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Romance / Re: How would you tell your wife the food is salty without offending her? by hassanq(m): 12:41am On Nov 02, 2019 |
donbachi:��� You really make me laugh so hard. |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Updated-New Job Vacancies by hassanq(m): 11:41pm On Aug 01, 2019 |
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Romance / Re: Peperipe Peperipepe!!! No Go Dy Do Pass Yourself....... by hassanq(m): 2:15am On Jul 28, 2019 |
Guy I had to login because of this... I don laugh sotey water they come out from my eye 2 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: Churchill Features In UNN Exam Question, Today by hassanq(m): 11:39pm On May 20, 2019 |
ebuka10box: I swear bro, have never log in to nairaland in the last 2 month even as a registered member but this your submission cracks me up like mad.....You funny die 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Sex Booths In Zurich, Switzerland Where Prostitutes & Customers Meet For Sex by hassanq(m): 9:10pm On Aug 29, 2018 |
@pocohantas...I don't really comment here but I was forced to login to reply. Stop explaining yourself as majority of them do not understand your point of view. I really commend the way you see things. [/quote] |
Romance / Re: Sex Booths In Zurich, Switzerland Where Prostitutes & Customers Meet For Sex by hassanq(m): 9:03pm On Aug 29, 2018 |
I don't really comment here but I was forced to login to reply. Stop explaining yourself as majority of them do not understand your point of view. I really commend the way you see things. |
Investment / Re: Invest With ME, Get Extra 10k On Your Investment! by hassanq(m): 7:38am On Oct 11, 2017 |
ruqqayah:I don't understand,is it that when I give you 3k now I will collect 10,000 in 4 months... Pls expatiate. |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I Am Depressed by hassanq(m): 7:59am On Mar 22, 2017 |
iamforChrist:PM me your number.... 1 Like |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I Am Depressed by hassanq(m): 8:54pm On Mar 21, 2017 |
iamforChrist:Can your husband do a job of 40k in lekki 4 Likes |
Jobs/Vacancies / Pls Is This A Scam. by hassanq(m): 1:11pm On Mar 15, 2017 |
please who know a company called Rinnah group..I got an invite for an interview..is it scam?because i cant find any tangible thing about them. |
Investment / Re: Whats The Current Fixed Deposit Interest Rate For Nigerian Banks by hassanq(m): 10:38am On Jan 26, 2017 |
You can invest with cordros....You get 14 to 18.7% per annum with 10,000 investment to 250million,and your money is 100% secure..The interest rate is at 18.7% per annum now and you can redeem your investment any time you like trust me...call this number for more details 08138652277.. |
Family / Re: Drop Your Date Of Birth, You Might Find A Match by hassanq(m): 9:25pm On Dec 04, 2016 |
jan 21 |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Updated-New Job Vacancies by hassanq(m): 9:32pm On Dec 03, 2016 |
pls i need a customer service job or call center agent job. |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Updated-New Job Vacancies by hassanq(m): 8:17am On Oct 12, 2016 |
@debbie pls i need a call centre job in Lagos.. |
Politics / Re: FG May Introduce Tax On Petrol, Diesel, Kerosene, Gas If…- PPRA by hassanq(m): 6:34pm On Jul 22, 2016 |
[quote author=opalu post=47774160][b]The problem we have is that the only way people in government know how to increase revenue is to ask the impoverished citizens for money. That is why I like the concept of "Entrepreneurial Governance". For God's sake, WEALTH IS CREATED BY CREATING VALUE! Federal and State Governments should STOP hiring Media advisers, SSA New media, SSA print media, SSA electronic media, SSA yeye media. Rather they should engage PRODUCTION ENGINEERS to create VALUE and generate wealth. If it will take this nation experiencing a full scale recession (to the point that FG cannot pay states and salaries) to do the right thing, so be it. 95% of Governors do not have a clue of how to make their states wealthy except to BORROW and TAX the poor. Can you imagine last time I gave the grand proposal of executing a Technology Park in Lagos to both Osibanjo and also to Ambode. I didn't even ask them to contribute a dime! Just give a moral support shikena! Both refused. This project will give jobs to 50,000 young people. But who cares when hawkers are chased to their deaths by KAI officials? Truth is that I have resolved to do the project without any single government moral support. So long as I can get 100 youths who are die-hard Achievers.[/b][/quote )do i stand a chance of been part of the project? |
