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Romance › Re: Chai...ladies, Una Get Problem by Hargbo(op): 10:44pm On May 20, 2015

prettythicksme:
And d last time i checked guys get meat brain

Romance › Re: He Is Yoruba But Wants To Marry An Igbo Lady: Please Advise Him by Hargbo(m): 8:57pm On May 20, 2015

Pheals:
Hope u Are ready for their requirement lists as long as moses rod

list ke Igbo like money too much...bt dey sweet wella

Romance › Re: Mum Thinks If I Have To Study At The University I Have 2 Sleep With Cheif by Hargbo(m): 8:48pm On May 20, 2015

if u no Bleep chief nau...gurls like turn to runsgirl in skul...d bst wait for someone dts will hlp u with no string attach or kuku dey learn one trade ...if u spread ur thigh nau...u go spread am till u finish skul

Romance › Re: The Most Perfect Gurl Every Guy Wants To Take Home by Hargbo(op): 8:44pm On May 20, 2015

Omofairy:
You amuse me. Young man, pls continue in that same routine...

the honours is yours Young Lady

Jokes Etc › Re: Confession Of A Lady by Hargbo(op): 8:41pm On May 20, 2015

Behira:
Lmao eyaaaa.....it is well..... I can only imagine the next reaction of the parents to their son.

Parents: (with a deep vibrating vouce)dt girl is nt decent for you son....she is shame to our personality so u cnt marry
Son: (wailing and crying)No father, jst because of jst a few gas
Father sad

now so furious) u call dt a few gas....it left the whole living room stinking for hours....wt if she burst more than few...we would ve die of suffocation...
Son:Nooooooo(waking up) its jst a dream (looking at his fiancee beside him sleeping soundily on the bed, then suddenly there was a loud explision originating from the fiance cervic region).
Son: Nt againnnnn....( struing to covef his nose)

Romance › Re: The Most Perfect Gurl Every Guy Wants To Take Home by Hargbo(op): 8:28pm On May 20, 2015

Omofairy:
Lol.... your words not mine. Wait, do you hate money?

re u asking me....at least i carry myself like a pouch of Gold

Romance › Re: Chai...ladies, Una Get Problem by Hargbo(op): 8:23pm On May 20, 2015

jamex93:
bros u no worry

just dey watch dem

by 40 dem go con dey pray for husband

dey jump from one church to another

say God no dey hear dem prayers

dem no go remember when dem use dem hand send away dem husband

true true...dey plenty for church..na dre "AMEN" loud pass inside church

Romance › Re: Chai...ladies, Una Get Problem by Hargbo(op): 8:21pm On May 20, 2015

EroticAngelina:
Op, no make me vex o.

just because a girl rejected u. doesn't mean u should disturb this house

ladies need proper training on relationship management

Romance › Re: Chai...ladies, Una Get Problem by Hargbo(op): 8:20pm On May 20, 2015

Nellizzy:
that's why dem dey say na fish brain girls get

Very Correct, Some get tadpole brain sef

Jokes Etc › Confession Of A Lady by Hargbo(op): 8:18pm On May 20, 2015

During lunch at work last week,"I ate 3 plates of beans (which I know Ishouldn't).
When I got to my fiancee's place for dinner,he
seemed excited to see me and exclaimed
delightedly; Darling I have a surprise for
you tonight. He then blindfolded me and led
me to my chair at the dinner table. I took a seat
and just as he was about to remove my blindfold, the telephone rang. He made me promise not to touch the blindfold until he returned and went to answer the call. The beans I had consumed was still affecting
me and the pressure was becoming
unbearable, so while my husband was out of the room I seized the opportunity, shifted my weight to one leg and let one go. It was not only loud, but it smelled like a fertilizer truck running over a skunk in front of a garbage dump! I took my napkin from my lap and
fanned the air around me vigorously. Then, shifting to the other leg, I ripped off three more.
The stink was worse than cooked cabbage. Keeping my ears carefully tuned to the conversation in the other room, I went on releasing atomic bombs like this for
another few minutes. The pleasure was
indescribable! Eventually the telephone farewells signalled the end of my freedom, so I
quickly fanned the air a few more times with my
napkin, placed it on my lap and folded my hands back on it feeling very relieved and pleased with myself. My face must have been the picture of innocence when my
husband returned, apologising for taking
so long. He asked me if I had peeped through the blindfold, and I assured him I had not. At this point, he removed the blindfold. To my utmost surprise, twelve dinner guests
including his Mum and Dad were seated around th table, with hand holding their noses...If you were in her shoes, what will you do?

