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my sister is having hers in asaba today too, she was sent an email for screening and aptitude test. so does tat qualifies them. abi is it not after the testing they would be qualified. #justwannaunderstand#. |
Evathyst:Babe no dey cast my town like tat, for warri we dey decent we don't steal we ask and we re given freely. |
Nawa oh,madam this your story get as e bi oh, anyway my advice is tat if you can't tolerate his sexual appetite pack your bag and run fast before you die. because anywhere you go complain na d same story wey your pastor talk na hin u go still hear, so dear na you Knw where e dey pain you no need complaining here pple will always be pple not many will come to your rescue na only you can rescue urself, but as for me oh its depends on how rough d guy does it u Knw some men like it rough and some women likes it rough too if u feel its too rough for you and its hurt your private I advice u to pack plenty lubricant put so d ting go just dey enter smoothly and without stress, and again its ur mind set you ve already set your mind tat ur husband is a beast if only you can channel tat mind set to accommodating him and trying to enjoy his sex you would gradually like d roughness sumting. |
Livingwalker:I dey like d head of fowl and d legs too but na the price tag for coming first in my house those days be tat. |
this is so true oh, I remember back then when I was in jss3 and I complained of headache my dad practically rushed me to the hospital asking our doc to check if I was pregnant, and they also expected you to always comes first in class, if you do you will be given the chicken lap to eat then me and my sibling always struggle to come first, and my dad always claim he was the best student in his time not until one day his friend who was also his childhood friend came to spend d weekend and he also claimed to come first in the class, my little brother then asked who then comes second since both of them always comes first, my dad just drove us inside the room to sleep. tat was d end of I am always d top in my class from my dad. |
@op you re very right Bovi is funny only his stature makes me laugh, basket mouth is still my best any day anytime , as for Ay he isn't funny to me, pple like princess should just look for other job to do akpororo or wats tat his name sef isn't funny he cracks too much jokes of mad pple, Elenu dey try but he too fat, |
Am not expecting anything, and I won't give anything. |
Obruche Ejenawo Tobore Efemena Fejiro Elohor. |
messpero90:No am not single. |
I be expert when it comes to apologising on my kneel, it doesn't remove a string of hair on my body it only brings peace. so its no big deal. |
A beg wetin be Dis guy work before? Shey na music wetin cum happen to him now, he is always posting weird pixs so he drop music to begin Dis nonsense abi nuts loose for him head? make una no vex oh, Na question I ask. |
God a beg forgive me oh,I just hate Dis guy,act him no sabi act na to dey post pixs up and down dey claim handsomeness up and down, at least he don comot tat mumu hair wey him plait before, and he looks like a loud mouth guy. |
Why you no put vegetable and beside ur cooking ingredient no complete where salt and maggi, abi you forget them. |
mathematician its time to come and show your skills here.
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eminentme:Funny you, is tat an advice. |
I no talk am, I say Hannah go soon cry, as for Jane I still no wan believe she have sumting to do with jaiye because if she do hmmmm infact I never fit get her time yet. Anyway @flakkydagirl nice one more ink to your pen weldone . |
which kind gist be Dis @op if I hear sai u go beg tat guy ehen I go flog you, infact your sister dey try, I can't tolerate a man tat beats a woman,even wen my brother beat up his galfriend sum years back I helped her packed her bag to leave him and wen she left he descended on me beating me tat I encourage his babe to go, wen I manage to escape from him I went to mopol base to call mopol for him he smell him bottom tat day after d whole beating for him he was locked up for two days since then he never touch woman again. |
eckersley:Hahahahahahahaha you funny oh, why I go lie sai I never marry. am married. |
komek:Abeg go hug transformer. if tat one no do you boil rock. |
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahah I wan laugh my belle tear @ d first pix.tat guy na clown just see comparison with psquare guy just no stress urself go eat. |
Raiders:you re funny oh, how can you say she is stingy, na the man send am go school, how can he demand for her salary tat is unheard off except there is more to it than wat is been said here, as for me I won't surrender my salary to my husband if he demand such right from me I can only give at my own accord wen its meant for our good and use he can't order me to surrender my salary for wat does he surrender his to me why then he demand tat from me. Ahh tat cant be , anyway my husband does not concern himself with my earnings. |
ZUBY77:Hi Zubby am happy reading Dis from you, u mean we don't have to pay any more on global run to read ur stories again if tat is a yes then its a welcoming news I ve been so attached to your story tat most times I end draining my battery I had to buy a power bank because of this ur story, anyway nice story you tell but try forgiving more often because tat is the key to happiness. And as for the paying aspect before its wasn't a bad idea its just tat I don't give out my details like tat online, anyway kudos to you, nice stories you be actor wey no dey die and pls try reducing the aspect of you re the sharpest guy ever liveth. because so far everything you do u dey always escape LOL, anyway nice write up . |
