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PoliticsRe: Soyinka Criticises Seyi Tinubu’s Large, Armed Security Escorts by hatchy: 7:36am On Dec 10, 2025
It seems the droppings from the table of the presidency have ceased. You now realised that you need to shake the table again for the crumbs to continue dropping.

Oga professor, you have lost it long ago so just go and rest, you bigot.
CrimeRe: Policeman Sentenced To Death By Hanging For Killing UNIJOS Student by hatchy: 8:58pm On Dec 09, 2025
Prettychild:
I remember when I was serving in Bayelsa, I came back late at night from my trip. I went to buy food, that was how one Policeman started to touch me, I told him to leave me alone, he told me that if I didn’t agree to him, that he can kill me here and nothing will happen. Omo! Naso the hunger disappear, I just left before one constable will waste me abeg
Are you suuuuuure?

Tell us the truth! He ended up putting his Bolt inside the Nut and screwed it tight abi.
CrimeRe: Policeman Sentenced To Death By Hanging For Killing UNIJOS Student by hatchy: 8:54pm On Dec 09, 2025
Same judgement that should have been served that foolish noise maker in Sokoto prison for instigating the death of hundreds of people, both security agents and ordinary civilians.
PoliticsRe: Wike Laughs Off Pdp’s Expulsion Letter, Fires Back At Party Leaders by hatchy: 5:17pm On Dec 09, 2025
Oga this one big pass you.
Every day no be Christmas. This time you're already down and more deeper.

Have anyone observed that he is no longer making so much noise like before. He least expected what happened to him with the Naval officer, and also the support the officer received from Nigerians. Almost simultaneously the PDP stood their ground to hold their convention, whether it is illegal or not, yet they stood firm, there and then also expelled him. All this put together hit him so hard.

However, this man is a stubborn person who will never go down without a fight. Infact, he does not accept defeat. Wike is working underground seriously to quash whatever PDP is doing and he will do it with the law.

PDP should adopt a strategy that can withstand and crush, grind, and dissolve this wicked cancer that cannot be treated conventionally or else he will have his way and destroy and annihilate the PDP as a party.
PoliticsRe: 11 Nigerian Soldiers Detained For Violating 'Burkina Faso Airspace' by hatchy: 8:52am On Dec 09, 2025
They wouldn't have tried this nonsense during General Olusegun Obasanjo (President of the Federal Republic) time as the president of Nigeria.

All this na see finish because of how APC’S Buhari and Tinubu government brought our dear country low. They have borrowed money from almost all the countries in the world, it's dehumanising to us as Nigerians.

Tinubu should deal with it, shebi he was looking for how to invade Niger Republic, the opportunity is here now.

Shameful!
HealthRe: I’ve Had These For Over 6 Years, Help. (pics) by hatchy: 3:43am On Dec 09, 2025
The bitter truth is that your immune system is fighting something very strong and it's stressing the system.

Just run a comprehensive test.
PropertiesRe: Lady Cries Out As 200 Eagles Hover Over Neighbor’s Home by hatchy: 12:14am On Dec 09, 2025
These are Raven. A beautiful,playful and calm bird. That's it's characteristic. It's a communal bird that hunt and live in group.

Africans sef....why is she afraid.

The white man would have gladly taken it upon himself to investigate and know why they hover over that place, perhaps there's something attractive there, but the black woman will begin to pray, casting and binding the innocent bird.

If not for the white man we blacks in Africa wouldn't have known that malaria is a major killer and also transmitted by mosquitoes.

Shameful.
PoliticsRe: Obasanjo, Africa’s Greatest Statesman Alive – Moghalu by hatchy: 12:05am On Dec 09, 2025
Indeed he is, after Azikiwe.

That other man that wears round eye glasses from the same region, who committed suicide with "Otapiapia" can't measure to Olusegun Obasanjo.

I no call Awolowo name here o, abeg una.

Ndi` Uchu`
PoliticsRe: President Tinubu Meets Governors Nwifuru & Fubara behind closed doors by hatchy: 7:57pm On Dec 08, 2025
Thieves!
What are they closing the doors for.
It's only criminal minded people who always hide their activities from public eyes.

Association Populated by Criminals (APC)
CrimeRe: Odogwu In Day, Robber At Night | How Newlywed Life Ended While He Was Robbing by hatchy:
This is pure murder. The vigilante cannot justify the killing of these young men who probably were coming back from somewhere. Even if they are thieves but they haven't committed any offence yet. They haven't entered the shop, haven't robbed the place, no arms, no rice carted away as exhibit to present as the law requires.
This is murder. The murderous vigilantes should be arrested immediately.

