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Jokes Etc › Re: Win #1,000 Recharge Card: by HarmlessG(m): 12:55pm On May 28, 2016
I predict 2-2 after full time. The match will end in penalty shot out while atletico will win the trophy, Torres will score.
Education › Re: Institution School Fees by HarmlessG(m): 9:55am On Apr 09, 2016
What about college of education Oju Benue state?
Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes FM by HarmlessG(m): 10:14am On Feb 24, 2016
[quote author=HarmlessG post=24629327][/quote]That moment when you are the only one that inherited your father's dress. grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Smart Student..conversation Between A Student And His Teacher by HarmlessG(m): 6:57am On Feb 18, 2016
I am the student. Guy so u remember?
Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes FM by HarmlessG(m): 11:11am On Feb 10, 2016
WHEN THE WORD ''CHANGE'' GOES WRONG.
Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes FM by HarmlessG(m): 5:48am On Feb 10, 2016
St. Valentine died for love,
Romeo died for love,
Samson in the Bible was killed because of love,
Even Hercules died due to love
Even our Jesus died for the love He has for us.
Never in history have we ever heard of a woman who died because of love. We have always being the one dieing for them, and they are the ones that always complain about unfaithfulness in relationships.
So!
This year we the BAN (Boyfriend Association of Nigeria) has decided that we shall not buy any valentine gift for any lady until you people give us the name of only ONE woman who died for love.
Jokes Etc › Re: Old But Still One Of Akpors Funniest Moments!!!!! A Must Read Joke by HarmlessG(m): 9:18pm On Feb 09, 2016
I sang this song. Download for free.
Jokes Etc › Re: Old But Still One Of Akpors Funniest Moments!!!!! A Must Read Joke by HarmlessG(m): 9:15pm On Feb 09, 2016
Make this joke for no waste, I must re mix it. Fellow Nairalanders, I beg make una welcome me o
Pick the category your salary falls into
NAMES OF DIFFERENT SALARY
1. Onion salary - you grab it, you open it and you cry.
2. Storm salary - you don't know when it comes or when it goes
3. Menstrual salary - comes once in a month and only last four days
4. Magic salary - touch it and it disappears
5. Amnesia salary - you always don't remember what you spent it on
6. Time traveling salary - you spend it paying off various debts
7. Evil salary - you collect it and your phone gets stolen, your mother falls sick and your girlfriend suddenly becomes pregnant.
8. Feel free to add yours
Mine is 7.
Jokes Etc › Re: Old But Still One Of Akpors Funniest Moments!!!!! A Must Read Joke by HarmlessG(m): 2:49pm On Jul 12, 2014
A girl went to her brothers room unannounced one afternoon and she found him busy watching Indecency and self-servicing the guy struggled to hide himself but it was too late, his sister smiled and asked him, "Im also ur h**ny, do u feel lyk fuckin me?"
The guy was about to refuse but she locked the door and started to UnCloth herself
All his common sense flew through the window and agreed to it.
They got on the bed and had some hot s*x.
After that the guy rested and said to her," i have a confession to make u are sweeter than mum."
she smiled and said "i know cos dad said the same thing".
GIVE A NAME TO THIS FAMILY.[sup][/sup]
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Jokes Etc › Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by HarmlessG(m): 2:37pm On Jul 12, 2014
Somebody help!
I dont knw hw 2 mk a post here. I cn only comment on an already post. Pls help. Where do click?
Jokes Etc › Re: Joke Of The Day,dont Misss by HarmlessG(m): 1:25pm On Jul 12, 2014
SOUNDKING: A nairalander who quoted numerous senseless jokes
[img][/img][color=#000099][/color][quote][/quote]i ve been trying 4 hours nw. I dnt where 2 click n post joke here. Wetin i go do na? Am anw member...pls help
Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes FM by HarmlessG(m): 8:45am On Jul 12, 2014
HarmlessG: So wht happen next?
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Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes FM by HarmlessG(m): 8:40am On Jul 12, 2014
So wht happen next?

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