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Romance › Re: How would you tell your wife the food is salty without offending her? by hassanq(m): 12:41am On Nov 02, 2019

donbachi:
Honeypie,my love,the queen of my heart,sweet,world no1 chef......please,don't be offended.....Lot wife follow u cook dis food?

�� You really make me laugh so hard.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Updated-New Job Vacancies by hassanq(m): 11:41pm On Aug 01, 2019

Damfostopper:
please their interview questions... was it banking related questions or just general interview questions?

Romance › Re: Peperipe Peperipepe!!! No Go Dy Do Pass Yourself....... by hassanq(m): 2:15am On Jul 28, 2019

Guy I had to login because of this... I don laugh sotey water they come out from my eye

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Celebrities › Re: Churchill Features In UNN Exam Question, Today by hassanq(m): 11:39pm On May 20, 2019

ebuka10box:
Omo e get one group I join for Facebook wey I feel say I go get oyibo babe ,then later I go get green card. My brodas and sister no be so I see am ooooo, dem wan even collect from me wey no get. One babe tell me say Nigeria get natural resource and dem no get, I still dey reason that talk cause I no be crude oil na.....las last if u see pictures them dey upload for the group ehhhh, sagem mx1 and sendo still dey ,no doubt me cos na the phones most of them dey use snap pictures. The pictures go be like say them rub 2,000 naira Vaseline for face or maybe na burial pictures....y this life just hard like this na....

I swear bro, have never log in to nairaland in the last 2 month even as a registered member but this your submission cracks me up like mad.....You funny die

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Romance › Re: Sex Booths In Zurich, Switzerland Where Prostitutes & Customers Meet For Sex by hassanq(m): 9:10pm On Aug 29, 2018

@pocohantas...I don't really comment here but I was forced to login to reply. Stop explaining yourself as majority of them do not understand your point of view. I really commend the way you see things.[/quote]

Romance › Re: Sex Booths In Zurich, Switzerland Where Prostitutes & Customers Meet For Sex by hassanq(m): 9:03pm On Aug 29, 2018

I don't really comment here but I was forced to login to reply. Stop explaining yourself as majority of them do not understand your point of view. I really commend the way you see things.

Investment › Re: Invest With ME, Get Extra 10k On Your Investment! by hassanq(m): 7:38am On Oct 11, 2017

ruqqayah:
I own a grinding pepper machine, I have someone to work for me already, store to keep the grinding machine, but out of money to pay for space fee. The money for the situation of the machine in the local market, I was hoping a Nairalander wanting to invest could want to do this. You will get your money back and half of it, for example, if you invest 3,000 naira in four months, if you are that patient, 10,000 naira is not a small amount of money. We can trust each other.

I don't understand,is it that when I give you 3k now I will collect 10,000 in 4 months... Pls expatiate.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: I Am Depressed by hassanq(m): 7:59am On Mar 22, 2017

iamforChrist:
Yes sir,that can put food on the table for us.

PM me your number....

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: I Am Depressed by hassanq(m): 8:54pm On Mar 21, 2017

iamforChrist:
Hello good people, lam depressed at the moment and needs help. My husband needs a job desperately. He has over 8years experience in sales and marketing. He also has a masters degree in marketing. Please someone should come to our aid. Things are almost getting out of hand. Thank you all

Can your husband do a job of 40k in lekki

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Jobs/Vacancies › Pls Is This A Scam. by hassanq(op): 1:11pm On Mar 15, 2017

please who know a company called Rinnah group..I got an invite for an interview..is it scam?because i cant find any tangible thing about them.

Investment › Re: Whats The Current Fixed Deposit Interest Rate For Nigerian Banks by hassanq(m): 10:38am On Jan 26, 2017

You can invest with cordros....You get 14 to 18.7% per annum with 10,000 investment to 250million,and your money is 100% secure..The interest rate is at 18.7% per annum now and you can redeem your investment any time you like trust me...call this number for more details 08138652277..

Family › Re: Drop Your Date Of Birth, You Might Find A Match by hassanq(m): 9:25pm On Dec 04, 2016

jan 21

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Updated-New Job Vacancies by hassanq(m): 9:32pm On Dec 03, 2016

pls i need a customer service job or call center agent job.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Updated-New Job Vacancies by hassanq(m): 8:17am On Oct 12, 2016

@debbie pls i need a call centre job in Lagos..

Politics › Re: FG May Introduce Tax On Petrol, Diesel, Kerosene, Gas If…- PPRA by hassanq(m): 6:34pm On Jul 22, 2016

[quote author=opalu post=47774160][b]The problem we have is that the only way people in government know how to increase revenue is to ask the impoverished citizens for money. That is why I like the concept of "Entrepreneurial Governance". For God's sake, WEALTH IS CREATED BY CREATING VALUE! Federal and State Governments should STOP hiring Media advisers, SSA New media, SSA print media, SSA electronic media, SSA yeye media. Rather they should engage PRODUCTION ENGINEERS to create VALUE and generate wealth.
If it will take this nation experiencing a full scale recession (to the point that FG cannot pay states and salaries) to do the right thing, so be it. 95% of Governors do not have a clue of how to make their states wealthy except to BORROW and TAX the poor. Can you imagine last time I gave the grand proposal of executing a Technology Park in Lagos to both Osibanjo and also to Ambode. I didn't even ask them to contribute a dime! Just give a moral support shikena! Both refused. This project will give jobs to 50,000 young people. But who cares when hawkers are chased to their deaths by KAI officials?
Truth is that I have resolved to do the project without any single government moral support. So long as I can get 100 youths who are die-hard Achievers.[/b][/quote )do i stand a chance of been part of the project?