Aluu 4 similarities here.
RomanceRe: Man Catches His Employee In Bed With His Wife After Installing CCTV by hatchy: 3:10pm On Dec 08, 2025
The bitter truth is that you cannot saperate women from money and sex. This two essentials are the bedrock of why 98% of women sleep outside.
A woman can sleep with anything that has dick, even a mad man, so far she will quench that crazy urge that moment. Women also have an endurance limit when she will do anything, including having extra marital affairs to get money if her man fails to provide for her.

Women are the worse pretentious beings on earth. A woman can be sleeping with your closest friend, neighbor, colleague, but pretend not to have anything in common with them. They are very secretive. They are highly in need of sex more than the men but they pretend not to.

My experience with many of them made me know when a woman is undersexed. I can see a woman and know her sexual wants from their eyes, look, behavioural patterns and communication. Most married women fall under this category. They don't have enough sex, while some would want to taste other fruits, or add spices to their sexual life.

Give your woman money, but giving her enough sexual satisfaction is the ultimate.
SportsRe: Shannon Philp: Boxer Explains Why Her Boyfriend Lets Her Sleep With Other Men by hatchy: 9:50am On Dec 08, 2025
owobokiri:
Very soon, Nigerian gals will be tricking some deluded Nigerian men into accepting this kind of arrangements.
Who told you it doesn't exist here. The fact that you haven't heard it online or physically doesn't mean it's not existing. Many men knows their wife's sexual behavior like lesbianism and also see other men and are ok with that.

Many more engage in orgys here in Nigeria. My dear, things happen behind those close doors that we don't see.
SportsRe: Shannon Philp: Boxer Explains Why Her Boyfriend Lets Her Sleep With Other Men by hatchy: 9:45am On Dec 08, 2025
Stylishly advertising her only fans business. After this open interview her account will skyrocket because many men would love to see what is under that skirt, including religious leaders and moralists.

The World have gone gaga
TravelRe: Calabar Section Of The Lagos-Calabar Coastal Road by hatchy: 9:36am On Dec 08, 2025
ejieddy:
If 50% of the job is done, that will be a monumental failure from BAT.
Exactly. Tinubu is a big failure.
Daniel Bwala already warned Nigerians, Reno Omokri also said it numerous times that Tinubu doesn't have the capacity to govern, he is drug lord.

Shameful!
TravelRe: Calabar Section Of The Lagos-Calabar Coastal Road by hatchy: 9:32am On Dec 08, 2025
What is there to show that the location is in Cross River State. Anybody can take a random picture and tag it same.

Propaganda does not govern a nation, it destroys it.
Goebbel was spewing more than this in Germany until the allied force surrounded the Nazis and defeated them.

Let the truth breathe.
PoliticsRe: We Must Not Allow PDP To Die - Wike by hatchy: 9:28am On Dec 08, 2025
Just imagine who is talking and who is doing the hatchet work.

Shame!
Foreign AffairsRe: Guinea Bissau: No Winner, Results Were Destroyed During The Coup by hatchy:
They're putting into practice what they learnt from a certain country in West Africa with over 200 million people.

Election abracadabra.


The naked truth is that the blackman lacks the capacity to govern himself. Take a look at black majority countries where they govern, South Africa is almost gone. There're retrogressing and declining from the structures put in place by the whites.
Look at Haiti, Jamaica, Nigeria, even with her huge resources, then compare it with North African countries populated by white Arabs.
The yellow Asians are also doing extremely well and have developed more than 50 years ahead of Nigeria.

Shameful!
PoliticsRe: PDP Constitutes National Caretaker Committee As Tenure Of NWC Ends On Tuesday by hatchy: 7:59am On Dec 08, 2025
They attended the birthday ceremony of Samual Anyawu. These charlatans and confusionists are pained that they have been booted out of the party.

Wike have been cut to sizes and doesn't make much noise anymore.

Shameful!
PoliticsRe: APC Governors Remain United In Building Stronger States - Peter Mbah by hatchy: 7:05am On Dec 08, 2025
Corn-Fused fellows united by threats from the Baron of Aso.

Don't worry, after the fall of APC all of you will still migrate like herd of Elephants to the new ruling party.
CrimeRe: Asari Dokubo Shows Off His Cars And Mosque (picture & Video) by hatchy: 10:35pm On Dec 07, 2025
Gotocourt:
Firstly, take care of your health, I can hear his breath🚩.
Furthermore, the way he shouted at one of he's boys he met at the guest house 🚩, see the men running around like slaves in the mosque🚩.
Lastly, common sense is not common, pure camera show off 🚩
The guy is a baby in adult body.
You cannot see any reasonable person behave this way. Ateke Tom is far richer and command respect more than this over bloated buffoon, talk more of someone like Tompolo, yet you wont see them display this foolishness just because he wants to prove a point to someone who disagreed with him online. Baby Elephant.

This is shameful.
EducationRe: Moment Student Goes Into Trance During School Hours, Rushed To Church(Photos/Vid by hatchy: 6:55pm On Dec 07, 2025
Mental illness.

