ha ha ha ha ha ha , not funny

Help me, i'm in a deep hole right now, i was trying to get my kinikon into one warri girl's kinikon then i fell inside,now i don't know my way out.So any one with usefull info should please reply this post

heart breaks and never fall,you fall in love and never break,

Last week, Udeme was trying to scope a girl,he met this girl on the road while she was walking with two of her sisters.the following took place

Udeme: hi,gud evenin

The girl:hello!

Udeme:i'm udeme by name

The girl:I'm diamond" then pointing to her sisters:"and that's gold and the other one is silver"

Udeme:"why are you all bearing names of precious stones"

The girl:"well, our father named us after all the things he couldn't"

then Udeme thought to himself:"if na so,my papa for name me "school fees", my brother "house rent" and my sister "nepa bill",

"him name even resemble that of terrorist"
Atleast e no resamble pomade as in romade

Don't really get it,how come its the brother asking the questions and not the sister? Abeg post something funny next time, 

E be like say everybody for here ne sadists wey no con know say this one na correct joke, haiya i pity all of una

It was a farming season in a little town located on the outskirt of Imo, a father and his only son went farming as usual but the problem is that the boy is very troublesome and sturborn that he almost spoilt all the rigdes his father had just made. So in other to keep the boy busy of doing something else other than spoiling the rigdes the father gave the boy a stick and told the boy"my son, go and plug anything you see hanging".So the boy went and plugged some mango. With the man feeling victorious, unknown to him that his trouser has torn at the kinikon region,the man bent down to make more rigdes. Immediately the son shouted to the father"papa papa, i don see one big bush lat, make hit am with my stick?".Unknown to the man that what the boy saw was his own personal "bush rat",he ordered the boy to hit it so hard that the rat won't escape.The boy did as his father ordered him to.

,men,the man couldn't do anything other than to cry for his KINIKON,which seems not to exist anymore

Krama
you never hear say woman ma dey get d********K, abi u no dey news current?

Why u dey disrespect chukwuma like this abi u no know say na chief of ekpong land him be?

jaymob na person papa mate you dey call small pikin? Abi u no wan grow?

I thought this place is meant for the ladies only? All this shameless boys wetin una dey do for here? Oya make una comot before i open my eyes

gooooooooooooooood one there,half thumb up for you

o boy,with all this uncensored words and terms, you guys have disvirgined my mind,eyes,hears,and in fact the whole of me.


HABA ,its unfair

guys that day was so frustrating for me that i forgot to give my babe a good night kiss,y'all know what i mean? right? if you no know, sorry for you!

my most embarrasing moment as when a girl slapped right in front of my babe, men it was not a good sight