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Romance / Re: 10 Hilarious Things Most Guys Do When Expecting Expecting A Girl At Home by Hayorstimmy: 2:11pm On Dec 04, 2015
U nailed it... Esp no9, it happens mostly wen I was a broke nigg in school. But dt spirit of fornication would nt just let go. U plan hw u would spend jst 2h on her, and in case she by any means tell yhu shez okay(u would feel so happy frm d depth of ur heart).



I can't forget d day I formed to d extent of buying with ma last penny a 5hundred naira worth of food fr a girl wen I dnt hv food in d hostel to eat and it was late at night, she asked If I won't mind eating thou buh I told her I ate diff types of food in ma hostel. Chaii hungry wey catch me dt day no be moi moi... I no ft sleep well, I tried all I could to get garri frm ma neighboure but to all in vain... That day was a great day for me, all bcoz of p**sy. I dn retire for d game o, even thou I now live in plenty.

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Romance / Re: Birthday Mate by Hayorstimmy: 1:55pm On Dec 04, 2015
nickkylawve:
Feb 14 for life grin born aquarius
Birthday mate..... Rep Feb14 alwys
Aquarius
Politics / Re: Boko Haram: Is The December Deadline Realistic? by Hayorstimmy: 7:01pm On Nov 30, 2015
Seriously op

Hv u forgotten december starts tomorrow
Anyway there is nothing too big for ma God to do. He is greater than d so called Allah.

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Romance / Re: Do U Luv Ur Boyfriend To This Extent? by Hayorstimmy: 11:41am On Nov 30, 2015
I smell temporal happiness....
Romance / Re: Do U Luv Ur Boyfriend To This Extent? by Hayorstimmy: 11:41am On Nov 30, 2015
I guess money is involved.....


That ws what she felt wen she typed dt... His boifwend might make her happy at that moment by making her feel on top of d world.
Hmmmmn guys are dangerous o. And maybe his guy is not tired of her toto.
Romance / Re: More Than 100 Funny And Cute Things To Say To A Girl To Make Her Fall For You by Hayorstimmy: 12:52am On Nov 28, 2015
4get story e no dey work fr naija babe anymore.

Better still tell her you are a yahoo boi and yhu recently hit #5million. U dnt even know how to spend it
Romance / Re: The Most Romantic Governors In Nigeria (photos) by Hayorstimmy: 10:35am On Nov 25, 2015
Yepa,,, see those fine girls kissing Tinubu and oshomole. smiley

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Politics / Re: Buhari Is A Dictator Says Fayose - Premium Time. by Hayorstimmy: 6:35am On Nov 21, 2015
He is fu*king nt scared of what happens.... Dz man is a threat.
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Swaziland : World Cup Qualifier 2 - 0 On 17th November 2015 by Hayorstimmy: 5:13pm On Nov 17, 2015
Gooooaaallll
Education / Re: Why FG Put On Hold Conversion Of Colleges Of Education To Universities by Hayorstimmy: 12:57pm On Nov 17, 2015
Really?
Politics / Re: Fayose To FG: Tell Nigerians Owners Of REMITA by Hayorstimmy: 3:32pm On Nov 16, 2015
Booked
Politics / Re: History Of Fuel Price Increases In Nigeria by Hayorstimmy: 12:35pm On Nov 15, 2015
So we get all dz unsolved problem, na im one person dey tell me say make I pray for parish paris....
I would rather pray in the spirits fr Nigeria...#speakintonguesforNigeria
Sports / Re: It Is Difficult Getting A Woman That Truly Loves Me - Christiano Ronaldo by Hayorstimmy: 6:40pm On Nov 13, 2015
Hope say u dey protect urself sha... Coz naszo u cm nigeria, cm dey f**k our olosho.. I even hear say u get malaria dt time self
Me still like you
o
Politics / Re: Owerri Under Lockdown By Biafra Seccessionists!!! by Hayorstimmy: 9:25am On Nov 13, 2015
Truth4eva:

Must you comment on issues that don't concern you? Can't you just read and go away? Stop taking panadol over another person's headache. Your hate can't stop us from gaining our freedom.
Na who cage u

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Politics / Re: BREAKING!!! IPOB Dares Okorocha, Burutai; Kicks-off Biafra Protest In Owerri by Hayorstimmy: 9:18am On Nov 13, 2015
Must you die bfr u learn ur lesson...... I pity una wey dey risk ur life for something dt does nt worth it.

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Politics / Re: Photo: Ladies Will U Rock This For Any Reason?? by Hayorstimmy: 8:59am On Nov 12, 2015
I wonder why girls inconvenient themselves... Una go wn go out, u go put on slippers till wen u reach wia u dey go.... But why na?? Why not put on smtin simple rather than risking ur life.

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Celebrities / Re: Davido Buys Three Cars Worth N90m Within 11 Months by Hayorstimmy: 4:38pm On Nov 11, 2015
kachic2:
I wish d cars can drive him to heaven. It's all cool
Bro always admire good thing
There is heaven on Earth.
Celebrities / Re: Davido Buys Three Cars Worth N90m Within 11 Months by Hayorstimmy: 4:34pm On Nov 11, 2015
Ehn
Am sure he can't buy my own join....

