Hatchy's Posts

Nairaland Forum › Hatchy's Profile › Hatchy's Posts

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 (of 137 pages)

Celebrities › Re: Gospel Singer, Big Bolaji Dies At Age 50 After A Brief Illness by hatchy: 11:33pm On Apr 19, 2025

There is nothing more certain than Death. There is nothing more uncertain than the time of Death.

Be careful.

RIP to the departed soul.

Foreign Affairs › Re: Meet Former Kenyan Deputy Governor Who Now Hawks Firewood (photos) by hatchy: 11:29pm On Apr 19, 2025

Nyesom Wike take note. Even with all the money, the buildings and businesses littered all over Nigeria that you have, it could all fizzle out in a twinkle of an eye one day.

There is nothing more certain than Death. There is nothing more uncertain than the time of Death.

Be careful.

Crime › Re: Kidnapper Of 12-year-old Girl In Rivers, Traced To Enugu Prison by hatchy: 10:53pm On Apr 19, 2025*

I am not surprised at the poor performance of the police. What we have is a Nigerian Police FORCE, an archaic and expired brutal organisation whose operating system is based on the 1885 British West African frontier force. A police that carries wooden baton and tear gas gun to operate in broad day light. A police that uses maximum FORCE at all times as they shoot to kill instead of negotiated surrender. A police where 99 % of men and women of the organisation doesn't know where Control/P is in a computer keyboard because they are computer Illiterates. A FORCE where intelligence gathering is never used to prevent crime rather brute force is used to make mass arrest on citizens found around crime scene just to extort money from them.
The Nigerian Police FORCE should be completely over hauled and also, drop that FORCE, it is outdated and terribly influencing men and women of the organisation negatively psychologically

5 Likes

Politics › Re: IMF: Nigeria Will Navigate Global Shocks Due To Tinubu’s Reforms by hatchy: 9:17pm On Apr 19, 2025

ThinkSmarter:
Note: I am from SE Nigeria

Is this the new method they asked you people in your WhatsApp group to adopt now, to impersonate another tribe to make your point.
You sit down somewhere in your smelly Hut without toilet in Ogbomoso and type this thrash and say you are from South East.
You tribal bigoted Yoruba Muslim should be ashamed of yourself.

Politics › Re: LP Disowns Datti Ahmed’s Undemocratic Remarks, Cries Out Over Gov Otti's Threats by hatchy: 8:12pm On Apr 19, 2025

helinues:

Which faction of LP released this?

Imagine, LP with how many executives but couldn't put their house in order and dreaming of governing Nigeria. Tufiakwa

Hell-Anus you resumed late today, what happened. Which duty shift are you covering, afternoon or night shift.

Fo*lish grown up man who won't look for something meaningful and do with his life. Continue wasting away.

Sports › Re: Humans Outrun Robots At Beijing Half-Marathon (Photo) by hatchy: 6:56pm On Apr 19, 2025

Sonnobax15:

Oyinbo youths are busy venturing into science and technology but our own down here are busy on TikTok singing and dancing "LAHO" and "Na scra na scra" . TBH,who swear for black Africans as a whole no try at all

That's the only thing the black race knows how to do well...singing, dancing and sex. Nothing more.
He adds nothing to humanity and it's advancement. The black race is inferior and lacks the capacity to advance. He is doomed.

Argue with me sensibly. Don't come here to tell me that I'm a white worshiper and slave bla bla bla.

1 Like

Politics › Re: How Saraki Lost his way - Hon Akaje Opens Up by hatchy: 5:29pm On Apr 19, 2025*

EponObi:
Illiterates with pen and smartphone are too much in Nigeria. Both educated and non-educated.

Was Ó Tó Gẹ́ created to stop him at the Senate or to topple his political empire in Kwara state? Even if he's the best Senate president as you people delude, that has nothing to do with Ó Tó Gẹ́!

You Ipob and mumudients are dangerous and too stupid. You know nada about Kwara politics but here you say shit because of Akpabio. No wonder you guys are permanently sitted at the back seat of national politics.

No matter how you want to color it, APC and Kwarans destroyed Saraki's dynasty and hold in Kwara state, spectacularly. Today, he so irrelevant to the extent that he can't win any Senate seat in Kwara nor can anyone he endorse/support win anything in Kwara. Nonetheless, as irrelevant as he is in Kwara, he is more influencial in the state politics compared to the Agulu fraud in Anambra. Facto!

Ó Tó Gẹ́ is one of the top 10 event in the political history of Nigeria. And guess what, Tinubu was one of the mastermind.

Read this from beginning to the end, I can't make any sense out of your comment other than a usual bigoted rant from a Yoruba Muslim ass licking as usual just for the crumbs he'll get.

You are a disgrace to your parents. They wasted money that was supposed to be used to buy thousands of birds and begin a successful poultry business on your education.

Shame on you.

6 Likes

Politics › Re: Tinubu Runs Nigeria Via Whatsapp Group – Atiku Alleges, Lambasts Wike by hatchy: 5:20pm On Apr 19, 2025

Image123:
Are you 6years old?