Romance › Re: Chai...ladies, Una Get Problem by Hargbo(op): 7:59pm On May 20, 2015

bettercreature:
You should go to the next lady if the one beside you deny you
one ladys's poision is another lady's gizzard
You really need to go and work hard as well as you wont allow your daughter to marry a broke arsse

wt i mean is dt LADIES LIKE FLASGHY THINGS TOI MUCH....all dt glitters re nt gold

Romance › Re: Chai...ladies, Una Get Problem by Hargbo(op): 7:57pm On May 20, 2015

bettercreature:
You should go to the next lady if the one beside you deny you
one ladys's poision is another lady's gizzard
You really need to go and work hard as well as you wont allow your daughter to marry a broke arsse

u shuld ve seen Kemi den wen she dump Charles for Nathan the yahooo boi because of money and classs.....Now...Charles don bcom UBA Area Manager while Nathan yahoo no click again like B4....too much regret

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Romance › Re: The Most Perfect Gurl Every Guy Wants To Take Home by Hargbo(op): 7:53pm On May 20, 2015

PrettyClare7:
that is exactly wat i mean. @ least you admit it lures.

we gt tired of d luring and sampling sef...dts y we end up in church chasing deeper life girls...lols

Romance › Chai...ladies, Una Get Problem by Hargbo(op): 7:51pm On May 20, 2015

Honestly some of you Ladies are the
cause of your problem. A very nice guy
comes to you with all the sincerity of he's
Heart and wood you, He expresses love
and kindness to you. Yet you rejected
him. You say he is not handsome. You say he has
no
money. He is not tall. But
when a player comes to woo you. You
accept him because he told you sweet
lies, he is handsome and good looking
pretending to be a nice guy. You are
more attracted to physical appearance and sweet
words you become carried
away, you open your legs for him, he
used you dumps you and shatters your
heart into pieces. Now you are crying that
man are wicked, now who is to blame? Is
it you the lover of lies and flashy things or the guy?
Many ladies have missed their
Mr..Right because they are searching for
a tall, handsome and rich man.....Except
you you change from this mentality, you
will always be used and dumped and end
up marrying a man who will be punching you and
cheating on you or in d case of others you will turn to Iya Jesu in church xo dt d Head usher can ask you out..u better changeeee, Guys don wise oo....be careful and
be wise for life...tru or fus huh

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Romance › Re: The Most Perfect Gurl Every Guy Wants To Take Home by Hargbo(op): 7:40pm On May 20, 2015

PrettyClare7:
who doesnt know that appearance count for guys?? The only thing there is now that beauty is in d eye of d beholder

the appearance is jst there to lure us, on getting closer we start seeing all sort of inner appearance....i dnt want to even start to mention dem.....dey re xo much

Romance › Re: The Most Perfect Gurl Every Guy Wants To Take Home by Hargbo(op): 7:34pm On May 20, 2015

Omofairy:
This op wants a girl that has poverty embedded in her DNA, that even when her husband can afford the good things in life, she will forever look like the scrawny illiterate slave.

habaaaaa....u go like money sha

Romance › Re: The Most Perfect Gurl Every Guy Wants To Take Home by Hargbo(op): 7:27pm On May 20, 2015

PrettyClare7:
lwkmd dnt mind op. Like he will even approach a girl wearin shuku in ds age

na appearance u wan chop.... 2face african queen get hair for head.....no be konbo the head dey...

