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dstnd:
sex on parade ground? guy that one nah lie!!!!guy u done serve b4 or u still deh serve .even sex in camp is not permitted

dey no dey do am?

Quinn12:
I LOVE YOU BREEZY

its high time i stop following u

Quinn12:
it not az easy has you said.....I love to give mylife to him....if we could date!!!

Go for him before you lose him.....

faithugo64:
if really u love him, then why are you so scared of being born again? He is a pastor remember and any lady he would want for a wife must be born again. So dear,that is the only choice you have.

dts right

funmijoyb:
true

dt means u ve tried it B4

aw true is dis

There are variety of acts ladies display when they
visit guys, and they want to avoid se*x just to
protect their dignity.
In fact, 80% of ladies are guilty
of these acts As a matter of fact, some of them will
still fall prey ? Lemme keep the ball rolling ?
10 Ways Ladies Act To Avoid se*x When They Visit
Guys
1. She Insists You Keep The Door Wide Open
A lady visited me yesterday “gbaaaam”, na so I
lock
door. The lady stood up immediately and
demanded I
opened the door, saying she was suffocating of
heat. For inside rain ? Haba nawa ooooo. I bet she
didn’t trust me ?
2. She Tells Her Friend To Keep Ringing Her Up
If you are a very good observer, I trust you might
have noticed it.
Once she starts seeing your moves,she will PING
or send her friend a on Whatsapp/
BBM, that she should do the needful.
Suddenly, her
fone will start ringing at intervals, she will pick
and
start begging the person to kindly give her
5minutes to show up
3. She Suddenly Says She’s Going Home
Someone intended to spend 3hours with you; she
had barely spent 45mins, and starts heading
towards the door when she notices your boxers is
having a different shape, she says “my mom
should
be expecting me by now cos I told her I wouldn’t
stay
long”
4. She Refuses To Sit Down
There was a time a junior college of mine paid me
a
visit. She entered into my room and refused to sit
on the chair or bed.
Babe sit down for bed na, she no
gree; oyah sit down for chair den, she no gree;
oyah
sit down on top rug den, she no gree oooo…
Could
you believe this lady said she was comfortable
and stood for nearly 30 minutes
5. She Tells You She’s On Her Period
This is very common.
One even asked for the toilet,
saying she wanted to change her pad.
Immediately, I
begin para like person wey breeze blow him
original
Bsc certificate for inside gutter
6. She Acts Like She’s So Much Interested In
watching A Movie
Even if the movies is very boring, they will focus on
the movie as if they are writing their final year
exam ?
7. She Says She Doesn’t Visit Guys
In the course of discussion, she will tell you that
you
are the first guy that she will be stepping her feet
into his room.
This is to signal to you that courtesy
demands you don’t initiate se*x
8. She Wears A Tight Jean Trouser
This is another way ladies try to secure
themselves.
Those who are not too sure of themselves will
wear
a jean trouser that will be as tight as escaping
from
Kirikiri ?
9. She Brings Her Friend Along
She never told you prior to her arrival that she will
be coming with a friend.
She suddenly showed up
with her friend.
It’s just one of those things ?
10. She Pretends To Be fasting
Even if she’s not, she will pretend to be fasting in a
bid to signal to you that No show at all.
Funny
enough, some of them will mistakenly eat bubble
gum ?
Feel free to add yours
Have fun

I have been dating her for over four months now and everything was going fine until this morning when I decided to invite her to my place. And she came! When we were together, her phone rang but she
refused to pick her call, and I ask her why she didn't pick, she said nothing. I checked who was calling her, I saw 'Sterling Bank calling', and I begged her to pick, maybe the bank wants to give her money. After that another call entered, 'GTB calling', she
ignored it, UBA followed, and I picked it but the person didn't talk so I cut the call.
A minute later, First Bank call entered, she put it on hold, when Zenith Bank called, she shouted at Zenith Bank. An hour later, one call entered her phone singing a
Lionel Richie song, I check and I saw 'CBN', she picked it and answered the call sweetly. Later when I asked her, she said that her Uncle who is working there was the one that wished to speak with her through the office line. Few minutes later, World Bank call entered and she was so happy to pick the call. After she had finished receiving the call I picked up my phone to flash her number. Guess what I saw? Community Bank.