Celebrities › Re: Asa Performs With Angelique Kidjo At Montreux Jazz Festival 2016 (Pics) by hassanq(m): 10:57pm On Jul 20, 2016

kennyblaze007:
So nice...That's all I can stay... Does anyone here stay at ladipo in Lagos

dere is only one popular ladipo at mushin,so if it dat one den my house is very very very close to d place..

Career › Re: Modern Day Slavery At GTB Contact Center by hassanq(m): 10:26pm On Jul 14, 2016

Raydos:
i thought gtbank is the best bank until one day, when they showed me shege! ...... i want to recharge my phone acct balance with 2000naira, so i dial the normal *737# but it wasn't going through, and i re-dial it the second, and third time - but the problem persist, so i quited it - after 5minutes i received a message from gtbank that my account has been recharged with 6000 - i shouted mo gbe ooooooh, i only requested for 2000,,, if you see how i dey cry that day

laff wan kill me die ooo.

Politics › Re: Nigeria has finished me!! by hassanq(m): 2:43pm On Jul 08, 2016

agarawu23:
it has if your account no isn't gtb. Gtb is having issues

at agarawu23 tanks baba jst saw d sms nw..jst got back frm jumaat prayer n saw d alert on my phone 2k.I dont want to pray for u cs my eleda don pray already cs u make me hapi..

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Politics › Re: Nigeria has finished me!! by hassanq(m): 2:08pm On Jul 08, 2016

agarawu23:
quote me with your account number and bank.

i never see alert at hassanq

Politics › Re: Nigeria has finished me!! by hassanq(m): 2:13am On Jul 08, 2016

agarawu23:
I am honestly touched. Never knew this thread will turn out like this.

How do we know genuine student that needs money urgently?

24k available for 6 student. 4k each.

3089997236 first bank...i forgot to put bank in d first quote..abeg remember ur boi.

Politics › Re: Nigeria has finished me!! by hassanq(m): 2:09am On Jul 08, 2016

agarawu23:
I am honestly touched. Never knew this thread will turn out like this.

How do we know genuine student that needs money urgently?

24k available for 6 student. 4k each.

pls sir I'm genuine ooo abeg unilorin 3089997236..i use God beg u.

Literature › Re: These 5 Books Helped Me The Most In Life. Let Me See Yours. By Ilegend by hassanq(m): 3:35pm On Jul 04, 2016

Godbest:
Lord Have Mercy

abeg u in d name of God pls send me dis book..m jobless so let me keep myself busy.my gmail is hassanqudus77@gmail.com

Career › Pls I Need Your Candid Advice. by hassanq(op): 2:59pm On Jun 22, 2016

Hello nairalanders,please what are the things one need in order to write a nice marketing proposals for banks on how to generate funds and increase there customer base.Secondly after mapping out the proposal how do you channel it to head of marketing department.

Literature › Re: These 5 Books Helped Me The Most In Life. Let Me See Yours. By Ilegend by hassanq(m): 7:22am On Jun 18, 2016

pls I need a copy too.hassanqudus77@gmail.com. abeg oo.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: For Immediate Employment! by hassanq(m): 9:41pm On Feb 21, 2016

Pls wat is the pay like.I live around mushin(palm Avenue)tho I'm a Bsc holder..

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: If A Prospective Employer Sends This Kind Of Mail, What Does It Mean? by hassanq(m): 9:40pm On Feb 19, 2016

[quote author=DrMeroThaEmperor post=43077135]Once there was a bus
conductor, who was
very rude to his
passengers. One day a
beautiful young girl, of
around 18 years tried to
board the bus, but he
didn't stop the bus.

Unfortunately the
beautiful young girl
came under the bus and
died on the spot. Angry
passengers took the
conductor to the police
station, who in turn
took him to the court.

The judge was not at all
impressed with him and
gave him capital
punishment. He was
taken to the
electrocution chamber.
There was a single chair
in the center of the
room. The conductor
was strapped to the
chair and high voltage
current was given to
him. But to everyone's
amazement, he
survived. The judge
decided to set him free,
and he returned to his
profession.

A couple of
months later, an elderly
gentleman tried to
board the bus. This time
the Bus conductor,
remembering his earlier
experience stopped the
bus. Unfortunately the
elderly gentleman
slipped and died due to injuries he sustained.

The
conductor was taken to
the police station and
then to the court, to the
same judge. Though he
hadn't done anything
wrong this time, but considering
his past record the
judge decided to set an
example and gave him
capital punishment. The
Bus conductor was
again taken to the same
electrocution chamber
where there was a
single chair in the center
of the room. He was
strapped to the chair
and high voltage
current was given to
him. This time he died
instantly !!!!!!!!!!!

The
question is why didn't
he die on the first
occasion but died
instantly the second
time?? Okay........ here is
the Answer............

During
the first time the
conductor was a Bad
Conductor, therefore
electricity didn't pass
through him. But during
the second time, he was
a good conductor, so
electricity passed
through him freely and
he died !!!!

Physics
never go wrong....

Don't quote or look at me!! I am also
looking for the Person
who sent me this...[/quote )guy u funny oooo.I just dey lyk madman.ur sickness no b here oooo

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Celebrities › Re: Toyin Aimakhu Cries Over Ereme, Tries To Help Police Track Suicidal Comedian by hassanq(m): 7:31pm On Feb 18, 2016

hensben:
I know people will take this for a joke but it's not funny anymore.

Why do most rich Nigerians don't help the needy in the country, I can't count how many friends or people I have helped through my father's little influence in the country.

pls bro extend your good gesture to me too.I'm in need of a job.Bsc(ed)economics edu

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