Celebrities / Re: Asa Performs With Angelique Kidjo At Montreux Jazz Festival 2016 (Pics) by hassanq(m): 10:57pm On Jul 20, 2016 |
kennyblaze007:dere is only one popular ladipo at mushin,so if it dat one den my house is very very very close to d place.. |
Career / Re: Modern Day Slavery At GTB Contact Center by hassanq(m): 10:26pm On Jul 14, 2016 |
Raydos:laff wan kill me die ooo. |
Politics / Re: Nigeria has finished me!! by hassanq(m): 2:43pm On Jul 08, 2016 |
agarawu23:at agarawu23 tanks baba jst saw d sms nw..jst got back frm jumaat prayer n saw d alert on my phone 2k.I dont want to pray for u cs my eleda don pray already cs u make me hapi.. 3 Likes 1 Share |
Politics / Re: Nigeria has finished me!! by hassanq(m): 2:08pm On Jul 08, 2016 |
agarawu23:i never see alert at hassanq |
Politics / Re: Nigeria has finished me!! by hassanq(m): 2:13am On Jul 08, 2016 |
agarawu23:3089997236 first bank...i forgot to put bank in d first quote..abeg remember ur boi. |
Politics / Re: Nigeria has finished me!! by hassanq(m): 2:09am On Jul 08, 2016 |
agarawu23:pls sir I'm genuine ooo abeg unilorin 3089997236..i use God beg u. |
Literature / Re: These 5 Books Helped Me The Most In Life. Let Me See Yours. By Ilegend by hassanq(m): 3:35pm On Jul 04, 2016 |
Godbest:abeg u in d name of God pls send me dis book..m jobless so let me keep myself busy.my gmail is hassanqudus77@gmail.com |
Career / Pls I Need Your Candid Advice. by hassanq(m): 2:59pm On Jun 22, 2016 |
Hello nairalanders,please what are the things one need in order to write a nice marketing proposals for banks on how to generate funds and increase there customer base.Secondly after mapping out the proposal how do you channel it to head of marketing department. |
Literature / Re: These 5 Books Helped Me The Most In Life. Let Me See Yours. By Ilegend by hassanq(m): 7:22am On Jun 18, 2016 |
pls I need a copy too.hassanqudus77@gmail.com. abeg oo. |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: For Immediate Employment! by hassanq(m): 9:41pm On Feb 21, 2016 |
Pls wat is the pay like.I live around mushin(palm Avenue)tho I'm a Bsc holder.. |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: If A Prospective Employer Sends This Kind Of Mail, What Does It Mean? by hassanq(m): 9:40pm On Feb 19, 2016 |
[quote author=DrMeroThaEmperor post=43077135] Once there was a bus conductor, who was very rude to his passengers. One day a beautiful young girl, of around 18 years tried to board the bus, but he didn't stop the bus. Unfortunately the beautiful young girl came under the bus and died on the spot. Angry passengers took the conductor to the police station, who in turn took him to the court. The judge was not at all impressed with him and gave him capital punishment. He was taken to the electrocution chamber. There was a single chair in the center of the room. The conductor was strapped to the chair and high voltage current was given to him. But to everyone's amazement, he survived. The judge decided to set him free, and he returned to his profession. A couple of months later, an elderly gentleman tried to board the bus. This time the Bus conductor, remembering his earlier experience stopped the bus. Unfortunately the elderly gentleman slipped and died due to injuries he sustained. The conductor was taken to the police station and then to the court, to the same judge. Though he hadn't done anything wrong this time, but considering his past record the judge decided to set an example and gave him capital punishment. The Bus conductor was again taken to the same electrocution chamber where there was a single chair in the center of the room. He was strapped to the chair and high voltage current was given to him. This time he died instantly !!!!!!!!!!! The question is why didn't he die on the first occasion but died instantly the second time?? Okay........ here is the Answer............ During the first time the conductor was a Bad Conductor, therefore electricity didn't pass through him. But during the second time, he was a good conductor, so electricity passed through him freely and he died !!!! Physics never go wrong.... Don't quote or look at me!! I am also looking for the Person who sent me this...[/quote )guy u funny oooo.I just dey lyk madman.ur sickness no b here oooo 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: Toyin Aimakhu Cries Over Ereme, Tries To Help Police Track Suicidal Comedian by hassanq(m): 7:31pm On Feb 18, 2016 |
hensben:pls bro extend your good gesture to me too.I'm in need of a job.Bsc(ed)economics edu |
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