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baralatie:
And if she does not go mad but gets another vibrator.then what next?

Do the same thing. The plan is to frustrate her.

baralatie:
And what happens if she gets another vibrator?

Do the same thing, she's gonna go mad.

chatinent:
Can you do what I'll say?

If you can, snub her intimately for three months...don't ask, don't act like you do want, don't do petty intimacies. Allow her to herself. Don't quarrel or speak rudely to her tho..in fact, be more lovely and hypercaring...but don't agree to intimacies.

Don't act angry! Act very happy always...esp when you return.

Talk normally and more confidently.

She'll feel you're getting it outside and watch the magic. This will introduce a foundation for discussion and settlement...and everyone learning simple lessons.

This life na common sense.

Lastly, chief, in anything you are doing in this life, don't ever reject food.

Hide the vibrator and act like nothing happened.

Adetayo41:
My wife has been depriving me intimacy for the past 1 months, i touched her yesternight, she declined, and later in the middle of the night, I caught her using a vibrator, although I did as if I was sleeping,


What should I do house.? I am pained though

Hide the vibrator and act like nothing happened.

Adetayo41:
My wife has been depriving me intimacy for the past 1 months, i touched her yesternight, she declined, and later in the middle of the night, I caught her using a vibrator, although I did as if I was sleeping,


What should I do house.? I am pained though

Look for the vibrator and hide

She deserves the beating, people don't talk about in but once once men hit their women.
It is called reality check.

My girlfriend sent me #30,000 today for my birthday.

When last did you receive money from your girlfriend?

When last did you send your boyfriend money?

Your brother is into serious drugs worse than weed.

Slimkween:
Hello highestpromoton.
Hope your day is going well

It is going very well, yours?

I'm interested.

Every woman wants a rich man, but rich men are not many, so women should accept to share him with other women.
I can't be fvcking only one pvssy. It's not good for my health.

SeaTrade:
115kg

What's your height

uzo4real:
I weigh 110kg......wifey can't complain, cus she follow make me add...

What's your height?

Cheating is no longer a big deal.
Bang more bitches and feel better.

Mandela89:
Is well, the problem is that we are too proactive in these country on all side

You meant to say reactive.

Yesterday (Saturday) I woke up by 2am to prepare for morning parade.
Morning parade for PCM is very tasking and stressful. I marched till my feet began to pain me but I soldiered through.
Morning parade begins by 4:50am - 8:00am, then we take a 1 hour break (Breakfast included during this break), by 9:00am we resume marching till 1:00pm.

I joined OBS yesterday and I'm loving it there, now I don't have to march anymore, for those of you who know, OBS comes with special privileges. I was so involved with OBS yesterday, I didn't bother to go to the kitchen to collect food.

I have met many interesting people and I've also collected contacts of people that I think can help me achieve my aims and objectives.

My advice for Corp members is to be active in camp, you can meet someone that can take your business or career to the next level.

I'll be providing more info later tonight. Happy Sunday Fam!

I am a PCM of NYSC Batch A Stream II.
I knew my posting will be Lagos State, so I relocated to Lagos few weeks back.
My call up letter came up, I was deployed to Lagos just like I planned.

I reported to camp today "18 of March", I arrived at the camp by few minutes past 12pm, I completed my registration before 5pm. I was made the Leader of my Platoon by my Platoon Officer. I was also able to get a nice bed space and mattress.

Today been the 1st day of camp we did not march, however we were addressed by the Nigerian army on our White & White, they gave us orientation.

In the evening, I and some of my roommates took our Meal card (meal ticket) to go and collect food. We were served Garri & Ogbono soup, the food was manageable.

All PCMs' were later called after dinner to watch videos of past Corp members that did incredibly well in their PPA.

Tomorrow will be hectic, I have to wake up by 3am so I can prepare for morning parade.

I will keep y'all updated, bye for now.

Thericma:
Please who is posted to borno and is traveling from Lagos

Better use flight

thatthickgurl:
Please I'm begging you with the name of God, recommend something for this pain.

This is too much for me to bear, I'm typing with tears in my eyes.

