diagnosed with a physical exam, and prompt surgical repair is typically recommended. Left untreated, a pe*nis fracture may result in deformity of the peni*s or the inability to have or maintain an ere*ction (erectile dysfunction). |
PRISTINEMUSCLES:guys like. to showoff that they have. the biggest. dix |
ifaoni:wt 5inch small...does ur girl enjoy it |
This life they say comes in phases,I remember the last time nigeria asked america to give us the experimental drugs instead it was given to other countries•now they need our help to teach them how we contained the ebolavirus•house wat is your take on this. should we or not |
The male organ i.e. penile structure is not made up of bones but contain strong muscles that eat up more blood and retain to stand up and remain erect while the man is aroused sexually. Said this, when the man is sexually excited seeing naked woman or during the pre-intimacy, the muscles of the penile structure retains the blood and make the organ erected. The best hand exercise to make penis bigger based on this is stretching it naturally. During the day, stretch the organ downward (when it is not erected of course) a few times. This naturally lengthens the structure and you get bigger organ. The second answer for how to make your pe*nis bigger naturally by using your hands is massage it upward when it is erected. For this, you can manually erect the pen*is using hands and once it is stood, you can putt it upward. Do this gently and a couple of dozen times. You can practice this 3-4 times a day for 3-4 months to see visible results. The muscles in pe*nis are similar to that of what you have in rest of the body (say biceps). But then, these muscles grow bigger when they retain the blood. Building these muscles is quite similar to that of biceps and triceps. You can use traction and lift it with erected penis. A very little weight can be tied with glans pe*nis and as you do a weight lifting using arms, can do with pe*nis. However, you must take care that you should not use too much weight there and lift the traction gently. |
On March 15, 2013, the Shibuya Station Toyoko Line above-ground train quietly shut down for good, to be replaced with a new section of subway track connecting Shibuya Station and the nearby Daikanyama Station. Converting the line from above-ground to underground was a massive operation, requiring a grand total of 1,200 engineers and countless man-hours. But, even if you’d been living in Tokyo at the time, you probably wouldn’t have noticed the construction, because it all occurred during the train line’s off-hours… over the course of one single night. In just one night, Tokyu Railways put their proprietary, somewhat clunkily named STRUM (Shifting Track Right Under Method) tech to the test, mobilizing all 1,200 engineers at once to slowly lower the existing tracks along a pre-built incline to connect it with the subway tracks below. Building the incline required holding the tracks up on temporary scaffolding as the company dug out the earth below, which kind of makes us doubly glad the method held up. In all, with the Tokyu railway’s last train arriving at the Shibuya Station at 1:00 am, and the first train the following morning departing at around 5:00 am, the army of engineers had a vanishingly short four hours to put everything in place and send a few trains on a test run before morning commuters arrived. It’s almost a miracle that everything went smoothly, as with so many boots on the ground and such a short time to accomplish the task, it must have been a logistical nightmare; each engineer required to know exactly which bolt they were in charge of turning. Thanks to Tokyu’s incredible organization and the commendable teamwork of the engineers, the new section of track from Shibuya to Daikanyama was ready to roll overnight, giving us a renewed respect for Japanese engineering.
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toluxa1:wat is d best. BB plan for Airtel on Curve 7, the cost nd the and the data size |
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?i cnt even define ur problem gan sef..define it nd get a solutn to it...olobe