missKiffy:
Borno

if dey carry me go dre I no go serve again

Truth24:
Akwa ibom

aw much is the state paying corper

chowlade:
Abia State

y do u say Abia

Please Nairalanders and Ex-Corpers, I want to know which state is okay for corper and aw much Corper are paid as there state monthly allowance

FLAWLES:
STALE# OLD# DRY# ANNOYING# and >:>

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FLAWLES:
STALE# OLD# DRY# ANNOYING# and >:>

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oops

Only-- My wonderful
girlfriend and I had been dating 4 over 3
years and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering
me...It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective 21 year old sister-in-law, always wore very tight miniskirts, and often times was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
when she was near me,and I always got more than a nice view. One day her little sis called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I
arrived,and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once b4 I get married and commit my life to
her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, I'm going upstairs to my room, and if u want one last wild fling, just come up andget me. I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go upstairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and headed straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Behold, my future family were standing outside, all clapping!. With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said "We are very happy that you have passed our little
test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter Welcome to the family!".({}) I smiled and heaved a sigh of relief because I was actually heading to my car to get my condoms ...NA GOD SAVE ME O!..bt my sister in law will still ve her share sha...test or no test.....

sodiqyinka:
November. Cheers!

na September

FunkyMiley:
. Dat's real killer curve. No surgery or nyansh pad

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FunkyMiley:
. Dat's real killer curve. No surgery or nyansh pad

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FunkyMiley:
. Dat's real killer curve. No surgery or nyansh pad

ㅍ na u be dt

NFSBob:
Now dats d corper witn gud curves

pls help me calll 9111.....killer curve indeeedssss....ㅠㅗ야ㅑㅇ너ㅛㅈㅂㅍㅊ노ㅑㅔㅂ

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Mogidi:
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Your incompetence is your undoing not badluck, stop believing your native doctor.

Mogidi:
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Your incompetence is your undoing not badluck, stop believing your native doctor.

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u re the first Nymphomaniac am meeting in years...i thought u guys re extinct

1. She Doesn’t Have A Good Record: Ladies, are
you aware that guys make research before
wooing
you? Ooooh yes !!! They might ask quite a few
numbers of people who know you well but may
not
be in talking terms with you. When he gets a
negative report like, that babe sure gan oooooo,
na
so she dey park men up and down.. My dear, to be
frank, if he doesn’t have church mind, he will also
want to mark register
2. She’s Deceitful: Who likes to mingle with a
deceitful lady ? A lady who deceives a guy with
padded bra and pant will definitely bite her
fingers at the end of the day. If he later gets to
know that your bosoms and buttocks are as flat as
2B exercise book, never blame him if he dumps
your ass aftermath of love making
3. She Lied About Being A Virgin: Guys hate when
ladies lie about being virgins. If
you lie about being a virgin and he later gets to
know that you are as wide as Lagos-Ibadan
expressway after two years of celibacy. He will
definitely zoom off at Usain Bolt pace
4. She Turned Him Into A Maga: My research and
finding have shown that when a
guy pays your bill out of his kind gesture and he
realizes you go about telling people that he’s a
maga. He will treat you like a money (use of
banaba) and waves goodbye the moment he
gets under your skirt
5. She Acts Like A Peacock: Guys love ladies who
give them tough time but
your shakara must be done with moderation or
else, your excess pride, shakara and yanga will
make him dump your ass after the deed. He
might just like, upon all my stress and dis girl
yeye shakara, no be she I bleep so ? Upon say she
make everything hard as LASU Post UME exam
6. You Have Nothing To Offer: GEJ’s fruitless
administration is not smiling on
youths. Even the rich dudes want ladies that will
help them economize their money and help draw
their life plans. When a lady is always concerned
about fixing on eye lashes, Brazilian hair,
Silverbird cinema and Ozone layer etc. You don’t
need T. B Joshua to tell you that the quy in
question knows that 5mins pleasure is all you
can only offer him
7. Your Boobs Attracted Him: Sometimes, the way
you got to meet a lady may determine how the
relationship will go (not in all cases though).
When
the only thing that got a guy attracted to you is
your half revealed boobs. He will only see you as
se*x object and dump your ass after getting under
your skirt
8. Telling Him To Promise You Marriage:
Before You Open Your Legs I mean who the hell
makes such a promise ? I have seen the case of a
lady who told my friend to promise her marriage,
or else, she will not open her legs. Funny enough,
he promised her marriage and waved goodbye
after getting under her skirt
9. Unshaved And Odourful Kitty-Cat: If she’s so
dirty that her body odour smells more
than MORTEIN. The guy is left with no choice than
to dump her ass after the deed
Feel free to add the last one

