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Romance / Re: 10 Hilarious Things Most Guys Do When Expecting Expecting A Girl At Home by Hayorstimmy: 2:11pm On Dec 04, 2015 |
U nailed it... Esp no9, it happens mostly wen I was a broke nigg in school. But dt spirit of fornication would nt just let go. U plan hw u would spend jst 2h on her, and in case she by any means tell yhu shez okay(u would feel so happy frm d depth of ur heart). I can't forget d day I formed to d extent of buying with ma last penny a 5hundred naira worth of food fr a girl wen I dnt hv food in d hostel to eat and it was late at night, she asked If I won't mind eating thou buh I told her I ate diff types of food in ma hostel. Chaii hungry wey catch me dt day no be moi moi... I no ft sleep well, I tried all I could to get garri frm ma neighboure but to all in vain... That day was a great day for me, all bcoz of p**sy. I dn retire for d game o, even thou I now live in plenty. 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Birthday Mate by Hayorstimmy: 1:55pm On Dec 04, 2015 |
nickkylawve:Birthday mate..... Rep Feb14 alwys Aquarius |
Politics / Re: Boko Haram: Is The December Deadline Realistic? by Hayorstimmy: 7:01pm On Nov 30, 2015 |
Seriously op Hv u forgotten december starts tomorrow Anyway there is nothing too big for ma God to do. He is greater than d so called Allah. 7 Likes |
Romance / Re: Do U Luv Ur Boyfriend To This Extent? by Hayorstimmy: 11:41am On Nov 30, 2015 |
I smell temporal happiness.... |
Romance / Re: Do U Luv Ur Boyfriend To This Extent? by Hayorstimmy: 11:41am On Nov 30, 2015 |
I guess money is involved..... That ws what she felt wen she typed dt... His boifwend might make her happy at that moment by making her feel on top of d world. Hmmmmn guys are dangerous o. And maybe his guy is not tired of her toto. |
Romance / Re: More Than 100 Funny And Cute Things To Say To A Girl To Make Her Fall For You by Hayorstimmy: 12:52am On Nov 28, 2015 |
4get story e no dey work fr naija babe anymore. Better still tell her you are a yahoo boi and yhu recently hit #5million. U dnt even know how to spend it |
Romance / Re: The Most Romantic Governors In Nigeria (photos) by Hayorstimmy: 10:35am On Nov 25, 2015 |
Yepa,,, see those fine girls kissing Tinubu and oshomole.
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Politics / Re: Buhari Is A Dictator Says Fayose - Premium Time. by Hayorstimmy: 6:35am On Nov 21, 2015 |
He is fu*king nt scared of what happens.... Dz man is a threat. |
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Swaziland : World Cup Qualifier 2 - 0 On 17th November 2015 by Hayorstimmy: 5:13pm On Nov 17, 2015 |
Gooooaaallll |
Education / Re: Why FG Put On Hold Conversion Of Colleges Of Education To Universities by Hayorstimmy: 12:57pm On Nov 17, 2015 |
Really? |
Politics / Re: Fayose To FG: Tell Nigerians Owners Of REMITA by Hayorstimmy: 3:32pm On Nov 16, 2015 |
Booked |
Politics / Re: History Of Fuel Price Increases In Nigeria by Hayorstimmy: 12:35pm On Nov 15, 2015 |
So we get all dz unsolved problem, na im one person dey tell me say make I pray for parish paris.... I would rather pray in the spirits fr Nigeria...#speakintonguesforNigeria |
Sports / Re: It Is Difficult Getting A Woman That Truly Loves Me - Christiano Ronaldo by Hayorstimmy: 6:40pm On Nov 13, 2015 |
Hope say u dey protect urself sha... Coz naszo u cm nigeria, cm dey f**k our olosho.. I even hear say u get malaria dt time self Me still like you o |
Politics / Re: Owerri Under Lockdown By Biafra Seccessionists!!! by Hayorstimmy: 9:25am On Nov 13, 2015 |
Truth4eva:Na who cage u 4 Likes |
Politics / Re: BREAKING!!! IPOB Dares Okorocha, Burutai; Kicks-off Biafra Protest In Owerri by Hayorstimmy: 9:18am On Nov 13, 2015 |
Must you die bfr u learn ur lesson......