Romance › Re: The Most Perfect Gurl Every Guy Wants To Take Home by Hargbo(op): 7:26pm On May 20, 2015

Tobiee:
a girl that would be very.. STUPIID if she has all those qualities

as long as a stupiid wife is satisfy with wat her husband has got to offer......a stupiid wife that will nt spread her leg to be pound by strange pestle because of cash

Romance › Re: The Most Perfect Gurl Every Guy Wants To Take Home by Hargbo(op): 7:21pm On May 20, 2015

fritiyo:
U dey vex?

i tire o

Romance › Re: Life's Quilt To Keep You Warm [Picture Thread] by Hargbo(m): 7:41am On May 20, 2015

SeverusSnape:
More...

SEVERUS i ve got to kill u this time......wand out.... AVADA KEDAVA

Romance › Re: The Most Perfect Gurl Every Guy Wants To Take Home by Hargbo(op): 7:35am On May 20, 2015

Nneka123:
Rubbish.

because u re a girl...u cant bear with all this

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Romance › Re: The Most Perfect Gurl Every Guy Wants To Take Home by Hargbo(op): 7:33am On May 20, 2015

[quote author=ArchEnemy post=33911732]Summary....an immature village girl
And that is not what guys want[/quote u wan tell me say una want girl wey go chop all una money finish on mundane

Romance › Re: The Most Perfect Gurl Every Guy Wants To Take Home by Hargbo(op): 7:31am On May 20, 2015

missbehave247:
That wan dey

e dey wellla try Google

Romance › Re: The Most Perfect Gurl Every Guy Wants To Take Home by Hargbo(op): 7:29am On May 20, 2015

Eureka123:
Lol...as much as I get your point on the reasons why a woman shouldn't be totally dependent on what she can get from a man, but to be more self reliant, some of these points are hilarious. For person papa house, person dey chop and enjoy some of these things ni, it will be slightly selfish to expect entirely everything on that list from her.

Chai life don spoil even village girl sef don swap garri for Golden morn

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Romance › The Most Perfect Gurl Every Guy Wants To Take Home by Hargbo(op): 7:20am On May 20, 2015

Every guy want a gurl that want to drink garri even if iwant to take her to KFC,
A gurl that want to use N2,500 Nokia touch light
even i want to buy her bold touchan
A that will make Hair for N300 (Shuku or Police
cap) even if i want her to make Peruvian Hair,
A gurl that is willing to drink coke or 7up in a
club even if i want to buy her Nuvo,
A gurl that will prefer my Call Me Back SMS
even if i want to call her,
A gurl that will like to wear N650 Ankara stuf
even if i want to buy her Imported dress,
A gurl that will bury herself tomorrow if i die
today.

Health › Re: This Man’s Goal Of Looking Like The Hulk Almost Cost Him His Arms by Hargbo(op): 10:54am On May 15, 2015

ekpesa:
Photo shop.

which kind photoshop....real real....do ur findings

Health › Re: This Man’s Goal Of Looking Like The Hulk Almost Cost Him His Arms by Hargbo(op): 10:53am On May 15, 2015

kilokeys:
are those muscles or boils?

muscle na

Romance › Re: Girls What Are Those Signs You Show When You Want A Guy To Approach You? by Hargbo(m): 7:39am On May 12, 2015

prettyjo:
pls what is green light

I doubt if have shown a green light before... let me think

If I hear....

Health › This Man’s Goal Of Looking Like The Hulk Almost Cost Him His Arms by Hargbo(op): 7:19am On May 12, 2015

People will sometimes resort to drastic measures to achieve their dream body, and a 25-year-old Brazilian man was no exception. Romario dos Santos Alves has been injecting his armswith a mix of oil and alcohol for three years in an effort to look like “The Incredible Hulk”, but it almost cost him his arms.
The injections left Alves with startling 25-inch biceps, but when doctors told him what it was doing to his body, he was forced to stop. The injections had not only caused his muscles to essentially turn to rock, they had also left him with necrotic tissue. Necrotic tissue is incredibly deadly if not caught quickly, and doctors warned him they might have to amputate his arms to stop it from spreading.
Luckily, they caught the infection in time and were able to remove the hardened muscle, so Alves will be able to keep his arms. However, he is left with kidney damage from the extreme toxicity of the injections. Alves has said he still plans to be a body builder but is committed to doing it naturally so he can ditch the harmful injections.

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