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Education / Re: Has Primary School Curriculum Changed This Much? by Hayorstimmy: 11:43am On Nov 10, 2015
If u are nt academically sound dz days,dz small bois and gurlz fit disgrace person... I once had d same experience in church, wen one of ma relatives brought his assignmnt to me all in d name of trust nau. He said evryone at home did nt get d answer, I collected it and began to smile coz I dnt even know wia to start from. As a sharp guy nau I change am fr him, I excused maself and I quickly surf (google) d net jst to be sure if it was what came to ma mind.... That was how I got d real answer and on seeing him d nxt week, he thanked me (and i also thank google fr d correct answer) and said he scored evrytin and that d assigntment ws used as a continuous assessment fr them. Make sure u face ur studies o.

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Education / Re: Lagos City Polytechnic Lecturers Arrested For Exam Malpractice by Hayorstimmy: 10:19am On Nov 10, 2015
Malpractice in school btw the management and we the student has become a way of life....

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Sports / Re: Nigeria U-17 Eaglets Set For Tomorrow's Match (photos) by Hayorstimmy: 3:45pm On Nov 07, 2015
Truluvguy:
bros if these guys were really old, why no beards?
Bros
if na beards dm dey use, E mean say ma elder brother of abt 32yrs fit play under17 be dt...
Sports / Re: Nigeria U-17 Eaglets Set For Tomorrow's Match (photos) by Hayorstimmy: 3:43pm On Nov 07, 2015
onadana:
Old men....we see proper 17year old everyday they don't look anything like this.
Old or not,, dnt envy success. Other countries too doesn't look anything younger. We are all cheaters
U go see mali players tomorrow nau, sm go dn born for house self.

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Politics / Re: Dear President, Stop Complaining And Fix The Country by Hayorstimmy: 2:53pm On Nov 06, 2015
helinues:
G

Why u dey in haste nau,, no be to comment u want?..... Chill and join me in praying
Politics / Re: Dear President, Stop Complaining And Fix The Country by Hayorstimmy: 2:46pm On Nov 06, 2015
U dey find messiah abi... Dm never tell u say nigeria problem no be beans,, we need divine intervention.
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Mali: FIFA U-17 World Cup Final (2 - 0) On 8th November, 2015 by Hayorstimmy: 2:28pm On Nov 06, 2015
bushdoc9919:


Because the structure of football in Nigeria does not favour continued development of footballers.....as footballers.(That is why many of our best players go abroad).

Also, because most of our players after u17 want to be earning big money. They do not want to move to a lesser club where they will get lesser money, but more playing time,and more development....they want to play for a BIG club....where they will be on the bench most of the time...and they won't work hard...but hey...they are earning big salaries. (And their families shamelessly push them toward that mentality).
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But why on earth do u guys put d whole blame on d players... And moreover, ain't u a nigerian? NFF is full of politics and corrupt minded pple who doesn't even care if nigeria football progresses. Come to think of it if money is not part of football, even players of high profiles that are not from nigeria runs after money. If I was to be in theirposition, I might even do worse. Amunike had injury wen we won d AFCON, no one cares if he exists anymore(na u and ur family problem, since dm pay u for ur service bah?) Not until wen he raised his voIce to all Nigerians.
Let us show we love them even when they not in their best form, increase their salary... and see if they won't come back to life.
Celebrities / Re: The Snakes Sound Sultan Sees When He Looks At The Nigerian Music Industry by Hayorstimmy: 5:12pm On Sep 24, 2015
If u see dz kind snake for real, u go fit wait?.......
Politics / Re: Olu Falae Meets Mimiko After Gaining Freedom by Hayorstimmy: 5:06pm On Sep 24, 2015
At least for d little dayz u spent wit dem,, I guess yhu could taste poverty small and know how it really feels....

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Phones / Re: Mtn Should Be Called To Order - Sim Registration by Hayorstimmy: 2:44pm On Sep 07, 2015
So pple are going thru all dz tinz,,,make Airtel and Glo no join dem o... Dn am good to go
Politics / Re: No Portable Water In Jonathan's Bayelsa by Hayorstimmy: 6:05am On Aug 30, 2015
Potable water nt portable water...
I know very Well that OTUOKE pple will nw agree wit NIGERIANS dt GEJ is clueless.
Politics / Re: Breaking!! August Salaries To Be DELAYED (FG IS BROKE)!!! by Hayorstimmy: 4:53pm On Aug 25, 2015
Naija self like fake news.... Sooner or later dm go counter dz same news
Culture / Re: Crisis In Ile-ife As Ruling Houses Battle Over Oba Sijuwade’s Successor by Hayorstimmy: 4:48pm On Aug 25, 2015
Na wen una wn select king una dey remember Ile-Ife....I knew smtin lyk dz was gonna happen
U guyz hv bn away fr a while ooo
Ife looks jaga jaga since 1702

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