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MrBrownJay1:
see MUMU!!! the babe could make 100s of thousands (if not millions) from cheating, and you think that your yeye punishment is gonna change anything?!?!? your babe was being fukced around like a wh0re who doesnt give a fukc about you and/or the relationship thay you guys had. she is soiled goods and you are a weakling for taking her back.

you even had the audacity to write that you dont patronize run girls and prostitute while YOUR OWN GIRLFRIEND is one herself. this truly is the height of stupidity.

what you thought the wh0re you call your "gf" is that when she cheats again (which we know she will, since she has a mumu for a bf), you will take her phone for a night and make her pay 70k (lol big deal to that hoe). duh!

She deserves a second chance.
I haven't been faithful too but I was never caught.
For every general rule there's an exception.

When she cheats Again, no forgiveness.

Ronnnie:
If you forgive a cheating girlfriend is like signing a pact with the Devil himself...never ever try that except you just Wana keep her for S*x and nothing more...if you forgive her,she will loose total respect for you and do even worse,that relationship will become hell for you until you move on...
My advise for you to keep your sanity is just pump and dump,I use to criticize guys for that but after served my own share of Heartbreaks,I reasoned with guys for just sleeping with girls and moving on...
Now I learned my lesson...

You need to punish her first before forgiving her.
When I found out my girlfriend cheated on me.
I threatened to hurt her,
I told her she must pay me 100k as compensation.
She made calls and raised 100k in some minutes and sent to my account.
After that I collected her Android phone.
She was left with her touch light phone.

later in the night. I told her to meet me.
She came, she apologized again.
I instructed her to call the guy in my presence and call off the affair, she did that. I warned the guy to stay away from my girlfriend.

We had Make up sex.

In the morning, I returned her Android phone, I gave her 30k from her 100k.
She received it gladly.

I forgave her and told her if she cheats on me again, I will not forgive her.

Honestly, I don't regret forgiving her.

Ronnnie:
All thanks to social media which has widen their options.....That's why I tell guys whose gf is an attention freak and always posting pics just to get likes and comment...Her cheating on you is a time Bomb Kos your attention is never enough and she will meet someone who is better than you in many aspects.
This generation of Girls are not worth the stress anymore Kos loyalty doesn't exist in their dictionary....since I watched the video of a girl Sucking a guys dick and telling her boyfriend "I love you" on a call,I lost hope in relationships....
Go the single route in life as it has many benefits,and when you have a urge,Runs girls and prostitutes are always there for you and it is way less costlier than keeping a Girlfriend...
I have been cheated on and cheated with.... Relationships ain't worth it anymore bro....trust me

I agree with you totally

However, I don't patronize runs girls and prostitutes. I don't want to fvvk a lady everybody can fvvk easily with money.

I prefer a genuine girlfriend.
if she cheats I can choose to forgive depending on how valuable she is or I will move on.

Give your girlfriend all the money in the world,

I discovered my girlfriend cheated on me, I checked her phone, I Broke up with her instantly.

Alaigbopress:
Bro excuse me how do I get to Garuba square?. Bros excuse me where is utility building?. Bro excuse me how do I get to science village?. Now na Children full school, back on the days you will see a very matured man as a Year 1 student.

You school for Unizik.

Truvelisback:
If u like her, date her. I know deeply in ur heart, u never wished for a single mother.

Yes o. Time will tell.

Truvelisback:
Is she working?

Yes

Truvelisback:
Bro, i understand the sting and pain dating a single mother. Most these single mothers do hide the child(ren) from guys that her into them so that, it won't repell them. Honestly, i don't find it comfortable dating single mothers. But If u like her, date her.

Thanks bro. I appreciate.

My girlfriend of 1 year and 5 months just told me that she has a daughter.
She said she was impregnated at the age of 16 in 2015 by a guy who promised to give her admission. She said they had sex once and that the guy took away her virginity.
My girlfriend will be 24 this year and her daughter will be 7 years.

I asked her for proof and she showed me her daughter's birth certificate with her name written as the mother and pictures of her daughter when she was a baby.
She is not involved in her daughter's life, her daughter lives with her Aunt.

I wouldn't have fallen in love with my girlfriend if she had told me in the beginning of the relationship that she has a child.
I remember telling her multiple times when we talked about baby mamas' in the early stage of our relationship that I can fvvk them but I can't have anything serious with them.

I still love my girlfriend but I'm not proud of her currently.

I need opinions of matured folks concerning this issue.

I don't want this post to appear on front page.

Finally, my perception of girls has changed for worse.

SalisuJasper:
When you quit smoking weed, what can one actually use to replace the habit.

So u will be so busy that you wont have time to think of smoking again

The only problem with weed is that it is illegal.

Other than that if you smoke weed moderately you don't have to worry.

frankmoney:
well you have a point, I think the best thing is to upload the man's photos on twitter and everywhere if he can unlock it

Forget the police man.
U are his karma

frankmoney:
Go with a lawyer to the CP office and report him , bad cops needs to be held accountable

All of them are bad.

If you've had experience with the police, you will understand.

I have been kidnapped by some police officers before, they collected 100,000 from me.

My crime was moving at night.

hotplay:
Good day Nairalanders, I need your advice.
I had an encounter with a police officer yesterday along Ibadan-Abeokuta road. I will keep it brief and concise.

