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Politics › Re: ADC Faction Disowns Peter Obi, Rejects Enugu Registration by hatchy: 7:31pm On Jan 01
Let Tinubu rest na, oga rest.
You cannot be inducing problem in every political party in Nigeria just because you want to go unchallenged. You are sowing crises in a larger scale.

They have used EFCC, Wike, Abure, Apapa and any other willing tool to destabilise other political parties.

This thing won't end well, honestly.
Politics › Re: You Failed As Anambra Governor, Bayo Onanuga Slams Peter Obi by hatchy: 4:39pm On Jan 01
Bayo Onanuga is not feeling too well. He sees Peter Obi in his dream, his soup, his Amala....in virtually everything around him....that's a serious sign of illness.

Nairaland General › Re: Happy New Year 2026!! by hatchy:
Happy New Year to all Nairalanders including my opposition colleagues 30k data boys and Agbadorians. We are all one despite our political affiliation, differences and disagreements. We all wish and hope for a better Nigeria.

May this year bring lots of goodies in good health.

Meanwhile, Seun tell your moderators to stop placing my account on 30 munites ban. I don't like it. This is new year o.
Politics › Re: We made the biggest political mistake fielding Obi in 2023, we apologise - LP by hatchy: 7:18pm On Dec 31, 2025
SadiqBabaSani:
Voice of Hand of Jacob Voice of Esau, who is bankrolling you Oga ?
Bayo Onanuga and Nyesom Wike have spoken unbehalve of Tinubu.


Meanwhile see little known LP is talking too.

Hahahahaaaaa.....small nyash dey shake ooo
Politics › Re: Governor Abba Yusuf In Happy Mood With Kano APC Chairman & Stakeholders (pix) by hatchy: 7:15pm On Dec 31, 2025
Alliswell248:
Kwankwasho is far bigger than peter obi in every way.
Don't run away.
First he is a PhD holder.
He sent not less than 300 kano indigenes abroad for PhD studies.
I can list more
We are talking about political alignment not his educational background.
Ok, Obi doesn't have a PhD but he is a multi millionaire.

Agbadorians make una try to get s£zse...

Politics › Re: Governor Abba Yusuf In Happy Mood With Kano APC Chairman & Stakeholders (pix) by hatchy: 7:13pm On Dec 31, 2025
Alliswell248:
Jobless man....
No wonder....
Pls don't let anyone lure you into drug trafficking since you are jobless.
Just like Daniel Bwahala said, this is what a typical APC member is....

Politics › Re: I Was Paid ₦100,000 To Bomb Worshippers – Suspected Maiduguri Suicide Bomber by hatchy: 4:18pm On Dec 31, 2025
Validated:
Nonsense, so the worshippers did not see fresh diggings in the mosque or was the mosque as sand dune?
That bombing was a TAQQYAH decoy to change the narrative about Islamic Terrorists killing Christians.
Your brain dey function 101%.
They think we are all fools, instead they're the ones fooling themselves.
Politics › Re: Implementation Of New Tax law Can Commence On 1st Jan 2026 - Court by hatchy: 4:13pm On Dec 31, 2025
Omalicious1:
The funny thing is, the rich won't complain. It is the poor that are exempted from the tax that will now be complaining. Most of them are Agbadorians
My dear this matter get as e be o!
What will these data boys do, upon say na 30k be their salary they still will tax it.
Politics › Re: Implementation Of New Tax law Can Commence On 1st Jan 2026 - Court by hatchy: 4:11pm On Dec 31, 2025
I pity all the data boys. Their meager 30k monthly salary will still be taxed.
How will they survive, eehn!
Politics › Re: Governor Abba Yusuf In Happy Mood With Kano APC Chairman & Stakeholders (pix) by hatchy: 3:49pm On Dec 31, 2025
I'm here to press Agbadorians and data boys neck for free. Please quote me for free neck pressing. I go drag una like Tiger Generator going forward. I've been jobless, this is my newest job now. Una go hear am.

The biased moderators will soon ban my account out of envy, hate, ethnic biases and my party affiliation.
Politics › Re: Governor Abba Yusuf In Happy Mood With Kano APC Chairman & Stakeholders (pix) by hatchy: 3:41pm On Dec 31, 2025
yarimo:
Thank God kwankwaso has influence in north west, unlike peter obi who can't even win his poling unit for his party in last anambra state governorship election
If you believe that Tinubu is One Term President (OTP) say a louder Ameeeeen!

I'm here to trouble the hearts of data boys and their WhatsApp group members. This space will be hot for you all starting from January first.

First thing first....your 30k stipend will be taxed from tomorrow. How you want take feed family now na?
Business › Re: Why Shoprite Shut Down; Moniepoint Trying To Recover ₦2.4 Billion Loan by hatchy: 3:32pm On Dec 31, 2025
What you just said is a big fat lie.

