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Jobs/VacanciesRe: NPF Aptitude Test For Qualified Candidates Starts Tomorrow. by harmlessphil(f): 9:02am On Aug 22, 2016
my sister is having hers in asaba today too, she was sent an email for screening and aptitude test. so does tat qualifies them. abi is it not after the testing they would be qualified. #justwannaunderstand#.
CelebritiesRe: Actress Susan Peters Is Engaged by harmlessphil(f): 10:32am On Dec 10, 2014
Evathyst:
Chai! See correct ring? Somebody should please tell her to wear glove whenever she visits warri o! Else, waffi guys go cut her finger collect ring.


It's only in warri dt waffi guys will steal ur singlet while ur cloth is still on u. Area! I give una yansh o! grin
Babe no dey cast my town like tat, for warri we dey decent we don't steal we ask and we re given freely.
RomanceRe: Our Pastor Sided Him For "Punishing Me After Marriage" by harmlessphil(f): 6:09pm On Dec 08, 2014
Nawa oh,madam this your story get as e bi oh, anyway my advice is tat if you can't tolerate his sexual appetite pack your bag and run fast before you die.
because anywhere you go complain na d same story wey your pastor talk na hin u go still hear, so dear na you Knw where e dey pain you no need complaining here pple will always be pple not many will come to your rescue na only you can rescue urself, but as for me oh its depends on how rough d guy does it u Knw some men like it rough and some women likes it rough too if u feel its too rough for you and its hurt your private I advice u to pack plenty lubricant put so d ting go just dey enter smoothly and without stress, and again its ur mind set you ve already set your mind tat ur husband is a beast if only you can channel tat mind set to accommodating him and trying to enjoy his sex you would gradually like d roughness sumting.
FamilyRe: 26 Things That Happen When You Grow Up In An African house by harmlessphil(f): 8:16am On Dec 07, 2014
Livingwalker:
your own na chicken lap you are very lucky
....mine was head of the fowl I no use that one play at all if no head no chicken be that ooo grin bt I dey feel you
I dey like d head of fowl and d legs too but na the price tag for coming first in my house those days be tat.
FamilyRe: 26 Things That Happen When You Grow Up In An African house by harmlessphil(f): 3:38pm On Dec 06, 2014
cheesy this is so true oh, I remember back then when I was in jss3 and I complained of headache my dad practically rushed me to the hospital asking our doc to check if I was pregnant, and they also expected you to always comes first in class, if you do you will be given the chicken lap to eat then me and my sibling always struggle to come first, and my dad always claim he was the best student in his time not until one day his friend who was also his childhood friend came to spend d weekend and he also claimed to come first in the class, my little brother then asked who then comes second since both of them always comes first, my dad just drove us inside the room to sleep. tat was d end of I am always d top in my class from my dad.
CelebritiesRe: This Annoying Thing About Nigerian Comedians by harmlessphil(f): 7:49am On Dec 04, 2014
@op you re very right Bovi is funny only his stature makes me laugh, basket mouth is still my best any day anytime , as for Ay he isn't funny to me, pple like princess should just look for other job to do akpororo or wats tat his name sef isn't funny he cracks too much jokes of mad pple, Elenu dey try but he too fat,
RomanceRe: What Gift Do You Expect From Your Boo This Christmas Season... by harmlessphil(f): 7:37am On Dec 04, 2014
Am not expecting anything, and I won't give anything.
FamilyRe: They Need An Urhobo Name - Female (without The Usual Oghene) by harmlessphil(f): 2:43am On Dec 03, 2014
Obruche
Ejenawo
Tobore
Efemena
Fejiro
Elohor.
RomanceRe: Ladies, Can You Go On Your Knees Before Your Man To Apologise? by harmlessphil(f): 11:21pm On Nov 20, 2014
messpero90:
chai pls are u single? Bcaus i lyk u kiss
No am not single.
RomanceRe: Ladies, Can You Go On Your Knees Before Your Man To Apologise? by harmlessphil(f): 11:47am On Nov 20, 2014
I be expert when it comes to apologising on my kneel, it doesn't remove a string of hair on my body it only brings peace. so its no big deal.
CelebritiesRe: Charlyboy Releases New Fierce Photos by harmlessphil(f): 2:21pm On Nov 18, 2014
A beg wetin be Dis guy work before? Shey na music wetin cum happen to him now, he is always posting weird pixs so he drop music to begin Dis nonsense abi nuts loose for him head? make una no vex oh, Na question I ask.
CelebritiesRe: The Only Crime I Committed Is Being Too Handsome "Benson Okonkwo" (photos) by harmlessphil(f): 9:28am On Nov 18, 2014
undecided God a beg forgive me oh,I just hate Dis guy,act him no sabi act na to dey post pixs up and down dey claim handsomeness up and down, at least he don comot tat mumu hair wey him plait before, and he looks like a loud mouth guy.