She should be taken to a nearby psychiatric facility.
PoliticsRe: Bandits Attack Mosque In Kiba Ruwa Sokoto, Kill Imam, 1 Other, Kidnap Worshipper by hatchy: 6:53pm On Dec 07, 2025
Validated:
We understand the format... to change the Christian genocide narrative. We are not fooled.
I yam telling you. These Northerners think that we are as fuulish as majority of them are.

Trump where are you sef, why are you wasting time and fuel flying drones across the North. Start the real deal abeg.
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Withdraws Fighter Aircraft As Security Stabilises In Benin Republic by hatchy: 5:23pm On Dec 07, 2025
helinues:
There weekend is already scattered with this development news. They wished it's Nigeria.

The bitter people which their bitterness is now becoming generational
Between you and the people you are pointing fingers at, who is bitter?
You can't even feed yourself because of the high cost of living orchestrated by insecurity under the watch of your demigod, yet you come here pretending to be happy, suffering and smiling.
PoliticsRe: Coup: Nigerian Air Force Deployed Fighter Jets To Benin by hatchy: 4:06pm On Dec 07, 2025
The same airforce jets that cannot bomb the terrorists in Nigeria because the forest is very tick is the same their quick to deploy to a country that poses no harm to us.

They haven't breached any security and poses no harm to us, so why do we have to violate their sovereignty by invading their airspace.
This is against international law and must be stopped.
PoliticsRe: Zoning Not On The Table For Now, So Make Up Your Mind - ADC to Peter Obi by hatchy: 12:47pm On Dec 07, 2025
You guys should move on and leave Peter Obi out of your political permutations. Obi is not ready to spend money buying delegate for primary elections.
His constituency is not the few greedy politicians gathered to fill their pockets with Dollars, they are the general public.

He will fail woefully if contested with crooks and thieves like Atiku and Amaechi who stole this country dried.
Amaechi should deputize Atiku his fellow thief, leave PO out of it.
Foreign AffairsRe: Military Coup In Benin Republic: Soldiers Announce takeover On Live TV (Pics) by hatchy: 10:57am On Dec 07, 2025
Dohn:
They look like bandits/terrorists
I thought I'm the only one that noticed it.
Even our Northern brothers Bandits and Fulani militants terrorists look well kitted than these charlatans and rag tag riff-raffs.

Chai!
We miss one man in this country at this moment. Olusegun Obasanjo na MAN you be. You would have given direct order to those rag tag urchins to immediately vacate that place or face just one battalion of the Nigerian Army.

What we have here now in Aso Villa is rather a managed and unstable half gone occupier of Nigeria presidency who is more concerned in 2027 than Nigeria greatness.

This is time to show our prowess internationally and stamp our big brother strength and authority.
BusinessRe: Shun Rolls-Royce, Private Jets, Embrace Investment, Dangote Urges Nigerians by hatchy: 10:38pm On Dec 06, 2025
Thank God he said it in the presidential palace after meeting Tinubu because this is what Peter Obi have been advocating - cut down on excessive, reckless, luxurious and unnecessary spending by government.

Let everyone, starting with Tinubu, use locally made or assembled cars, then the citizens will follow.

Oya, data boys food is ready, come and defend. Also, abuse PO join o.
TravelRe: Nigerian Air Force Confirms Alpha Jet Crash in Niger, hail pilots by hatchy: 10:28pm On Dec 06, 2025
lordm:
Mumu, have you seen fighter jet of that kind flying reverse
Ode!
Yes, i have seen it. You think everyone lives in Ogbomoso like you.

Have you even seen an aircraft physically in your whole life, talk more of a Jet fighter.
PoliticsRe: Soyinka, Achebe & Clark At Dodan Barracks Because Of Mamman Vatsa In 1986 by hatchy: 10:15pm On Dec 06, 2025
PureSperm:
That was when true friendship was still the bedrock of a functional Nigeria sad

How we got it all wrong is what I'm yet to fathom.
It went all wrong when some people started pitching their tribesmen and women against another tribe.
Western tribal bigotry is the beginning of the disunity of this country.
TravelRe: Nigerian Air Force Confirms Alpha Jet Crash in Niger, hail pilots by hatchy: 10:00pm On Dec 06, 2025
Inexperienced pilot have pressed the wrong button, perhaps putting the jet on reverse trust while in motion.

Wait o! Why are they even praising the pilot, is it the conclusion of a thorough investigation they ought to do?

Disgraced country.
Science/TechnologyRe: A Group Of Elephants Migrating Into Nigeria From Chad (Video, Photos) by hatchy: 11:36am On Dec 06, 2025
Chai!

Bye Bye beautiful Elephants. If only you know how cruel the people from this side of the world behave to nature you won't stray into Nigeria.

The people are not there only for viewing pleasure, they are also measuring your meat in their minds eyes.

Bye bye beautiful animals.

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