It is the APC economy caused it. Ever since this evil party took over in 2015 many businesses have closed.

Then enter the Agbado master who knows next to nothing in job and wealth creation, other than to tax the citizens and reduce their purchasing power. The calamity in the presidency doesn't have the mental capacity to handle a complex country and economy like Nigeria.

Tinubu is OTP.
Politics › Re: Governor Abba Yusuf In Happy Mood With Kano APC Chairman & Stakeholders (pix) by hatchy: 3:27pm On Dec 31, 2025
stuffs2002:
Na why everyone dey talk say Una no fit ever get sense enough that.
Everyone is data boy as long as he is not supporting the pandora criminal
Do you know that OBIDIENTS are being paid but very very poorly
Yes let them be paid, even poorly. I'm doing my own freely.

I am here to taste all your tears which is very delicious. I am the tormentor of the data boys and their WhatsApp group members like you.
Politics › Re: Governor Abba Yusuf In Happy Mood With Kano APC Chairman & Stakeholders (pix) by hatchy: 3:24pm On Dec 31, 2025
yarimo:
Politically kwankwaso is greater than peter obi by far
So said by one of Tinubu’s data boys working tirelessly for his 30k monthly stipend.

Now, as you said Kwankwaso is greater than Peter Obi, we agree, but he'll only end in the North West were his influence starts and stopped.

Tell yourself the truth and shame the devil, who knows Kwankwaso down south. Is he a political heavyweight as you said?

Only time will tell.

Tinubu is OTP gaskiya!
Politics › Re: Governor Abba Yusuf In Happy Mood With Kano APC Chairman & Stakeholders (pix) by hatchy: 3:20pm On Dec 31, 2025
stuffs2002:
Why would Kwankwaso deputise a lowly rated politician like Obi
One of the data boys working for his 30k spotted.

More efforts please so that after tax on the 30k you'll still have something reasonable to go home with.
Politics › Re: Governor Abba Yusuf In Happy Mood With Kano APC Chairman & Stakeholders (pix) by hatchy: 2:55pm On Dec 31, 2025
iwaeda:
How many of these people will be here in 2027, Only God can ascertain. grin grin grin grin grin
But you are not God. Allow him to decide.

Not doing anything because you know that you'll die, even though you don't know the day or hour is even worse. Do something impactful to your life, family, community and the country at large.

Happy new year in advance.
Politics › Re: Governor Abba Yusuf In Happy Mood With Kano APC Chairman & Stakeholders (pix) by hatchy: 2:48pm On Dec 31, 2025
Emekaonline:
And what will you do if your prayers are not answered but your Obi eventually end up accepting to be VP insteadhuh?
We don't mind even if he deputise Atiku. In fact that is what he have already settled for, so far Tinubu will be kicked out, no problems.

We cannot be deceived anymore with stories of "It is the turn of the South".
That lame excuse won't work again. Afterall Tinubu aligned with a Northerner, Buhari, and removed Jonathan, a Southerner. We shall give him same treatment.

More tears please...let it flow.
Politics › Re: Governor Abba Yusuf In Happy Mood With Kano APC Chairman & Stakeholders (pix) by hatchy: 2:42pm On Dec 31, 2025
Riskymarvelous:
Because òbí is about to join ADC and hold their presidential ticket naso data boys and Seun go dey put 2023 pictures for front page to make yarimo hellinus Madridguy and legendaryhero happy small 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 ÒBÍ as ADC presidential candidate and aminu Tambuwal or bala mohammed as VP that is how tinubu and his corrupted members land in ìrágbìjí in osun state before 3pm on election day
My brother in ADC, together we shall give all of the BP. All those you mentioned there and many others resident in Twitter (X) have been crying in their WhatsApp group since morning. Tears flowing like River Benue uncontrollably.

Peter Obi's declaration came to them as a surprise because they all thought he would remain in Tinubu’s LP. Even if Obi deputise Atiku we don't mind, all we want is to kick out the calamity in Aso Villa.

It is now confirmed Tinubu is OTP.
Politics › Re: Governor Abba Yusuf In Happy Mood With Kano APC Chairman & Stakeholders (pix) by hatchy: 2:34pm On Dec 31, 2025
Orlandoo:
Kwankwaso should hurry up and join ADC.
That man have too much pride. By now he would have been the vice president of the Federal Republic but his pride didn't allow him to deputise Obi, of which he regretted it in one of his speech.

Anyway, if he comes to ADC fine, if he chooses APC it's also fine for him. Everybody is looking for his own pathway to success, except Tinubu’s online data boys who will remain stagnant with their 30k stipend even with the evil taxation that starts tomorrow.
Politics › Re: 2027: We will resist any plot to rig elections - Peter Obi by hatchy: 2:24pm On Dec 31, 2025
seunmsg:
The report of the last election clearly showed that rigging was more pronounced in the south east than any other region in Nigeria. So, when the major beneficiary of the 2023 rigging has made rigging the talking point of his 2027 presidential contest, I think it’s better for INEC to start taking notice.
Oga what did you people do in Rivers State in 2023, answer this simple question.