Your father!
If you have any though, because I know that a lot of you here are bastard

1 Like

Politics › Re: Tinubu Runs Nigeria Via Whatsapp Group – Atiku Alleges, Lambasts Wike by hatchy: 5:19pm On Apr 19, 2025

SoftSport:
I don’t see why president Tinubu can't do his job from anywhere in the world. With technology today he can stay in touch with his team and monitor things remotely. His physical presence isn’t always needed to make decisions or oversee things.

Too many kids in this space.

Please Seun should open cartoon section for these kids, they're making the politics section unbearably toxic.

1 Like 1 Share

Politics › Re: Tinubu Runs Nigeria Via Whatsapp Group – Atiku Alleges, Lambasts Wike by hatchy: 5:09pm On Apr 19, 2025

I don't know why Atiku feels to big to address this Wike and settle this matter once and for all. His statements issued through his aids doesn't have weight than him talking directly to the drunk and put him in his place. This also shows that Wike is more powerful, and Atiku is overrated, afterall.
The coalition must go on, no matter their plans to scatter it.
A Southerner will complete this tenure, then negotiate with stake holders on the way forward. This is not about personal interest but for the survival of this country.
Nigerians are dying silently without pushing back. Accute hunger and starvation is ravaging the land, while insecurity has become a part of our daily life. This was what they accused Jonathan of.

Tinubu is OTP

Politics › Re: Bauchi Deputy Governor Auwal Jatau Slaps Minister Of Foreign Affairs, Tuggar by hatchy: 2:56pm On Apr 19, 2025

nairalanda1:
I guess you could say the same thing about the Northern women bianca ojukwu and the former first lady of Anambra.

Violent people indeed

I don't engage kids in any discourse. Check the next person you might see your age mate

4 Likes

Politics › Re: Bauchi Deputy Governor Auwal Jatau Slaps Minister Of Foreign Affairs, Tuggar by hatchy: 2:43pm On Apr 19, 2025

Family affairs, nobody should chuck mouth.
These are the Elites that holds the Northern people down using religion. They won't educate the masses, yet they will send their own children to the best western schools.
Surprisingly the same Northern youths will come to their defense, just like the foolish Arewa Youth president, in defence of their leaders.

Go to Maiduguri, Kano, Sokoto Yobe, etc., and see for yourself how millions of youths are wasting roaming the streets and the adults sitting under trees gossiping from morning till night. A waste of flesh.

5 Likes

Crime › Re: NDLEA To Act After Nursing Mum Complained About Her Neighbor Who Smokes Weed by hatchy: 11:19am On Apr 19, 2025

From the comments here you'll agree with me that millions of Nigerians are illicit drug users.

No wander the country is in this sorry state. Drug pushers, users, cartel, are the ones in control of the executive, legislative and judiciary.

No meaningful law have been passed since Tinubu took over except the changing of the National Anthem which have no impact on governance. Tinubu is a known druggie, EscoBAT.

1 Like

Politics › Re: FG Supplies 6,000 Bags Of Subsidised Rice To Kebbi by hatchy: 9:01am On Apr 19, 2025

Ricocracy

Tactics: Impoverish the people deliberately through wicked policies, then come back and give them crumbs, the same people will then see you as their messiah.

Tinubu is very empty, lacks the mental capacity to lead a complex country like Nigeria. He is not what he made Nigerians believe he is. He is a failure.

5 Likes 1 Share

Politics › Re: I See APC Losing, Smart Tinubu Won't Contest In 2027 – Baba-Ahmed (Video) by hatchy: 7:57am On Apr 19, 2025

helinues:
Make sure to take your malaria tablets regularly

Mumu, do you sleep at all, or do you work round the clock?
Just imagine when you commented on this thread, a time when sleep dey sweet person for body.
My dear you are irredeemably foolish supporting this wicked government of Tinubu.

You are very irritating and nauseating. I dislike you for your foolishness.

Family › Re: Pastor Ends His 7 Year Marriage:says His Wife Was Too Perfect For Him To Keep On by hatchy: 10:10pm On Apr 18, 2025

We4all:
Another confused man! If someone is too perfect for you, the right thing to do is to become their cheer leader. Don't walk away!

Read in between the lines. He polished his comment to make it look as if he's to blame, but in the actual sense and reality it seems he is just being liberated from a toxic marriage.
I like his way of communicating the whole thing. He shows maturity here.

2 Likes

Christianity Etc › Re: I'm Now A 'born Again Christian', Gov Hope Uzodinma Accepts Christ (photos) by hatchy: 6:21pm On Apr 18, 2025

Hahahahahaaaaa. We hear you.
Ok, leave APC for us to take you serious because that is where Lucifa lives.

1 Like

Foreign Affairs › Re: US Strikes On Yemen Oil Terminal Kill At Least 58, Houthis Say by hatchy: 5:37pm On Apr 18, 2025

There's no peace wherever you see people slamming their heads on the ground like goats, always blood, sorrow and death.

The progenitor of this deadly cult they call religion will burn in hell till eternity

18 Likes 2 Shares

Politics › Re: 2 Killed, 1 Kidnapped As Bandits Attack Kano Community by hatchy: 4:56pm On Apr 18, 2025*

And the Yoruba tribal president is somewhere enjoying himself from Paris to London, while his house burns.

