₦airaland Forum

Mynd_44: She just had a boob job

onila: no wonder u like me = onila=BRAT THAT FCCK ANACONDAS!!

otodeluxe: Go and suck a cock dear, it will cure your sickness and learn how to talk to people you don't know. I know you just wanted to get attention from me..that shouldn't make you insult me anyway. There are many amicable ways of getting someones attention. Didn't you go to school?

ayox2003: The virgin is a fool but she's still a virgin so that doesnt make her a complete fool.
About if I like her. Lolz. No be person go like her. What if I like her? Omo you harsh o.

gbam u don talk am finish
onila congratulation u have found yourself the one
we can stop the foolish threads now

onila: we eat whatever we like

we dont need to go to the gym

we can easily find our clothes size @ the mall/ /the simplest benefit ,easy to choose any kinds of clothes

we dont feel insecure during the summer time unlike some fat girls who are scared to wear shorts etc

we usually have a flat tummy/stomach

WE DONT HAVE YAM LEGS

we dont have too much cellulite or stretch marks on our skin

even if we push out 20 children we still stay slim never get really fat when pregnant

WE are more physically healthy than

we are more confident when wearing a bikini to the beach

sweat less after walking a flight of stairs or two blocks

we dont look too slutty and ewwish when we wear skippy clothes unlike girls with big ass who are scared of their booty fat falling out of their shorts

less people talk abt you (like if a fat kid wants ice-cream its considered gluttony whereas if a skinny kid wants ice-cream everyone is ok with it)

skinny girls rule. .we rule the world

otodeluxe: Pass pls.. I don't have time for your nonsense. Allow people that want to talk, talk. Gerrout joor! I don't need people like you here bitch. Mtcheeewww

ayox2003: ^ Hey Babe.
Just keep your statements on the low-low. Anonymity doesnt necessarily gives room for uncurtailed disrespect...Would you Just empathize with the situation to see what it feels.
Na wa o.

Vivly: Seriously guys; lyk height, size, boobs etc. Wat are those physical features you want in a girl

mama-gee:
I and my friends were in this debate about this issue, Why do Ladies find it difficult to attract handsome men?

ayox2003: This is actually the worst I've ever seen on NL.
Disgusting!

OP thats called wordplay not a punchline.
Lawnmower is used for leveling the garden while the hoe is used for till the soil or make ridges.
Lets assume your gardener now says his lawnmower is home but the hoe is missing...u understand?
In adult terms...

M M M: Op
Can date ur mum agemate

otodeluxe: please am so curious, is it appropriate that I date my age mate?

Pls I need advice..

edgenig1: ITS NOT BEEN EASY BEEN POSITIVE,MY CD4 IS OK AND MY VIRAL LOAD IS UNDETECTED,I AM 5 FT 7 INCH AND I WEIGH A FEW EXTRA POUNDS.A LOT HAS CHANGED FOR ME,SINCE I WAS DIAGNOSED IN 2009,MY NAME IS CHICHI,I STAY IN GAGOS.IT TOOK A LOT OF COURAGE TO VOICE OUT.I AM A WIDOW AND HAVE A DAUGHTER.I m now very very lonely as it has been some years since My ex died. I AM TRYING TO BE STRONG BUT I KNOW I HAVE GOTTEN TO THE POINT WHERE I NEED A SOUL MATE,I NEED SOMEONE I CAN LOVE,I KNOW I HAVE A LOT OF LOVE TO GIVE. I AM NOT LOOKING FOR A BOYFRIEND AM SIMPLY LOOKING FOR A MARRIAGE MINDED POSITIVE GUY.

PLEASE IF YOU ARE OUT THERE CONTACT ME SOONEST I CANT WAIT TO MEET YOU. 081.8656.61.90

onila: i am 2 much!

stdpal: hey, living with herpes and want to get know more friends or the special one. I recently joined in Herpesanddating.net, it is a online dating site for H people. If you are the one, please join and send me a wink under the same username here. Looking forward to hear from u

onila: my lawnmower home but my LovePeddler is still missing

what does that statement mean?

flckr: My sis who is suppose 2 b convocating on the 3rd of june 2012 afta spendn 4yrs 2 study computer science information system won't b graduating cos she failed a new horizon certification exam(scored 40) but has no other issues is being asked 2 pay for summer 150k(spend anoda 8wks in school)to come rewrite the course despite having a CGPA of 4.3.Failed no other course.NL'ers I need ur advice...