interesting story so far,@flakky u try its not easy, am happy for Jane finally, as for Hannah I guess she go soon cry, since she is so blind to see tat dagger guy na player but I was disappointed @ adetoun for falling for him so she no fit dey resist kiss sef. As for d rekia girl I wonder wat she is hiding or up too,Lucy is so annoying until dey beat her died before she go learn her lesson love Ni love Ke, but Jacob is really a nice guy, anyway let's see how its goes, @flakky nice writing can't wait to see d end been following Dis story since before d crash tanks for continuing. |
sexyseun: Aunty Rita you are getting Old, Go andTat is so unfair to say tat, are u God? Abi u tink sai marriage na d ultimate for life. I was taught in marriage class tat wen u knw u aren't ready for marriage don't engage in it to please pple like u who castigate their fellow ladies who hasn't gotten theirs, u want her to get married and then break up tomorrow and u will be like I told u she can't stay in a mans house, its better she remain single than marry and divorce. |
Warri warri warri radio stations re the worst of all radio station in nigeria even katsina radio station better pass warri own, warri crown fm na so so preaching and market advert dem dey do the presenters sef na nonsense weather english dey hard dem I no knw sef, then 88.6 d only ting I dey enjoy na dere network news, wich no dey even clear,the presenters dey very rude especially in dere phoning programms very rude and dropping call on pple for no just reason they feel like superstars there and their musis is alway old school or high life, they re just to wack, I tink they need training oh. |
Me I was so angry wen my dad was walking me into d church WHY first my make up artist spoiled my face and couldn't tie d gown well and my shoe decided to pain me at tat moment, and getting to the alter I notices my husband wasn't wearing his new shoe I spent hell of money buying he wore tat nonsense shoe wey don bend go corner worst of all he come pack polish put on top hungry come dey catch me, as I look am for d alter there ehen I wished I ve moved d wedding date as I usually I just vex for d guy,but I later relax wen d father start dey preach especailly tat part where he stress the word PARENT stay out of ur childern home and affair and my husband mama dey dere myhusband na mummys boy. But I put up a good manners all tru laughing and smiling as usual even d father compliment my smiles. |
Op tat is bad of him oh, its like ur husband go be expert for malice keeping, anyway ask for me oh am not really a birthday person most times I don't remember my birthday until d text or calls start rolling in or wen my husband say it to me by 12midnight b4 d actual day, but my husband na freak for birthday oh him birthday he done begin preparation a week and he likes celebrating or marking it, so if he does tat to me I sure knw how to revenge and tat is wat my husband hate abt me, I go make sure I no bake cake for him or cook his favourite fried rice on tat day with him favourite chin chin too. revenge is sweet wen serve hot and spicey, but no follow my pattern oh, e fit purge u oh one mans meat is another mans fish, hahahahaha. |
Nice story pls when will be your nxt upload can't wait to knw wat happened in d house of toun, becos I really feel for her, and at her age she was allowed to be molested like tat, tat is so annoying and tank God for janet oh tat dickson guy for dickson her well well she really annoy me for tat part mommy jacob matter no come up again, anyway kudos to you pls update immediately can't wait pls. Cieo |
Hmmm tat no 3 na wa oh. Am already feeling tat way oh, everyting is so hard am feeling I shouldn't be married now oh, na my husband dey encourage me to hold on oh. Abi na d no 6 category I belong too, . |
Hmmm OP, u just took the word out of my mouth,a few days ago I asked my man that question? And he was just beating around d bush just like one of the readers said trying to use soup to make his point, but my dear cheating is cheating and u can't love sumone and still cheat on he/her even ontop the cheating he still send a text telling her he loves her and at d same time he tells me he loves me and he can't do without me. But I made it clear to him tat he should not forget tat wat is good for d goose is also good for d gander, tat he should remember tat wat u don't want sumbody to do to you u shouldn't do it to others. |
Ahh dis was one of the nicest remix I ve heard so far, wether he hold her tight or not the bottom line is tat it was a cool song, not like tat mumu song wey dbanj do with oristefemi tat really was d worst of all remix dbanj just spoil tat guy song anyhow. |
[color=#770077][/color] Sijo01: Don't try to raise your status by braging of how you sponsor your ex from kg 1 to her Phd level, how you gave her the key to your flat, proposed to her with a diamond ring and a range rover spot, bought heaven and earth for her etc and yet she cheated on you..... Its an obvious lie and a big turn off..Tat is tru sha because I ve met a guy like tat he brags abt how he spends almost all his life savings on dis particular girl and @ d end the gal left him for his friend tat really turn me off, I knew immediately tat he was a fucking liar |
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this is so true oh, I remember back then when I was in jss3 and I complained of headache my dad practically rushed me to the hospital asking our doc to check if I was pregnant, and they also expected you to always comes first in class, if you do you will be given the chicken lap to eat then me and my sibling always struggle to come first, and my dad always claim he was the best student in his time not until one day his friend who was also his childhood friend came to spend d weekend and he also claimed to come first in the class, my little brother then asked who then comes second since both of them always comes first, my dad just drove us inside the room to sleep. tat was d end of I am always d top in my class from my dad.
God a beg forgive me oh,I just hate Dis guy,act him no sabi act na to dey post pixs up and down dey claim handsomeness up and down, at least he don comot tat mumu hair wey him plait before, and he looks like a loud mouth guy.
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