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gloatkenf: Ah...ok o, I didn't mean writing dirty words, but Alausa castigated my brains to compel my flat thumbs ni o, I am gentle and easier enough to spit on and then jack-boot.!

gloatkenf: Ah...ok o, I didn't mean writing dirty words, but Alausa castigated my brains to compel my flat thumbs ni o, I am gentle and easier enough to spit on and then jack-boot.!

Hermienart: See this guy for God sake. The guy is asking a very brilliant question which has been bothering me. But if it dosent seem to be important to u then u dont need to comment on it. U are talking about the putme period when the stalites are in skul, but av u forgotten that the halls av been closed now? Pls we need gud answers to this questions or are we going to sleep on the street? Or maybe we will be travelling from Lagos to ife every day.......

gloatkenf: Ayam afraid to tell you
Yes you that's nothing but an accursed yew
To pounce into your fealthy loo
Rest thy dirty keister on your malodorous WC
Shit, plus it with thy mumsy's
Bleep you if you rescind your balbous black butts
With your yawed metacarpals
Gulp and munch your shite and hers
For Jodekss cares
North?
Who cares about those aboki that're whiter than my great grannys' black pot
Yoruba?
Emmanuel o, lols see me see wahala nah
Egba mi nah
All rise
Imma scare the B-jesus outta your pin-like pen is
Get a life
Or imma stab with again with my sinisterous sayings, my knife
Imma Bleep your bethroted oaf
Yeah, that yea tagged your yanky wife...
Aaaaah..., eya...ballistic mode o...the begining of the beginning of Gloatkenf
Eeeeeeyin da, f........
UK off....

Tonisious504: d rejectn form i guess? Wel i was told d processin wil take effect afta d matric.so na eportal we dey wait 4 o

michealade: nice profile pix

michealade: nice profile pix

Oluwatobi09: I am admittd to study biochm but didnt write f/maths exam in my waec, hope dat wnt affect my admissn?

Tonisious504: no,it is stil d oda schul dat i was admittd dat is stil there

gloatkenf: [b]Wrap this...
Bleep piece but peace...

Piece of shit this world is
Just now hopping in my ears
Are Guns and Roses
Babes come out of there mamas' sacks
Aye the doctors are quiet at the lone entrance
With a must give slap at the back to awaken us
From the stony sopor in their wombs
Now we're with kinds of aims 'n' objectives
To always ace
Through out our fucking life times
Therein damn it, I can't punch out a piece of peace
A world called piece of shit this is
Here you Bleep your missus for hours
But later send her four points downwards
To 'em calabashes to admixture for manifold dollars
So also a vis-a-vis
Yes, yeah, for only nothing last long in this cosmos
Aren't we all comers?
Munch this tasty tidings you funny fiends
And thee dear friendly friends for they would always
Say comers are goers
Believe me peepers
In this pultrid process
Only the Papa of love could safe 'n save us
Sincerely yours
I am G. Jodekss
Just another black ass that's a racer in the selfsame ending endless race
Bleep pieces but aye to plenty perhaps pieces of peace
For here sufficient enough is
Nonsense...[/b]

skysol: Do u knw d@ OAU is d 1st skul/among d 1st skuls 2 wryt pume 2012/2013 nd nw d very last to resume......prof. Tale Amole....do i sae its maladministration?...even sef NUGA is yet 2 begin...w@ a nyce stayin @ hum....n nw i v almost impreginatd som1 ehnn

Yhemit: Any body from Oshogbo hia. Is their any jamb office wia i can buy d card

michealade: dat one make sense.mayb dey should bomb ur dipartment 1st?

Djayakins: Hello pls i am Deji akinhanmi, i ve been admitted to study PHILOSOPHY,pls i nid someone to put me tru,it mit be dos from my dept, or someone who knws well as to go abt d clearance .nd i wnt to knw if lecture has started for we freshers.pls reply as quickly as possible.here is my WHATSAPP no-08093109215.or 2go-djakins.pls
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slybrolin: just hope A.Mahone and d Company don't get 2 u first

humbleboyy: OH ♍Ɣ GOSH!!! i fink I've gat to reject ma admission into O.A.U with immediate effect....#bOkOs don precipitate go ife # UTME 2013/2014 here i come!

TOSIN ACCA: Who has seen BINTILAYE?

TOSIN ACCA: @HAUSA(d return):
I HAIL THEE BRO.
ONE LOVE.
UNITED WE STAND...

jayjam: U gat me hooked up BTW,how is lag cos gusau here is cooler than frankfurt

haryorbammy: at last hv been admitted to study psychology....pls wat wil i do to cross to economics later

Damex333: Pls,a question 2 u guys, has all those who say their name on d supplementary list in d school on different notice board seen their name on either jamb site or oau's eportal?

rajidgreat: U RE WELCOM BRO. BUT re we nt in trouble in accting dept lyk dis. all dis brilliant and intelligent pple. Binti, tonisious, tosin ACCA (bigger) and others thank God Hausa is 4 another course. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I KNOW DAT U GUYZ WILL MAKE OAU PROUD IN FUTURE.

Tonisious504: have u seen ur name on jamb site?

humbleboyy: Good day guys...i wanna ask a question and i will be glad to hear from you all (that's if u'v gat an answer to it). It goes thus
If an aspirant is privileged to know a prof or a lecturer i.e he is fortunate to be among the "slot candidate, and at the same time he is also qualified to be on the supplementary list. Which of the list should the aspirant expect his name to be?

Olastep1: i cud see u're back wit a new identity. C'mon, anytime can start as a new day. It depends on how u view it. Dont be digusting...ok

Nairalane: it depends on the precursor at which u act. During our time, we used up d maximum pages for a thread,opened a new one and preponderantly doing so - teaser could be a witness.
That aside, the 1st wk is 4 orientation and screening also apace. Chemistry starts lectures on monday,2nd wk. Although some courses deter til 3rd but it wud be a bad copy of a good idea to use dat as an underpin for delayed payment. In dat same vein, mixin lectures wit ur screening is a policy sucide. So, Try to complete it on d 1st wk.