Olusegun obasanjo and Yar'adua did not LEAVE
ANY DEBT FOR NIGERIA BUT RATHER LEFT HUGE
SUMS OF MONEY AS NATIONAL RESERVE FOR
NIGERIA.
JONATHAN (WHO IS NIGERIA'S GREATEST
MISTAKE) MISTAKENLY BECAME PRESIDENT ON
MAY 2010 AND BY MAY 2015,IT WAS DISCOVERED
THAT JONATHAN HAS ACCRUED A DEBT OF 60
BILLION U.S DOLLARS FOR NIGERIA
$1 = N228
60 BILLION DOLLARS × 228 = 13.7 TRILLION NAIRA
(interest excluded)
IF NIGERIA PAYS BACK 5 BILLION NAIRA EVERY
MONTH
13.7 TRILLION NAIRA DIVIDED BY 5 BILLION NAIRA
= 2740 MONTHS
1 YEAR = 12 MONTHS
2740 MONTHS = 228 YEARS
IN OTHER WORDS,IT WILL TAKE NIGERIA AT LEAST
228 YEARS TO REPAY THE DEBT JONATHAN OWED
(interest excluded)
THIS CLEARLY MEANS THAT OUR CHILDREN,
GRANDCHILDREN,GREAT GRANDCHILDREN AND
GREAT GREAT GRANDCHILDREN WILL STILL PAY
WHAT JONATHAN OWED.
Now,who says JONATHAN is not BADLUCK?

rosy4u:
I'll cut off her butt n add to mine

ainitelorun

loomer:
The way this OP spellings dey go, I see reasons why girls de do u strong thing

u think say na sere sere

Gofwane:
loool..

Na so i go bank last week and the cashier was talking to her friend about how her guy use and dump her.

She was about to start crying when her bosom friend started consoling her that she shouldn't cry because men are not worth her tears.

The cashier started sobbing o. She told the friend that she wanna get married and the concerned friend told her she shouldn't worry, that a nice guy will come her way and she will get married before the end of this month.

I burst with laughter. Like WTF!! Is it possible to meet a guy and plan for wedding in less than two weeks?

The friend wanted to fire insults @ me for laughing @ ger friend's predicament. But when she checked and saw my khaki trouser and boots, nobody told her to STF.

And i was like #bunchofbitches.

lol ....ah she must be desperate to get married....bunch of fools...mke she go marry area boy na ..i cnt laugh..

omoadeleye:
chaii: so na human being they build plane fa? op thanks for exposing the plane catalogue, you just show me how am gonna build a plane. brb am launching my own plane too with this simple steps, koi, abi don't you see how simple is the installation?

mumu na only u go fly am

Jollyjoy:
Dis na temptation! E don lead u to doom o

dts life for u

octopusfreaky:
so true,,,no worries just live your life and make friends...lover ke lovina ni

see a lady talking hre....true talk...nt good for a lady sha...u shuld marry early