I boarded a bus from Ibadan to Abeokuta yesterday afternoon. Somewhere around Odeda, our bus was stopped at a police check point. I was apprehended by the officer who asked me to unlock my phone for him. I did as instructed and next he called me a cyber criminal without any evidence to proof. He immediately demanded I paid him 500k or I will be arrested and detained. I told him I can give him only 5k because I had a very important thing to do and I wouldn't want him to waste any of my precious time. The officer agreed and eventually I gave him cash of 3k because he didn't accept transfer for obvious reasons.

Before he searched my phone, he seized my bag and a nylon containing my shoes and my iPhone usb cord.

I unfortunately missed my bus because of delay, so I needed to board another bus immediately, so the officer helped me to stop a bus. He then handed me my bag and nylon. I was so pissed off and tried to cool off my head with a short nap. On getting to Abeokuta, I checked if the contents of my bag and nylon was intact but to my greatest surprise, I found a big android phone belonging to the police officer inside the nylon instead of my shoe and usb. He had unfortunately giving me a wrong nylon containing his own phone.

I have the phone with me now and I'm sincerely not willing to give it back. He has been calling and I don't know if I should change my mind.

What should I do guys? I'm confused.

Do not return the phone, you will regret it.

TOPCRUISE:
How are you sure that he is not making tactics to enable you cough off the #500,000. Returning it directly to him is like saying you trust Nigerian Police. Report the issue to the Police HQ rather than returning the phone. He might be setting a trap for you.

How can you report a thief to a gang of thieves, police are the same everywhere.
He will be extorted.

If I where him, I'll never return the phone.
I'll just dump it somewhere.

After 6months I will sell it.

Don't ever trust any police officer, they are all the same headquarters or boysquarters.

CrownOfClay724:
My pullout game strong.

But not until one day like that when e choke

Haha

You should never tell a girl you love her until you have had multiple sex with her.

tiffanyfan:
How will you feel knowing you killed your child yourself ?... Pls I need answer to that first

I will feel alright.

Nothing so special about this wicked world, I am even doing him/her a favour.

tgmservice:
Hi Please do not abort the baby Please don't

Please let your GirlFriend have the Child and I am ready to Adopt the child and also pay a 10million naira Adoption Fee.

I will also Pay 1m now so you will have enough funds for the anti-natal and other needs for the mother before she conceives.

How do I know you are serious?

Nonexisting:
I see her dying from the abortion pills and you spending the rest of your life in jail. Make your choices wisely.

You are marrddd

vincenteger:
Wasted bullet
If they had used condom on you, I'm very sure I won't come online to read this rubbish.
I just pray she doesn't agree to it.

Pray all you want,
If you like when it's your turn, don't give her pills.

skj1377:
Ha ha. You can use a condom or emergency contraceptive next time. This your method is risky

Alright.

Xscape1993:
I pity you dear. You sounded as if abortion is just a normal thing to do. Wishing you all the best anyways.

Thanks

I got a text from my babe this evening, that she's pregnant, I have no doubt that I am responsible.

I plan to buy abortiion pills tomorrow morning.

Nigeria's economy is very hard to bring in a baby without proper planning.

I'm giving her the abortiion pill tomorrow, so nobody should try to change my mind.

For those of you with abortiion experience kindly advice.

Modified
I have given my Gf an abortiion pill, pregnancy is less than 5 weeks. May God have mercy on me.

Thanks for all your contributions.

Felimax:

Lol

silibaba:
all these just to satisfy her??

this life no balance.

my next world, i must carry breast and toto come,

No p. Remember say you go menstruate too

Felimax:
Why not just ask the ladies who had not have orgasm ask their Bf or husband to message you? Life go tire you.
You are asking the ladies to message you. How many you go fit cure?

One or two

A lot of guys are pathetic when it comes to bedmatics .
I will teach you how to be a pro on bed.
Before you make love to a woman, take note of the following points:

1. Make sure you are ready physically and mentally;
To be ready physically is to be fit, Exercise regularly, reduce your big belly (not necessarily flat stomach).
To be ready mentally is to be in the right state of mind, e.g someone that just lost a contract or promotion may not be inclined to have ssex. The right state of mind is to have fun.

2. Put her in the mood:
When your woman is not in the mood for ssex, she may decline to have ssex or she may engage but not wholeheartedly.
It is important to put her in the mood, if you really want to enjoy the knack.
How to put her in the mood before ssex;
smell nice, complement her, give her chocolate or ice cream to eat, let her drink alcohol etc.

3. Kiss her neck and her lips gently.

4. Play with her breasts before sucking.

5. Finger her cliitoris.

6. Give her Head (optional)

7. Make her wet before you insert your Atm card.

8. Talk dirty while knacking.

9. Aim for her G - spot.

10. Change positions within intervals, eg missionary, scissors, doggy, ridding, etc

11. Always make sure she comes first before you come.

With the aforementioned points you are guaranteed to satisfy any woman that Is interested in having ssex with you.

If you are a Lady and you've never had orgassm before, feel free to message me.

Na road wey dey lead to prostitution you wan enter.

Anyways to double date two guys you need to drop your emotions.

Become a golddigger.

At the end if you don't build a house or start your own company, jokes on you.

saphiere:
Men are evil. This year I vowed not to collect the least thing as recharge card from Nigerian men.

They always have a way of coming back to get something in return.

Dem don knack you tire