I pity una wey dey risk ur life for something dt does nt worth it. 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Photo: Ladies Will U Rock This For Any Reason?? by Hayorstimmy: 8:59am On Nov 12, 2015 |
I wonder why girls inconvenient themselves... Una go wn go out, u go put on slippers till wen u reach wia u dey go.... But why na?? Why not put on smtin simple rather than risking ur life. 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: Davido Buys Three Cars Worth N90m Within 11 Months by Hayorstimmy: 4:38pm On Nov 11, 2015 |
kachic2:Bro always admire good thing There is heaven on Earth. |
Celebrities / Re: Davido Buys Three Cars Worth N90m Within 11 Months by Hayorstimmy: 4:34pm On Nov 11, 2015 |
Ehn Am sure he can't buy my own join.... 1 Like |
Education / Re: Has Primary School Curriculum Changed This Much? by Hayorstimmy: 11:43am On Nov 10, 2015 |
If u are nt academically sound dz days,dz small bois and gurlz fit disgrace person... I once had d same experience in church, wen one of ma relatives brought his assignmnt to me all in d name of trust nau. He said evryone at home did nt get d answer, I collected it and began to smile coz I dnt even know wia to start from. As a sharp guy nau I change am fr him, I excused maself and I quickly surf (google) d net jst to be sure if it was what came to ma mind.... That was how I got d real answer and on seeing him d nxt week, he thanked me (and i also thank google fr d correct answer) and said he scored evrytin and that d assigntment ws used as a continuous assessment fr them. Make sure u face ur studies o. 1 Like |
Education / Re: Lagos City Polytechnic Lecturers Arrested For Exam Malpractice by Hayorstimmy: 10:19am On Nov 10, 2015 |
Malpractice in school btw the management and we the student has become a way of life.... 4 Likes 1 Share |
Sports / Re: Nigeria U-17 Eaglets Set For Tomorrow's Match (photos) by Hayorstimmy: 3:45pm On Nov 07, 2015 |
Truluvguy:Bros if na beards dm dey use, E mean say ma elder brother of abt 32yrs fit play under17 be dt... |
Sports / Re: Nigeria U-17 Eaglets Set For Tomorrow's Match (photos) by Hayorstimmy: 3:43pm On Nov 07, 2015 |
onadana:Old or not,, dnt envy success. Other countries too doesn't look anything younger. We are all cheaters U go see mali players tomorrow nau, sm go dn born for house self. 3 Likes 1 Share |
Politics / Re: Dear President, Stop Complaining And Fix The Country by Hayorstimmy: 2:53pm On Nov 06, 2015 |
helinues:Why u dey in haste nau,, no be to comment u want?..... Chill and join me in praying |
Politics / Re: Dear President, Stop Complaining And Fix The Country by Hayorstimmy: 2:46pm On Nov 06, 2015 |
U dey find messiah abi... Dm never tell u say nigeria problem no be beans,, we need divine intervention. |
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Mali: FIFA U-17 World Cup Final (2 - 0) On 8th November, 2015 by Hayorstimmy: 2:28pm On Nov 06, 2015 |
bushdoc9919:. But why on earth do u guys put d whole blame on d players... And moreover, ain't u a nigerian? NFF is full of politics and corrupt minded pple who doesn't even care if nigeria football progresses. Come to think of it if money is not part of football, even players of high profiles that are not from nigeria runs after money. If I was to be in theirposition, I might even do worse. Amunike had injury wen we won d AFCON, no one cares if he exists anymore(na u and ur family problem, since dm pay u for ur service bah?) Not until wen he raised his voIce to all Nigerians. Let us show we love them even when they not in their best form, increase their salary... and see if they won't come back to life. |
Celebrities / Re: The Snakes Sound Sultan Sees When He Looks At The Nigerian Music Industry by Hayorstimmy: 5:12pm On Sep 24, 2015 |
If u see dz kind snake for real, u go fit wait?....... |
Politics / Re: Olu Falae Meets Mimiko After Gaining Freedom by Hayorstimmy: 5:06pm On Sep 24, 2015 |
At least for d little dayz u spent wit dem,, I guess yhu could taste poverty small and know how it really feels.... 1 Like |
Phones / Re: Mtn Should Be Called To Order - Sim Registration by Hayorstimmy: 2:44pm On Sep 07, 2015 |
So pple are going thru all dz tinz,,,make Airtel and Glo no join dem o... Dn am good to go |
Politics / Re: No Portable Water In Jonathan's Bayelsa by Hayorstimmy: 6:05am On Aug 30, 2015 |
Potable water nt portable water... I know very Well that OTUOKE pple will nw agree wit NIGERIANS dt GEJ is clueless. |
Politics / Re: Breaking!! August Salaries To Be DELAYED (FG IS BROKE)!!! by Hayorstimmy: 4:53pm On Aug 25, 2015 |
Naija self like fake news.... Sooner or later dm go counter dz same news |
Culture / Re: Crisis In Ile-ife As Ruling Houses Battle Over Oba Sijuwade’s Successor by Hayorstimmy: 4:48pm On Aug 25, 2015 |
Na wen una wn select king una dey remember Ile-Ife....I knew smtin lyk dz was gonna happen U guyz hv bn away fr a while ooo Ife looks jaga jaga since 1702 3 Likes |
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