Anyway, I'm here to puncture all the lies and propaganda from your WhatsApp group. I'm doing it at no cost and I'm not expecting any reward other than a better country for all of us, while you people do all you do for money, food, tribalism, sectionalism and religious sentiments. This is shameful.

In 2027 the Census of Nigeria will be counted via votes casted. Census of the foolish people and the wise ones who want a better country.

Tinubu is OTP.
Travel › Re: Kiribati: This Is The First Country To Enter Into 2026 by hatchy: 2:14pm On Dec 31, 2025
Happy new year to you all Kiribaatians...I don't know if I actually pronounced this your country name well.

So, if the world wants to end it will start with you people then. You will relay the information to the rest of us via social media how it feels to experience the end of days.

Congratulations!
Politics › Re: 2027: Peter Obi, Other South East Leaders Officially Declare For ADC In Enugu by hatchy: 2:02pm On Dec 31, 2025
Bluntemperor:
ahhhhhh,I pity you o!
Oga,Something is Not Adding Up and you go explain tire o!
Add whatever that is not adding up by yourself. It's not a crime to do so.

Meanwhile, somewhere in Aso Villa, Daniel Bwahala, Bayo Onanuga and their geng are in serious tears. Their food is about to be taken away from them.

More sweet tears from the opposition party (APC) as you have made yourself
Politics › Re: 2027: Peter Obi, Other South East Leaders Officially Declare For ADC In Enugu by hatchy: 1:53pm On Dec 31, 2025
franchasng:
The race has just begun, Tinubu oya go and cry to eyeneck shiaman, rigging cannot stop what God has ordained in 2027
The slogan this time is Rig & Kp@i
Politics › Re: Aminu Tambuwal In Enugu For Peter Obi’s Defection. A Statement? by hatchy: 1:49pm On Dec 31, 2025
seunmsg:
Tambuwal is a member of ADC. Peter Obi is joining ADC to be Atiku’s running mate. So, what’s the big deal in an ADC member attending an ADC event?
All your efforts to caste Peter Obi in bad light, all the lies, propaganda and tribal sentiments have expired. You have no tangible things to say and everyone in this space are watching you.

The man Obi beat you all to the game because you never expected he'll still declare for ADC. You all thought he'll remain in LP which the president have pocketed. Whether he will deputise Atiku or not is none of your business, so far Tinubu will be booted out we are ok.

Just recoil. Keep mute if you still have any atom of integrity left.

It is confirmed Tinubu is OTP.
Politics › Re: 2027: Daniel Bwala Reacts To Peter Obi's Defection To ADC by hatchy: 1:36pm On Dec 31, 2025
fergie001:
[i]Bwala is President Tinubu's SA on Policy Communication [/iDaniel Bwala
You guys should leave Peter Obi alone na. You said he cannot be president of Nigeria, agreed, yet you don't sleep because of him. Na wao!

Daniel Bwahala will develop BP if he doesn't stop and concentrate and work for his principal.

Leave Obi alone.
Politics › Re: The Silence Of Sultan Of Sokoto Is Very Sad_Mike Arnold by hatchy: 1:32pm On Dec 31, 2025
Putindbutt:
Abeg keep quiet jor, US waged a deadly attack and killed hundreds of terrorists.. bla bla bla YET almost a week NO SINGLE PICTURE. You think you're talking to Obi.dun.ce here.
Una go cry tire.
Cry cry Baby you want to see your Sultan.....Lol

If you say more than this I'll report you to Trump and his people....Lol
Politics › Re: The Silence Of Sultan Of Sokoto Is Very Sad_Mike Arnold by hatchy: 1:28pm On Dec 31, 2025
If we hear Pim from him or Muric we will report them immediately to Netanyahu and Trump


All of us Y@ruba Muslims support what Trump is doing.

BTW Arnold please continue the pressing, don't stop.
Education › Re: They All Slept But Nobody Woke Up - The Mystery Of Lake Nyos by hatchy:
Thank God for scientistific discoveries because they would have tied the incident down to their gods being angry because one or two person did some evil that it would require cleasing with 100 human heads.

Same thing was happening years back when Nigerians didn't know that Generator fumes, which contains Carbon dioxide emissions kills.
There was a typical case in Aba where many people died in a Cyber Cafe in those days of Night browsing and the Generator used to power the place was placed inside the business center. The next morning the place was destroyed by angry citizens who believed that the owner of the business have used all of the dead for money rituals.

A big thank you to the Oyinbo people who opened our eyes if not we would still be living life some how.

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