We told them but they tagged us with unprintable names. It will touch everyone and every nook and crannies of this country, from Bayelsa to Sokoto, Ogbomoso to Mubi.

1 Like

Politics › Re: I’m Satisfied With Tinubu’s Performance — Afenifere Leader, Fasoranti by hatchy: 3:28pm On Apr 18, 2025

VnAhunnaPl:
Tinubu's performance is commendable.

Commendable indeed. Are you not a Westerner, we don't expect anything less.

Tribal bigoted people.

2 Likes

Foreign Affairs › Re: U.S Missile Factory Destroyed In Explosion - Northrop Grumman Says (Photos) by hatchy: 3:12pm On Apr 18, 2025

WriterNig:
👍🏻 Like for Russia-Putin, share for USA/Nazi/NATO 卍

Mumu man

Politics › Re: I wanted outright removal of Fubara, not State of Emergency - Wike by hatchy: 2:02pm On Apr 18, 2025

goody234:
why are these media houses allowing this megalomaniac to be on media ....brown envelope media houses

He pays for it. Media houses are privately owned and are into business to make profit.
I can call Channels TV today and pay them to come and cover my birthday or some kind of trashy press briefing.

1 Like

Politics › Re: I wanted outright removal of Fubara, not State of Emergency - Wike by hatchy: 1:59pm On Apr 18, 2025

tundegan:
Wike na River state godfather He knows the game very well.

Tunde wey mumu. You people will sit in that your dirty hut in Ogbomso and be talking trash about Rivers State that you have never stepped your foot on.

This regime have really exposed you people's hypocrisy, bigotry and foolishness.

3 Likes

Food › Re: See The Food Items I Purchased At Birnin Kebbi Market by hatchy: 1:38pm On Apr 18, 2025*

Stolen food items. I pray you're caught.

See the president Mahmood rigged in.

2 Likes 1 Share

Politics › Re: Nigeria Exempted As Trump ‘moves To’ Shut Down US Embassies In Africa by hatchy: 11:11am On Apr 18, 2025

Trump trying so hard to bring the US down. To him, the years of the locust is over. The powers and influence of the US across the world must be drastically reduced. Elon Musk even suggested that the United States exit the UN, this will be the final straw that broke the camel's back.

The rise of another empire to rule the world for another 100 years is here. This is the rise of CHINA.

5 Likes 1 Share

Celebrities › Re: "My Call To Become A Native Doctor Divine" – Yul Edochie by hatchy: 10:12am On Apr 18, 2025

Madness is not until someone begins to pick from the trash bin.
This guy is now completely insane. The only difference is that he still wears fancy and ironed cloths.

Yul, the black sheep of the legendary Pete Edochie's family.

1 Like 1 Share

Politics › Re: Olusegun Dada Reacts To Tinubu's Census Committee Amid Cries Of Ethnic Imbalance by hatchy: 8:58am On Apr 18, 2025

Refundablemedic:
Good one.
Permanet cure for weak erection, quick ejaculation, erectile dysfunction, Watery and low Sperm Count, infertility and improvement of your girth reach me on WhatsApp with the number on my signature.

If after one week you do not get your desired result you are free to report my bank account for fraud and post my details online.

Its 100 percent herbal and 90 percent bitter kola made without any side effects.

Go and cure Tinubu’s weak and flat penis. He is not in charge of Remi, someone else is.

Do this, know peace.

Politics › Re: Falana Seeks Immediate Sack Of Ibok-Ete Ibas Over Breach Of Presidential Order by hatchy: 8:31am On Apr 18, 2025

victorazyvictor:
Wow!
In case you don't know, this is my background and who i am - I am a bastard child born of a whoring mother. This background have shaped me to an idiot, a fool, a nonentity and a never-do-well.

Travel › Re: American Citizen, Akinyela Sawa Taylor Hijacks Plane In Belize, 3 Injured by hatchy: 8:18am On Apr 18, 2025

Once they start growing that beard and trousers that doesn't touch the feet, then extremism have started and they become more dangerous to the society

1 Like

Politics › Re: Falana Seeks Immediate Sack Of Ibok-Ete Ibas Over Breach Of Presidential Order by hatchy: 8:04am On Apr 18, 2025

helinues:
Falana don turn to a joke

Human lefts lawyer . Ordinary a case against small VDM, Falana and his family lose out

Someone just said it up there that idiots will soon flood the thread to insult Falana and also call Fubara all sorts of names.
You have just shown yourself to be one of those idiots and fools in this platform who reason with their Anus.

Hell-Anus, get a job. Stop moving from thread to thread making fool of yourself and family.

Politics › Re: Falana Seeks Immediate Sack Of Ibok-Ete Ibas Over Breach Of Presidential Order by hatchy: 7:58am On Apr 18, 2025

victorazyvictor:
This man wey don cast

Someone said it up there that stupid people like you will soon flood the thread, and you didn't disappoint.

You're cursed.

1 Like

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 (of 137 pages)