FoodRe: Picture Of A Nairalander Cooking Yam Porridge by harmlessphil(f): 9:12am On Nov 18, 2014
grin Why you no put vegetable and beside ur cooking ingredient no complete where salt and maggi, abi you forget them.
Nairaland GeneralSolve The Equation. by harmlessphil(op): 11:30pm On Nov 16, 2014
mathematician its time to come and show your skills here.

TravelRe: I'm Travelling By Air For The First Time Tomorrow, Pls Advice Me by harmlessphil(f): 1:37pm On Nov 14, 2014
eminentme:
when u get in, don't just say a word and when asked why ur not talking, tell d person, this is ur first time to using a commercial flight. u got a private jet.
Funny you, is tat an advice.
LiteratureRe: My Husband......... by harmlessphil(f): 6:59am On Nov 10, 2014
I no talk am, I say Hannah go soon cry, as for Jane I still no wan believe she have sumting to do with jaiye because if she do hmmmm infact I never fit get her time yet. Anyway @flakkydagirl nice one more ink to your pen weldone .
FamilyRe: Should I Beg My In-law? by harmlessphil(f): 5:21pm On Nov 09, 2014
which kind gist be Dis @op if I hear sai u go beg tat guy ehen I go flog you, infact your sister dey try, I can't tolerate a man tat beats a woman,even wen my brother beat up his galfriend sum years back I helped her packed her bag to leave him and wen she left he descended on me beating me tat I encourage his babe to go, wen I manage to escape from him I went to mopol base to call mopol for him he smell him bottom tat day after d whole beating for him he was locked up for two days since then he never touch woman again.
CelebritiesRe: Ufuoma Ejenobor, Husband, & Their Baby (Pictures) by harmlessphil(f): 7:52am On Nov 08, 2014
eckersley:
Make I first scroll go ur husband/fiance phone number
If u like, lie say u never marry/engage
when u talk this.
LIE. LIE MAKE I HEAR U
Better start to beg me oooo.
I don nearly reach him number oo
Hahahahahahahaha you funny oh, why I go lie sai I never marry. am married.
LiteratureRe: There And Back On Time (Nairaland Best Story of all Time) by harmlessphil(f): 12:43pm On Nov 07, 2014
komek:
mtcheww.
Abeg go hug transformer. if tat one no do you boil rock.
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CelebritiesRe: Compare Peter Okoye And A Nairalander Six Abs by harmlessphil(f): 7:16am On Nov 07, 2014
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahah I wan laugh my belle tear @ d first pix.tat guy na clown just see comparison with psquare guy just no stress urself go eat.
FamilyRe: Husbands Who Demand Their Wives Submit Their Salaries To Them by harmlessphil(f): 6:52am On Nov 07, 2014
Raiders:
your friend is stingy lady. What is wrong with a woman helping out her husband with paying for the bills. I hate stingy women
you re funny oh, how can you say she is stingy, na the man send am go school, how can he demand for her salary tat is unheard off except there is more to it than wat is been said here, as for me I won't surrender my salary to my husband if he demand such right from me I can only give at my own accord wen its meant for our good and use he can't order me to surrender my salary for wat does he surrender his to me why then he demand tat from me. Ahh tat cant be , anyway my husband does not concern himself with my earnings.
LiteratureRe: There And Back On Time (Nairaland Best Story of all Time) by harmlessphil(f): 6:34am On Nov 07, 2014
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Hi Zubby am happy reading Dis from you, u mean we don't have to pay any more on global run to read ur stories again if tat is a yes then its a welcoming news I ve been so attached to your story tat most times I end draining my battery I had to buy a power bank because of this ur story, anyway nice story you tell but try forgiving more often because tat is the key to happiness. And as for the paying aspect before its wasn't a bad idea its just tat I don't give out my details like tat online, anyway kudos to you, nice stories you be actor wey no dey die and pls try reducing the aspect of you re the sharpest guy ever liveth. because so far everything you do u dey always escape LOL, anyway nice write up
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LiteratureRe: My Husband......... by harmlessphil(f): 11:35am On Nov 06, 2014
interesting story so far,@flakky u try its not easy, am happy for Jane finally, as for Hannah I guess she go soon cry, since she is so blind to see tat dagger guy na player but I was disappointed @ adetoun for falling for him so she no fit dey resist kiss sef. As for d rekia girl I wonder wat she is hiding or up too,Lucy is so annoying until dey beat her died before she go learn her lesson love Ni love Ke, but Jacob is really a nice guy, anyway let's see how its goes, @flakky nice writing can't wait to see d end been following Dis story since before d crash tanks for continuing.
CelebritiesRe: Rita Dominic Wears Grandpa's Shirt To Future Awards by harmlessphil(f): 2:11am On Aug 04, 2014
sexyseun: Aunty Rita you are getting Old, Go and
marry jooor
Tat is so unfair to say tat, are u God? Abi u tink sai marriage na d ultimate for life. I was taught in marriage class tat wen u knw u aren't ready for marriage don't engage in it to please pple like u who castigate their fellow ladies who hasn't gotten theirs, u want her to get married and then break up tomorrow and u will be like I told u she can't stay in a mans house, its better she remain single than marry and divorce.