I can't eat , I can't sleep and I've been unproductive at work. I need someone to talk to.

This is my first heartbreak, I've always avoided being in a relationship because I know I'm too soft.

Until this man came and broke down my walls.

I caught him cheating two days ago.

Please speak to me, before I commit suicide. I need someone to talk to

Please

You will still fuvk him soon.

Viralsoftware:
Have tried that and still not working

Go to cyber cafe

suwalee:
thanks

You are welcome.

mosho2good:
Plz who can help, I've been posted to Kaduna and I stay in Lagos

You will have to go to camp at Kaduna and work your redeployment to Lagos.

suwalee:
plz was posted to sokoto?

Sorry dear!

OloshoMan:
When are we going to camp? I mean the date

18th of March.

Just checking if anyone has been posted in Batch A Stream II

Modified;
I have been deployed to Lagos.

pansophist:
Bigbashiru you sure say you need advice so? You're one smart nairalander, and should know the answer to your question. Having said that, the answer is simple. Don't go for women who haven't choosed you. If a girl likes you, observe her behaviour, and if it's obvious she is in for her selfish aim, plug off. No more negotiation whatsoever. Its over. Permanently.

Also, always doubt the love of a woman who is not on your level. As a rule, men should enter equal relationships. She must be able to afford whatever you can give to her. It's sweet when both of you go out and you pay today, while she pays the next day. Honestly this is the kind of relationship I was used to all my life, until I enter naija and saw that relationships was heavily monitized.

Pussy ain't free.

You need to make a plan for your life.
Download "LinkedIn" create an attractive profile.
See how other peoples profiles are.
Connect with people on LinkedIn
I believe you can easily get a Job there.

I pray that before the end of the month you will have a reason to smile.

FavourWrites:
Please help me Nairalander! Do I have a medical problem? Why do I forget things a lot?

Here’s the thing, I am someone who forgets things a lot. This may not sound like a big deal to you, but this problem is ruining the relationship I have with people.

There’ll be times when my friends would call telling me to do stuff for them, and the next day when we meet and they ask for the feedback, I’ll be there looking stupid because I didn’t remember them calling me at all. This is a problem because most times they think I faking the fact that I failed to remember.

I’ll be nineteen in a few months but I’m seriously worried for myself. I’m the kind of person who buys about three PEN every single day because I always forget where I dropped the last ones.

Don’t get me wrong, I do well in school, I currently have a 4.8 CGPA. The things I’m taught in school always seem to stick in my head, but every other thing doesn’t.

I have lost a lot of valuable friends because of this. Yes! It’s that bad.

There was a time I had a huge quarrel with a toxic friend, we ended up breaking up our friendship. But when the next semester began, I started wondering why she wasn’t talking to me. I tried approaching her but she ignored me.

I didn’t understand her behavior until the day I was flipping through my diary where I read that I had quarreled with her.

Please, I need help! My mum complains a lot about my behavior! Do I have a medical condition?

This problem is so bad that I had to buy a bracelet that connects my phone to my hand because I have lost count of how many times my phone slipped out of my hands.
If not for the sound that my phone makes when it hits the floor, I never would have known that it slipped off my hands.

I can’t write all of the experiences I’ve had, but please I need help! I’m tired of carrying a book Jotter/planner around, and I’m tired of setting an alarm for something small like “TAKE THE CUP BACK TO THE KITCHEN".

HELP ME!

You have Amnesia

Frank25:
Let's gather and discuss this

If you are very vigilant, you will see some irregular behaviors.

Buhari's Government is the worst, absolute lawlessness.

Princerichi0:
This is my kinda move. But please clear this up, did she do all that because you threatened to hurt her or she did that to save her relationship.

I threatened to hurt her.
She was begging me to calm down, at that point in time she was terrified.

She was willing to save our relationship.



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Youngpo413:
what made her cheat in the first place? She will cover her tracks next time...

We used to live together, then we moved into another lodge, I stopped living with her
The apartment had poor network.
We couldn't communicate well like be4.
I was about to relocate to another state.
She thought I was going to dump her.

She started flirting with another guy, the guy has game, he got to shift her pant.

However, she knows better now.