Music/RadioRe: Your Thoughts On Our Radio Stations, Programs And Their OAPs. by harmlessphil(f): 9:15am On Aug 01, 2014
Warri warri warri radio stations re the worst of all radio station in nigeria even katsina radio station better pass warri own, warri crown fm na so so preaching and market advert dem dey do the presenters sef na nonsense weather english dey hard dem I no knw sef, then 88.6 d only ting I dey enjoy na dere network news, wich no dey even clear,the presenters dey very rude especially in dere phoning programms very rude and dropping call on pple for no just reason they feel like superstars there and their musis is alway old school or high life, they re just to wack, I tink they need training oh.
FamilyRe: What Was Going Through Your Mind While Walking down the Aisle. by harmlessphil(f): 8:12am On Aug 01, 2014
Me I was so angry wen my dad was walking me into d church WHY first my make up artist spoiled my face and couldn't tie d gown well and my shoe decided to pain me at tat moment, and getting to the alter I notices my husband wasn't wearing his new shoe I spent hell of money buying he wore tat nonsense shoe wey don bend go corner worst of all he come pack polish put on top hungry come dey catch me, as I look am for d alter there ehen I wished I ve moved d wedding date as I usually I just vex for d guy,but I later relax wen d father start dey preach especailly tat part where he stress the word PARENT stay out of ur childern home and affair and my husband mama dey dere myhusband na mummys boy. But I put up a good manners all tru laughing and smiling as usual even d father compliment my smiles.
RomanceRe: My Hubby Is Emotionally Mean by harmlessphil(f): 7:50am On Aug 01, 2014
Op tat is bad of him oh, its like ur husband go be expert for malice keeping, grin anyway ask for me oh am not really a birthday person most times I don't remember my birthday until d text or calls start rolling in or wen my husband say it to me by 12midnight b4 d actual day, but my husband na freak for birthday oh him birthday he done begin preparation a week and he likes celebrating or marking it, so if he does tat to me I sure knw how to revenge and tat is wat my husband hate abt me, I go make sure I no bake cake for him or cook his favourite fried rice on tat day with him favourite chin chin too. grin revenge is sweet wen serve hot and spicey, but no follow my pattern oh, e fit purge u oh one mans meat is another mans fish, hahahahaha.
LiteratureRe: My Husband......... by harmlessphil(f): 2:01pm On Jul 31, 2014
Nice story pls when will be your nxt upload can't wait to knw wat happened in d house of toun, becos I really feel for her, and at her age she was allowed to be molested like tat, tat is so annoying and tank God for janet oh tat dickson guy for dickson her well well she really annoy me for tat part mommy jacob matter no come up again, anyway kudos to you pls update immediately can't wait pls. Cieo
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FamilyRe: "7 Truths About Marriage You Will Not Be Told" by harmlessphil(f): 9:54am On Jul 30, 2014
Hmmm tat no 3 na wa oh.
Am already feeling tat way oh, everyting is so hard am feeling I shouldn't be married now oh, na my husband dey encourage me to hold on oh. Abi na d no 6 category I belong too, grin tongue.
FamilyRe: How Can Someone Cheat On You BUT Still Say They Love You? by harmlessphil(f): 9:38am On Jul 30, 2014
Hmmm OP, u just took the word out of my mouth,a few days ago I asked my man that question? And he was just beating around d bush just like one of the readers said trying to use soup to make his point, but my dear cheating is cheating and u can't love sumone and still cheat on he/her even ontop the cheating he still send a text telling her he loves her and at d same time he tells me he loves me and he can't do without me. But I made it clear to him tat he should not forget tat wat is good for d goose is also good for d gander, tat he should remember tat wat u don't want sumbody to do to you u shouldn't do it to others.
CelebritiesRe: Why I Went Easy On Tiwa Savage's Body In My Video—patoranking Explains by harmlessphil(f): 10:55am On Jul 17, 2014
Ahh dis was one of the nicest remix I ve heard so far, wether he hold her tight or not the bottom line is tat it was a cool song, not like tat mumu song wey dbanj do with oristefemi tat really was d worst of all remix dbanj just spoil tat guy song anyhow.
RomanceRe: Things A Guy Shouldn't Do In A Lady's Presence by harmlessphil(f): 1:47am On Jan 02, 2014
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Sijo01: Don't try to raise your status by braging of how you sponsor your ex from kg 1 to her Phd level, how you gave her the key to your flat, proposed to her with a diamond ring and a range rover spot, bought heaven and earth for her etc and yet she cheated on you..... Its an obvious lie and a big turn off.. angry
Tat is tru sha because I ve met a guy like tat he brags abt how he spends almost all his life savings on dis particular girl and @ d end the gal left him for his friend tat really turn me off, I knew immediately tat he was a fucking liar

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